I'm a scumbag

How could I possibly have thought about this question? I always thought that a cute boy like Han Yu should find a girl like Lin Daiyu.Just imagine, Han Yu is entangled with another man, hugging, kissing, even---that.The associative scene in my mind immediately gave me goosebumps all over my body.

"Well—if you are, I respect your sexuality as a friend."

"Hehe, interesting enough."

"Then are you?"

"......of course not."

fortunately!Otherwise, I really don't have the courage to lie in the same bed with a man who likes men.God testify, I'm an innocent little virgin who hasn't even held a girl's hand.Of course, the first time is dedicated to the little beauty who is as beautiful as a fairy in my dream and has a soft body.

"The medicine is coming up, you go to sleep."

Han Yu's tone suddenly alienated thousands of miles away, I think he might be tired.

"Good night!" After covering him with the quilt, I left his room.

Because Han Yu's arm was injured, and it was for me, I naturally shouldered the responsibility of taking care of his daily life.

I stay at Han Yu's house most of the time except for work, that trash kid can't do anything, cleaning, washing clothes, cooking, nothing.I really don't know how he lived alone before.

The first time I walked into his kitchen and opened the locker I was in total shock.There is a large row of boxed instant noodles stacked up to the top of the cabinet, with all kinds of brands and flavors available.Counting carefully, there are hundreds of boxes. Those who didn't know thought this kid had a habit of collecting instant noodles.

In addition to all kinds of drinks, there is only ham in the refrigerator, and the four freezer drawers are full, and I will not starve to death without leaving the house for three months.A few days ago, he actually bought fast food for him to eat, and he never discovered the shocking secret of his family.

"You usually eat this?"

"Yes."

I sighed, and decided to garnish the instant noodles with the vegetables I bought, otherwise there is no oil, salt, sauce and vinegar here, how would I cook?

"Why only boxed?"

"Throw it away after eating, don't need to wash the dishes." He replied frankly, without feeling ashamed of his laziness at all. "Do you need any help?"

"Forget it, you are now focusing on protecting animals."

He giggled, sat on the chair and waited for the meal to come.The hateful thing is that he also instructed me to cut the ham thinner and boil the noodles more rotten, looking like a young master.

"what about the taste?"

He devoured the food but said, "It's not bad, let's see who you compare with. If I, a veteran who has cooked instant noodles for ten years, are far behind you."

I don't know if it's an exaggeration, but I feel very uncomfortable when I hear it. "Eating it all the time is not good for your health. Tomorrow I'll buy some seasonings and cook some dishes for you."

He raised his head and glanced at me, then lowered his head immediately, not even joking anymore.Is it an illusion?Why do I feel that his eye sockets are a little red?

It's not an illusion, he actually cried! "Why are you crying?"

"It's okay, Sand..."

"This excuse is too bloody, don't use it with me. Tell me! Why are you crying?"

I took the tissue to him, and he smiled so uselessly, he touched his face indiscriminately and said, "You friend is so interesting, I was so moved that I burst into tears. From now on, I will depend on you for my life, little brother." I have nothing to repay, but I can only promise with my body!"

I really admire that he can speak such a long sentence with such a clear pronunciation with the noodles in his mouth. I smiled and stuffed the ham in my bowl into his mouth, "Look at how kind I am to you, touched Right? Come on, cry one more time for me to see."

While chewing my ham as a matter of course, he gave me a hard roll of the eyes, and threw me two words in a heartless manner, "Go to hell!"

I don’t know if it’s because of the atmosphere, but in my memory, it was the best meal I’ve ever eaten. After that, even if I enjoyed delicacies from mountains and seas, I couldn’t get back the satisfaction I had at that time.

At that time, I didn't know that Han Yu's casual confession, as if joking, was actually a confession from his heart.

I have to go to work at night, and I have to get back to work before the roll call.Han Yu held the door frame and said to me contemptuously, "It's really disrespectful to abandon a friend's life or death!"

This kid is so heartless, he won't admit it after eating. "Speak without conscience, be careful of having your tongue pulled out after death."

"Leave me alone, you will die at home, and you will regret it for the rest of your life!"

"Just like you, it's no wonder that you will die if you are alive and screaming."

"Then don't regret it, if I really die, I will definitely become a zombie chasing you every day!"

This kid gritted his teeth viciously as if casting a curse. I was so angry that I wanted to push him to the ground and spank his ass hard, just like teaching my sister a lesson.But looking at his appearance, it seems that he really wants me to stay with him. Maybe it's because it's too lonely to be alone, and I can understand to a certain extent.

"You really don't want me to go?"

I was trying to shake him but changed my mind and said, "Hey, you're just kidding, you should hurry to work."

In the past few days, every time he left, he came to this set, whether soft or hard, changing and updating every day, never repeating.When my heart softened, he would change his words and say it was a joke. The hateful thing is that I will be deceived every time.

What's even more hateful is that he treats him like my sister. If you are so angry, you can't do anything about him. "Just be angry with me! Well, just stay at home and don't run around. I'll come see you tomorrow."

He sent me away with a smile, his eyes full of reluctance, but the words in his mouth made people's teeth itch, "Look at the steps and don't fall!"

"I'll take the elevator!" I yelled!

Looking back on the road, I smirked at the car window, making the passengers next to me think I was an idiot and a nympho.

These days, I'm in a good mood, the service is first-class, and the tips are flowing into my pocket.Just give me a chance to improve Han Yu's diet, otherwise I will lose face as a man if I have more heart than money.

