I'm a scumbag

On weekdays, I always come and go in a hurry. Occasionally, I sit on the sofa with Han Yu and play mobile games or sit side by side on the bed and chat.But the topics between us are limited to silly bickering. Since he avoided those questions last time, there seems to be a tacit understanding between us, and we don't mention our respective family situations at all.

So I don't know what this kid's background is and what his parents do.But I think the kind of caring parents who let their biological son go out, let alone come to see him, and don't even make a phone call are definitely not good.

"Li Kai, do you think I've gained weight these days?" Han Yu next to him held a mirror and looked at himself inside, pouting his cheeks from time to time, expressing strong dissatisfaction with his slightly emerging double chin.

Three meals a day are fed by me with delicious food and drink, so it’s no wonder I’m not fat.I pinched his chin and looked at him carefully for a while, "Well, he is indeed fat, and he can be raised for slaughter after the Chinese New Year."

"Ah?" He suddenly came to his senses after being foolish for a long time, and immediately yelled angrily at me, "You call me a pig!"

"What's wrong with pigs? It's great to be able to eat and sleep without worry. Haven't you heard of it? Happiness is to live like a pig!"

"We both eat the same food, why aren't you fat?" Han Yu expressed jealousy that I still maintain a good figure.

I triumphantly lifted off my clothes to show him my six-pack abs, but complained, "I have to take care of you during the day and go to work at night. If I don't eat well and sleep well, how can I be fat?"

Han Yu secretly sucked the saliva that almost flowed out, and said apologetically, "I'm sorry for your hard work."

I patted his head and smiled and said, "Just kidding, don't take it seriously."

"Well, in return, I can satisfy you with one condition, just say, anything."

"I told you to play tricks on you."

"But I mean it!"

"Since you are so persistent, let me think about it." I rubbed my chin and pretended to think for a long time, "Please treat me to roast suckling pig during the Chinese New Year."

Han Yu blushed instantly, "If you dare to mention pigs again, be careful I will stew you!" Then he smiled, "By the way, you come with me."

I didn't know why Han Yu dragged me to a room on the second floor. I used to only work on the first floor and never came up.I thought it was a storage room, but when I opened the door, I saw a white piano on the carpet.

"In order to repay you for your kindness, I will play the piano for you." He pushed me on the opposite sofa and made me the chief audience. me.

I didn't expect that what came into my ears as his finger fell was the sound of nature.Please forgive me for being too low-educated and lacking in music. I don't even know the name of that piece of music.It is often used as background music in the lobby of some star-rated hotels, and it will never tire of listening to it.

Gorgeous timbre, elegant melody, his handsome image in white nightgown in front of the piano, and his heart-warming smile.The image of that moment was instantly imprinted in my mind, and it has remained in my dreams forever.

I picked up the water glass and took a sip, only to find that my hands were shaking slightly, "Xiaoyu, stop playing."

"Doesn't it sound good?"

I shook my head, walked over and pulled him out the door.Han Yu shook my arm and asked, "Is it really that ugly?"

"No, it's very nice, and it surprises me!"

Han Yu blinked in confusion, "Then why don't you let me play?"

I turned around and wiped the sweat on his forehead with the palm of my hand, "I owe you first, play it to me after you recover from your injury." One hand was hit by a knife and the other hand was broken, and I kept playing with my arms, sweating coldly DC is still smiling at me, you can't see it when I'm a fool!

I already regard you as my own younger brother in my heart, how can I be willing to let you endure the pain.

Han Yu lowered his head with a smirk, some liquid on his eyelashes reflected the sunlight.I lowered my head and asked him, "Have you been deeply moved by me again?" Recently, I found that this kid's mood swings are very big, sometimes a word can make him drop golden beans, and those who don't know think I'm bullying him.

He pushed my face away, wiped his eyes and said, "No, I'm hungry!"

I glanced at the non-existent watch on my wrist, "Yo, it's time to feed, don't starve my little pig."

Han Yu was so angry that he wanted to use force to defend his dignity, but unfortunately his reflexes were not as good as mine. When I lifted my foot up, I slid down the stairs along the handrail, so he could only stomp his feet on the stairs.

"Go and wait on the sofa, I'll cook something delicious for you."

My cooking skills are fairly high-level, and the environment is forced. I practiced it early in seven or eight years.When I was young, my parents didn’t have time to cook, my sister was hungry and cried, and I was annoyed by her crying, so I had to get her something to eat. Slowly, I learned it naturally.

She ate to her heart's content but complained that I was not as delicious as my mother's cooking. At that time, I always thought bitterly why it was me and not her who was born first.If I am a younger brother and she is a sister, it must be me and not her who is waiting for the meal to open her mouth now.

