The Possibility of the Great God CP

One day, Gu Xiaobai brought Ji Xiaoyu into the big pit (heavy fog) of "100 Questions about Relationship Between Couples" in order to catch up with the trend, so Ji Xiaoyu was still out of state when she arrived at the scene. ⊙, until I sat on the sofa and saw the host Scumbag smiling maliciously, with a well-tac-toe on his forehead, and cast a glance at Gu Xiaobai, who was eager to try, revealing a murderous look that would kill you if you go back at night.

Guests: Ji Yu, Gu Bai.

Host: Gongzi Rulan (Brother Slag)

1 May I have your name?

Ji Yu: Ji Yu

Gu Bai: Gu Bai, and my wife’s name is Ji Xiaoyu (≧▽≦)

Brother Scumbag: Well, I know, are Ji Xiaoyu and Gu Xiaobai right? Like the name of the couple~

Gu Bai: Like it~

Ji Yu: I can't record the first question, okay?Where are the two idiots!

Gu Bo & Scumbag: QAQ

2 What is the age?

Ji Yu: 22

Cooper: 20

Brother Scumbag: Ouch, it’s so cute to attack in the next year~

Gu Bo: I push it all my life (*/ω＼*)

Ji Yu: Damn it.

3 gender is?

Ji Yu: Male

Gu Bai: Except for being mistaken by my wife as a brain-dead girl once, I promise I am a man with a mighty chest!

Brother Zha: Huh?What is the situation, seek the truth ⊙▽⊙!

Gu Bo: Let the past go smoothly, don't mention it~

Ji Yu: Family ugliness should not be publicized.

4 What is your personality like?

Ji Yu: Cold, average.

Gu Bo: Be positive? (fog)

Brother Scum: Usually, what kind of trouble is there!And does the great god's positiveness refer to chasing his wife?

Gu Bo: Heroes see the same thing! (shake hands)

Ji Yu: Next question.

5 The character of the other party?

Ji Yu: Foodies, bastards, idiots.

Gu Bai: The daughter-in-law has a good personality in every way, but she is a little bit fond of complaining.

Brother Zha (sweat): It doesn’t match the answer to the previous question, okay?

6 When did the two meet?Where?

Ji Yu: Encounter, does online count?To be realistic, it was on TV last year.

Gu Bai: In December last year, at school.

Brother Scum: Why are the two different ⊙▽⊙

Gu Bo: I won’t tell you~

Ji Yu: Take back the tilde, brain two.

7 The first impression of the other party?

Ji Yu: So the Great God looks like this.

Gu Bai: Moshang is like a jade, and his son is unparalleled in the world.

Brother Scumbag: Pfft, Ji Xiaoyu must have imagined the appearance of a great god.

Ji Yu (thinking): Well, at that time, I thought that if he was too ugly to bear to look at, I would not dislike him.

Gu Bai (jumping over): Daughter-in-law, you must be true love≧▽≦!

Ji Yu (slap across the face): Sit down.

8 What do you like about each other?

Ji Yu: Well, there should be nothing I don’t like.

Gu Bo: Confession, oh, me too, okay.

Brother Scum: This love show blinded me (*/ω＼*)!

9 What do you hate about the other party?

Ji Yu: Same as the previous question.

Gu Bo: Well, same as above.

10 Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?

Ji Yu: Good.

Gu Bo: Um~

11 What do you call each other?

Ji Yu: Gu Bai, Gu Xiaobai, Erhuo.

Gu Bai: Ji Yu, Ji Xiaoyu, daughter-in-law, I prefer the latter one.

Brother Scumbag: There is a gap in the third title immediately. By the way, has Ji Xiaoyu called the husband of the great god~

Ji Yu: How can...

Gu Bo (rushing to answer): I will answer for him, once~

Brother Scumbag (eyes light up): Where are they ⊙▽⊙

Gu Bo: I won’t tell you~

Ji Yu (cold eyes): You can skip the next question.

12 How would you like to be called by the other party?

Ji Yu: Whatever you want.

Gu Bo: Whatever you want, but sometimes you can call me dear, husband, whatever is the best~

Ji Yu (sneering): Second-hand goods.

13 If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?

Ji Yu: Huskies.

Gu Bo: Ahhh⊙▽⊙, what's the situation with Huskies?

Ji Yu: People are crazy.

