[Comprehensive martial arts] Peanuts
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Ji Bingyan buried herself in Ji Bingyan's arms until she fell down laughing, Ji Bingyan was already calm, although she felt funny in her heart, she didn't show anything on her face.
This is a pain for Chu Liuxiang and Lu Xiaofeng.Although the two felt that the play would be more interesting if it continued to sing, it was difficult for Hu Tiehua to handle it.Feeling helpless for a while, Chu Liuxiang could only cover Hu Tiehua's mouth, and let Lu Xiaofeng answer.
Lu Xiaofeng already had a good-looking face, but now there are smiles in the corners of his eyes and brows, and he is even more handsome. He said: "The three of us have traveled all over the famous places in the Central Plains, and our hearts itch for a while, and we want to see the scenery of the desert. So I found the young couple to lead the way, unexpectedly encountered a sandstorm, not to mention being so embarrassed, and revealed our true identities. The relationship between the three of us does not want to be known to outsiders, and please keep it a secret."
Princess Pipa looked at Lu Xiaofeng and then at Chu Liuxiang, she was very reluctant to give up, but she couldn't say anything, so she could only bite the bullet and agree.
Seeing that they were about to enter the tent, Lu Xiaojia quickly took out the dagger from Ji Bingyan's boot and ran up to Lu Xiaofeng. Without saying anything, she shaved off Lu Xiaofeng's mustache with two strokes.Originally, Lu Xiaojia's skill was not as good as Lu Xiaofeng's, but Lu Xiaofeng didn't have any defense against Lu Xiaojia, and let him win.
Lu Xiaofeng looked at his moustache floating on the ground, and was so angry that he was about to jump when he heard Ji Bingyan say: "Since Hero Ji has been recognized by others, don't pretend, go in and have a few bowls of wine with the princess. Lanzhou's accounts are all counted down."
Lu Xiaofeng immediately retracted the jumping foot.Just kidding, Ji Bingyan, the benefactor, has too many bills in his hands, and he doesn't have the money to fight Ji Bingyan to death.The rich are the mothers, and no matter how good your martial arts are, you can't escape this truth.He gave Lu Xiaojia a resigned look, and followed Chu Liuxiang into the tent.
Lu Xiaojia was stunned by Lu Xiaofeng.
"Ma'am, what's the matter?" Ji Bingyan didn't know why.
"Ji Bingyan..." Lu Xiaojia blinked, "How old is Lu Xiaofeng?"
"27? Otherwise it's 26." Ji Bingyan said.
"Really? He looks like sixteen after shaving! He looks younger than me, and I was shocked when he stared at him with his big eyes just now. Why is he so cute!" Lu Xiaojia's eyes lit up.
"That's why he wants to grow a beard. Those women who don't have a beard treat him like a younger brother." Ji Bingyan looked at Lu Xiaojia's excited look, feeling a little sore in her heart, and added in a strange way, "Don't be happy, even if he sees Lu Xiaojia Even if he looks younger than you, he won't like you, he likes beautiful women."
"..." Lu Xiaojia choked, grinning and showing her bright white teeth, "I like women too."
"Then you still carry a small box with you..." Ji Bingyan raised her eyebrows.
"..." Lu Xiaojia was completely defeated.
38 desert (eight)
Princess Pipa brought Lu Xiaofeng, Chu Liuxiang and Hu Tiehua into the tent to talk, leaving Lu Xiaojia and Ji Bingyan outside the tent with nothing to do.Although Lu Xiaojia was not interested in what happened inside the tent at all, it was very annoying that there was no wine or meat to eat.He stared at the tent full of resentment, his scorching gaze was about to burn a hole in the tent.
Fortunately, I don't know which one of the three people has a little conscience, and applied for a tent from Princess Pipa, so he and Ji Bingyan have a place to stay.
It was getting late, and the afterglow of the setting sun fell on the two ponds, one big and one small, and the sparkling waves were a bit dazzling.Lu Xiaojia sat on the stool, drooling at the pond.God knows how much he wants to throw himself on the bed and sleep in the dark, but he is so dirty that he dare not touch the bed at all.
"Ji Bingyan, I want to take a bath." Lu Xiaojia said bitterly.
"You want to wash in that pond?" Ji Bingyan followed Lu Xiaojia's line of sight.
"Well, let's go together!" Lu Xiaojia's eyes lit up, and she looked at Ji Bingyan flatteringly.Although he invited Ji Bingyan to take a bath together out of the idea of doing bad things together to help others, Ji Bingyan doesn't think so.
"Mandarin duck bath? It turns out that Madam likes this kind of tune." Ji Bingyan's lips slightly raised, "It's just that now I'm going to be seen by people, and it's easy to catch a cold and have a fever when it's cold at night. Madam, bear it first, and we'll go home again." Let's play. We have a big natural hot spring outside Lanzhou City, Madam will definitely like it."
"But I want to take a shower now!" Lu Xiaojia became even more resentful after being molested, she picked up the cup on the table and drank it, regardless of whether it contained water or wine.
"Then I'll ask those warriors outside to boil a bucket of hot water for you." Ji Bingyan said and went outside the tent.
Lu Xiaojia looked at Ji Bingyan's back, put down her cup and held her chin to think about the problem.Recently, he is not like himself, he is more and more clinging to Ji Bingyan, and wants Ji Bingyan to help solve any troubles, just like a girl in love.
Lu Xiaojia was taken aback by this thought, and then became vigilant.He is also a man, how can he imitate those little girls?Although he has figured out that he wants to be with Ji Bingyan, he can only lie down because of physical reasons, but he can't rely on Ji Bingyan's mind for everything, even if it's just a subconscious dependence.
Just as he was introspecting, he felt the coldness on the back of his neck, subconsciously dodged, and the black scabbard was revealed in front of his eyes.
He looked at the sword that was close at hand, and at the person holding the sword, before he could speak, he heard the person ask: "Are you Lu Xiaojia?"
Lu Xiaojia nodded.Although the visitor was not kind, he was not so cowardly that he dared not even admit his own name.
