The Possibility of the Great God CP

The one thing I want you to understand the most,

Whether you are willing or not, I choose to wait.

——"On the Possibility of Eating All the Great Gods CP"

On the second day after the recruitment of "Strange Reunion", there was another heat wave in the Zhongzhuo circle. A post titled "On the Possibility of Eating All the World's Great God CP" became popular. A newcomer named Crucian carp CV is also on fire.

Topic: ——On the possibility of eating all the CPs of the world's great gods.

Landlord: Do you still remember the aggressive me by the Daming Lake? ! !After years of baptism, I made a comeback again!How many people stayed on the channel of the Great God with the girl and me yesterday?How many people like me were moved to tears by the new recruitment of Dashen Family after two years?How many people are as shocked as I am by the great god's initiative to show affection and strike up a conversation! !How many people are as excited as me for just one scene of the show! ! !How many people are as amazed by the sudden appearance of Shang Ziyan as I am! ! !

After last night, I deeply feel that the opportunity of the Great God CP is not far away. Have you ever seen the Great God take the initiative?no! !I don't think we can stop the Great God from leaving the order! !The flowers of Gaoling are finally about to be plucked! !

That noble, cold, amazing!

That is Shang Ziyan in my mind, the male god in my mind! !

That's my latest chase,

- crucian carp.

I'm so looking forward to this drama!Don't you! !

... (Thousands of words are omitted below)

PS: Attached is the recording of the two people's play and interaction that night! ! !

Floor 1: Strong sofa! !

Floor 2: I'll grab it!

3rd Floor: As a loyal NC fan of Mi University, I deeply feel that yesterday was really a restoration of God! !32 likes after listening to the scene! !

4th Floor: Crucian carp silly mother is really stunning! !God, don't be careless! ! ＼（○＾ω＾○）／

Floor 5: LZ came to look for a sense of presence again, the CP of the great god is obviously silent and stupid! !Cooperation is the best without explanation!

6th floor: LS is here to find a sense of presence, the god has long said that he and Silent Silly Mom are just good friends, don't be obsessed with it, dear~

7th floor: The main building! !The silly mother of crucian carp fish has a strong sense of drama!I don't feel oppressed at all in front of the Great God

……

Floor 109: It's a pity that I didn't hear the scene, and expressed the same feeling as the host ↖(^ω^)↗

Floor 110: Does anyone have the YY number of the silly mother of crucian carp?

Floor 112: Is it really possible for the Great God CP?I don't feel like the Great God is someone who will find a partner in the CV circle...

Floor 113: Don’t be too serious upstairs, CP or something doesn’t have to be really together

……

When Ji Yu saw this post, there were already thousands of posts downstairs. Although he likes to eat all the world, he doesn't really care about it. This is the link sent to him by Master Nine. I saw other people discussing it. The possibility of being CP with the great god, and the affirmation of himself, Ji Yu smiled, this should be the first step.

Ji Yu didn’t see Dashen online in YY, so he thought about logging in to QQ. As soon as he went online, there were group messages flashing. Usually they are groups of nine masters, but today there are two more groups, which are Chijiatianxia’s community. Group and the crew group of "Reunion on Stranger Ways".

【Crew group】

Screenwriter-Eat Home: There are so many wonderful things about our school!I can't bear to complain [sigh]

Planning & Post-Eat Home: Our school is even more funny, it is almost built halfway up the mountain!I chose it blindly!In fact, my dream is A major!Speaking of University A, the last time I met someone in University A, it was love at first sight~!I feel that I have been single for so many years because of him!

Director-Eat Home Frugal: Iron-blooded real man love sinus for the first time?

Artist-Foodman: Pfft!Xiaojian, don't be so truthful! !Does your mother know about iron-blooded real men, hahahaha

Planning & post-production-Chijia Youdao: ... Nima, Xiaojian, do you have an affair with a foodie? !Iron-blooded real man Nima!

Screenwriter-Eat Home: What does it have to do with the Great God?

Planning & post-production: He called my old lady a pure man [angry]

Director-Frugal: You have to understand that he is under a lot of pressure to tell the truth.

CV-Xu Han (The sword is not cheap): Haha, hit the nail on the head, I feel like I'm weak in front of real men!

Artist-Foodman: Pfft, Great God V5!

Planning & Post-Family Youdao: ...Little bitch, you have learned badly from them!Ignore you! !

Planning & Post-Planning - Chijia Youdao: By the way, Xiaoyu is not there, oops, I didn’t have a chance to hook him up last night, woo, I like his voice so much~ Don’t rob me! ! !

Director-Frugal: Don’t rush, I’ve already made a decision.

Screenwriter-Eat Home: Who Wins Who Wins! !I hit hard! !