Brother Zha (laughing madly): Husky couldn't be more awesome!

14 If you want to send a gift to the other party, would you send it?

Ji Yu (looking at Gu Bai): What do you want?

Gu Bai (holding Ji Yu's hand): I already have what I want the most.

Brother Zha (singing): Hold hands, walk with me, give me your whole life~

Photographer: Damn, can’t we record it yet! !

15 So what gift would you like for yourself?

Ji Yu: Not yet.

Gu Bai: I want everything Ji Xiaoyu offers.

16 Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it normally?

Ji Yu: No.

Gu Bo: No.

17 What is your problem?

Ji Yu: His personality is not very good, sometimes he is quite cold.

Gu Bai (holding the forehead): A wife and slave.

Ji Yu (raising eyebrows): Huh?

Gu Bo (serious): But this is voluntary!No one should stop me! !

Brother Scum (hate iron but not steel): Too much slavishness!

18 What is the opponent's problem?

Ji Yu: I haven't found it yet.

Gu Bo: No.

19 What kind of things does the other party do to make you unhappy?

Ji Yu: no

Gu Bo: No.

20 What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

Ji Yu (looking at Gu Bai): Tell me what you are unhappy about.

Gu Bo (seriously): Absolutely not!

Brother Scumbag: Ji Xiaoyu's aura is so strong that the master dare not say it.

21 How far is your relationship?

Ji Yu: You know this best.

Gu Bo: I have done everything that needs to be done (*/ω＼*)!

Brother Scumbag: Oh, you look so emotional, please be kind.

Ji Yu: Next question.

22 Where did two people first date?

Ji Yu: Cinema.

Gu Bo: Cinema.

23 What was the atmosphere of the two of them at that time?

Ji Yu: Well, it's pretty good.

Gu Bo: My blood boils.

Ji Yu: ...

Brother Scum: The blood of the wolf is boiling, please ask for the name of the movie! !Must not be a good movie!Say it!

Ji Yu: Hehe.

24 How far has it progressed then?

Ji Yu: No progress.

Gu Bai: I secretly kissed him.

Brother Zha (thumbs up): Well done.

25 frequent date spots?

Ji Yu: Does YY count?

Gu Bo: Does it count if you often chat on YY, but I prefer to... cough, next question.

26 What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Ji Yu: Well, we'll talk about it later.

Gu Bo: Get yourself ready.

Brother Scum: Are you wearing a bow tie?⊙▽⊙

Ji Yu: Here it is for you.

Gu Bo & Scumbag: QAQ

27 Which party confessed first?

Ji Yu: Me.

Gu Bo: He confessed first. I didn't know about it at the time, which made him sad for a long time.

Scumbag: Scumbag!

28 How much do you like each other?

Ji Yu: I can't like it more.

Gu Bo: Ah, my daughter-in-law confessed again, cough, actually me too~

Brother Scumbag (covering his face): The single dog was tortured and cried, okay? !

29 So, do you love each other?

Ji Yu: Love.

Gu Bo: Love.

Brother Zha (singing): This is love~~~

30 What does the other person say that makes you feel wrong?

Ji Yu: It doesn't matter what you say when you're sloppy.

Gu Bai: He doesn't need to say anything, and I'm done.

Brother Scumbag: Brother has nothing to do with you now.

31 If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Ji Yu: Break up.

Gu Bai (surprised): Break up? !do not!How could I change my mind! ! !Daughter-in-law, don't think about it! !

Ji Yu: Yes.

Gu Bo: Wow╭(*╯ε╰)╮.

Brother Zha (sweat): So, my god, what is your answer?

Gu Bo: I will not let this happen.

32 Can you forgive the other party for changing his mind?

Ji Yu: Repeat this question, next one.

33 What should I do if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?

Ji Yu: There shouldn't be such a situation.

Gu Bai: Well, after 5 minutes, Kuang will look for him.

35 The other party's sexy expression?

Ji Yu: Hard to say, casually.

Gu Bai: When you take a shower and raise your head, water drops flow down your Adam's apple... Aww!

Ji Yu: ...

Brother Zha: There are more and more! !

Gu Bo: Strictly crack down on the lights.

Brother Scum: ...has withered.

36 When two people are together, what makes you feel your heart beat faster?

Ji Yu: When he speaks close to my ear.