"Draw your sword." The man said again.
"..." What's the matter with your tone that resembles a certain sword god?Another fan of Ximen Chuuxue?But don't say that his sword was never returned after it was taken away by Ding Lingzhong. Even if his sword is still on his body, it is still a sword without a scabbard. How to pull it out?
"I don't have a sword." Lu Xiaojia's face darkened, and she began to pretend to be serious.
"Then die." The man didn't say a word, and the words fell out of the sword, and the sword light shook the sky like a rainbow, piercing the dim candlelight in the tent.
Lu Xiaojia's pupils shrank suddenly, trying to find out the direction of the sword, but he was just a pseudo-killer Lu Xiaojia who came through time. In actual combat, especially when encountering this kind of opponent who is fast and fast, the end is undoubtedly a dead end.At that speed, he didn't even have a chance to throw a peanut.
Lu Xiaojia still hid, although he knew that this kind of blind dodging was meaningless, but he didn't want to die yet.He ducked back, and the nostalgia for this world flooded him like a tide.
Most of the reluctance is because of one person, one love.
If I had known it earlier, I would have had sex with that bastard earlier, so it would not be good at all, and I would not have to be laughed at by Lord Hades and the brat after going down to the underworld.Lu Xiaojia sighed secretly, feeling the cold tip of the sword tremble slightly, and followed him like a shadow.When a master wields the sword, even after the sword has been shot, there are still many changes, but the range of the changes is too small for ordinary people to see with the naked eye.
Lu Xiaojia had already felt the coldness of the sword point touching her throat, and suddenly there was a "crack" in her ear, something suppressed the sword point.
Lu Xiaojia took a closer look, and saw a sharp judge's pen jammed into his throat an inch before he pressed the tip of the sword with the body of the pen.At such a critical moment, if the judge's pen does not have time to cross between Lu Xiaojia's throat and the tip of the sword, or if the pen is not strong enough to allow the tip of the sword to slip down and penetrate Lu Xiaojia's collarbone, it will be a dead end.
Lu Xiaojia didn't recognize the pen, but she recognized the hand holding the pen and the sleeve above it.He looked sideways, and Ji Bingyan's handsome profile appeared in his sight.
Ji Bingyan and the assassin's eyes were glued together, and Lu Xiaojia didn't give any extra eyes to Lu Xiaojia. Lu Xiaojia stepped aside obediently, so as not to affect the fight between the two.
It turned out to be a drag... Lu Xiaojia felt depressed, and secretly made up her mind to practice kung fu again.
The idea is unrealistic.Although Mr. System wanted to say that, he closed his mouth after thinking about it.There is no rush to hit this baby.
Ji Bingyan's judge's pen didn't put speed first, but when he met the black-clothed swordsman, he had to increase his speed. For a while, the rhythm of the battle between the two was extremely tight, and his eyes were full of sword light and pen shadows.
The black-clothed swordsman moved his sword like the wind, and the sword hit his throat.He uses force skillfully, even if the tip of the sword touches the judge's pen, the edge of the sword will not be damaged, and the sword move will change with a slight flick of the wrist, which is completely different from the ordinary people's practice method of driving the sword with arm strength.
Ji Bingyan's pens are like dragons and snakes, and a pair of judge pens are opened and closed, pointing directly at the important points of the man in black.The masters of all Taoism fight each other, and the weapons are one inch long and one inch stronger.Ji Bingyan's judge pen is several inches shorter than the black-clothed swordsman's sword, but its momentum is not inferior to others. How can there be any trace of the inconvenience of being in a wheelchair in the past?
Lu Xiaojia always thought that with Ji Bingyan's temperament, she would definitely use a sharp weapon that would see blood when she unsheathed it, but she never expected it to be a judge's pen.When the judge pen pokes someone's body, unless the poke is hard enough to leave a blood hole, otherwise the point of the pen can only make acupoints, and it is very difficult to kill people.If such a weapon is used in a fight between masters, it will be a great disadvantage.
Lu Xiaojia thought that he still didn't know Ji Bingyan well enough. He thought that Ji Bingyan was a typical example of being ruthless to himself and also to others. This must be wrong.A ruthless person would never use this heavy and sharp judge pen as a weapon.
Everyone thinks that Dao Ji Bingyan values profits and is ruthless, but in my opinion, it is rare to distinguish between good and evil.Lu Xiaojia's heart moved slightly, her eyes fell on Ji Bingyan, and she couldn't move her eyes away.He likes Ji Bingyan, because Ji Bingyan also likes him and gives him warmth and love; because Ji Bingyan knows how to advance and retreat, is principled, and humorous.It has to be said that Lu Xiaojia was extremely satisfied when Ji Bingyan was stingy with others and treated him solemnly, but was gentle and caring to him, and made fun of him. However, he didn't really understand Ji Bingyan.Today, Lu Xiaojia knocked on the real door to Ji Bingyan.
Chu Liuxiang didn't kill people, he was merciful everywhere, he said he was merciful, but he was suspected of being a good person, maybe his love hurts people even more.
Ji Bingyan seems to be completely ruthless in killing people. No one knows that his kindness is hidden behind those shrewd and sharp eyes, preventing others from seeing.
Lu Xiaojia touched her heart, feeling that she was very tragic, and fell so quickly.It's just that he has a better understanding of Ji Bingyan, and the agitation in his heart will break his sanity.
Ji Bingyan doesn't have Lu Xiaojia's leisurely mood to speculate on people's hearts at all. He and the black-clothed swordsman are fighting each other with a high degree of concentration.After dismantling the tables and chairs, the two still felt that the space was too small to enjoy themselves, so they simply opened the tent and went all the way outside.When a group of gold-armored warriors heard the noise and rushed in, only the overturned tables, chairs and benches remained in the tent, Lu Xiaojia had already left with the pair of fighting people, and was nowhere to be seen.
But it is said that Ji Bingyan and the black-clothed swordsman split their moves, one drew a circular arc with his sword, and lifted into the sky like a horse at night, piercing the darkness;Where the two of them passed was like a hurricane passing through, a mess.