CV-Xu Han (Sword is not cheap): With a new love, forget the old love.

Planning & post-production - good family management: Don't be a little bitch, my sister still loves you, come on ╭(╯3╰)╮.

CV-Xu Han (Sword is not cheap): But I don't love you anymore, let's break up.

Director - Frugality: Good points

Planning & post-production: ...don't be like this, ahhhhh!Crucian fish come to comfort my hurt heart, where are you! ! !

CV-Shang Ziyan (crucian carp): ...at home.

When Ji Yu went online, he saw that the group was calling him, and he answered without paying attention to what happened.

CV-Shang Ziyan (crucian carp): Good evening, everyone.

Director-Eat Home Frugal: Carp Fish Good Evening╭(╯3╰)╮

Screenwriter-I can't stop eating: Good evening, little crucian carp~

CV-Xu Han (The Sword Is Not Cheap): Good evening, Xiao Jian is blind by using emoji.

Planning & post-production - Household management: crucian carp, you are here!Did you hear my deep call! !

CV-Shang Ziyan (crucian carp): no

Planning & post-production - housekeeping:  …

Planning & post-management: ...Why do I feel the deep malice from you! !

Screenwriter-Eat Home: Have You Been Discovered?

Director-Frugal: I just found out, it's just stupid.

Planning & Post-Property of Housekeeping: ...The malice from my companions made me no longer believe in love! Damn, save me some face in front of the crucian carp, okay?

I still want to hook him up! ! ! !

CV-Shang Ziyan (crucian carp): ...

Ji Yu looked at this sentence, and silently glanced at the gray head of [Mi Dazhi] in the group, planning girl, you are so bold, does my mother know?

CV-Yuan Shao (eat all the world): You want to hook him up, did you get my consent?

Director-Frugal: Hey, do you want to join the master? Come on baby, three are missing one.

Planning & Post-Property of Housekeeping: Let me go, is the man who has been single for thousands of years thinking about spring?Butterfly~~~

Screenwriter-Eat Home: Even if I am my own person, I will not show mercy. Great God, let's fight.

CV-Xu Han (Sword is not cheap): And me, don’t forget that brother is also a good friend of Crucian Fish in the play! !

CV-Shang Ziyan (crucian carp): ...

...Why do I also feel deep malice? Ji Yu trembled, but his eyes wandered a bit because of the words of the Great God that I agreed with, this feels a little strange!

Screenwriter-Eat the Family: Two Sects Meet, There Will Be No Results.

Director-Frugality: She is a good friend who has a crush on Shang Ziyan, both of whom have the same attributes, so why bother to embarrass herself.

CV-Xu Han (The sword is not cheap): ...Paralyzed, I'm late, don't rush me with dry voice!goodbye!

Planning & Later Stage - Housekeeping: The little bitch's temper is getting worse and worse, so the position of watermelon is in jeopardy.

CV-Yuan Shao (eat all the world): crucian carp, good evening (*^__^*)

CV-Shang Ziyan (crucian carp): ... God, good evening. (*^__^*)

Ji Yu's hands stopped. There is a mother who likes to be coquettish and loves to play tricks and loves emoji, so it really doesn't matter if he is so cute?

Planning & post-production - housekeeping: blind my dog ​​eyes, you are so cute as a foodie! !Sure enough, the charm of crucian carp is irresistible.

Screenwriter-I can't stop eating: The crucian carp is so cute when it's cute, why is it so wretched when the god is cute?scare.

Planning & post-management: character is doomed, by the way, did you receive the crucian fish script?Any questions?

CV-Shang Ziyan (crucian carp): Received, not yet.

Planning & post-production - housekeeping: you can contact me if you have any questions~

CV-Yuan Shao (Eating the World): Don't blame Auntie.

CV-Yuan Shao (eating all the world): If you need anything, you can find me.

Ji Yu tapped a few words quickly with his fingers, and finally silently deleted the sentence "Can I find you without a boyfriend", it seems that it is not good to be so anxious when contacting.

CV-Shang Ziyan (crucian carp): Good.

Gu Bai on the other side saw the good words Ji Yu typed, the corners of his mouth hooked up, and he was in a surprisingly good mood. He can be said to be a stranger to Ji Yu, and I believe that there are not many people in University A who have never heard of Ji Yu. Yu's name, the most outstanding student of the School of Broadcasting Arts of University A, a senior this year, two years higher than himself, No. 1 in the provincial broadcasting host competition for two consecutive years, as a CV, Gu Bai does not deny that he admires Ji Yu very much Yes, listening to each other's campus broadcasts is also very enjoyable. Unfortunately, the two are in the same school, but different departments, so there is no chance to meet each other. In other people's mouths, Ji Yu is the proud son of heaven, polite to others but alienated and indifferent. Bai Wan never expected that such a person would appear in the CV circle, and in front of his eyes.

