The days of being cheated on by aliens

We are going home.

Going soon, say goodbye to all this, and go back to Earth.Go back to your real hometown and never have anything to do with this world again.

The ends of the world will never meet.

So what kind of kindness and resentment, what kind of love and hatred, what can be done?

Just like if a person is suddenly lucky and encounters a miracle, and it is confirmed that he will become a fairy in a few days, then no matter how he wants to live his ordinary life in the remaining few days, he probably won't worry about housing prices, oil prices or wages. What's up with the bonus.Although not so long ago he cared about these things terribly.

Another example is an author who is obsessed with Star Wars. He dug a hole in his head and didn’t finish filling it. Suddenly, aliens came to his door and produced various evidences to prove that he was their brother who was living outside. Now he has finally found it. So I came to pick him up, and everyone went to conquer the stars and the sea... Then this author probably won't stay on the earth and continue to fill in the pits, because it is obviously more meaningful to use these time to dominate the universe.Although he even wrote the outline.

Of course, the above is just casual talk, and it is used as an analogy to Chenchen’s basic ideas for solving problems. Although the words are convoluted, the central idea is actually very simple, that is-I won’t play with you anymore.

This kind of simple and crude problem-solving ideas is actually very common, such as a few realistic examples↓

In the middle of a chess game, I was about to lose, so I lifted the chessboard and left.

Halfway through the call, I didn't want to talk anymore, so I turned off the phone and pulled the battery.

Halfway through the fighting game, I got sleepy, went offline, and unplugged the network cable.

In the middle of writing the article, I was hungry, so I went downstairs to buy buns (.

Jinjin immediately understood what Chenchen meant. In fact, he himself had a similar thought, but there was a subtle difference. He put it aside because he couldn't solve it, and avoided thinking about it, but Chenchen thought about it early in the morning. Translucent, crisp and neat.

What a state this is...

Jinjin stared at Chenchen in admiration, almost throwing herself to the ground: "I'll go, you've done so much..." Glancing at Fang Shaoyan in the distance, he lowered his voice, "There are so many things that I can't do to others, now I have to deal with you." If people bow their heads and don't see them looking up, they won't feel embarrassed!"

Chenchen rolled her eyes, and replied solemnly: "No, I'm not short-hearted, of course I would feel that way, I'm very embarrassed."

Jinjin: "..."

Jinjin looked at him suspiciously: "Really?"

Chenchen said affirmatively: "Of course, can't you see it? In fact, every time I see him, I feel guilty as hell."

Jinjin shook her head and said, "I can't tell."

Chenchen covered her face: "I'm so guilty that I dare not eat with him anymore, but you can't tell!"

Jinjin: "..."

It's just nonsense!When eating, it is obvious that you only set up two chairs every time, and do not reserve a place for others. You always have a hippie smiling face and an attitude of no sincerity. How can you be a bit guilty!

They stay at home here. For more than half a month, Fang Shaoyan has been taking care of food, clothing, housing and transportation. Three meals a day are delivered. Although Jinjin has developed the kitchen after waking up, his body has not yet After fully recovering, Chenchen didn't let him do it by himself, and only made some small desserts and snacks occasionally in the past few days.

Jinjin used to treat Fang Shaoyan as transparent and didn't care about it, but now that he thinks about it, he can easily remember that when the servants deliver meals, there are two boxes, one big and one small, and the big one belongs to the two of them. The small one belongs to Fang Shaoyan.

Although the restaurant is big, there are only two seats, and there is no extra space, so Fang Shaoyan can only go back to his room to eat.He lives in the back room, Jinjin knows.

At first, he didn't think much of it, but once the secret of the Chinese knot was revealed, and Chenchen's confession, Jinjin suddenly felt very embarrassed.He is not as thick-skinned as Chenchen, so he can't calm down.

So the next morning, after Jinjin finished washing, she dragged a sleepy Chenchen to the dining room, seeing Fang Shaoyan delivering breakfast as usual, she felt a little guilty for Chenchen.Fang Shaoyan didn't know about his conversation with Chenchen. Of course, with his character of being seriously misunderstood and not distinguishing, even if he knew, he probably wouldn't take the initiative to say anything.Jinjin thought to herself, and couldn't help but feel a little sad for him.

Fang Shaoyan put down the lunch box, nodded slightly to them, and was about to leave.

Jinjin's brain twitched, and she suddenly said, "Wait."