Lu Xiaojia followed not far or near, and suddenly saw Ji Bingyan's movement. Although the two of them fought as before, there was no stagnation at all, and it was impossible to see whether Ji Bingyan was injured at night, but there were spots of red marks on the ground. But it can't fool anyone.He was worrying about himself, but the two who were fighting suddenly separated.
The two seemed to have a tacit understanding, each picked up a piece of cactus on the ground and sucked it, as if it was an intermission, and then they would fight again.Lu Xiaojia went up to bandage Ji Bingyan, but Ji Bingyan didn't object.
"Central Plains is a little red." Ji Bingyan slowly spit out five words.
The black-clothed swordsman paused, and his eyes suddenly met Ji Bingyan.Those eyes were cold and sharp, like arrow clusters, meeting Ji Bingyan's calm and sharp gaze like a hawk of prey, it was a silent fight.
"Central Plains is a little red?" Lu Xiaojia was surprised, "Isn't he Chu Liuxiang's friend? Why did he come to kill me?"
"Because he didn't know that you were Chu Liuxiang's friend." Ji Bingyan raised her hand and hit Lu Xiaojia with a brain collapse, and said with a serious face, "You are also a killer, and he is also a killer, but look at you, you little idiot, you were beaten so badly." Looking for teeth all over the place."
"Hehe." Lu Xiaojia smiled noblely and coldly, and poked Ji Bingyan's wound, "Do you think you have the capital to teach me a lesson?"
"Ma'am...it hurts..." Ji Bingyan saw that Lu Xiaojia was unhappy, and immediately changed her face of resentment towards her husband. The resentful expression of covering the wound made Zhongyuan blush and couldn't bear to look directly at it. Lu Xiaojia made a gesture to poke Ji Bingyan again, Ji Bingyan He hurriedly put his expression back together and replied seriously, "Zhongyuan Dianhong, although I don't know you, I know that you are Chu Liuxiang's friend. Since you are Chu Liuxiang's friend, you shouldn't make things difficult for Lu Xiaojia."
39 desert (nine)
Zhongyuan Yidianhong didn't answer, but just stared at Ji Bingyan, as if waiting for his explanation.
Ji Bingyan knew Zhongyuan Dianhong because he had a fight with Zhongyuan Dianhong in his previous life. At that time, they didn't know each other.Later, when he used a move to seal the door with a cross, Zhongyuan Dianhong saw the flaw and took the initiative. He thought he would die, but Zhongyuan Dianhong took the wrong lead and left his body behind in order to cut off the scorpion that crawled behind him. life.Not everyone can treat their opponents kindly.Zhongyuan Yidianhong is a respectable friend.It was like that in the last life, and it will not change in this life.
So Ji Bingyan gave Zhongyuan Yidianhong a more detailed explanation for the first time.
"My name is Ji Bingyan. I am not well-known, but I have been with Chu Liuxiang in the early years, and you have probably heard of it. Lu Xiaojia is his wife, so naturally he is also Chu Liuxiang's friend. Although I don't know why you met Lu Xiaojia when we met. Jia Jia’s troubles, but I can guess that it is because of Chu Liuxiang, after all, in this world, there are not many people who can work for the famous Central Plains Dianhong.”
"The geese and butterflies have wings, and the fragrance of flowers fills the world. I must have heard of it." Zhongyuan Dianhong pondered for a while, and said, "I came to Central Plains for Chu Liuxiang. Someone told me that Lu Xiaojia and his gang of killers picked him up." Shanzi wants to harm Chu Liuxiang. Chu Liuxiang is like a fish in the shoal in the desert, and it is difficult to use it at first, but it will be difficult if he encounters backstabbing schemes, so I am here."
"Can you really say these words in front of me?" Lu Xiaojia tied up Ji Bingyan's wound again, and said, "What if I really want to harm Chu Liuxiang?"
"Him, hand it over. You... harmless." He in Zhong Yuan's red mouth was referring to Ji Bingyan, and this you... Lu Xiaojia was so angry that he was hurt internally. okay?What's the matter with this kind of disgust that you can't get into my uncle's eyes at all?
"Since that's the case, can I ask who told you? Is it the black pearl?" Ji Bingyan hurriedly intervened to prevent Lu Xiaojia from becoming overwhelmed and angry. He took the black pearl away from Su Rongrong and the other three daughters. Chu Liuxiang came to rescue him worried Briefly described it again.
"I don't know the name of that person." Zhongyuan Yidianhong thought about it carefully after hearing it, but didn't think of any information about that person.That person seemed to be very good at disguising and disguising, his whole body had no characteristics at all, whether it was clothing or appearance, they were so ordinary that they couldn't be more ordinary, and he couldn't be found out after sneaking into the crowd.
Ji Bingyan had no choice but to give up, and asked how Zhongyuan Dianhong found Lu Xiaojia's tent.
"Although that person didn't tell me my real identity, he set up someone to meet me in the desert. Those people inquired about Lu Xiaojia and told me." Zhongyuan Dianhong said.
"Then who is the person who meets you?" Lu Xiaojia asked.
"Those people are all gathered in a shop not far from here, and the leader is called 'Half Tianfeng'." Zhongyuan Yidianhong threw away the fragment of cactus in her hand, patted her pants and stood up.
Ji Bingyan also stood up: "If it's Bantianfeng, I'll go to the meeting for a while. I was young and weak before, and I was taken care of by Bantianfeng. Today, I should repay the repayment. Brother Hong, the competition between you and me is over. How about starting over after finishing the chores here?"
He was thinking of the life he owed Zhongyuan Yidianhong in his last life, and he was much more polite and courteous when talking to Zhongyuan Yidianhong.Lu Xiaojia didn't know this, and was a little uncomfortable with Ji Bingyan's abnormal gentleness.
Zhongyuan Dianhong looked at the injury on Ji Bingyan's shoulder, and said, "Yes."