Gu Bai (coming closer): Is that so?

Ji Yu: ...

Brother Zha: Come closer, come closer! !

Ji Yu: No more recordings.

Brother Zha (seriously): Gu Bai, sit down for me and record the photo, what does it look like!

38 What do you feel happiest when doing?

Ji Yu: When the two are together.

Gu Bo: When the two are together.

Brother Scum: You must now treat me as if I don't exist.

39 Ever quarreled?

Ji Yu: No.

Gu Bo: No.

40 What are the quarrels?

Brother Scum: Next question ╮(╯▽╰)╭

How to reconcile after 41?

Brother Scum: ╮(╯▽╰)╭

42 Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Ji Yu: I don't know about the reincarnation, but we will always be together in this life.

Gu Bo (laughs): Cherish the moment.

43 When do you feel loved?

Ji Yu: Anytime.

Gu Bai: Same.

Brother Scum: The single host has been abused into a dog.

44 What is your expression of love?

Ji Yu: Two people together.

Gu Bo: Give him all I can.

45 When did you feel "you don't love me anymore"?

Ji Yu: Not yet.

Gu Bo: No.

46 What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

Ji Yu: Can't figure it out, he's too old.

Gu Bai: Orchids.

47 Is there something the two of you are hiding from each other?

Ji Yu: No.

Gu Bo: No.

48 Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Ji Yu: I used to feel that I was too far away from him and couldn't get close to him.

Gu Bai: He is so good, at first he always thought that there was someone beside him.

Brother Scum: With a bad two-way secret love stalk, I'm still shamelessly cute! !

49 Is the relationship between the two open or secret?

Ji Yu: Let’s say it’s public. Relatives and friends of both sides know about it.

Gu Bo: Open.

Brother Zha: Like you~≧▽≦~

50 Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Ji Yu: Yes.

Gu Bo: Must.

--"cough!The following persons under the age of 18 will automatically pull the lamp"——

51 May I ask whether you are the attacker or the recipient?

Ji Yu: Accepted.

Gu Bo: Attack.

Brother Zha: I know~

52 Why did you make such a decision?

Ji Yu: No reason.

Gu Bo (cheeky smile): Attack and suffering are irreversible.

Gu Bai & Scumbag: Hehehehe...

Ji Yu (stands up): Is it over, let's go.

Brother Zha (rushing forward to hug his thigh): I was wrong!please continue! !

53 Are you satisfied with the current situation?

Ji Yu: No comment.

Gu Bo: Except for sleeping on the floor sometimes, everything is fine.

Brother Zha (surprised): Sleeping on the floor? !

Ji Yu (skimming): Huh?

Brother Scum: I know too much ━┳━━┳━!

54 The location of the first H?

Ji Yu: ...a hot spring resort.

Gu Bo: Yes.

Brother Zha (surprised): Outdoors!Outdoor seating!

Ji Yu: ...

55 How did you feel at that time?

Ji Yu: Tired.

Gu Bai: Cool.

Brother Slag: Pfft!

Ji Yu: ...

56 What did the other party look like at that time?

Ji Yu (thinking for a while): ...is it sexy?

Gu Bai: He's so sexy, I really want to die on him! !

Ji Yu: ...Speak well.

Gu Bo: I didn’t say anything just now, let’s continue.

Brother scum... nosebleed.

57 What is your first word on the first morning?

Ji Yu: Does calling him by name count?

Gu Bai (thinking): You got up.

Brother Scum: Why does it feel like an old married couple!Not feeling at all!

58 times per week H?

Ji Yu: ...Who would count such things?

Gu Bai: Hehehehe...

Brother Slag: Obviously, the master has counted it!

Gu Bai (glances at Ji Xiaoyu): Shhh.

59 Under ideal circumstances, how many times a week?

Ji Yu: Who wrote the question?

Gu Bo: With his permission, of course, the more the better.

Brother Scumbag (laughing): It’s up to you to see what you’re attacking~

Ji Yu: Have you contacted privately?

Gu Bai & Brother Scumbag (surprised): There is absolutely no such thing!

60 So, what kind of H is it?

Ji Yu: Skip.

Gu Bai: Cough...you can't say it, you can't say it.

Brother Zha: Is there anything else you can say?

61 Your most sensitive place?

Ji Yu: ears, back.

Gu Bai: Cough, I can't tell you, as long as my wife knows.

