After I mistook my nemesis for Ai, I was pregnant with his cub
Chapter 02 The joy of humiliating an old enemy
The Yuan family's old house is located in the eastern suburbs. It was past seven o'clock in the evening when the car arrived. The living room on the first floor was brightly lit, and the guests had already arrived.
Yuan Xingran didn't go in directly, but sneaked around to the balcony window to peek. It was indeed very lively inside, and the atmosphere of the blind date was very strong.
Although there are such "surprises" every day when he returns home recently, he can clearly feel that today is different.
Even his father, who has never been home, came back specially, dressed like a butterfly, circling the living room.
Mr. Li is his grandfather's old comrade in arms, quite prestigious, the Li family has great achievements, if the two families get married, it will definitely be of great help to the Yuan family.
It seems that the situation is very pessimistic, and there is a tendency not to give up until he is sold tonight.
Yuan Xingran was sweating nervously, but from the corner of his eye, he suddenly saw the robot next to him. He had no idea how serious the situation was. He was looking at the shadow of the floor-to-ceiling window and adjusting his tie like a human being. , hands are dumber than feet, much worse than others.
Yuan Xingran has a headache, can this clumsy and crudely made thing handle the old foxes in this room?
If not, why not run?
Yuan Xingran hadn't moved his legs yet, when the cell phone rang suddenly.
Yuan Zhai is a detached villa, the surrounding is very quiet, the loud ringing of the bell immediately alarmed the people in the house.
"The young master is back." Someone said something.
Yuan Xingran hurriedly took out his mobile phone, only then remembered that there was still a game in Gu Liang tonight.
Originally, he brought AI to humiliate Ming Zhen, but the plan failed to keep up with the changes and he brought him home directly, all because of his brother's anger.
Yuan Xingran picked up the phone to inform Gu Liang that the party was cancelled. In just one phone call, "Mingzhen No. [-]" walked around the flower bed with two long legs without getting the order, and prepared to enter the house. Yuan Xingran Startled, he hung up the phone and hurriedly chased after him. When he entered the door, he dragged him behind, gritted his teeth and reprimanded him, "Why are you running so fast?"
"Xingran, come in quickly, this is your Grandpa Li."
When Yuan Xingran raised his head, he was stunned. He almost couldn't recognize that it was his old man. His hair had been trimmed, his skin had been treated, and he was dressed in casual clothes without even a pleat.Then look at Mr. Li, who just flew over from Dongzhou, dressed in British style, a three-piece suit with a bow tie, with small round eyes, looking elegant and luxurious.
The elder two are dressed so grandly, it seems that tonight must be the fate of Yuan Xingran's marriage.
"This is your little grandson." Mr. Li said, his voice was like a bell.
Yuan Xing is too familiar with this word, ever since he learned that he can give birth, all kinds of visitors have always said this sentence when they saw him, as if to say, [Oh, this is the rooster that can only lay eggs. 】
Grandpa Yuan smiled very proudly, and said in a proud tone, "Yes, this is my good grandson."
Mr. Li looked at Yuan Xingran for a while, and said three good things in a row, "Pei Rong, you are so lucky, your little grandson is really beautiful, and he has the demeanor of when you first joined the company."
The guests who came to his house in the past praised him every time they saw him, [Senior, your little grandson is so handsome. ] But ever since they learned that he was able to give birth, the adjectives for him have become "beautiful" in a tacit understanding.
Does pretty describe a man?
"Grandpa Li, he is handsome." Yuan Xingran corrected.
There was a brief silence in the room, and then Elder Li laughed, and turned to Grandpa Yuan and said, "Your temper is exactly the same as yours back then."
Grandpa Yuan doted on his grandson, and smiled naturally, while Father Yuan scolded Yuan Xingran for being rude, and then explained to Mr. Li, "The child is still in the rebellious stage, and the doctor said that he didn't know the result until he was so old. It’s a process of acceptance, so it’s a bit of a reverse.”
Everyone else expressed their understanding, but Mr. Li raised a thick eyebrow, "There is nothing unacceptable about a man having a baby. This is a blessing! No matter how many people want it, they can't ask for it."
There is no disagreement among the people in the house.
Yuan Xingran: ...
Standing and talking without back pain, do you want this blessing for you?As soon as he entered the door, he couldn't speak a few words, and every sentence was dancing on Yuan Xingran's thunder point,
"Come on, Xingran, come to Grandpa Li. Grandpa will show you the photo of my grandson. My grandson is also very handsome." Elder Li greeted him.
photo?You don't even have to show up for an engagement now, do you?
No wonder Yuan Xingran looked around the room for several times but couldn't find the blind date partner. The co-author wanted him to get engaged with a photo?
Yuan Xingran felt that he was at odds with this old man Li, in order to prevent this eloquent old man from directly cooking raw rice into mature rice, Yuan Xingran grabbed him out from behind,
"What... Let me introduce to you, this is my... male...boyfriend." After all, he was a dummy, Yuan Xingran didn't have the confidence to speak, and stretched out his hand to scratch his nose, feeling a little guilty.