"Yes, yes, can you say hello and call again?" Chu Liuxiang poked his head out from behind the sand dunes, "It was very hard for me to chase here all the way, I thought it was some enemy who came to fight with Lao Ji It turned out to be a rebellion in the nest. As a result, I didn't drink enough wine, I didn't have enough food, and I couldn't even settle a deal with Hu Tiehua's daughter-in-law."
"Hu Tiehua's daughter-in-law?" Lu Xiaojia wondered.
"Hmm..." Chu Liuxiang rubbed her nose, and was about to answer when Hu Tiehua covered her mouth.
"Don't listen to the old bug's nonsense, there's no such thing." Hu Tiehua argued, "I never wanted to marry Princess Pipa."
Lu Xiaojia: "..."
Ji Bingyan: "..."
A little red in the Central Plains: "..."
"Then what old Hu finally wanted to settle down, so don't embarrass him anymore." Lu Xiaofeng hurried out to smooth things over.
It's not that he and Chu Liuxiang are helping Hu Tiehua, it's that Hu Tiehua is more capable than the two of them.The two of them are flowers, but even if they are merciful everywhere, they don't leave a Gao Yanan. Hu Tiehua is not a flower, he is not a flower. .The little woman in the tavern ignored him, he felt that she was interesting; Gao Yanan stopped chasing him, instead he chased her back in a mean way.Now that Princess Pipa is more charming than Hua, and there are many martial arts people vying to be the guest of honor, Hu Tiehua's aggressive temper has risen, and he will accept the princess' invitation to be a son-in-law.Don't say that Lu Xiaofeng and Chu Liuxiang are good friends of Hu Tiehua, there is absolutely no reason to disturb the marriage, just say that Hu Tiehua is so uncertain, he should get married as soon as possible, so that Gao Yanan can end this bad relationship.
Lu Xiaojia did not want to express any opinion on this matter.He himself has zero experience in love, so it is his luck to find Ji Bingyan who knows the cold and the hot.There are so many love triangles in the world where you love me and I love him, how can he control it?What he said to Hu Tiehua earlier was because he really wanted to match him and Gao Yanan, and he didn't want Gao Yanan's infatuation to go to waste, but now it seems that it is really destined by fate and cannot be forced.
Ji Bingyan said to Hu Tiehua: "Why do you come here when you are married? One, two or three of you think that I am inferior to others, so you all come to pick up my corpse?"
Hu Tiehua stared: "Who is going to pick up the corpse for you? We care about you and you still don't agree? You don't even think about the dead rooster. You have been raising it all day in Lanzhou with high beds, soft pillows and fine clothes. We have been crippled for three years, how can we rest assured? Seeing the chaos in the tent, my heart is about to jump out of my throat."
"I'm pretending to be crippled, but I'm not really crippled. Instead of worrying about me, you should think about how to please the bride on the wedding night." Ji Bingyan knew that Hu Tiehua had a straight temper, so she hurried over because she was really worried about him , but he just loves to choke on Hu Tiehua, and he feels refreshed seeing Hu Tiehua blushing and trying to jump.
Sure enough, Hu Tiehua blushed and stopped talking, and put down the hand covering Chu Liuxiang's mouth to ravage the cactus next to her.
Chu Liuxiang rubbed her mouth that was red from being pressed, and said: "Old Ji, Lu Xiaojia can't bear it if you go on like this, your mouth is too poisonous, you will get angry."
"He doesn't dislike me even if I'm crippled, but would he dislike my bad mouth?" Ji Bingyan shrugged proudly, tilted her head and kissed Lu Xiaojia's side cheek.
"You guys..." Lu Xiaojia rubbed her forehead, and started training from Ji Bingyan, "Aren't you going to Ban Tianfeng's old lair? Is it okay to bully Hu Tiehua, that clumsy mouth? You, old bug, don't Sow up the relationship between me and Ji Bingyan if you have nothing to do, be careful that I will blacklist you and tell the girls you like that you are born with stinky feet. And you, Lu Xiaoji and Hu Tiehua are getting married and you still take him with you What are you sneaking out for? Hurry up and take it back to Princess Pipa, don’t ask us for the bride price, that princess and I won’t be right for a while, and I get angry when I think of the way she looked at me. Finally..."
He drew a semicircle with his finger and pointed at Zhongyuan Dianhong: "Brother Hong, can you please lead the way? As long as the four of them meet together, they will be as noisy as two thousand ducks. When they calm down by themselves, the day lily will be cold."
With a red face, Zhong Yuan glanced around Ji Bingyan, Chu Liuxiang, Lu Xiaofeng and Hu Tiehua strangely, then turned and left.
According to Chu Liuxiang later, he once met Zhongyuan Dianhong by chance, and asked him why he was finally moved by the unattractive and stubborn Qu Wurong, Zhongyuan Dianhong replied: Be quiet.It can be seen how profoundly Lu Xiaojia's remarks have had a profound impact on Zhongyuan Dianhong's mate selection criteria.
Zhongyuan Yidianhong said that the stronghold of Bantianfeng is not far from them, but in fact, not far is relative.It took several people hurried to catch up and it took an hour and a half to see the shop banners displayed in the small shop.
Several people took a breath, Zhongyuan Yidianhong seldom took the initiative to speak, and the target was still Lu Xiaojia: "You, you have good qinggong."
"..." Out of several people, he is the one who is breathing the most, okay?Is this still called light work?Damn, how useless I am in your eyes?They are all killers, do you want to despise me so much?Be careful, I hired a group of assassins to hunt you down, I am the man of the richest businessman in Lanzhou!Lu Xiaojia roared silently.
But enough complaints to calm down, Lu Xiaojia knew that she couldn't do it for a long time.The reason why martial arts people allow male wives is because their male partners are strong enough to accompany them everywhere, and they can trust their backs without any scruples when encountering any crisis. The child is so delicate and can't help beating, is there any meaning to this husband and wife?Ji Bingyan and the others will only become stronger and stronger, but he can only rely on Lu Xiaojia's shadow and don't understand the method of inner strength cultivation and the secret of swordsmanship cultivation, so he can only become weaker and weaker.Would Ji Bingyan still like him at that time?Even if Ji Bingyan is determined, he cannot allow himself to cling to Ji Bingyan like a rice bug.He is a man, he must be able to play.
