After I mistook my nemesis for Ai, I was pregnant with his cub

An urgent two-hour meeting was held. The masters and Ph. D. elites of the Yuanshi Group's Legal Department, Finance Department, and Business Department studied the contract one by one, but did not come up with any effective information. Not only that, everyone also praised it. The signing of this contract is so beneficial to the company, and it turned into a flattering meeting of Vice President Yuan in the end, which is simply outrageous.

Vice President Yuan was not happy when he heard the flattery, and sat cross-legged on the bed, a contract was wrinkled by him over and over again.

"Baby, are you still not feeling well? Do you want some medicine?"

Yuan Xingran glanced over, "What did you call me?"

Mingzhen smiled, "Master, do you need some medicine?"

Yuan Xingran looked at the familiar face, "Call me Dad at home from now on."

Mingzhen: ...

"why?"

"Because Mingzhen provoked me today, I'm very upset, so I want to bully you."

Mingzhen sighed softly, "Where am I... No, why did Mingzhen offend you? Isn't the contract all right?"

"It has nothing to do with the contract."

"Why then?"

Yuan Xingran didn't speak, and threw the contract in his hand aside, lying on the bed with his butt facing him, like an unhappy little ostrich after losing a fight.

Mingzhen raised his eyebrows, reached out to massage him and asked, "Mingzhen, what did he do to make the master angry again?"

"He has a boyfriend." Yuan Xingran spoke in a muffled voice, and the hair on the back of his head trembled twice when he spoke.

Ming Zhen was stunned for a moment, then couldn't control the corners of his mouth, and smiled silently, "How do you know he has a boyfriend?"

"He said it himself, and said he was more handsome than me." Yuan Xingran lay there, speaking in a very unhappy tone, but after saying this, he was very unconvinced, "I heard him farting, and I was handsome when I was young." When it comes to big ones, how many consecutive times have you won the championship of Beijing's colleges and universities, and I haven't seen anyone more handsome than me? He didn't even dare to show me a photo, obviously guilty, he must look crooked Jujube, and also blind, what brand of blind people would fall in love with someone like Mingzhen?" Yuan Xingran's tone was very resentful.

"Are you jealous?" Ming Zhen lured a confession while massaging gently.

"Why am I jealous! Would I be jealous of him?..." Yuan Xingran was like a cat that had been poked in a sore spot, and his hair exploded instantly.

"Then why are you unhappy?"

"I'm not happy... I'm not happy because I think this kind of person is too scumbag! I feel worthless for his blind boyfriend! Mingzhen is a scumbag who forgets everything and has no male virtues! He obviously already has Boyfriend, still missing my brother, and dreaming of being my sister-in-law? He doesn't piss to see what kind of virtue he is, is he worthy? The most annoying thing is..."

"What is it?"

"He still dares to miss me!" Yuan Xing got up angrily,

"Oh? Why does he miss you?"

Yuan Xingran's cheeks were flushed: "He... how do I know? It must be very nasty. You didn't see this garbage. When he looked at me, his eyes were full of evil light. If it wasn't for this cooperation For the sake of it, I went up and knocked his head off on the spot!" Yuan Xing finished speaking angrily, seeing Mingzhen No. [-]'s eyes, seemed to remember that time again, and shook his head again and again, "Tsk tsk, it's just too evil. "

Mingzhen: ...

Yuan Xingran scolded Mingzhen a lot, and after feeling much more comfortable, he lay down again, "Keep pressing."

Mingzhen tried to save his image and resolve conflicts, while giving him a massage to soothe his body and mind, he probed, "I think there is some misunderstanding here? Does he like you?"

Yuan Xingran lay there silently. After lying down for about a few minutes, he whispered, "Impossible."

"Why is it impossible? My master is so handsome and cute, how could he not like it?" Ming Zhen rubbed his head, lay down beside him, and looked at him with his head tilted.

Yuan Xingran also turned his head, reached out and knocked on the robot's head, "Does your memory card here only record seven seconds? Didn't I just say that he has a blind boyfriend."

Ming Zhen thought for a while, "But according to my grasp of various information about him and the deciphering of the mobile phone software, he doesn't have anyone close to him."

Yuan Xingran squinted at him slightly, "Can your system crack his mobile phone software?"