Mingzhen No. [-] showed the ignorant and fearless aura of a robot, straightened his back, and politely greeted the elders in the family one by one according to the established level.
"Ming Zhen?"
Yuan Xing suddenly raised his head,
Seeing that Yuan Ziming looked very familiar with Ming Zhen, he walked up directly,
His brother actually knew Ming Zhen?
Yuan Ziming is ten years older than Yuan Xingran, and now he is the CEO of Yuanshi Group. He never bothered to play with their juniors. How did he know Mingzhen?
The key is that his brother is thoughtful, insidious and cunning, and he is a well-known old fox in the mall. Doesn't this mean that in a few words, he will find that there is something wrong with the "Mingzhen" in front of him?
It's over, it's over, it's over!
"Mingzhen No. [-]" didn't smell any dangerous information in the air, and even talked to Yuan Ziming loudly!
what to do?After a few more words, his brother will probably recognize him, and then he will definitely not give him face and expose him in public without mercy Fuck him, get him engaged to a photo today!
God, no wonder his eyelids keep twitching when he wakes up in the morning.
Never let this happen!
Yuan Xingran took a step forward, standing in between his brother and Mingzhen, "Well, Mingzhen is sending me back. I have something to do tonight, so I have to leave immediately." He secretly gave orders to Mingzhen No. [-], and then turned to Mr. Li changed the topic, "Grandpa Li, did you find that photo of your grandson? Show me?"
Yuan Ziming stepped forward and pushed his younger brother away, "What are you looking at? I sent you the photo earlier." Then he patted Mingzhen on the shoulder and smiled, "There is no reason to leave when you first come to the door, stay here Have a light meal."
Before Mingzhen could answer, Yuan Xingran tried his best to sneak in through the gap between the two of them, separating them abruptly, with a flattering smirk, "Next time, this time Grandpa Li is a distinguished guest, it's impolite .”
Mr. Li, who is used to seeing strong winds and waves, exchanged glances with Mr. Yuan, and responded calmly, "I don't mind, I just happened to help Pei Rong see his wife."
Everyone's eyes were focused on Mingzhen, and Yuan Xingran's eyes were almost cramped when he winked at him, but the procedure of Mingzhen No. of……"
Yuan Xing wants to cry but has no tears,
There are too many bugs in the system, the response is too slow, the system process will not be modified in real time, and the key point is that I still can't understand human words!
Yuan Xingran didn't dare to look at his brother's face, he probably already saw it.
Sure enough, Yuan Ziming pushed aside Yuan Xingran who was in the way again, and took over the somewhat chaotic situation smoothly.
But unexpectedly, he didn't tear down the stage, instead, he introduced Mingzhen to the elders in a serious manner, praising him for being young for this or that, and why Yuan Xingran didn't want to hear this.
The only person who objected to this marriage was the only outsider here, "Young man, I am very dissatisfied with you. My grandson didn't come today. If he came, Xingran would definitely fall in love at first sight."
Mingzhen No. [-] responded with ease, "Then Grandpa Li, it seems that I want to please you, please hold your hand high, and don't introduce your grandson to him."
Boss Li raised his hand, "Okay, let's see how you perform tonight."
Mingzhen No. [-] naturally obediently agreed.
Everyone in the room was very happy, only Yuan Xingran stood up weakly to spoil the fun, "He doesn't know how to drink."
Yuan Ziming pushed away his brother who was in the way again, "Don't worry about it."
Looking at the friendly family who quickly accepted Mingzhen,
Although Yuan Xingran breathed a sigh of relief, he felt a little uneasy. Obviously, the people present a few days ago were picky about his various blind date partners. They were picky about their appearance, education, character, and family background. How did they get to Mingzhen? No choice here?
How much do you want to send him out?
Everyone walked into the dining room in twos and threes, a big round table was neatly seated, Yuan Xingran sat beside Mingzhen No. The exchange of people, which is too different from the scene he imagined, has completely escaped his control.
However, it's also strange, although Mingzhen No. [-] is fake as hell, but he can answer everything about Mingzhen fluently, even old foxes like his elder brother and his grandfather in the shopping mall don't realize that he is not a "human".
However, according to the information given to him by the project team, Mingzhen No. 80 passed the Turing test with a score of only 80 points, which means that 20% of humans in the man-machine test could not tell whether he was a human or a machine, and his elder brother's IQ So high, isn't it even [-]% of that high IQ?In that case, what position did his brother have in the past and often laughed at him for being stupid.
"Xingran?"
His brother gave him a disgusted look, "Can you stop being so silly every day, kid? Let you pour wine for Mingzhen."
Yuan Xingran came back to his senses,
Pour wine?
Yuan Xing suddenly turned his head, and suddenly found that this guy Mingzhen No. [-] was blatantly eating Hesse. Does he know that he is a robot?