But how do you practice martial arts... For someone like Ji Bingyan who knows his details, if he asks for help, won't he just let it go?When Ji Bingyan asked, you can't even memorize inner strength, how did you get your inner strength, how should he answer?
Lu Xiaojia felt that she was really annoying recently!
40 desert (ten)
Bantianfeng's inn is very conspicuous, because there are houses in such a place in a radius of tens of miles.His house was built against the jagged rocks, so it was not afraid of wind and rain and was very strong.
Lu Xiaojia and the others walked into the inn, and saw several big men pushing Pai Gow around the table opposite the door, and a little old man sitting at the counter was dozing off.
Lu Xiaojia stepped forward and knocked on the counter with her knuckles.
The little old man shook a bit, spit out a snot bubble, and continued to sleep.
So Lu Xiaojia took the chopstick holder on the counter and poured her internal energy into the chopsticks. Before she could throw it out, the little old man woke up yawning.
"What's your job, guest officer?" The little old man had pair of triangular eyes, and he didn't seem to use his eyes when looking at people.
"All the guests are here, won't Xiao Er serve a pot of tea?" Lu Xiaojia pointed to the table where Ji Bingyan and the others were seated, "You have to ask the guests to remind you of such a trivial matter. Do you want to open this shop, or Don't want to open it?"
"Yo, guest officer." The little old man put on a sarcastic smile, "This store was opened by the boss for a long time. Whether to open or not, the boss has the final say. You are playing tricks here... Do you want your little arms and legs?"
Lu Xiaojia smiled and threw the chopsticks over.It's okay for Zhongyuan Dianhong to make fun of him, even this little old man came to join in?He, Lu Xiaojia, is not a soft persimmon who can be squeezed by others.
The chopsticks brushed the little old man's side face with strong wind and nailed them to the wall. The little old man's expression suddenly changed, and the sound of Lu Xiaojia pushing the Pai Gow behind him disappeared immediately.
A big man threw the cards in his hand and punched Lu Xiaojia in the back.Lu Xiaojia didn't turn her head back, moved her body slightly and let the big man's fist pass by, then pulled the big man's arm hard with her arms and threw a strong man with a weight of two hundred catties on the ground. on the counter.The wooden counter suddenly fell apart, and the little old man got out from behind the counter with his head in his arms.
The big man was thrown to the corners of his mouth to bleed, and he stared at Lu Xiaojia with tearing eyes, as if he couldn't believe that Lu Xiaojia threw him over.
Lu Xiaojia clapped her hands, sat back at Ji Bingyan's table, knocked on the table with her knuckles, and made a mischievous smile: "Little old man, how about some tea?"
"Tsk tsk, it's really violent. Old Ji, you are in danger of being domestically abused." Seeing the little old man go to make tea with a pale face, Hu Tiehua said, sucking his teeth.
"At least someone is willing to domestically abuse me, what about you? Crazy flower, don't blame me for pouring cold water, the princess and beauty are not yours if you don't get married, don't act like the best wife of my family. My baby can enter the counting room and the kitchen , can beat hooligans, and can also warm the bed, I don’t know how many times more beautiful than your uneaten swan meat.”
"Dead rooster..." Hu Tiehua swallowed dully, "I'm glad you're no longer taciturn."
"Haha, flower lunatic, you're wrong. Next time you strike up a conversation with Old Ji, he will still be taciturn, unless you laugh at Lu Xiaojia again." Lu Xiaofeng pointed out the truth unceremoniously.
Whether you laugh at Lu Xiaojia or not, it doesn't matter if Lu Xiaojia is a little red, he just hopes that his ears can get a little clean, so when the little old man brought the tea, he was the first to take it.
"Do you want to drink this tea too?" Zhongyuan Yidianhong casually lifted the lid, the water in the pot was tinged with blue and steaming hot, but there were senna leaves lying on the bottom of the pot.He shook the pot and threw the pot at the little old man, the boiling water in the pot splashed out like a bullet, although the little old man tried his best to avoid it, most of it still spilled on his hands and arms, causing a large area of scorching blisters.
"I didn't know that a person who couldn't drink tea came to the store, brother, please drink a pot!" Before the little old man's screams could be heard, a big knife was thrown in with that bell-like sound.The little old man seemed frightened by the knife, swallowed the cry that came to his lips, and retreated tremblingly.
With the sound of the wind, the big knife slashed at Zhongyuan Yidianhong's head. Zhongyuan Yidianhong didn't dodge or dodge. He just raised his hand and used the thin and narrow scabbard to separate the blade. He went out, turned over a few flowers and chopped them on the table where the big men pushed Pai Gow.
"Good boy, you have a little kung fu, you are qualified to be my opponent for a long time!" A man like a steel tower came in talking.He was tall and strong, nearly nine feet in length, with a dark complexion.
"It turned out that Ban Tianfeng grew up like this, but I didn't see that he was as elegant and agile as Feng. In fact, he is called 'Ban Tian Tower', right?" Lu Xiaojia sat at the table peeling peanuts, blowing his hands While talking about the peanut crumbs on the table, he only looked at the wind from the corner of his eye for a long time.
For a long time, Feng took a careful look at Lu Xiaojia, and then pulled his beard and said, "Where did you come to find trouble with grandpa before your hair grows? Look at you, you have a thin skin and white flesh. Isn't it that few people love you?" Come to find grandpa to love you? You can just wait, grandpa will not let you feel so good that the egg yolk will be squeezed out, grandpa will..."
Before he could finish speaking, he was smacked all over his face by a peanut.The peanut was ground into his lips, gouging off both of their front teeth, and grinding his lips until they were bloodstained and swollen like sausages.But he didn't realize what he was saying, so Gulu swallowed his two front teeth, which vividly explained what knocking out teeth and swallowing blood meant.