Mingzhen introduced solemnly, "Not only mobile phone software, but my system is equipped with the most advanced AI self-learning algorithm software, which completes continuous self-upgrading and updating through data collection and analysis. In layman's terms, it is the same as human beings. I can also complete the whole process from not understanding to understanding and never going to the meeting through learning, but during this period, I need a learning object, and collecting and processing data on the same human sample is the fastest shortcut, Therefore, Mingzhen is the object of my imitation. Not only the database of him and his company is built in my memory, but I also monitor his daily data activities in an all-round way through the 7G network, and then complete the daily evolution and become Mingzhen is the most qualified substitute, allowing the master to have a more perfect experience."

Although Yuan Xingran is a scumbag and has not taken a few serious classes in college, he also knows the high technical content of the situation Mingzhen said, and he can't help squinting at the AI ​​in front of him, eyes full of disbelief Like, "How smart is the AI ​​system now?"

Mingzhen smiled confidently, "If you don't believe me, you can ask me any questions about Mingzhen, and I can tell you."

Yuan Xingran shook his head, "I don't have anything to know, I just want to know what it was like when he called Dad?"

Mingzhen had an inexplicable smile on his face, "Actually, there are many ways to call Dad, what do you want to call him?"

Yuan Xingran looked at this AI. He was lying on his side with one hand on his head, like a mermaid. He instantly remembered that night. His cheeks were hot, "You are crying."

Mingzhen smiled deeply, "Actually, there are many ways to cry. How do you want to cry?"

Yuan Xingran's Adam's apple rolled involuntarily, "You wait..."

Ming Zhen watched Yuan Xing run out of bed quickly, not knowing what he was doing. After a while, he came back with his tablet in his arms. Then, he flew onto the bed. Ming Zhen saw him skillfully operating the tablet. I never knew which corner found a pile of scumbags, and then I watched him rummage up and down, the pages slid by quickly, Ming Zhen was dazzled and couldn't even see the content clearly, but Yuan Xingran's eyes were wide open. But he is very sure. It can be seen that he is familiar with these things at ordinary times, so he must appreciate and read them from time to time. "On the surface, you look innocent, but in fact you have a lot of experience."

Yuan Xingran searched carefully, and explained, "You are an AI, you don't understand, you must know that for us humans, especially handsome and high-quality male humans like me, this kind of knowledge must be understood in advance. Otherwise, I will show timidity when I go to bed. This involves a man's face. If you say that I am such a suave and handsome guy, but I can't even say a word when I go to bed, it will greatly reduce my image. First This time is very important and you have to play well."

Mingzhen nodded, "Then is my first performance considered good?"

"What a fart!" Yuan Xingran glared at him, "You have a lot to learn, you know." Yuan Xingran's rapidly sliding fingers finally stopped on a picture, "So, will it be ?”

Mingzhen leaned over and tilted his head slightly to look, "Oh~~ So you like this tune, but he's not as good-looking as you were crying that day."

Yuan Xingran's cheeks blushed, "You...don't speak flirtatious words to me."

Ming Zhen raised his eyebrows, "If you don't talk coquettishly, I'm afraid your impression of me will be greatly reduced."

Yuan Xingran: ...

"It's not for you to learn this."

"I know." Mingzhen took his tablet away and put it aside, wrapped his hands around Yuan Xingran's palm like a snake, leaned over and said softly, "Don't worry, master, I've learned this lesson, now we Let’s check my learning results.”

Afterwards, Mingzhen knew why Yuan Xingran accumulated knowledge in advance, because the knowledgeable master of his family was as he expected, his whole body was red and feverish, he was disconnected the whole time, and he couldn't say a word...

It was already the next morning when Yuan Xingran regained consciousness. The bed was made clean, the bath water was put away, the temperature was just right, and the sound of making breakfast could be faintly heard outside. Everything seemed like a perfect lover, but Yuan Xingran was not drunk this time, he clearly remembered last night...how he was forced by a robot...fancy calling him dad all night.

His humiliation!Now that I think about it, my whole body trembles, my cheeks turn red, and my heart beats faster...

He was very dissatisfied, and it was written all over his face that I just wanted to find fault and lose my temper:

"what is this?"

"Poached eggs..."

"Why not in the shape of a heart?"

"I don't eat poached eggs that aren't heart-shaped." Yuan Xingran crossed his arms.

Mingzhen: ...

Mingzhen raised his eyebrows, had no choice but to pick up the knife and fork, cut two cuts on the egg, tilted his head to examine it, made two more cuts, and ate all the leftovers, "This is a heart shape." He raised his head. Yuan Xingran stared at him angrily with a pair of dark eyes.

"Wait a while, I'll fry it again."