Now that the wine is poured, will the components really not crash when they encounter alcohol?
Crashing is still a trivial matter, if it accidentally burns up, it must not explode?
When the time comes, the smoke above the head will change beyond recognition, and everyone at this table will be scared to death?
At that time, this news will definitely hit the headlines, "Little grandson brought AI granddaughter-in-law to meet parents, caused explosion due to excessive drinking, scaring silly relatives and friends!" "This news will definitely trigger a new round of ethical wars among netizens about bionic AI robots. That's fine, journalists with good deeds will definitely reveal the appearance of the AI's granddaughter-in-law. When the photos are released, they will be revealed again.皇 That dogbi saw it, that brazen and arrogant guy, maybe he would think he was yelling at him?
Such a tragedy must not be allowed to happen!
Seeing that Mingzhen No. [-] raised the wine glass beyond his control, Yuan Xingran stretched out his hand and cleared up all the white wine in the pot of wine dispenser in his hand in two or three gulps. He drank more than two or two in one go, choking to tears All came out, "He can't...drink...cough...I'll drink it for him."
"Xingran, grandpa told you that a man can't be spoiled like this!" Mr. Li frowned and taught with a wine glass, and everyone at the table followed suit. Father Yuan ordered, "Mingzhen, hold up the wine glass."
Yuan Xingran quietly gave Mingzhen No. [-] an order not to drink alcohol, but this guy couldn't understand human speech at all.
Yuan Xing was angry and anxious, but he had already started to feel dizzy. He had never been able to drink well. Now that he had drunk two ounces of white wine, he immediately became distraught. On Mingzhen's arm,
Watching the robot raise the wine glass again, Yuan Xingran felt anxious, but he was powerless to stop him, and was pushed down by him as soon as he raised his arm, humming anxiously.
"I'm waterproof, don't worry." Yuan Xingran calmed down when Ming Zhen's gentle soft voice sounded in Yuan Xingran's ears.
The atmosphere on the table was lively, wine and wine were mixed, Yuan Xing was obviously drunk and almost unconscious but he just refused to go back to the room, he groaned and hugged Ming Zhen's arm and did not let go.
Everyone only thought that the young couple was tired, but they didn't know that Yuan Xingran's thigh was almost red from being pinched by himself, he dared not sleep, how dare he put a robot here?
Fortunately, after drinking for three rounds, the robot was not filled, but the others were all down.
"Mingzhen, how did you and Xingran get together?"
Drinking people until they become unconscious first, and then interrogating their character, this is the usual tactic of their Yuan family on a recent blind date.
Yuan Xingran's mind was ringing with alarm bells, and he raised his eyelids hastily, "We met when we were in college..." At the beginning, his mind was confused, and he couldn't remember the story he made up on the way home.
Mingzhen took over the conversation, "Yes, when we were in college, we had the same friends and we became acquainted with each other. In fact, the first time I saw Xingran, I had a crush on him, but he didn't know, and he wasn't embarrassed at the time. Said, I didn’t confess to him until I was about to graduate. At that time, we participated in an AI design competition together. My design product was a comforting artificial intelligence bionic pet dog. It was quite cute. I took it for him. The name is Yuan Yuan, that is my gift to Xingran as a token of love, I wonder if Xingran has told you about it."
Yuan Xingran was quite confused at first, but when he heard this answer, he immediately became energetic, and even wanted to call the police.
Hey, hello, police uncle, there is an AI robot talking nonsense and slandering me, hurry up and arrest him.
It's not uncommon for artificial intelligence to make up stories and write novels, but you can't fucking make it up, can you?This simply means that the deer is the horse and the black is reversed.
But obviously this vulgar business story is very touching. The elders at the table were very satisfied and praised Mingzhen's romance.
Romantic size!
That dead dog was obviously specially designed by Ming Zhen to humiliate him. At that time, when he was about to graduate, Yuan Xingran's confession was rejected, and his first love, Lin Muyuan, left his hometown. Ming Zhen designed a dog to humiliate him, mocking him as a licking dog. In the end, there was nothing left, and the bridge between the two was formed at that time.
"What kind of robot dog? I haven't seen Xingran when will he bring a dog back?" Grandpa Yuan confirmed with the butler next to him. The butler shook his head and said that he had never seen the young master's dog.
Yuan Xingran was so angry that he bared his teeth, "I'm already dead."
"Dead? Isn't it a robot dog?" Everyone was surprised,
Yuan Xingran narrowed his eyes dangerously, looking at Mingzhen No. [-]: "I...don't charge him, and starve him to death!"
"Your child has been so careless since he was a child. With Ming Zhen's kindness, he will bring you home another day, and grandpa will raise it for you."
Yuan Xingran held his forehead with one hand, and his head hurt when he thought that the evidence of Mingzhen's humiliation of him would be raised as evidence of his love with Mingzhen.