Fang Shaoyan paused and turned around.

What the hell am I doing.Jinjin immediately regretted it, and met the questioning eyes of the young officer, and looked awkwardly at Chenchen, not knowing what to say.

Fang Shaoyan also turned his gaze to Chenchen.

Chenchen has already pulled out the chair and sat down on her own. She is holding her face in one hand and taking out the dishes with the other, plate after plate, slowly, her eyes are half-opened and half-closed, and she looks like she is not awake.

Jinjin: "..."

Fang Shaoyan's eyes dimmed imperceptibly, but only for a moment. If Jinjin hadn't been paying attention to him, he would definitely not have seen it.Jinjin was overwhelmed by the momentary fluctuation, but Fang Shaoyan didn't do much, he just said in a businesslike manner: "If you need anything, please feel free to ask."

Jinjin smiled awkwardly: "It's nothing, I just want to go shopping on the street later, I don't know the way here..."

Fang Shaoyan nodded and said simply: "Okay, I'll do it."

He left quickly after speaking.

Jinjin stayed for a while, sighed silently, Chenchen bit a soup bag and looked up at him, and said with a smile: "Why are you so downcast, didn't you want to ask Master Fang to have dinner together, why did you change your mind again?"

Jinjin glared at him angrily: "I'm afraid you will be embarrassed, and then you will be too guilty to move."

Chen Chen smiled and said: "You don't understand this, it's a guilty conscience, but it won't get in the way of eating. And—" He paused on purpose.

Jinjin asked: "What?"

Chenchen said slowly: "And if you let him sit down, then I can guarantee that I won't feel embarrassed, and he won't feel embarrassed either, so in the end it's only you who are embarrassed to death."

Jinjin: "..."

The two were having a hearty breakfast, and Jinjin was inexplicably depressed. Chenchen suddenly asked him, "What do you want to buy?"

Jinjin was taken aback: "?"

Chenchen reminded: "Didn't the other party talk less and want to go shopping?"

"Oh," Jinjin nodded, "Let's go together after dinner, and see if there is anything you need. You can't travel empty-handed. Maybe you need to go hiking or something. Prepare everything you need—"

"Wait!" Chenchen interrupted him, "What are you talking about, traveling?"

Jinjin nodded happily and said, "Yeah, didn't you discuss it before, anyway, you have nothing to do, just go out and play, I figured it out, if you just walk around and don't buy things randomly, the money is still enough .”

Chenchen: "..."

Chenchen didn't know what to say for a while.

The problem is not money, the problem is that there is a beast out there plotting against you!And there are quite a few brushes. You were abducted to his house without anyone noticing before. Do you think it was an accident?That cliff is not it!Chenchen looked at Jinjin worriedly, racking her brains to think how to get him to give up this idea.

But before he could figure it out, there was a sound of "Dididi", and the text message came.

Of course it wasn't Chenchen's. After the car accident that year, although he was secretly taken to the imperial capital, the death certificate had already been issued, and his communication device was canceled, which means that he was expelled from the civil affairs system. To put it simply , the current Chenchen is actually a black household ==

The civilian communicator of the Fein Empire is very useful. All of a person's legal information is inside. Without it, it is impossible to move forward.

Chenchen thought about it, and suddenly her eyes lit up.

He sighed regretfully: "Jinjin, I suddenly remembered—" He was about to say that he was a criminal and could not go out, but Jinjin had already opened the message, followed by a gasp.

Chenchen was startled: "What's wrong?"

Jinjin was a little dazed, looked at the text message tangled up, and replied: "We won the award."

"..." Chenchen asked in surprise, "What?"

Jin Jin murmured and sighed, with a complicated expression on his face: "I actually won an award...the bonus is 1 yuan per person."

"..." Chenchen hesitated, "Scam message?"

Jinjin: "..."

Jinjin couldn't help laughing: "No, it was a competition held by the company not long ago. I and... and a few colleagues participated together, but after these things happened, I never went again, but although they were not there, they were there I still added my name when I selected the works.” He shook his wrist, “The prize money has already been transferred to the card first, and the award ceremony will be held the day after tomorrow, so please don’t be late for the award-winning employees.”

Looking at the familiar and unfamiliar list in the message, he felt a little uncomfortable.

The scene of huddling with Geng Geng to look at the photos seems like yesterday, but so many things have passed in between.As if overnight, the simple travel route was completely subverted, and various high-end and atmospheric keywords popped up one after another, filling his life.

