[System] Journey to Snake Essence
Chapter 15 Awl Face and Shit
The bright lights focused on the boy holding the pig manure, and everyone's eyes were on him. The boy walked slowly to the table in the center of the stage and put down the pig manure.
Everyone's eyes were fixed on him.
Bai Su's smile became more gentle and kind, but Xia Qing who was sitting beside him felt shuddering.
A host looked slightly surprised. She walked up to the boy, looked at the bucket of pig manure, her eyes were full of astonishment and admiration: "Student, are you going to show us how to make Jinkela!?"
Ximenqing nodded proudly. He reached out and snatched the host's microphone. Facing the black head below, he said affectionately and affectionately: "This orientation meeting...is supported by our class teacher Bai Su. I'm on."
Bai Su: "...[smiling]"
"Yes, Teacher Bai Su from Class [-], Senior [-]?" The host asked hesitantly.
Ximen Qing nodded affirmatively: "Yes! It's him! He's the one who asked me to use pig manure to make Jinkela!"
Bai Su: "...【The smile becomes softer and gentler】"
Ximen Qing glanced down, with his good eyesight, he naturally saw Bai Su who was sitting below with a gentle (?) smile, he stretched out his hand, pointed at Bai Su, and shouted loudly with the microphone: "It's him! It's him! It's him! My teacher Bai Su!"
The lighting engineer knowingly shone the light on Bai Su's body.
The eyes of the surrounding crowd turned to Bai Su.
Bai Su smiled more and more gently. He looked at the people on the stage, opened his lips with a smile, and said two words.
Ximen Qing on the stage suddenly felt excited and inspired!The teacher must have asked him to come on!Although his eyesight is good, at such a long distance, he can't hear Bai Su talking loudly, but Ximen Qing subconsciously thinks that Bai Su is saying to him, "Come on." '
So he clapped his hands, smiled and said to the host next to him, "Okay, now I'm going to start making Jinkela."
The light slowly moved away from Bai Su's body.
And the smile on Bai Su's face has already reached the level of intoxication.
The two hosts looked at Ximen Qing with admiration: "Student, hurry up and let us see the stunts you have developed in the past two years!"
Ximen Qing was even more encouraged when he heard this. He put on gloves on his hands, took out a tool, and dug out a spoonful of pig manure.
His movements are neat and clean, which is pleasing to the eye.
The two hosts seemed to have stars in their eyes, and they looked at Ximen Qing adoringly.
And Xia Qing turned her head with a smile, and said to Bai Su who smiled softly: "You are really lucky to have such a student."
Bai Su nodded happily: "Yes~ Ximen has done a good job."
Hmm~ Little Ximen, I want to 'play' with you again.
But after a while, Ximen Qing didn't know what to add to the piece of pig manure, but the pig manure formed into a small ball by itself. He took off his gloves, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said with a satisfied smile: "Look ! The pure natural Jinkela is ready!"
"Clatter clatter clatter——"
Seeing this miraculous moment, the audience below couldn't help applauding.
This boy is simply amazing!The future is limitless, and you can actually make gold and rubbish with your bare hands!Simply fantastic!
"Student, you are simply amazing!" The two hosts walked over in amazement.
"I believe that you must be among the top few in the orientation meeting at this time!" Another host encouraged him.
"En!" Ximen nodded affectionately a few times, waved to the audience, and said with a bright smile, "I'm going down first~~"
But after Ximen's love went down, the two hosts started to communicate again: "This kid is simply amazing! He can actually make Jinkela out of pig manure, which is worthy of our holy name of Jinkela!"
"Well, well!" Another host echoed: "However, there are other people who will perform next, no matter how wonderful this performance is, we will not be able to reminisce about him, please, the next student who will perform will come out— —!”
The audience in the auditorium were still immersed in the performance just now, unable to recover for a long time.
Even when there was already a person standing on the stage, they didn't come back to their senses.
"Hee hee~ Hello everyone~~~~~" A girl on the stage said with a tired voice.
The audience who heard the voice came back to their senses, and were shocked by the girl on the stage.
The girl on the stage has light yellow hair, and the whole hair exudes a message of 'I'm not healthy', and her appearance is... even more... indescribable.
Behind Bai Su came the sound of pattering water again.
I only heard the people behind me murmur: "It's so beautiful..."
Hearing this, Bai Su carefully observed the girl on the stage.
The girl on stage dyed her black hair into unhealthy yellow hair, and her face was a standard awl face.
That's right!It's an awl face!It's really an awl face!
Bai Su suspects that her bones are almost worn into an awl, as long as she puts her hand on it, it is guaranteed that the chin will penetrate the palm and cause harm to others.
But the girl's eyes are incredibly big, fully occupying two-thirds of her awl face, and the color contact lenses are not so big. Therefore, on one of the girl's eyes, there is a Multiple color contact lenses.
Like some kind of insect.
And her nose and mouth are incredibly small.
At this moment, the girl with the awl face on the stage said: "Hee hee hee~ Hello everyone~ I am Water·Butterfly·Rain·Snow·Strong·Rou·Juemei..."
Bai Su carefully counted the number of her names, very good, one name has more than 20 characters, it is really amazing.
Seeing that the audience under the stage seemed to be a little drowsy, the host on stage smiled and reminded: "Student, please stop introducing yourself."
"There are still many beautiful names that have not been mentioned..." the girl on the stage said dissatisfied in a tired voice.
But seeing the slightly dark faces of the two hosts, she could only wave her hands: "Okay, okay~ She is a strange woman from Korea to China~ I won't care about you short-sighted hosts. ~"
But the complexion of the host on the stage is getting darker and darker.