Mr. Li didn't pour Lao Yuan's granddaughter-in-law down, but got drunk by himself, messed up his tie, threw away his glasses, and held Grandpa Yuan with his vest open, telling the history of the revolutionary family. The matter of the dog spread out, and the talk was endless, and he suddenly sighed, "Pei Rong, I, I like you as a little grandson, good! Great! When I see him, I think of the old You. You said that your grandson can have children. Did you also be able to have children back then? If you could give birth to us... maybe we..."
Grandpa Yuan interrupted lightly, "Maybe a fart, I'm 1."
Old Li turned his head, "You can't get over this problem, right? It's okay if you can't get through when you're young. What's the point of talking about 80 at the age of seven or eighty?"
Why do you feel something is wrong?
Everyone at the table didn't know whether they were really drunk or fake drunk at this time, anyway, when they heard this, they vomited, vomited and vomited, they were all drunk and looking for a chance to slip away, Yuan Xingran was also hanging on Mingzhen No. [-]'s shoulder , dizzy and went upstairs.
At a big round table, only two gray-haired old friends were left, one drunk and one sober, talking to each other.
Yuan Xingran lay on the bed and closed his eyes, the picture downstairs was still in his mind, now that he has thought about it, the two elders made such a grand ceremony today, maybe it wasn't for his engagement banquet in the first place?
Do you want to have a red sunset?
Yuan Xingran felt relaxed all of a sudden, and shouted loudly, "Mingzhen! Mingzhen No. [-]!"
Mingzhen No. [-] heard his call and came over, Yuan Xingran grabbed his tie and struggled to get up and looked at his place strangely, "What are you doing in the bathroom?"
Mingzhen: "Release the memory."
Yuan Xingran scolded in an unhappy tone, "Why didn't you listen to what I said just now, you really take yourself as a human being, don't you?"
Mingzhen was bent over by his tie, so he had to put his hands on his sides. He drank a lot, and he just carried the little drunk upstairs. He was really tired and gasped, "What's wrong, I didn't behave well. okay?"
Well, of course it is good, with the attribute of being a social bully, he kills all directions in his family, and the three old foxes of the three generations of his family are all accepted docilely.
But the better he behaved, the angrier Yuan Xingran was!
Why?Why did Mingzhen get the approval of his family so easily?Why should he get what he's been longing for so effortlessly?What's more, this time it's even worse, he didn't even show up, just relying on this fake robot in front of him?
Yuan Xingran's jealous flames were crackling, and he narrowed his eyes, "What are you talking about with me? You behaved well because I gave orders well. Don't you know what kind of robot you are?" Yuan Xingran Seeing that face that was exactly the same as Mingzhen, a burst of evil fire rose from his stomach, and he said drunkenly, "Young master took off your pants, go lie down there! Master, I will try your basic functions."
Mingzhen pulled the tie out of his hand, coaxed the swaying man to lie down, sat on the edge of the bed, unbuttoned the tie, and unbuttoned the two buttons on the collar of the shirt, heaving a sigh of relief, feeling that it was too unreal.
"I let you take it off, I want to see your No. [-] component, do you hear?" The little drunk cat on the bed was still raising its paws, Mingzhen turned to look at him, "Hey, you're drunk, go to sleep."
"Why are you always disobedient, I have bound you, you have to listen to me."
Mingzhen pressed his little paw to comfort him, "Well, it's bound, it's yours now, go to sleep."
This Yuan Xing was not happy, "You are a robot teaching me how to do things? Who do you think you are, let me tell you, you are...Ming Zhen was born for me to vent my beast/desire."
Mingzhen couldn't help laughing, "Do you still have beast/desire for Mingzhen?"
"Of course there is..." Yuan Xingran looked at him as if he was mentally retarded, "He looks so evil, who doesn't want to sleep?"
Mingzhen was a little surprised, "You want to sleep with him?"
Yuan Xingran didn't realize that the concept had been stolen, nodded obediently, looked at the face in front of him, and said with some envy, "You don't know, his face is still very attractive, I don't know how many little brats want to have sex with him." Attack him, if you are put in Guliang Bar, it must be the top AI there, hehe."
"Then did you tell him that you want to attack him?"
"Why did I tell him this?"
"You don't say how to sleep, maybe he also wants to be thrown by you?"
"He wants to?" Yuan Xingran was a little confused, but his head was knotted, so he waved his hand irritably, "I don't care if he thinks about it or not, I just want to! Young master, I just like the overlord to force his bow!"
Mingzhen's face suddenly smiled, and the smile became bigger and bigger. A row of neat and white teeth, the smile is very beautiful, shining brightly in front of his eyes, making Yuan Xingran feel ashamed for no reason, his cheeks and body are hot, and his whole body is hot. Uncomfortable, "Damn it, stop laughing, you don't even look like him when you smile."
Mingzhen smiled, "Does it look like it now?"
Yuan Xingran nodded honestly.
Mingzhen looked into his blurred eyes, and whispered seductively, "Actually...he also really wants to be pounced on by you."
