Part-time swordsman working part-time [Interstellar]

I have no brains.

Yu Zhihong: "..."

He suspected that he had heard it wrong: "What did you say?"

King Rui sent such a "guard Lu Xiaoqi", his heart was clear, and he almost wrote the four characters "bad intentions" on his face, Yu Zhihong knew it all too well; in addition, he confirmed it again last night, he is now sure I really don't want to see this guy.

But people want to come to him.

Gu Duo had been waiting outside the study room since early in the morning, and he could see figures through the window, and sporadic chirping voices squeezed into the room, saying "I have something important to do" and "He's not free, so I'll wait outside. I have".

Yu Zhihong was so noisy that he couldn't calm down, picked up a pen and dropped it on the paper, and the word "read" was written as "Gu", so he had to accept his fate and let him in.

result--

Gu Duo repeated his "important matter" very seriously: "What kind of sword do you like? I'll learn it."

Yu Zhihong said, "What do you mean?"

"Learn to make a good sword." Gu Duo took it for granted, "I don't want to be put in the warehouse by you, it's too much to lose the sword. Just come and ask, what kind of sword do you like, so I can learn it."

Yu Zhihong: "?"

Seeing him looking like a fool, Gu Duo "knows very well" that there are too few swords that can speak and walk. This situation is difficult to understand, so he explained to him considerately, saying: "I am a sword."

Then he pointed to the saber on the table, "It is also a sword. If you take it out without taking me out, I must be inferior to it. I can't figure it out, so I come to ask you, what am I? Which is not good enough."

Yu Zhihong: "??"

His Royal Highness is still at a loss.

Good swords do not fight with others, Gu Duo patiently explained that he is a sword that has been refined for several years, perhaps because of a fairy relationship formed in the middle.

So it became what it is now, the size is considered a sword master, and friendship has popularized the three, six, and nine grades in the sword.

All of the above are written by himself.

When Yu Zhihong listened, he suddenly seemed to be pulled back three years ago, when Gu Duo was like this, waiting for his evaluation after he finished speaking absurd words.

Right now, "Lu Xiaoqi" is almost the same, looking at him helplessly, and asking: "Did you understand? It's okay, if you don't understand, I'll explain it to you again."

But Yu Zhihong didn't have the heart to coax another person anymore, he didn't even dare to look at this kind of eyes more, turned his eyes away, and responded coldly: "If your brain is not good, go to the doctor, don't look for me."

Gu Duo replied inexplicably: "I have no brains."

Yu Zhihong: "..."

Gu Duo said: "Of course Jian has no brains, Xiao Hua knows it all, why don't you understand it?"

"Who is Xiaohua?" Yu Zhihong asked.

Gu Duo said truthfully: "The cat at the gate of Prince Rui's Mansion."

Yu Zhihong: "..."

His Royal Highness King Xian did not have the ambition to compete with Furry with Four Claws, so he collected himself and corrected him from the beginning: "You are a human being. Who said you are a sword?"

Gu Duo said: "My master. The master said that I am a sword, so I am a sword. I look like a human, but a sword. Just like... your book! It looks like a ball of waste paper, It's really a book."

"Uh……"

"My master said that I am from Heyang, so I am from Heyang."

"I'm from Heyang, but I've never been there."

——The time Yu Zhihong and Gu Duo spent together was too limited, so that they took it out to ponder and review it too many times in these years, and they had already remembered every detail clearly, without any mistakes.

With a slight movement, all the past will be brought out, as if it was yesterday, and as if it was a lifetime ago.

Yu Zhihong opened his mouth, but no sound came out.

He remained silent, and Gu Duo watched quietly, his eyes were black and white, and he did not rub any impurities.

Seeing that there was almost nowhere to hide, Yu Zhihong suddenly came back to his senses, and quickly continued his preface: "Can you become a sword?"

Gu Duo replied: "No."

Yu Zhihong said: "You can be a person, but you cannot become a sword. So you are not a sword, but a person."

Gu Duo is very reasonable, if the master can beat him, he will modify his tactics, if Yu Zhihong can convince him, he will try to be a man from then on.

After all, it was considered a big event, and it was time to tell relatives and friends that he found a little wild cat when he went out of the house, and seriously declared: "Xiao Hua, I seem to be a human being."

Zhang Quan listened to "Xiaohong" and "Xiaohua" at the door, and when he came back, he thought it was an interesting story and reported it to His Royal Highness Xianwang.

Yu Zhihong said: "Bring the cat back and pass the time for him."

Zhang Quan asked: "Are there any other arrangements?"

Yu Zhihong said: "No need, just settle down, eat and clothe."

After a pause, he added, "If he comes looking for me again, stop him outside and don't have to let me in."

Gu Duo had a cat, so he looked around for Yu Zhihong for a few days in surprise, intending to repay his kindness, but he couldn't find anyone anywhere.No matter how dull a person is, he should understand that this is because people don't want to see him.

He feels that being a "human" is different from making a sword. He should be more sensible, and not be intrusive. He raises cats in his residence in an orderly manner, and lives freely. He especially likes to bring cats to Jiewa.

Literally, it is really climbing on the roof to play with tiles.

Yu Zhihong's bedroom was also "badly handed" once. In the middle of the night, there was a wind and rain leak, which directly brought out a cold.Zhang Quan couldn't laugh or cry and wanted to talk to Gu Duo, but His Royal Highness King Xian was so sick that he kept talking nonsense and resolutely refused to let him care about it.

The original words were: "Don't go, he is willing to come back, and I am willing to die."

——Obviously he had identified the wrong person, but this rare ignorance can bring some comfort, Zhang Quan can only be fulfilled, and listened to nonsense all night.

Early the next morning, both of them thought nothing happened last night, and they didn't even bring up the matter of "telling Lu Xiaoqi not to play with tiles".

If you walk too much at night, hell, if you climb the roof for a long time, you want to see the prince.

When Gu Duo also met Yu Zhihong on the roof, he was very conscious of discussing life with others, and thoughtfully lowered his sense of existence and pretended to be asleep. He didn't open his eyes again until the sound of unhurried footsteps approached and then went away.

At this time, he didn't quite understand that most of the accidents in this world have people behind them. Under the "encounter", there are excuses to deceive oneself and others, and the gaze of drinking poison to quench thirst.

All he knew was that the little heartless flower often took the opportunity to run away because she disliked the poor and loved the rich, and only came back late at night after rubbing her body with the fragrance of milk with His Royal Highness.

He regards Xiao Hua as his wife and is not willing to be touched by others, except Yu Zhihong.It seems that Gu Duo's acceptance of him is naturally higher. If it came from the awareness of a guard, he was not very able to accept King Rui in the past, probably because of a kind of aura in the dark.

It's just that I heard that cats can't drink milk. Gu Duo had talked with Xiao Hua seriously, but Xiao Hua just kept rubbing her hands and couldn't understand it at all.He had no choice but to follow the past and talk to Yu Zhihong, who could understand people's words.

But when he followed Yu Zhihong, Gu Duo saw that there was a nursing child beside him—it turned out that it wasn't Xiaohua's greedy mouth, but the child's taste was rubbed up after drinking the milk.

The child happened to be facing the direction where Gu Duo was, and saw him with sharp eyes. He was very interested in this guy who was flying over the roof and wall, and waved his chubby hand.

In the past, Gu Duo always heard from his aunt in the kitchen of Prince Rui's Mansion that it was difficult to raise a baby, so he secretly thought that all the children in the world were troublesome, so he avoided them and ran away.

By the way, he once again sympathized with the "prematurely pregnant" virtuous king, which is really unlucky.