Part-time swordsman working part-time [Interstellar]

Why!Invincible is really lonely.

Gu Duo followed behind the "broker", and was about to be taken to the "airport" as if he was half blind with two large pieces of black colored glass called "sunglasses".

The manager smiled and said, "It's the first time I've brought you such a big name, and you should be careful in a while, follow closely and don't get lost."

Gu Duo was confused when he heard it, and he hastily responded, thinking: "There are people with the surname Jing..."Kawei" is such a mess. "

The manager added: "It's still the same sentence, I suggest you follow the people-friendly route, and smile more when you see fans."

——This sounds even more sick. Why does a person who is close to the people smile at the "fans"?

Does that mean that vermicelli, tofu and vegetable leaves should be given a smile without discrimination?What if you go to cook the pot and say "Thank you for your hard work" while rinsing the pot?

I'm afraid he will be kicked out by the shopkeeper.

Gu Duo's blind spots in knowledge were misunderstood. He cautiously said nothing, and was automatically interpreted by the agent as "a noble and glamorous film king", so he stopped trying to persuade him.

In fact, Gu Duo is neither noble nor cold, he just came to this colorful world, his eyes were disturbed by the tin boxes running around all over the street, before he could get used to it, he listened to the singing of birds again, he was really confused.

This is very different from the world he is familiar with, and he has to learn everything from scratch.

They first passed through a sea of ​​people, the manager put the luggage on a moving belt, and Gu Duo followed suit, watching the things being sent into a dark box; then he stood on a raised thing, Only after being scanned with strange long strips can you pass the level, and then go to pick up the luggage.

Gu Duo just listened to "Enthronement (Machine)" on the left, and "Clear to the People" on the right, and was called "The Movie King". There was a huge error in his understanding of his profession. The long queue, I was taken aback: "There are so many people."

The manager was sweating just now, and wiped his forehead with his hand: "Isn't it, there are so many fans waiting outside for a phone call. You are so hot!"

Gu Duo looked back, only to realize later that "fans" are not edible ones, but a kind of human being.It is probably similar to the orange cat, the black cat, and the tabby cat. Those standing over there are called "fans".

On the way here, he saw a restaurant called "Duck Blood Vermicelli", and suddenly shuddered—could cannibalism be put on the table?

Gu Duo couldn't help turning his head, and took another look at those "people who may become rations at any time".

Seeing this, the girl holding a colorful sign suddenly let out a deafening scream, as if she had swallowed something with excitement: "Ahhh!! He's looking at me!!"

"So gentle!!"

"Brother, look at me!"

Their signboards also shone, with a few pens and strokes written on it: "Gu Duo, I love you!"

"One look at my heart, and another look at my will!"

"Duo soul is soul-stirring, the love of my life."

Gu Duo: "..."

He suddenly felt that this breed would be taken to the pot, and it might be... not completely unreasonable.

This torment lasted until the "airplane" was over. Gu Duo sat on the soft chair exhausted physically and mentally, imitating the sleeper next to him to fasten the "seat belt" mechanism, and tied himself up as the Romans did, and couldn't wait to close his eyes bunk.

Sleeping is probably not a necessary part of "flying", but he is really tired.Even if there is any "ceremony" for a while, let's wait until the "Mr. Broker" tells him to talk about it.

But the manager didn't mean to disturb him at all, and even brought him a soft quilt to cover him.

Gu Duo's mind suddenly relaxed, and he slipped into a half-dream and half-awake state, and a smear of blood red appeared involuntarily in front of his eyes.

That was the color when Yu Zhihong stabbed him with a sword.

Gu Duo was very confused and thought: "Why am I still alive? This is reincarnation?"

Gu Duo was a swordsman in his previous life. At the age of 16, he couldn't bear the nagging of his master and left the sect with his sword on his back.

His one-hand swordsmanship is superb, and he has been in the arena for several years, but he has never recognized a single word, and he has gained a little "chivalry name".

That day he was looking at the stars on a haystack, smelling the aroma of barbecue in the distance, so he exchanged wine for meat, and chatted in a few words that these people were the Northern Expedition Army under the command of the virtuous king Yu Zhihong, who was going to the northern border.

Gu Duo's eyes lit up: "Can a soldier know how to use a sword?"