Yuan Xingran was happy, "Then don't waste your time." He was grinning, with a look of satisfaction on his face.
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Big Background Men and Men Are Marriage and Fertility
Yuan Xingran didn't go in directly, but sneaked around to the balcony window to peek. It was indeed very lively inside, and the atmosphere of the blind date was very strong.
Although there are such "surprises" every day when he returns home recently, he can clearly feel that today is different.
Even his father, who has never been home, came back specially, dressed like a butterfly, circling the living room.
Mr. Li is his grandfather's old comrade in arms, quite prestigious, the Li family has great achievements, if the two families get married, it will definitely be of great help to the Yuan family.
It seems that the situation is very pessimistic, and there is a tendency not to give up until he is sold tonight.
Yuan Xingran was sweating nervously, but from the corner of his eye, he suddenly saw the robot next to him. He had no idea how serious the situation was. He was looking at the shadow of the floor-to-ceiling window and adjusting his tie like a human being. , hands are dumber than feet, much worse than others.
Yuan Xingran has a headache, can this clumsy and crudely made thing handle the old foxes in this room?
If not, why not run?
Yuan Xingran hadn't moved his legs yet, when the cell phone rang suddenly.
Yuan Zhai is a detached villa, the surrounding is very quiet, the loud ringing of the bell immediately alarmed the people in the house.
"The young master is back." Someone said something.
Yuan Xingran hurriedly took out his mobile phone, only then remembered that there was still a game in Gu Liang tonight.
Originally, he brought AI to humiliate Ming Zhen, but the plan failed to keep up with the changes and he brought him home directly, all because of his brother's anger.
Yuan Xingran picked up the phone to inform Gu Liang that the party was cancelled. In just one phone call, "Mingzhen No. [-]" walked around the flower bed with two long legs without getting the order, and prepared to enter the house. Yuan Xingran Startled, he hung up the phone and hurriedly chased after him. When he entered the door, he dragged him behind, gritted his teeth and reprimanded him, "Why are you running so fast?"
"Xingran, come in quickly, this is your Grandpa Li."
When Yuan Xingran raised his head, he was stunned. He almost couldn't recognize that it was his old man. His hair had been trimmed, his skin had been treated, and he was dressed in casual clothes without even a pleat.Then look at Mr. Li, who just flew over from Dongzhou, dressed in British style, a three-piece suit with a bow tie, with small round eyes, looking elegant and luxurious.
The elder two are dressed so grandly, it seems that tonight must be the fate of Yuan Xingran's marriage.
"This is your little grandson." Mr. Li said, his voice was like a bell.
Yuan Xing is too familiar with this word, ever since he learned that he can give birth, all kinds of visitors have always said this sentence when they saw him, as if to say, [Oh, this is the rooster that can only lay eggs. 】
Grandpa Yuan smiled very proudly, and said in a proud tone, "Yes, this is my good grandson."
Mr. Li looked at Yuan Xingran for a while, and said three good things in a row, "Pei Rong, you are so lucky, your little grandson is really beautiful, and he has the demeanor of when you first joined the company."
The guests who came to his house in the past praised him every time they saw him, [Senior, your little grandson is so handsome. ] But ever since they learned that he was able to give birth, the adjectives for him have become "beautiful" in a tacit understanding.
Does pretty describe a man?
"Grandpa Li, he is handsome." Yuan Xingran corrected.
There was a brief silence in the room, and then Elder Li laughed, and turned to Grandpa Yuan and said, "Your temper is exactly the same as yours back then."
Grandpa Yuan doted on his grandson, and smiled naturally, while Father Yuan scolded Yuan Xingran for being rude, and then explained to Mr. Li, "The child is still in the rebellious stage, and the doctor said that he didn't know the result until he was so old. It’s a process of acceptance, so it’s a bit of a reverse.”
Everyone else expressed their understanding, but Mr. Li raised a thick eyebrow, "There is nothing unacceptable about a man having a baby. This is a blessing! No matter how many people want it, they can't ask for it."
There is no disagreement among the people in the house.
Yuan Xingran: ...
Standing and talking without back pain, do you want this blessing for you?As soon as he entered the door, he couldn't speak a few words, and every sentence was dancing on Yuan Xingran's thunder point,
"Come on, Xingran, come to Grandpa Li. Grandpa will show you the photo of my grandson. My grandson is also very handsome." Elder Li greeted him.
photo?You don't even have to show up for an engagement now, do you?
No wonder Yuan Xingran looked around the room for several times but couldn't find the blind date partner. The co-author wanted him to get engaged with a photo?
Yuan Xingran felt that he was at odds with this old man Li, in order to prevent this eloquent old man from directly cooking raw rice into mature rice, Yuan Xingran grabbed him out from behind,
"What... Let me introduce to you, this is my... male...boyfriend." After all, he was a dummy, Yuan Xingran didn't have the confidence to speak, and stretched out his hand to scratch his nose, feeling a little guilty.