"What did you just say? I didn't hear clearly." Lu Xiaojia blushed with anger, and the peanuts in her hand were crushed.
"He didn't say anything." Ji Bingyan's complexion was uglier than Lu Xiaojia's, and she walked lightly to Ban Tianfeng's heart, tapped the Ya and Ruanma points with her toes, and then patted Ban Tianfeng's □He stomped and crushed vigorously, and immediately tapped Ban Tianfeng's Xiaoyao acupoint. The set of movements was as smooth as flowing clouds and flowing water. When he sat back in his seat, Ban Tianfeng's face was distorted to the extreme.Thinking about it, it must be very uncomfortable for me to be dying of wind pain for a long time, but I want to laugh again.
Ji Bingyan looked at Ban Tianfeng, still feeling puzzled, took out a dagger from his boots and was about to cut off Ban Tianfeng's tongue, when the little old man shivered and shouted "Stop".All the four walls of the store were opened with small windows measuring one foot square. The cold light flickered in the windows, and sharp arrows could be faintly seen.
"Friends, we don't know where you come from, but please take it as soon as you see it. We don't violate the river water. If... if not, don't blame us for being rude." The little old man said tremblingly, Not only is there no momentum at all, but it also looks very ridiculous.
"Oh, then please be polite." Ji Bingyan sneered, raised the corner of her lips, and directly inserted the dagger into Ban Tianfeng's heart, nailing Ban Tianfeng to the ground.
"You..." The little old man was shocked, and the archers waiting in the small windows on the four walls immediately released their arrows, and the arrows rained down on Ji Bingyan and the others one after another.
Ji Bingyan and the others sat still, only Lu Xiaofeng leaped, swung the red cloak around, and moved seventy or eighty arrows aside in two or three strokes, and took more than ten arrows in his hand.
"I said I won't take you to bully me like this. Let me do things like blocking hidden weapons. What if I miss my hand and be killed by someone at once." Lu Xiaofeng snapped off all the dozen arrows, Throw it back to the small window on the four walls.
"I didn't know someone could break a consonant finger." Chu Liuxiang said.
"There is someone..." Lu Xiaofeng pursed his lips in grievance, "Isn't Lao Ji his wife?"
Embarrassment... So everyone thought of the oolong peanut in unison.
Lu Xiaojia recalled the past when she broke Ji Bingyan's phalanx indiscriminately. She felt guilty and forgot why she was angry just now. She looked at Ji Bingyan obsequiously and said, "Then... that's a blind cat meeting a dead mouse, actually. My peanuts are so brittle that they crumble when you pinch them, look."
He pointed to the crushed peanuts on the table that he had previously crushed.
Everyone looked at the ground peanuts on the table, and at the same time, they thought of the peanut that broke the front teeth for a long time...
"Ahem, don't worry about peanuts, why did this arrow stop after one round, are you still going to let it go?" Lu Xiaofeng, as a little expert at enlivening the atmosphere, changed the topic wittily.
Who threw the arrows back through the window?It's strange that there are still living people shooting arrows.
So this active atmosphere failed.
"Hehehe, my family just made up for those undead archers, so this rain of arrows can't be released. Will Lu Daxia not blame my family?" A girl in red poked her head out of a small window.Her voice is crisp and charming, but her appearance is ordinary.
"It's not strange, but I don't know why the girl helped us?" Lu Xiaofeng said.
"My master saw that the young masters were dignified, so he cherished his talents and asked me to take some of them home to meet him. Originally, the slave family saw that there were many evil slaves here, so they wanted to clean up for you. The skills are superb, if I do this, I will be suspected of overreaching, so I waited for you to have fun before I came out to meet you. I don’t have much to say, please go with the slave.” The girl said that she had been young since she was a child It flipped out of the window, and fell lightly to the ground, which was actually a good practice.
"Who is the girl's master?" Chu Liuxiang rubbed her nose and asked.
"Shi, Guan, Yin." The red-clothed girl parted her vermilion lips lightly, and said each word with a pause.
"Shi Guanyin?" Chu Liuxiang repeated, as if wondering why he was favored by Shi Guanyin.
"Exactly." The red-clothed girl nodded, "My master hates those who pretend to be noble and don't eat or drink fine wine when toasting. I think the young masters know how to advance and retreat, and they won't be as ignorant as some people. Don't have to taste the pain."
"I'm so happy that you're invited by a beautiful woman. How can you shirk it? Shi Guanyin is truly stunning. She is the most beautiful person in heaven and earth. I'm so happy."
This is a pain for Chu Liuxiang and Lu Xiaofeng.Although the two felt that the play would be more interesting if it continued to sing, it was difficult for Hu Tiehua to handle it.Feeling helpless for a while, Chu Liuxiang could only cover Hu Tiehua's mouth, and let Lu Xiaofeng answer.
Lu Xiaofeng already had a good-looking face, but now there are smiles in the corners of his eyes and brows, and he is even more handsome. He said: "The three of us have traveled all over the famous places in the Central Plains, and our hearts itch for a while, and we want to see the scenery of the desert. So I found the young couple to lead the way, unexpectedly encountered a sandstorm, not to mention being so embarrassed, and revealed our true identities. The relationship between the three of us does not want to be known to outsiders, and please keep it a secret."
Princess Pipa looked at Lu Xiaofeng and then at Chu Liuxiang, she was very reluctant to give up, but she couldn't say anything, so she could only bite the bullet and agree.
Seeing that they were about to enter the tent, Lu Xiaojia quickly took out the dagger from Ji Bingyan's boot and ran up to Lu Xiaofeng. Without saying anything, she shaved off Lu Xiaofeng's mustache with two strokes.Originally, Lu Xiaojia's skill was not as good as Lu Xiaofeng's, but Lu Xiaofeng didn't have any defense against Lu Xiaojia, and let him win.