But I'm really just an ordinary earthling.Jinjin thought sadly, it's not that I want to embarrass the earth, but that the aliens are too embarrassing...

Chenchen frowned: "Are you going to accept the award?"

Jinjin shook his head: "No." He didn't want to see Han Min and the others either, it would only be embarrassing. "I am absent from work on such a large scale, according to the regulations, it has been counted as voluntary resignation. The bonus should be regarded as an early year-end bonus, just to help us go out and have fun."

Chenchen: "..."

Chenchen sighed: "But Jinjin—" he spread his hands regretfully, "I'm already a criminal, I can't swipe my card, buy a ticket, or stay in a hotel..."

Jinjin was stunned: "..."

After dinner, I went for a walk outside. Fang Shaoyan came over and said that the car was ready, and asked him when he would go.Jinjin listlessly said that she couldn't go, she was going to buy necessities for home and travel, but Chenchen couldn't go out to play, so she had to cancel.

As a result, Fang Shaoyan listened, pondered for a while, and said, wait a minute, he will report to the prince, get a military communication device for Chenchen, and go wherever he wants to go, all kinds of tourist attractions are free.

Jinjin: "..."

Jinjin choked speechlessly, the motherfucking privileged class is too shameful!

So he happily ran to tell Chenchen the good news.

Chenchen: "..."

Chenchen was stunned.The communicator was just an excuse, of course he knew that as Prince Minglan, he could solve it with just a flick of his finger, but he knew that Jinjin would never think of such crooked things, so he didn't think too much about it.However, I never expected that Fang Shaoyan, who has always been serious and rigid, would have such a witty day...

So Chenchen soon got a communication device specially approved by the military department, and Jinjin happily dragged him to the nearest shopping mall in Fang Shaoyan's car.

He himself came to Rong's house for no reason before, and brought out a bunch of things, which were almost all in order. This time, he mainly bought for Chenchen.

As soon as he left, Chenchen's expression changed.

He glanced at Fang Shaoyan expressionlessly: "What benefits did Rong Wei give you?"

Fang Shaoyan was taken aback: "What?"

Chenchen said: "I don't want Jinjin to leave the palace, who told you to meddle in your own business? You should know better than me what Rongwei is doing. If you go out to play, can you guarantee that Jinjin will not meet him?"

Fang Shaoyan was silent for a moment: "I'm sorry, I was negligent."

Chenchen bit her lips irritably, and said, "Forget it, I guess he doesn't dare to go too far." He looked at Fang Shaoyan, hesitated for a moment, and said, "Fu Chensha asked you to follow us, right? Let's go together Go out for a stroll, if you really run into one, I'll count on you."

Fang Shaoyan nodded and agreed, "Okay."

Chenchen looked at Jinjin in the queue and sighed softly: "I must bring him back to Earth safely...you don't understand, I owe him that."

It was Jinjin's turn over there, and Chenchen cheered up: "Let's go."

Walking a few steps closer, he was about to call Jinjin to hurry up, but he heard him ask the cashier girl in surprise, "What did you say?"

Chenchen was stunned, and walked quickly to the cashier counter, only to see the cashier girl bowing respectfully to Jinjin, showing her standard eight teeth, and smiling sweetly: "My lord, our account manager The system will not go wrong, your account is indeed a gold medal VIP account in our mall, and all purchased supplies are free."

Jinjin: "..."

Chenchen: "..."

Chenchen suddenly thought of a possibility, and her face turned cold instantly. Jinjin was still wondering: "Why? I haven't applied for any card yet, so why did I upgrade to a VIP? Are you sure you made a mistake?"

The cashier girl smiled and emphasized: "Our accounting system will not make mistakes."

Jinjin doubted: "But it's not like I haven't been here before. Why wasn't the shopping last time free?"

The cashier girl continued to smile: "I'm going to ask our manager about this," she bowed respectfully, "If you want to find out, please follow me—" "It's your business, he doesn't want to find out." Chen Chen He appeared suddenly, and without waiting for Jinjin to answer, he dragged him out.

Jinjin followed him a few steps, and was about to go downstairs when he inadvertently raised his head, and suddenly saw a familiar sign appearing on the advertising screen, and he was startled for a moment.

Chenchen also saw it, and snorted disdainfully.

It was a curly "Rong" character, like a butterfly spreading its wings.