Mingzhen No. [-] showed the ignorant and fearless aura of a robot, straightened his back, and politely greeted the elders in the family one by one according to the established level.
"Ming Zhen?"
Yuan Xing suddenly raised his head,
Seeing that Yuan Ziming looked very familiar with Ming Zhen, he walked up directly,
His brother actually knew Ming Zhen?
Yuan Ziming is ten years older than Yuan Xingran, and now he is the CEO of Yuanshi Group. He never bothered to play with their juniors. How did he know Mingzhen?
The key is that his brother is thoughtful, insidious and cunning, and he is a well-known old fox in the mall. Doesn't this mean that in a few words, he will find that there is something wrong with the "Mingzhen" in front of him?
It's over, it's over, it's over!
"Mingzhen No. [-]" didn't smell any dangerous information in the air, and even talked to Yuan Ziming loudly!
what to do?After a few more words, his brother will probably recognize him, and then he will definitely not give him face and expose him in public without mercy Fuck him, get him engaged to a photo today!
God, no wonder his eyelids keep twitching when he wakes up in the morning.
Never let this happen!
Yuan Xingran took a step forward, standing in between his brother and Mingzhen, "Well, Mingzhen is sending me back. I have something to do tonight, so I have to leave immediately." He secretly gave orders to Mingzhen No. [-], and then turned to Mr. Li changed the topic, "Grandpa Li, did you find that photo of your grandson? Show me?"
Yuan Ziming stepped forward and pushed his younger brother away, "What are you looking at? I sent you the photo earlier." Then he patted Mingzhen on the shoulder and smiled, "There is no reason to leave when you first come to the door, stay here Have a light meal."
Before Mingzhen could answer, Yuan Xingran tried his best to sneak in through the gap between the two of them, separating them abruptly, with a flattering smirk, "Next time, this time Grandpa Li is a distinguished guest, it's impolite .”
Mr. Li, who is used to seeing strong winds and waves, exchanged glances with Mr. Yuan, and responded calmly, "I don't mind, I just happened to help Pei Rong see his wife."
Everyone's eyes were focused on Mingzhen, and Yuan Xingran's eyes were almost cramped when he winked at him, but the procedure of Mingzhen No. of……"
Yuan Xing wants to cry but has no tears,
There are too many bugs in the system, the response is too slow, the system process will not be modified in real time, and the key point is that I still can't understand human words!
Yuan Xingran didn't dare to look at his brother's face, he probably already saw it.
Sure enough, Yuan Ziming pushed aside Yuan Xingran who was in the way again, and took over the somewhat chaotic situation smoothly.
But unexpectedly, he didn't tear down the stage, instead, he introduced Mingzhen to the elders in a serious manner, praising him for being young for this or that, and why Yuan Xingran didn't want to hear this.
The only person who objected to this marriage was the only outsider here, "Young man, I am very dissatisfied with you. My grandson didn't come today. If he came, Xingran would definitely fall in love at first sight."
Mingzhen No. [-] responded with ease, "Then Grandpa Li, it seems that I want to please you, please hold your hand high, and don't introduce your grandson to him."
Boss Li raised his hand, "Okay, let's see how you perform tonight."
Mingzhen No. [-] naturally obediently agreed.
Everyone in the room was very happy, only Yuan Xingran stood up weakly to spoil the fun, "He doesn't know how to drink."
Yuan Ziming pushed away his brother who was in the way again, "Don't worry about it."
Looking at the friendly family who quickly accepted Mingzhen,
Although Yuan Xingran breathed a sigh of relief, he felt a little uneasy. Obviously, the people present a few days ago were picky about his various blind date partners. They were picky about their appearance, education, character, and family background. How did they get to Mingzhen? No choice here?
How much do you want to send him out?
Everyone walked into the dining room in twos and threes, a big round table was neatly seated, Yuan Xingran sat beside Mingzhen No. The exchange of people, which is too different from the scene he imagined, has completely escaped his control.
However, it's also strange, although Mingzhen No. [-] is fake as hell, but he can answer everything about Mingzhen fluently, even old foxes like his elder brother and his grandfather in the shopping mall don't realize that he is not a "human".
However, according to the information given to him by the project team, Mingzhen No. 80 passed the Turing test with a score of only 80 points, which means that 20% of humans in the man-machine test could not tell whether he was a human or a machine, and his elder brother's IQ So high, isn't it even [-]% of that high IQ?In that case, what position did his brother have in the past and often laughed at him for being stupid.
"Xingran?"
His brother gave him a disgusted look, "Can you stop being so silly every day, kid? Let you pour wine for Mingzhen."
Yuan Xingran came back to his senses,
Pour wine?
Yuan Xing suddenly turned his head, and suddenly found that this guy Mingzhen No. [-] was blatantly eating Hesse. Does he know that he is a robot?
Now that the wine is poured, will the components really not crash when they encounter alcohol?