Bai Su, on the other hand, was sorting out the list in his mind with a smile.
Huh, great, looks like it's going to be fun.
Everyone's eyes were fixed on him.
Bai Su's smile became more gentle and kind, but Xia Qing who was sitting beside him felt shuddering.
A host looked slightly surprised. She walked up to the boy, looked at the bucket of pig manure, her eyes were full of astonishment and admiration: "Student, are you going to show us how to make Jinkela!?"
Ximenqing nodded proudly. He reached out and snatched the host's microphone. Facing the black head below, he said affectionately and affectionately: "This orientation meeting...is supported by our class teacher Bai Su. I'm on."
Bai Su: "...[smiling]"
"Yes, Teacher Bai Su from Class [-], Senior [-]?" The host asked hesitantly.
Ximen Qing nodded affirmatively: "Yes! It's him! He's the one who asked me to use pig manure to make Jinkela!"
Bai Su: "...【The smile becomes softer and gentler】"
Ximen Qing glanced down, with his good eyesight, he naturally saw Bai Su who was sitting below with a gentle (?) smile, he stretched out his hand, pointed at Bai Su, and shouted loudly with the microphone: "It's him! It's him! It's him! My teacher Bai Su!"
The lighting engineer knowingly shone the light on Bai Su's body.
The eyes of the surrounding crowd turned to Bai Su.
Bai Su smiled more and more gently. He looked at the people on the stage, opened his lips with a smile, and said two words.
Ximen Qing on the stage suddenly felt excited and inspired!The teacher must have asked him to come on!Although his eyesight is good, at such a long distance, he can't hear Bai Su talking loudly, but Ximen Qing subconsciously thinks that Bai Su is saying to him, "Come on." '
So he clapped his hands, smiled and said to the host next to him, "Okay, now I'm going to start making Jinkela."
The light slowly moved away from Bai Su's body.
And the smile on Bai Su's face has already reached the level of intoxication.
The two hosts looked at Ximen Qing with admiration: "Student, hurry up and let us see the stunts you have developed in the past two years!"
Ximen Qing was even more encouraged when he heard this. He put on gloves on his hands, took out a tool, and dug out a spoonful of pig manure.
His movements are neat and clean, which is pleasing to the eye.
The two hosts seemed to have stars in their eyes, and they looked at Ximen Qing adoringly.
And Xia Qing turned her head with a smile, and said to Bai Su who smiled softly: "You are really lucky to have such a student."
Bai Su nodded happily: "Yes~ Ximen has done a good job."
Hmm~ Little Ximen, I want to 'play' with you again.
But after a while, Ximen Qing didn't know what to add to the piece of pig manure, but the pig manure formed into a small ball by itself. He took off his gloves, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said with a satisfied smile: "Look ! The pure natural Jinkela is ready!"
"Clatter clatter clatter——"
Seeing this miraculous moment, the audience below couldn't help applauding.
This boy is simply amazing!The future is limitless, and you can actually make gold and rubbish with your bare hands!Simply fantastic!
"Student, you are simply amazing!" The two hosts walked over in amazement.
"I believe that you must be among the top few in the orientation meeting at this time!" Another host encouraged him.
"En!" Ximen nodded affectionately a few times, waved to the audience, and said with a bright smile, "I'm going down first~~"
But after Ximen's love went down, the two hosts started to communicate again: "This kid is simply amazing! He can actually make Jinkela out of pig manure, which is worthy of our holy name of Jinkela!"
"Well, well!" Another host echoed: "However, there are other people who will perform next, no matter how wonderful this performance is, we will not be able to reminisce about him, please, the next student who will perform will come out— —!”
The audience in the auditorium were still immersed in the performance just now, unable to recover for a long time.
Even when there was already a person standing on the stage, they didn't come back to their senses.
"Hee hee~ Hello everyone~~~~~" A girl on the stage said with a tired voice.
The audience who heard the voice came back to their senses, and were shocked by the girl on the stage.
The girl on the stage has light yellow hair, and the whole hair exudes a message of 'I'm not healthy', and her appearance is... even more... indescribable.
Behind Bai Su came the sound of pattering water again.
I only heard the people behind me murmur: "It's so beautiful..."
Hearing this, Bai Su carefully observed the girl on the stage.
The girl on stage dyed her black hair into unhealthy yellow hair, and her face was a standard awl face.
That's right!It's an awl face!It's really an awl face!
Bai Su suspects that her bones are almost worn into an awl, as long as she puts her hand on it, it is guaranteed that the chin will penetrate the palm and cause harm to others.
But the girl's eyes are incredibly big, fully occupying two-thirds of her awl face, and the color contact lenses are not so big. Therefore, on one of the girl's eyes, there is a Multiple color contact lenses.
Like some kind of insect.
And her nose and mouth are incredibly small.
At this moment, the girl with the awl face on the stage said: "Hee hee hee~ Hello everyone~ I am Water·Butterfly·Rain·Snow·Strong·Rou·Juemei..."
Bai Su carefully counted the number of her names, very good, one name has more than 20 characters, it is really amazing.
Seeing that the audience under the stage seemed to be a little drowsy, the host on stage smiled and reminded: "Student, please stop introducing yourself."
"There are still many beautiful names that have not been mentioned..." the girl on the stage said dissatisfied in a tired voice.
But seeing the slightly dark faces of the two hosts, she could only wave her hands: "Okay, okay~ She is a strange woman from Korea to China~ I won't care about you short-sighted hosts. ~"
But the complexion of the host on the stage is getting darker and darker.
Bai Su, on the other hand, was sorting out the list in his mind with a smile.
Huh, great, looks like it's going to be fun.
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