Xiaobing burped, and said proudly: "A soldier can't use a sword, so, what should I do!"

Gu Duo was also drunk, got up from the ground staggeringly, and took out a bag of silver and a sword: "Come on! Who... can beat me by half, take it!"

After a stick of incense, the nearby soldiers dinged and lay down clean.

When Yu Zhihong came to inspect the camp, he saw this scene.

Gu Duo only had a drink with these people, and couldn't remember their faces at all. When he saw someone standing there, he said to him, "Hey! Invincible is really lonely, come on? I'll let you do something."

Yu Zhihong casually picked up a sword from the ground: "No need."

Before the words fell, the sword power had arrived!

"Good sword!"

Gu Duo was so drunk that he swayed, but he turned sideways, just avoiding the sword's edge, and made a proper move.

Only then did Yu Zhihong look him straight in the face.

Gu Duo was born with sword-like eyebrows and star-eyed eyes, and his gestures were graceful and suave, his smile was chic, and his sword was also coquettish.In his hands, the weapon doesn't look like a sharp weapon for killing, it seems to have its own charm.

When the sharp points met, he originally pointed his sword at Yu Zhihong's face, but when he saw the opposite face clearly, he suddenly moved down three inches and stabbed at the neck.

Gu Duo boasted sincerely: "You have a pretty face, you can't scratch it."

Yu Zhihong: "..."

Yu Zhihong blocked this move, instead of defending and counterattacking, he said expressionlessly: "To each other."

Hearing this, Gu Duo didn't want to fight any more, but dropped the sword with deep confidence, bent over to avoid the blade, and slid to Yu Zhihong's side like a loach, hooked his shoulders, and said happily, "Really? Know me!" Or, brother, you too. No more fights, no more fights, you and I hit it off, and you take the money!"

Yu Zhihong: "..."

Gu Duo looked around in a dignified way, and while stuffing it to him, lowered his voice, and leaned into his ear and said, "Hey, I heard that your King Xian is very fierce, don't let him see it."

King Xian who was forced to accept the money just now: "..."

Gu Duo was already drunk. After the "debt" was settled, he simply lost his mind and lay on Yu Zhihong's body in a daze, trying to find a place to sleep for himself: "I'm sleepy. Where do you live? Let's go back to sleep ..."

Before he finished speaking, Yu Zhihong's shoulders sank, and he heard a long breath—this man was actually snoring!

Yu Zhihong: "..."

His Royal Highness King Xian led the army for eight years. He has always managed the army strictly.

But this time during the night inspection, not only did they not have time to severely punish the soldiers who did not observe military discipline, they also brought back a drunken alcoholic.

The next morning, Gu Duo slept until the sun was high, and when he opened his eyes, he couldn't find North.But he is a habitual offender when he goes out to drink indiscriminately, and sleeps everywhere after drinking. Even in a completely unfamiliar place, he is not panicked at all.

He even lazily got up from bed, hugged the pillow, got back under the quilt and rubbed left and right.

After Yu Zhihong finished training, he saw his pillow and quilt flying all over the place when he came back: "..."

When Gu Duo heard the movement, he stuck out his head, he couldn't remember who he was at all, and said sleepily, "Hey, thank you so much last night!"

——It seems that this person has not been lying down enough, and he is not ready to get up at all.

Yu Zhihong has been disciplined since he was a child, everything from the bed, bedroom and study to himself is neat and tidy. He couldn't bear it and said, "Get up."

Gu Duo said shamelessly: "I don't, I can still sleep."

Yu Zhihong took down the sword from the shelf with his backhand, and pointed at it obliquely: "Get up!"

Gu Duo woke up immediately, raised his hands and rolled down the bed in shock: "How can you get up if you point at me... Okay, okay, I'll get up right now! Don't be impulsive, don't shake your hands——"

Yu Zhihong asked, "Who are you?"

"I'm from Heyang, wandering around..." Gu Duo raised his hand, stepped aside, and pointed to the table with his chin, "Here is the customs clearance document. If you don't believe me, see for yourself."

Yu Zhihong looked it up and knew what he said was right, so he put the sword on the table: "Why are you here?"