Brother Zha: I seem to have guessed something...

62 What is the most sensitive part of the other party?

Ji Yu (with a strange face): ... I don't know.

Gu Bo: Ears and back, to be precise, the back, every time I kiss there he becomes soft and can't help crying out.

Ji Yu: Do you want to sleep on the floor tonight?

Gu Bo (please): I was wrong (*╯ε╰)

Brother Zha: So what are the sensitive points of the Great God?

63 Use one sentence to describe the other party at H?

Ji Yu: Repeat the question, no answer.

64 Frankly speaking, do you like H?

Ji Yu: Talking to him, I like it.

Gu Bai (rubbing): Then daughter-in-law, tonight we...

Ji Yu: Rejected.

Brother Scum: Light the wax for the god of abstinence.

65 Where is H in general?

Ji Yu: ...

Gu Bo: Bedroom, bathroom.

Brother Zha: Where's the kitchen? ! !The promised kitchen play!

Gu Bai (sigh): I also want to...

Ji Yu: You two seem to be able to chat.

Gu Bai & Brother Scumbag (righteous speech): There is absolutely no such thing!

66 H places you want to try?

Ji Yu: ...

Gu Bai: Cough, refer to the previous question.

67 Is the shower before or after H?

Ji Yu: Before and after.

Gu Bo: Before and after... one more time in the shower~

Brother Slag: Well done! !

Is there any agreement at 68H?

Ji Yu: No.

Gu Bo: No.

69 Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?

Ji Yu: No.

Gu Bai: No, Ji Xiaoyu is my first love.

Brother Slag: Shuangfang will push for life! !

70 Do you agree or disagree with the idea of ​​"If you can't get your heart, you should at least get your body*body"?

Ji Yu: I disagree.

Gu Bo: No.

Brother Zha: I don’t agree either!How shameless!

Photographer: Did I ask you? Shut up.

71 What would you do if the other party was attacked by thugs?

Ji Yu (looks at Gu Bai, imagining the possibility of this problem): This problem needs to be strengthened.

Gu Bo: I can't let this happen.

Brother Scumbag: The highlight of this question is Ji Xiaoyu's weird eyes on the Great God.

72 Do you feel embarrassed in front of H?or later?

Ji Yu: There are some.

Gu Bai (perplexed): Why are you embarrassed?Love must be practiced.

Ji Yu: ...

Brother Zha (thumbs up): Great God, I like you!

73 If a good friend said to you "I'm lonely, so only tonight, please..." and asked for H, would you?

Ji Yu: I haven't noticed such an unscrupulous friend for the time being.

Gu Bai: I swear that my body and mind belong only to classmate Ji Xiaoyu.

Brother Scum: Ji Xiaoyu is acting cute again~(≧▽≦)~

74 Do you think you are good at H?

Ji Yu: ...What's the problem?

Gu Bai (feel it down): We are exploring.

75 What about the other party?

Ji Yu: Would you like to ask some in-depth questions?

Gu Bai: Hehehehe...

Brother Zha: The Great Master laughed very deeply.

76 What do you want the other party to say when you are in H?

Ji Yu: It's better not to talk.

Gu Bai: Cough!

Brother Scumbag: Cough, it can represent a lot...

77 Which kind of expression do you like the other person when H?

Ji Yu (thinking): Dedicated.

Gu Bo: Enjoy.

Brother Zha (wiping sweat): It's rare to cooperate.

78 Do you think it is okay to have sex with people other than lovers?

Ji Yu (frowned): No.

Gu Bo: Please refer to question 73.

79 Are you interested in (that)?

Ji Yu: Not interested.

Gu Bo: I don't like it.

Brother Zha (glanced at the black-faced photographer): I will not express my opinion QAQ

80 If the other party suddenly stopped asking for your body, would you?

Ji Yu: I will send him a pennant, knowing that temperance is a good thing.

Gu Bai (sigh): It must be that I did not do well last night, try harder next time!

Brother Scum: Pfft 233!

81 What do you think of (Yongqiang)?

Ji Yu: Disgusted.

Gu Bai: Same.

What is the more painful thing in 82H?

Ji Yu: ...

Gu Bai (looking at Ji Yu): Can I say it?

Ji Yu: Tell me.

Gu Bo: I want to do it again, but he fell asleep!