Thinking about it carefully, Han Yu and my sister are quite similar, eating my food and drinking mine, and complaining about my lack of craftsmanship.Well, when he acted like a spoiled child to me, he looked a lot like my sister, sticking to you and using your clothes as tissues, making you so miserable!Leave him alone?Don't even think about it, he can spend it with you without sleeping for three days and three nights.In terms of patience and persistence, he and my sister are definitely on par.

I suddenly had an idea, and instantly opened my mind.Han Yu and my sister are quite a good match, so why don't you take a lead and build a bridge to introduce them back to each other?

"Shall I help you?"

This kid can't even wash the dishes, how dare I ask him to help, "No, just rest."

Han Yu smiled, and obediently stood at the door watching me, a chef, show off his skills.The green eyes made me feel like there was a cat staring at the fish behind me, "Don't worry, it will be fine in a while."

"Who would be so happy to marry you."

I forgot not to mention this, "Xiaoyu...why don't you have a girlfriend?"

"I don't want to pay."

"why?"

"If you don't want to, you just don't want to. There's no reason." He lowered his head and played with his fingers, as if he didn't like discussing this issue.

"Have you met anyone you like?"

"That's it."

"Do you want me to introduce one to you?" After a while there was no sound, I turned to look at him, and saw that he was staring at me with cold eyes. "What's wrong?"

"Why do you want to introduce me?"

"I'm afraid you'll be lonely alone, how nice it is to find a girlfriend who can accompany you and take care of you."

"No, it's enough for me to take care of you." After speaking, he turned around and left suddenly, as if he was still angry.It made me baffled, with question marks in my head.I'm just his friend and not his father, how can I take care of him for the rest of his life.

I don't know what kind of anger Han Yu was born with, he even lost his appetite to eat, he poked the rice in the bowl with his chopsticks and refused to deliver it to his mouth for a long time.

"Unappetizing?"

He shook his head, sighed and asked me, "Li Kai, do you find it annoying to take care of me every day?"

This made me angry, "What are you thinking?"

"Then why did you think of introducing me to a girlfriend?"

"I just... Forget it, just pretend I didn't say anything." I smiled helplessly, thinking to myself, the time has come, the fate has come, he will naturally go to have a girlfriend, what the fuck am I doing Heart. "Hurry up and eat."

"Don't mention this in the future, I feel uncomfortable." Instead of poking rice, he poked braised fish instead, with the posture that he wanted to tear the skin and bones of the fish steak.

I really don't understand why he is so angry, "Okay, I promise you that I will never introduce you to a girlfriend in the future... let you fall in love freely."

"I don't want to fall in love!" He stared at me with firm eyes, "You are not allowed to talk about it either!"

"Okay, okay, listen to you." I was rushing to work, and I didn't have time to chat with him.What's more, for a top-notch guy like him, he didn't get chased like crazy when he went back to college. When he was surrounded by a group of girls enjoying the flowers, how could he have the heart to pay attention to me, I'm afraid he would have forgotten me Went to the South Pacific.

"Really?"

"Well, really, hurry up and eat, the time is almost up."

"Can't you go tonight?"

"Of course not!" I refused ruthlessly, quickly resolved the battle, and prepared to catch the bus back to work.

Han Yu looked disappointed, put down his chopsticks and was speechless for a while, and finally got up and went back to the room, lying on the bed in a half-dead state.

"I go first?"

It was the first time that I didn't keep or give it away, and I felt very uncomfortable.After thinking about it, I asked him, "What's wrong with you?"

He buried his head in the pillow, and after creaking for a long time, I heard a few words, "...I'm not feeling well..."

I'm pretending to be sick again. I have already developed antibodies to this trick.After covering him with a quilt, I still went out, eating and drinking what people don’t work, unlike him, I still have a big family to support.

Throwing away the cigarette butt in my hand, I was about to squeeze into the bus that was already overloaded several times, but suddenly I felt irritable and lost the motivation to go to work.It may be because of the hot and dry weather. Even I feel so hot that I want to get angry, so it's no wonder he has no appetite.

Forget it, just let him go and let myself go for a while.

Holding the vanilla ice cream I bought for him, I knocked on the door of his house.When Han Yu saw me, he pounced on me like a hungry wolf without saying a word. Although it would make people happy to be a guest at someone's house with such enthusiasm, you wouldn't be so excited to hug me and pat me on the back.

"Okay, okay, let's take a meal again... I bought you a box of ice cream as an appetizer, eat it quickly, or it will melt."

The flushed Han Yu took away the ice cream and turned away from me, making me wonder if he was so excited just because he saw the ice cream.Take a spoon and send it to your mouth contentedly, there is no half sickness and discomfort.

"Li Kai, watch a horror movie with me for a while, okay?"

I immediately regretted the impulse tonight, I just wanted to put on my clothes, put on my shoes, turn around and run away!

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