Gu Duo breathed a sigh of relief, sat down on the chair, and poured himself a glass of water: "I'm just passing by, I smelled meat last night, I'm looking for someone to drink."

He slapped his head, "That's right! Brother, I heard that you are very strict. The one who drank with me yesterday... Brother Zhang, he—"

"Military discipline." Yu Zhihong said, "You care about him."

Gu Duo was taken aback for a moment, then looked down at the tea in the cup, and solemnly spilled it on the ground.

Yu Zhihong frowned, and before he could reprimand him, he howled, "Brother Zhang!! Brother Zhang, it's my younger brother who can't help you!!"

Yu Zhihong: "?"

Gu Duo asked heavily: "Brother Zhang! Brother Zhang...does he have any family members?"

Yu Zhihong always said the same thing, and the officers and soldiers in the army were also in awe of him. They had never seen such a slapstick, and couldn't react for a while: "What are you doing to his family?"

Gu Duo said: "Of course I treat it as my own...Brother Zhang?!"

The old man surnamed Zhang was holding a stack of repentance books, and stood at the door and said awkwardly: "Brother Gu? It's... not necessary."

Gu Duo: "..."

Gu Duo was young and advanced in martial arts, and Yu Zhihong cherished his talent, so he was a little bit eager to recruit, and after he had an oolong, he asked someone to bring him something to eat for breakfast.

Gu Duo was thick-skinned, he forgot the embarrassment in a blink of an eye, and buried his head in hard work: "You are such a good person! It's just that I'm hiding here, will it hurt you?"

Yu Zhihong asked, "Why did you say that?"

"I heard that you have a man named King Xian." Gu Duo stuffed a small steamed bun and swallowed it in one gulp, "He is fierce and frightening, and there are so many things, I'm afraid he will drag you to chop you up. "

He probably doesn't want to kill his virtuous king for the time being: "..."

Yu Zhihong asked: "How do you say that?"

Gu Duo still remembered what he heard last night, and now he opened his mouth: "For example, in this march, you don't go to build up momentum for others, but he acts like a big battle, emphasizing military discipline every day, either marching or training soldiers , can't rest for a moment, I'm so tired."

Yu Zhihong: "..."

Gu Duo sighed: "I have the same sympathy for your situation. In the master's school, I clearly learned faster than others, but the master still wanted me to practice swords over and over again with my senior brother. I just because I was bored, Just ran out."

He took a bite of the dish, and asked familiarly: "Don't just talk about me, brother, what about you? What are you doing in the military camp?"

Yu Zhihong asked back: "What do you think?"

Gu Duo said: "You are so good-looking, you should be a civil servant. I bet you are a military adviser or a clerk."

Yu Zhihong said, "Wrong."

Yu Zhihong: "A mere lack of talent, but a fierce and frightening virtuous king."

Gu Duo: "..."

Gu Duo was taken aback for a moment, and pretended to be stupid like an ostrich.Yu Zhihong didn't say anything, just ate the porridge with a spoon.

His Royal Highness King Xian is good-looking, and his every move has an aura of "cutting like cutting, cutting like grinding", as if he is not drinking porridge, but fine nectar and jade dew.

After a moment of silence, Gu Duo said: "I apologize, I shouldn't speak ill of you."

Yu Zhihong asked: "Aren't you afraid that I will be fierce?"

Gu Duo thought for a while: "Don't be afraid. You let me sleep in vain and gave me food back. You are a very good person. I'm afraid of what you are doing."

Yu Zhihong asked: "Then do you want to be a soldier with me?"

Gu Duo asked seriously: "If I don't go with you, can I still eat?"

Yu Zhihong didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Yes."

Gu Duo refused: "Then I won't be with you. You can't drink when you're a soldier. I want to be a quack."

When Gu Duo left, he ate to his heart's content, and walked along with a bun: "You are a prince, should I say goodbye to you and kneel down?"

Yu Zhihong: "No need."

But it was said to be leaving, and at night, Gu Duo was thinking about the warm bed again, and sneaked into Yu Zhihong's tent without hesitation.

Yu Zhihong came back from night patrol and heard breathing in the tent, and the sword was out of its sheath.

Gu Duo flicked the sword, which made his mouth sore, and the sword slowed down for a moment.Gu Duo just rubbed the edge and rolled away: "Don't, don't, don't! It's me!"