Lu Xiaofeng looked at his moustache floating on the ground, and was so angry that he was about to jump when he heard Ji Bingyan say: "Since Hero Ji has been recognized by others, don't pretend, go in and have a few bowls of wine with the princess. Lanzhou's accounts are all counted down."
Lu Xiaofeng immediately retracted the jumping foot.Just kidding, Ji Bingyan, the benefactor, has too many bills in his hands, and he doesn't have the money to fight Ji Bingyan to death.The rich are the mothers, and no matter how good your martial arts are, you can't escape this truth.He gave Lu Xiaojia a resigned look, and followed Chu Liuxiang into the tent.
Lu Xiaojia was stunned by Lu Xiaofeng.
"Ma'am, what's the matter?" Ji Bingyan didn't know why.
"Ji Bingyan..." Lu Xiaojia blinked, "How old is Lu Xiaofeng?"
"27? Otherwise it's 26." Ji Bingyan said.
"Really? He looks like sixteen after shaving! He looks younger than me, and I was shocked when he stared at him with his big eyes just now. Why is he so cute!" Lu Xiaojia's eyes lit up.
"That's why he wants to grow a beard. Those women who don't have a beard treat him like a younger brother." Ji Bingyan looked at Lu Xiaojia's excited look, feeling a little sore in her heart, and added in a strange way, "Don't be happy, even if he sees Lu Xiaojia Even if he looks younger than you, he won't like you, he likes beautiful women."
"..." Lu Xiaojia choked, grinning and showing her bright white teeth, "I like women too."
"Then you still carry a small box with you..." Ji Bingyan raised her eyebrows.
"..." Lu Xiaojia was completely defeated.
38 desert (eight)
Princess Pipa brought Lu Xiaofeng, Chu Liuxiang and Hu Tiehua into the tent to talk, leaving Lu Xiaojia and Ji Bingyan outside the tent with nothing to do.Although Lu Xiaojia was not interested in what happened inside the tent at all, it was very annoying that there was no wine or meat to eat.He stared at the tent full of resentment, his scorching gaze was about to burn a hole in the tent.
Fortunately, I don't know which one of the three people has a little conscience, and applied for a tent from Princess Pipa, so he and Ji Bingyan have a place to stay.
It was getting late, and the afterglow of the setting sun fell on the two ponds, one big and one small, and the sparkling waves were a bit dazzling.Lu Xiaojia sat on the stool, drooling at the pond.God knows how much he wants to throw himself on the bed and sleep in the dark, but he is so dirty that he dare not touch the bed at all.
"Ji Bingyan, I want to take a bath." Lu Xiaojia said bitterly.
"You want to wash in that pond?" Ji Bingyan followed Lu Xiaojia's line of sight.
"Well, let's go together!" Lu Xiaojia's eyes lit up, and she looked at Ji Bingyan flatteringly.Although he invited Ji Bingyan to take a bath together out of the idea of doing bad things together to help others, Ji Bingyan doesn't think so.
"Mandarin duck bath? It turns out that Madam likes this kind of tune." Ji Bingyan's lips slightly raised, "It's just that now I'm going to be seen by people, and it's easy to catch a cold and have a fever when it's cold at night. Madam, bear it first, and we'll go home again." Let's play. We have a big natural hot spring outside Lanzhou City, Madam will definitely like it."
"But I want to take a shower now!" Lu Xiaojia became even more resentful after being molested, she picked up the cup on the table and drank it, regardless of whether it contained water or wine.
"Then I'll ask those warriors outside to boil a bucket of hot water for you." Ji Bingyan said and went outside the tent.
Lu Xiaojia looked at Ji Bingyan's back, put down her cup and held her chin to think about the problem.Recently, he is not like himself, he is more and more clinging to Ji Bingyan, and wants Ji Bingyan to help solve any troubles, just like a girl in love.
Lu Xiaojia was taken aback by this thought, and then became vigilant.He is also a man, how can he imitate those little girls?Although he has figured out that he wants to be with Ji Bingyan, he can only lie down because of physical reasons, but he can't rely on Ji Bingyan's mind for everything, even if it's just a subconscious dependence.
Just as he was introspecting, he felt the coldness on the back of his neck, subconsciously dodged, and the black scabbard was revealed in front of his eyes.
He looked at the sword that was close at hand, and at the person holding the sword, before he could speak, he heard the person ask: "Are you Lu Xiaojia?"
Lu Xiaojia nodded.Although the visitor was not kind, he was not so cowardly that he dared not even admit his own name.
"Draw your sword." The man said again.
"..." What's the matter with your tone that resembles a certain sword god?Another fan of Ximen Chuuxue?But don't say that his sword was never returned after it was taken away by Ding Lingzhong. Even if his sword is still on his body, it is still a sword without a scabbard. How to pull it out?
"I don't have a sword." Lu Xiaojia's face darkened, and she began to pretend to be serious.
"Then die." The man didn't say a word, and the words fell out of the sword, and the sword light shook the sky like a rainbow, piercing the dim candlelight in the tent.
Lu Xiaojia's pupils shrank suddenly, trying to find out the direction of the sword, but he was just a pseudo-killer Lu Xiaojia who came through time. In actual combat, especially when encountering this kind of opponent who is fast and fast, the end is undoubtedly a dead end.At that speed, he didn't even have a chance to throw a peanut.
Lu Xiaojia still hid, although he knew that this kind of blind dodging was meaningless, but he didn't want to die yet.He ducked back, and the nostalgia for this world flooded him like a tide.
Most of the reluctance is because of one person, one love.
If I had known it earlier, I would have had sex with that bastard earlier, so it would not be good at all, and I would not have to be laughed at by Lord Hades and the brat after going down to the underworld.Lu Xiaojia sighed secretly, feeling the cold tip of the sword tremble slightly, and followed him like a shadow.When a master wields the sword, even after the sword has been shot, there are still many changes, but the range of the changes is too small for ordinary people to see with the naked eye.
Lu Xiaojia had already felt the coldness of the sword point touching her throat, and suddenly there was a "crack" in her ear, something suppressed the sword point.