I wanted to cook for Han Yu early the next morning, but the plan was not as fast as changing. Xiao Linzi, a fellow villager who grew up naked with me and was working as a security guard at KTV, asked me to take over for him temporarily.The reason is that it's my girlfriend's birthday, and I hope to take her down tonight if I get drunk, so I won't let this opportunity pass and I won't say anything and ask me to fulfill him.

I have the nerve to refuse this kind of adult beauty. Although I was reluctant, I still agreed and wished him immediate success.

My plan fell through, so I had to send Han Yu a text message to ask him to solve the problem of eating by himself.He didn't reply, I think he should have gone to bed.

I worked a 24-hour shift at KTV, and I had no time to wash my face or brush my teeth. I was so tired that I couldn't find it.

Fortunately, the customer left early today, and I was thinking about whether to give Han Yu some supper after get off work to make him gain weight, when my colleague on the fifth floor suddenly rushed into my private room and said, "There is Yang Guo looking for you!"

With a super long reflex arc, I asked foolishly, "Yang Guo? Who, I don't know."

The co-worker was so angry that he rolled his eyes at me, "You will know when you go, hurry up."

I mentally scolded whoever came to make trouble again, and when I opened the door, it turned out to be the seriously injured person who should be sleeping at home at this time.

The wine bottles on the coffee table were seven or eight empty. I don't know how long he has been here, and he is lying on the sofa so drunk that he probably doesn't even remember his last name.There was a cut on the arm, why did you hang the bandage on the board?If you take a closer look, there is something wrong. The injury is obviously on the right hand. Why did you hang the left arm up?

Just now I saw him drinking heavily while recovering from his injuries, I was so angry that I wanted to beat him up.How can I care about that at the moment, I have long forgotten it. "Han Yu, what happened to your hand?"

He opened his eyes in a daze, smiled when he saw me, raised his more seriously injured arm and said, "I fell in the shower."

"Didn't I tell you that the wound should not touch water? Why do you still take a bath!" I rushed to my head with anger, smoking all over my body, and my tone was naturally fierce.

He didn't expect me to yell at him so loudly, he was so wronged that he almost shed tears, he pursed his lips for a long time and couldn't speak.I couldn't bear to see him like this, so I took a few breaths and pulled him over, "Let me see, is the injury serious?"

"No big deal, just a broken bone."

"Bone is broken and you say it's nothing serious, you think you are a Terminator!" I was even more angry when I heard that he smelled of alcohol, "You come to drink when you are injured, are you going to die?"

"I can't talk to you when you are at work, so I have to open a private room until you get off work. The kid outside the door said that you must order something when you enter the private room, so I asked him to watch it, but he opened ten for me. A bottle of wine. You said it’s not good to waste, so I can only save as much as possible.”

So I went out indiscriminately and scolded that kid, "He's so badly wounded that he looks like a mummy, you still dare to drink to him, and you will be responsible if he dies!"

My colleague, Monk Zhang Er, who was scolded by me, couldn’t figure it out. Seeing that I was so angry that he seemed to go up and beat him up, he didn’t dare to argue with me. He could only whisper, “I didn’t know he was your friend.”

"Okay, I'll pack this bag for you, you can get off work first."

After the slap, I returned it to Tianzao. My colleague was eager to disappear from my eyes, so of course he agreed.

I bought a book for Han Yu and wanted to send him home, but he was lying on the sofa and refused to move. Seeing that he was really dizzy, I agreed to let him rest for a while.That kid lay down on my lap, complaining that I was not mean enough, and abandoned him, and almost died at home last night.

Knowing that he was drinking madly, I felt really uncomfortable listening to it in my heart.Thinking about it, I was really scared. If it was not the arm but the head that fell, he might really die if I didn't go there all day and night.Then I will spend the rest of my life in self-blame and regret.

"Last night, my friend asked me to take over the post because of something, and I couldn't help it."

"He's your friend, but I'm not?"

Why is there such a strong smell of vinegar in this sentence?I really don't know what kind of evil vinegar he ate! "sorry!"

"Well, that's pretty much it, I forgive you."

The kid gave me a satisfied smile, and rubbed and rubbed on my leg like a Scottish fold cat.

"Xiaoyu, quit drinking in the future, I don't like you drinking."

He opened his eyes and looked at me as if in surprise, the strange look in his eyes made me baffled, "Why are you looking at me like that?"

"You called me Xiaoyu for the first time."

"Really?" I scratched my hair, but I didn't find that the title was any different from before.

"I promise you, this is the last time."

So happy, the credibility is very low.

"I'm serious, I'm sure I won't drink at all in the future."

"That's right." Whether it's true or not, I believe he can say it and do it. "Does your arm still hurt?"

"It's okay, it's just... just a little uncomfortable."

"How uncomfortable? Do you want to vomit?"

Han Yu blushed in embarrassment, "I'm holding back my urine, hey, can you help me to the bathroom?"

I was really speechless, I pulled him into the bathroom and pushed him to the front of the toilet, and said bitterly, "Pee."

Han Yu staggered to untie his trouser belt, and I was ready to avoid it wisely. Just as I was about to close the door, I heard him say, "I can't untie it, what should I do?"

Undoing a trouser belt can be a real struggle for someone with two injured hands.

As an idiot, I never thought about how he put his clothes on before going out since he couldn't even untie his trouser belt.Fortunately, I am loyal and enthusiastic enough to serve him to the end.

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