But the heart-shaped poached eggs are not so easy to fry. Ming Zhen made two of them in a row, and the little ancestor outside was already acting like a baby, so he had to go out with a plate, hoping for heart-shaped toast and heart-shaped tomatoes Can make up for one or two.

Yuan Xingran looked at the appallingly large and small hearts, "Don't you even know the heart-shaped function? I won't eat heart-shaped poached eggs that don't meet the heart-shaped function."

"Heart-shaped function?"

"Back then, mathematician Descartes wrote a love letter, which contained a function. Only the princess who studied mathematics with him could understand it, because the function drawn in the coordinate system was a heart. At that time, after the programming class , Lin Mu prepared a heart-shaped fried egg for me the next day for breakfast, it tastes really good..."

When Ming Zhen heard this, he pursed his lips, took off his apron and was about to leave, "I'm going to buy a mold for the heart-shaped function."

"Hey." Yuan Xingran hurriedly called him to stop, "Forget it, I'll starve to death when you buy it, and what do you buy it for, and then go to brush your face again? Don't make trouble for me anymore." Yuan Xingran I took a bite out of the poached egg, and looked up at him, "Hmph, your skills are far behind, I'll ask Lin Butler to copy the system of our domestic robot into your brain later."

Mingzhen: ...

After drinking the milk, Yuan Xingran looked at the cup, twitched his mouth, got up and opened the refrigerator, his eyes fell on the milk box, "Why did you buy this kind? You know that I have been controlling my body and never drink whole milk. "

Before Mingzhen could speak, he saw the refrigerator door suddenly open, "Elsa buys food according to the nutritional combination, but I didn't buy these two cans."

"Who is that?" Yuan Xingran closed the refrigerator door.

A picture appeared on the door of the refrigerator. It was a picture of Mingzhen holding a box of milk in his hand and putting it in the refrigerator. It was an active criminal.

Mingzhen: ...

Yuan Xingran turned his head and widened his eyes in disbelief, "Are you shopping with Mingzhen's face again?

"This... there is no milk in the morning."

"You can tell Elsa if there is no milk."

"Elsa?"

The refrigerator door blinked brightly twice, "I'm here."

Mingzhen: ...

"You spent Mingzhen's money again. Do you know how much shame you made me yesterday in order to repay the ten yuan you spent. Mingzhen looked at me like he was insane. How much did you spend this time?"

Before Mingzhen felt guilty, the shopping receipt was displayed on the refrigerator next to him, "The total consumption is 96.60 yuan, and the payment method is to swipe your face."

Mingzhen: ...

Technology has made evil nowhere to hide.

"You know this is a crime, theft, and it's the second time, you're about to be arrested, do you know that?"

Elsa reminded, "It hasn't reached the sentencing standard yet."

"Your legal awareness is so weak that it is not as good as a refrigerator!"

Elsa showed generosity in accepting new members, "It's because he has not yet connected to the home network and cannot obtain real-time information."

Yuan Xingran hurriedly said, "Quick, Elsa, connect him in, he is my AI robot Mingzhen No. [-]."

The refrigerator display immediately lit up, "OK, Elsa is connecting...Elsa didn't find the mobile device."

Yuan Xingran looked at him, "What are you still doing in a daze, why don't you turn on the Bluetooth quickly?" Ming Zhen pursed his lips, and the situation fell into anxiety.

Ming Zhen felt that Elsa would not stop until he was connected, so he imitated the refrigerator, "Bluetooth is turned on, Elsa cannot be searched, maybe Elsa's bluetooth system is broken."

The ice-blue door of the refrigerator flickered twice, and then lit up again, "Elsa's system has restarted, and the Bluetooth connection is in progress...Elsa has not found the mobile device."

Before Mingzhen could figure out how to end it, Yuan Xingran clapped his hands suddenly, "Princess, please connect to my AI Mingzhen No. [-]."

In the empty living room and dining room, several "princesses" in the smart work system at home sounded one after another requests to connect to Bluetooth.

"The Cinderella housekeeping robot bluetooth is turned on, ... the bluetooth search ... did not find the mobile device."

"Mulan security robot bluetooth is turned on,...the bluetooth search...no mobile device was found."

"Aurora AV system bluetooth is turned on, ... Bluetooth search ... no mobile device found."

……

A floor-sweeping robot kept bumping into Mingzhen's legs, and wanted to connect with him face-to-face by scanning the QR code.

Mingzhen: ...

It's really too much.

Yuan Xingran looked at him and pouted, "Aren't you the smartest robot?"

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