Crashing is still a trivial matter, if it accidentally burns up, it must not explode?
When the time comes, the smoke above the head will change beyond recognition, and everyone at this table will be scared to death?
At that time, this news will definitely hit the headlines, "Little grandson brought AI granddaughter-in-law to meet parents, caused explosion due to excessive drinking, scaring silly relatives and friends!" "This news will definitely trigger a new round of ethical wars among netizens about bionic AI robots. That's fine, journalists with good deeds will definitely reveal the appearance of the AI's granddaughter-in-law. When the photos are released, they will be revealed again.皇 That dogbi saw it, that brazen and arrogant guy, maybe he would think he was yelling at him?
Such a tragedy must not be allowed to happen!
Seeing that Mingzhen No. [-] raised the wine glass beyond his control, Yuan Xingran stretched out his hand and cleared up all the white wine in the pot of wine dispenser in his hand in two or three gulps. He drank more than two or two in one go, choking to tears All came out, "He can't...drink...cough...I'll drink it for him."
"Xingran, grandpa told you that a man can't be spoiled like this!" Mr. Li frowned and taught with a wine glass, and everyone at the table followed suit. Father Yuan ordered, "Mingzhen, hold up the wine glass."
Yuan Xingran quietly gave Mingzhen No. [-] an order not to drink alcohol, but this guy couldn't understand human speech at all.
Yuan Xing was angry and anxious, but he had already started to feel dizzy. He had never been able to drink well. Now that he had drunk two ounces of white wine, he immediately became distraught. On Mingzhen's arm,
Watching the robot raise the wine glass again, Yuan Xingran felt anxious, but he was powerless to stop him, and was pushed down by him as soon as he raised his arm, humming anxiously.
"I'm waterproof, don't worry." Yuan Xingran calmed down when Ming Zhen's gentle soft voice sounded in Yuan Xingran's ears.
The atmosphere on the table was lively, wine and wine were mixed, Yuan Xing was obviously drunk and almost unconscious but he just refused to go back to the room, he groaned and hugged Ming Zhen's arm and did not let go.
Everyone only thought that the young couple was tired, but they didn't know that Yuan Xingran's thigh was almost red from being pinched by himself, he dared not sleep, how dare he put a robot here?
Fortunately, after drinking for three rounds, the robot was not filled, but the others were all down.
"Mingzhen, how did you and Xingran get together?"
Drinking people until they become unconscious first, and then interrogating their character, this is the usual tactic of their Yuan family on a recent blind date.
Yuan Xingran's mind was ringing with alarm bells, and he raised his eyelids hastily, "We met when we were in college..." At the beginning, his mind was confused, and he couldn't remember the story he made up on the way home.
Mingzhen took over the conversation, "Yes, when we were in college, we had the same friends and we became acquainted with each other. In fact, the first time I saw Xingran, I had a crush on him, but he didn't know, and he wasn't embarrassed at the time. Said, I didn’t confess to him until I was about to graduate. At that time, we participated in an AI design competition together. My design product was a comforting artificial intelligence bionic pet dog. It was quite cute. I took it for him. The name is Yuan Yuan, that is my gift to Xingran as a token of love, I wonder if Xingran has told you about it."
Yuan Xingran was quite confused at first, but when he heard this answer, he immediately became energetic, and even wanted to call the police.
Hey, hello, police uncle, there is an AI robot talking nonsense and slandering me, hurry up and arrest him.
It's not uncommon for artificial intelligence to make up stories and write novels, but you can't fucking make it up, can you?This simply means that the deer is the horse and the black is reversed.
But obviously this vulgar business story is very touching. The elders at the table were very satisfied and praised Mingzhen's romance.
Romantic size!
That dead dog was obviously specially designed by Ming Zhen to humiliate him. At that time, when he was about to graduate, Yuan Xingran's confession was rejected, and his first love, Lin Muyuan, left his hometown. Ming Zhen designed a dog to humiliate him, mocking him as a licking dog. In the end, there was nothing left, and the bridge between the two was formed at that time.
"What kind of robot dog? I haven't seen Xingran when will he bring a dog back?" Grandpa Yuan confirmed with the butler next to him. The butler shook his head and said that he had never seen the young master's dog.
Yuan Xingran was so angry that he bared his teeth, "I'm already dead."
"Dead? Isn't it a robot dog?" Everyone was surprised,
Yuan Xingran narrowed his eyes dangerously, looking at Mingzhen No. [-]: "I...don't charge him, and starve him to death!"
"Your child has been so careless since he was a child. With Ming Zhen's kindness, he will bring you home another day, and grandpa will raise it for you."
Yuan Xingran held his forehead with one hand, and his head hurt when he thought that the evidence of Mingzhen's humiliation of him would be raised as evidence of his love with Mingzhen.