Ji Yu: ...

Brother Zha (patting the table and laughing wildly): It really hurts! !

83 In the H so far, which place makes you most excited and anxious?

Ji Yu: Who is responsible for the problem? I don’t know if there is a pornographic sweep now?

Gu Bo: Bathroom, bathtub (*/ω＼*)!

Ji Yu: ...

Brother Zha (high five with Gu Bai): Well done!

84 Have you ever been seduced by the recipient?

Ji Yu: No.

Gu Bai: I think Ji Xiaoyu tempts me all the time.

Ji Yu: ...

85 What was the attacking side's expression at that time?

Ji Yu: Next question.

Gu Bo (interrupting): Let me finish first, I enjoy it very much!

86 Has the attacking side ever acted (with force)?

Ji Yu: No.

Gu Bai: How could there be such a thing as no taste!

87 What was the recipient's reaction at that time?

Ji Yu: Next question.

Gu Bo: ╮(╯▽╰)╭

88 For you, what is the ideal of "being an H object"?

Ji Yu: Gu Bai.

Gu Bo: Ji Yu.

89 Does the current partner meet your ideal?

Ji Yu: Yes.

Gu Bai (nodding): Yes!

Did 90 use small props in H?

Ji Yu (with a strange face): ...

Gu Bo (cheeky smile): Can’t say it, can’t say it (*/ω＼*)

Brother Zha (holding forehead): The expression says it all, okay?

91 When did it happen to you for the first time?

Ji Yu: Last year.

Gu Bo: Same, our first time for each other.

Brother Slag: Ask for a more in-depth answer!

Ji Yu: It's not over yet?

92 Was the object at that time the current lover?

Ji Yu: Yes.

Gu Bai: Same.

93 Where is your favorite place to be kissed?

Ji Yu: Everything is fine.

Gu Bo: I like everything he kisses, but he doesn't like to take the initiative, which makes me feel a little sad.

94 Where do you like to kiss each other most?

Ji Yu: Adam's apple.

Gu Bo: I like tongue kissing with him, um, it feels very intimate, hey, daughter-in-law, are you blushing?

Ji Yu: You can shut up now.

Brother Zha: I still want to know more.

What is the most pleasing thing for the other party at 95H?

Ji Yu: ...

Gu Bo: Hehehehehehe (*/ω＼*)

Brother Scumbag (turning the table): I don’t want to complain about all the ellipsis and all kinds of weird laughs when you get to the key issues!Tired, feeling never love again! !

What will you think at 96H?

Ji Yu: What else can you think about at a time like this?

Gu Bai (coming closer): Just miss me~

97 H times per night?

Ji Yu: Why can this kind of problem pass the review, and the administrator?

Gu Bo (touching his chin): Usually two to three times, mainly because he thinks that indulgence is not good.

Ji Yu: ...

Brother Zha (tears streaming down his face): Fortunately, there is a master, otherwise this interview would really be impossible━┳━━┳━!

At 98 hours, do you take off your clothes yourself, or does the other party help you take them off?

Ji Yu: Whoever loves will take off.

Gu Bo: Take off each other *^_^*.

Brother Zha (patting the table): Well off!

What is 99 H to you?

Ji Yu: The behavior caused by deep love is not bad.

Gu Bai (crashes up): Aww!Daughter-in-law, I think I'm already in love, can we...

Ji Yu: Sleep on the floor, bastard.

Brother Zha (Erkang's hands): Ji Xiaoyu is so cooperative, and the great god Ni is triumphant! !

100 Please say something to your lover

Ji Yu: Go back tonight and settle the score, Gu Xiaobai.

Gu Bai: ...QAQ!

Brother Zha had something to say: "Brother finished the recording!! It's a promise to sprinkle flowers!!"

The author has something to say: Haha, I wrote this 100 questions on a sudden whim, cute or not, the stupid god can't stop it!

I want to copy the list of girls who cast thunder, but I can’t find it by hand after the revision. I will upload it next time I use a computer. Thank you girls who threw thunder, okay (*╯ε╰).

In addition, I won’t be able to write Xiaojian’s special episodes anymore. After all, it’s not appropriate to post romance episodes in JJ. It’s not certain that she and Situ’s articles will be published someday. There are also 100 favorite columns, so happy (*/ω＼＼ *)!Keep supporting me dear!

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