Stretching out his hand to run down the fur of the tofu fish nestled on his leg, he suddenly thought of Ji Yu’s laughing voice in YY yesterday. It was cold, clean, and clear. His heart seemed to be scratched by something soft, itchy. , Not uncomfortable, but want to do something, right click on Ji Yu's QQ, add friends, although there are YY friends and so on, but not too many, the best mobile phone number, cough cough! !Gu Bai realized his thoughts and coughed twice unnaturally, and then saw the suspicious gaze of the tofu fish looking up, and even more unnaturally patted its head, "What are you looking at, haven't you seen a handsome guy? !

--Meow! ! !

I've seen handsome ones, but I've never seen such narcissistic ones!Tofu Fish complained, flicked Gu Bai's tail with a flick of his tail, and jumped down noble and cool to entertain himself.

With the experience of adding YY friends for the first time, Ji Yu seemed more determined this time. When he saw the verification information of the great god, he directly clicked to agree. The QQ name of the great god is not the same as YY, but simply The word wood and white, the profile picture is a cute black cat lying on the table, Ji Yu recognized that it was the profile picture of a tofu fish, it is really cute.

Seeing that Ji Yu had passed the verification, Gu Bai immediately sent a message to the other party, followed by a kaomoji. He couldn't bear to think badly about what expression that indifferent Ji Yu would have when he saw it.

Mubai: crucian carp fish ╭(╯3╰)╮

What Gu Bai must have never imagined was that when Ji Xiaoyu saw the emoji he sent, the blood tank would be empty in an instant!Although Dashen has always been a bit of a dick, he has been a fan of Dashen for a year and followed Dashen's Weibo for a year. He has never heard that Dashen has a hobby of being cute. He can't stand the rhythm of rushing to death. ! !

Crucian carp: Good morning.

Mubai: crucian carp is good (*^__^*)

Crucian carp: ...

God, do your fans know how cute you are?

Crucian carp: The head of the god is a tofu fish, right?

Mu Bai: Yes, how do you know, and don't call me a master.

Crucian carp: I’ve seen photos of tofu fish on Dashen’s Weibo, but I’m not called Dashen... Do I want to be called a foodie?

Mu Bai: ...just call me Mu Bai

Mu Bai: Oh... Could it be that the crucian carp is also my fan?

Ji Yu felt that the other party's word "oh" had a meaningful meaning, but being a fan of a great god is not ashamed, so he agreed.

Crucian carp: Yes.

Gu Bai also just asked casually, but he didn't expect Ji Yu to really admit it. He couldn't tell what he felt immediately, and he vaguely felt that there were some things he didn't know, but he was sure that hearing the other party admit that he was definitely not wrong Happy.

Mu Bai: Ah, have you followed my Weibo?Tell me your Weibo name.

Crucian carp: crucian carp is not a fish

Mubai: Pfft

Crucian carp: ...

Mu Bai: Don't be angry, I really didn't smile, look at my pure big eyes [big eye expression]

Gu Bai actually laughed, the rumors are really unbelievable, who said that this person is indifferent and unapproachable, is it really indifferent to take such a cute name as crucian carp, isn’t it cute?I searched Ji Yu's Weibo on Weibo, but when I opened it, I found that it was covered with grass, almost empty, with 1 follower and 21 followers on the left corner, probably some zombie fans.

There is only one post on Weibo that shows the mood that was posted half a year ago.

Crucian carp is not a fish: If you are willing to peel my heart layer by layer, you will find that you will be surprised, you are my most repressed and deepest secret.

Click on the only one to follow, and what appears in front of you is your Weibo name.

——Eat all the world V.

So it seems that Ji Yu is really his fan?Gu Bai was a little dazed, suddenly seeing that naked Follow 1 was a bit distasteful, so he clicked on Follow each other, and he was only satisfied when he saw that both parties turned to follow each other.

Mu Bai: It turns out that the crucian carp fish is really my fan. Weibo only follows me. What should I do? I'm so touched.

...then make a promise with your body.

Ji Yu said silently in his heart, but of course he didn't say it out loud.

Crucian carp: You're welcome.

Mu Bai: Well, if you need me, let me play with you.

Crucian carp: good.

— Didi — Didi — Didi! ! !

While the two were chatting, Ji Yu's QQ prompt sounded suddenly and continuously. When I checked the news, Master Nine, Qing Jia, and Macaroni kept sending him messages. The time display was still at the same time, only a few seconds apart. And the content of the message is roughly the same.