Mr. Li didn't pour Lao Yuan's granddaughter-in-law down, but got drunk by himself, messed up his tie, threw away his glasses, and held Grandpa Yuan with his vest open, telling the history of the revolutionary family. The matter of the dog spread out, and the talk was endless, and he suddenly sighed, "Pei Rong, I, I like you as a little grandson, good! Great! When I see him, I think of the old You. You said that your grandson can have children. Did you also be able to have children back then? If you could give birth to us... maybe we..."
Grandpa Yuan interrupted lightly, "Maybe a fart, I'm 1."
Old Li turned his head, "You can't get over this problem, right? It's okay if you can't get through when you're young. What's the point of talking about 80 at the age of seven or eighty?"
Why do you feel something is wrong?
Everyone at the table didn't know whether they were really drunk or fake drunk at this time, anyway, when they heard this, they vomited, vomited and vomited, they were all drunk and looking for a chance to slip away, Yuan Xingran was also hanging on Mingzhen No. [-]'s shoulder , dizzy and went upstairs.
At a big round table, only two gray-haired old friends were left, one drunk and one sober, talking to each other.
Yuan Xingran lay on the bed and closed his eyes, the picture downstairs was still in his mind, now that he has thought about it, the two elders made such a grand ceremony today, maybe it wasn't for his engagement banquet in the first place?
Do you want to have a red sunset?
Yuan Xingran felt relaxed all of a sudden, and shouted loudly, "Mingzhen! Mingzhen No. [-]!"
Mingzhen No. [-] heard his call and came over, Yuan Xingran grabbed his tie and struggled to get up and looked at his place strangely, "What are you doing in the bathroom?"
Mingzhen: "Release the memory."
Yuan Xingran scolded in an unhappy tone, "Why didn't you listen to what I said just now, you really take yourself as a human being, don't you?"
Mingzhen was bent over by his tie, so he had to put his hands on his sides. He drank a lot, and he just carried the little drunk upstairs. He was really tired and gasped, "What's wrong, I didn't behave well. okay?"
Well, of course it is good, with the attribute of being a social bully, he kills all directions in his family, and the three old foxes of the three generations of his family are all accepted docilely.
But the better he behaved, the angrier Yuan Xingran was!
Why?Why did Mingzhen get the approval of his family so easily?Why should he get what he's been longing for so effortlessly?What's more, this time it's even worse, he didn't even show up, just relying on this fake robot in front of him?
Yuan Xingran's jealous flames were crackling, and he narrowed his eyes, "What are you talking about with me? You behaved well because I gave orders well. Don't you know what kind of robot you are?" Yuan Xingran Seeing that face that was exactly the same as Mingzhen, a burst of evil fire rose from his stomach, and he said drunkenly, "Young master took off your pants, go lie down there! Master, I will try your basic functions."
Mingzhen pulled the tie out of his hand, coaxed the swaying man to lie down, sat on the edge of the bed, unbuttoned the tie, and unbuttoned the two buttons on the collar of the shirt, heaving a sigh of relief, feeling that it was too unreal.
"I let you take it off, I want to see your No. [-] component, do you hear?" The little drunk cat on the bed was still raising its paws, Mingzhen turned to look at him, "Hey, you're drunk, go to sleep."
"Why are you always disobedient, I have bound you, you have to listen to me."
Mingzhen pressed his little paw to comfort him, "Well, it's bound, it's yours now, go to sleep."
This Yuan Xing was not happy, "You are a robot teaching me how to do things? Who do you think you are, let me tell you, you are...Ming Zhen was born for me to vent my beast/desire."
Mingzhen couldn't help laughing, "Do you still have beast/desire for Mingzhen?"
"Of course there is..." Yuan Xingran looked at him as if he was mentally retarded, "He looks so evil, who doesn't want to sleep?"
Mingzhen was a little surprised, "You want to sleep with him?"
Yuan Xingran didn't realize that the concept had been stolen, nodded obediently, looked at the face in front of him, and said with some envy, "You don't know, his face is still very attractive, I don't know how many little brats want to have sex with him." Attack him, if you are put in Guliang Bar, it must be the top AI there, hehe."
"Then did you tell him that you want to attack him?"
"Why did I tell him this?"
"You don't say how to sleep, maybe he also wants to be thrown by you?"
"He wants to?" Yuan Xingran was a little confused, but his head was knotted, so he waved his hand irritably, "I don't care if he thinks about it or not, I just want to! Young master, I just like the overlord to force his bow!"
Mingzhen's face suddenly smiled, and the smile became bigger and bigger. A row of neat and white teeth, the smile is very beautiful, shining brightly in front of his eyes, making Yuan Xingran feel ashamed for no reason, his cheeks and body are hot, and his whole body is hot. Uncomfortable, "Damn it, stop laughing, you don't even look like him when you smile."
Mingzhen smiled, "Does it look like it now?"
Yuan Xingran nodded honestly.
Mingzhen looked into his blurred eyes, and whispered seductively, "Actually...he also really wants to be pounced on by you."
Yuan Xingran was happy, "Then don't waste your time." He was grinning, with a look of satisfaction on his face.
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