Yu Zhihong: "..."

Gu Duo blinked: "When you come back late at night, you must be very happy to see a beauty on the bed. You are holding the sword, are you so moved that you want to compete with me?"

When it comes to swords, his eyes are shining.

Yu Zhihong said, "That's fine."

Gu Duo jumped up in an instant, took the sword from the table, drew the blade out of its sheath, and pierced Changhong.

He didn't drink tonight, and he showed his youthful spirit with every pick and prick, free and easy and good-looking.

Different from Yu Zhihong's sword, his sword moves are pleasing to the eye, and they are both beautiful and strong. It is the sword of a ranger.

Yu Zhihong's moves are neat, without sloppiness, which is a life-and-death kung fu honed on the battlefield.

The two walked about ten moves, Gu Duo said: "Stop fighting, you can't beat me, I can't beat you, let's drink."

He took out the jug: "I am from the Jianghu, and I follow the rules of the Jianghu. We have fought, and we have to drink. You can't stop me."

He even brought two wine cups with him, filled them up respectively, and gave Yu Zhihong one, "This is bamboo raft wine. People by the river drink it while sitting on bamboo rafts. It's mellow, strong, and very fragrant."

Yu Zhihong refused: "I won't drink."

"Oh." Gu Duo said, "Although you don't let others drink, but you don't drink it yourself, you are considered a good person. When I come tomorrow, I will bring you something to eat, so that you don't have to watch me drink."

Yu Zhihong said, "Okay."

For the sake of only one bed, Gu Duo didn't stay overnight, so he didn't know where to go after drinking.However, he became a frequent visitor to the military camp, came to play every day, and followed the army all the way to the north, as if this was a fun place to go.

After the two got acquainted, Gu Duo also asked: "You brought me back like this back then, and you weren't afraid of meeting bad people?"

His Royal Highness replied: "No, I'm very accurate."

Gu Duo said very shamelessly: "That's right, it's said that love comes from the heart, I'm so good-looking, so I can't be a bad person."

At that time, Yu Zhihong allowed him to talk such nonsense and listened carefully. Not only would he not laugh at him, but he would gently put his arms around his shoulders.

Gu Duo is ignorant of human relationships and the state of the world, thinking that he can live a lifetime with this.

But in the end, what was waiting for him at the end was a sharp sword edge and blood splashed all over the ground.

The author says:

Let’s talk about the important things one more time, please avoid lightning when you enter the pit: Shou giving birth to children, attacking and chasing wives, there are abuses and sweets.Write ancient times first, then an urban fantasy background, and interstellar.

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"Real men don't talk about fake love":

Ye Jiexing was keen on being mischievous when he was a child.

He secretly eats white rabbit toffee under the covers, fights with the children next door, and secretly climbs trees to pick peaches.

Every time he would be caught by Wen Teng.

Then the toffee was confiscated, the peaches were picked by the children next door, and Ye Jiexing was beaten several times.

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Ye Jiexing made up his mind to beat Wen Cheng up sooner or later until he called him father.

But when he was five years old, Wen Teng moved away suddenly.

The big revenge was not avenged.

In the second year of high school, Wen Cheng went back to Ye Jiexing's house to live in, and transferred to Ye Jiexing's school to study.

What Ye Jiexing thought was: he turned over as a serf and sang, robbed the toilet, robbed the bed, robbed fried eggs with sweet heart for breakfast, and bullied Wen Cheng into a pitiful little boy.

Real lodging: Under Wen Cheng's nose, he was punished for being late and failed to hand in his homework, and was scolded by the teacher. He was ashamed and thrown out of the circle.

The worst thing was that Ye Jiexing was still in front of Wen Cheng, and took out a pink love letter from his schoolbag... I don't know who sent it.

Ye Jiexing was a little embarrassed.

Ye Jiexing was a little embarrassed.

Ye Jiexing faltered and tried to explain that he didn't have a puppy love, but he couldn't hold back a word for a long time.

Wen Cheng suddenly said, "I understand."

Ye Jiexing: "?"

Wen Cheng said, "I accept your confession."

Ye Jiexing: "??"

Say it again?Accept what? !