He came to a sudden: "This mall—"

It turned out to be small.A beautiful and proud face flashed in Jinjin's mind, and the more he thought about it, the more awkward he became.He glanced back at the cash register, he couldn't swipe his card, and he didn't have any cash... And even if there was a little girl, he wouldn't dare to pick it up.He thought, just took the backpack from Chenchen's hand, everything was in it, and he took it out lazily, and threw the bill at the passing counter.

Clap your hands and say to Chenchen: "Let's change to another house."

Chenchen has no objection.

Of course, Fang Shaoyan had no objection. The three of them went downstairs and were about to leave when they suddenly heard someone call, "Wait!" Jinjin subconsciously turned around, only to see a middle-aged man in a suit and leather shoes running over quickly, followed by a The familiar little girl was the cashier girl just now.

With teary eyes, the girl was holding Jinjin's discarded backpack.

Chenchen blurted out, "Damn it."

Jinjin: "..."

The middle-aged man ran up to Jinjin, with the manager's name tag on his chest, bowed politely, and smiled apologetically, "My lord, you forgot to take the things you bought." He motioned for the girl to come forward.

Jinjin glanced at it and said, "I didn't buy it."

The manager continued to smile apologetically: "You swiped your card just now, so it's already settled."

Jinjin said: "I didn't even brush off a dime, so it's considered a settlement?"

The manager nodded affirmatively: "Forget it."

Jinjin snorted.

The manager heaved a sigh of relief, and the girl stepped forward again. Jinjin thought about it and said to her, "Then I don't want it anymore, I'll give it to you."

manager:"……"

girl:"……"

The girl glanced at the manager tremblingly, tears streaming down her face.

The manager seemed to be about to cry: "My lord, it's not easy to find a job in this world, please hold your hand high and don't make things difficult for us..."

Jinjin: "..."

Jin Jinjiong, said it as if the economy was in crisis, it was a slap in the face of the Duke.

Seeing that he was silent, the manager made persistent efforts: "If the young master enters our mall and leaves empty-handed, the superiors will definitely be angry. Tomorrow there will be a big change here, and a large group of people will lose their jobs and live on the streets with no one to rely on..."

"Stop, stop, stop." Hearing that his words were getting more and more outrageous, Jin Jin hurriedly interrupted, "I don't like yours, I'm going to buy from another one."

"What don't you like? Style? Color? Material? Feel? It doesn't matter, we have a whole-galaxy chain, and we can transfer any style, or on-site design, and we will do it right away!" Excellent designer..."

Jinjin coughed lightly, and the manager immediately shut up.Jinjin looked at him and said, "You didn't understand, but my point is actually the last sentence - I want to change."

The manager asked in frustration: "Which one?"

Jin Jin said: "Change—" He originally wanted to say change to someone whose surname is not Rong, but felt that it was too hypocritical to say it, so he paused for a moment and said, "Change to a family that collects money."

"Uh," the manager said in a low voice, "Young Master, actually—"

Jinjin: "What?"

The manager whispered: "As long as you are in the imperial capital, no matter which mall you go to, they will not dare to charge you."

Jinjin: "..."

Jin Jin was stunned, it's true that Rong Wei is rich, but when will he be able to buy the entire imperial capital?

The manager explained in a low voice: "You are from Linglong Garden, so you should know such a rule. After the owners of Linglong Garden get married, they will usually notify all the residents of the garden of the marriage partner's account number, and then everyone's property will respond to this. It’s free for everyone, and there’s no upper limit on consumption. Because Linglong Garden almost monopolizes the business circles of the imperial capital, and all the stores of a certain size in the city are owned by them, so—”

Jinjin: "..."

How come he doesn't know about this kind of benefit!

He gathered himself together and soberly pointed out the unscientific place: "But I don't live there anymore. And when I lived there before, I didn't buy things for free."

The manager wiped off his sweat: "This—although I don't know what went wrong, but I checked it several times. My son, your account is registered under the name of our Young Master Rong. This is absolutely true and there is no mistake, so ..."

In the end, Jinjin came out with the things that were forced to be free, threw it on the car, and sat in with a bad face: "Go."

Fang Shaoyan asked, "Where are you going?"

Jin Jin said: "Civil Affairs Bureau."

Fang Shaoyan & Chenchen: "...Civil Affairs Bureau?"

Jinjin suppressed her anger: "The place where the divorce procedures are done is called the Civil Affairs Bureau, right?"

The author has something to say: I can finally use the divorce stalk ==