Lu Xiaojia took a closer look, and saw a sharp judge's pen jammed into his throat an inch before he pressed the tip of the sword with the body of the pen.At such a critical moment, if the judge's pen does not have time to cross between Lu Xiaojia's throat and the tip of the sword, or if the pen is not strong enough to allow the tip of the sword to slip down and penetrate Lu Xiaojia's collarbone, it will be a dead end.
Lu Xiaojia didn't recognize the pen, but she recognized the hand holding the pen and the sleeve above it.He looked sideways, and Ji Bingyan's handsome profile appeared in his sight.
Ji Bingyan and the assassin's eyes were glued together, and Lu Xiaojia didn't give any extra eyes to Lu Xiaojia. Lu Xiaojia stepped aside obediently, so as not to affect the fight between the two.
It turned out to be a drag... Lu Xiaojia felt depressed, and secretly made up her mind to practice kung fu again.
The idea is unrealistic.Although Mr. System wanted to say that, he closed his mouth after thinking about it.There is no rush to hit this baby.
Ji Bingyan's judge's pen didn't put speed first, but when he met the black-clothed swordsman, he had to increase his speed. For a while, the rhythm of the battle between the two was extremely tight, and his eyes were full of sword light and pen shadows.
The black-clothed swordsman moved his sword like the wind, and the sword hit his throat.He uses force skillfully, even if the tip of the sword touches the judge's pen, the edge of the sword will not be damaged, and the sword move will change with a slight flick of the wrist, which is completely different from the ordinary people's practice method of driving the sword with arm strength.
Ji Bingyan's pens are like dragons and snakes, and a pair of judge pens are opened and closed, pointing directly at the important points of the man in black.The masters of all Taoism fight each other, and the weapons are one inch long and one inch stronger.Ji Bingyan's judge pen is several inches shorter than the black-clothed swordsman's sword, but its momentum is not inferior to others. How can there be any trace of the inconvenience of being in a wheelchair in the past?
Lu Xiaojia always thought that with Ji Bingyan's temperament, she would definitely use a sharp weapon that would see blood when she unsheathed it, but she never expected it to be a judge's pen.When the judge pen pokes someone's body, unless the poke is hard enough to leave a blood hole, otherwise the point of the pen can only make acupoints, and it is very difficult to kill people.If such a weapon is used in a fight between masters, it will be a great disadvantage.
Lu Xiaojia thought that he still didn't know Ji Bingyan well enough. He thought that Ji Bingyan was a typical example of being ruthless to himself and also to others. This must be wrong.A ruthless person would never use this heavy and sharp judge pen as a weapon.
Everyone thinks that Dao Ji Bingyan values profits and is ruthless, but in my opinion, it is rare to distinguish between good and evil.Lu Xiaojia's heart moved slightly, her eyes fell on Ji Bingyan, and she couldn't move her eyes away.He likes Ji Bingyan, because Ji Bingyan also likes him and gives him warmth and love; because Ji Bingyan knows how to advance and retreat, is principled, and humorous.It has to be said that Lu Xiaojia was extremely satisfied when Ji Bingyan was stingy with others and treated him solemnly, but was gentle and caring to him, and made fun of him. However, he didn't really understand Ji Bingyan.Today, Lu Xiaojia knocked on the real door to Ji Bingyan.
Chu Liuxiang didn't kill people, he was merciful everywhere, he said he was merciful, but he was suspected of being a good person, maybe his love hurts people even more.
Ji Bingyan seems to be completely ruthless in killing people. No one knows that his kindness is hidden behind those shrewd and sharp eyes, preventing others from seeing.
Lu Xiaojia touched her heart, feeling that she was very tragic, and fell so quickly.It's just that he has a better understanding of Ji Bingyan, and the agitation in his heart will break his sanity.
Ji Bingyan doesn't have Lu Xiaojia's leisurely mood to speculate on people's hearts at all. He and the black-clothed swordsman are fighting each other with a high degree of concentration.After dismantling the tables and chairs, the two still felt that the space was too small to enjoy themselves, so they simply opened the tent and went all the way outside.When a group of gold-armored warriors heard the noise and rushed in, only the overturned tables, chairs and benches remained in the tent, Lu Xiaojia had already left with the pair of fighting people, and was nowhere to be seen.
But it is said that Ji Bingyan and the black-clothed swordsman split their moves, one drew a circular arc with his sword, and lifted into the sky like a horse at night, piercing the darkness;Where the two of them passed was like a hurricane passing through, a mess.
Lu Xiaojia followed not far or near, and suddenly saw Ji Bingyan's movement. Although the two of them fought as before, there was no stagnation at all, and it was impossible to see whether Ji Bingyan was injured at night, but there were spots of red marks on the ground. But it can't fool anyone.He was worrying about himself, but the two who were fighting suddenly separated.
The two seemed to have a tacit understanding, each picked up a piece of cactus on the ground and sucked it, as if it was an intermission, and then they would fight again.Lu Xiaojia went up to bandage Ji Bingyan, but Ji Bingyan didn't object.
"Central Plains is a little red." Ji Bingyan slowly spit out five words.
The black-clothed swordsman paused, and his eyes suddenly met Ji Bingyan.Those eyes were cold and sharp, like arrow clusters, meeting Ji Bingyan's calm and sharp gaze like a hawk of prey, it was a silent fight.
"Central Plains is a little red?" Lu Xiaojia was surprised, "Isn't he Chu Liuxiang's friend? Why did he come to kill me?"
"Because he didn't know that you were Chu Liuxiang's friend." Ji Bingyan raised her hand and hit Lu Xiaojia with a brain collapse, and said with a serious face, "You are also a killer, and he is also a killer, but look at you, you little idiot, you were beaten so badly." Looking for teeth all over the place."
"Hehe." Lu Xiaojia smiled noblely and coldly, and poked Ji Bingyan's wound, "Do you think you have the capital to teach me a lesson?"
"Ma'am...it hurts..." Ji Bingyan saw that Lu Xiaojia was unhappy, and immediately changed her face of resentment towards her husband. The resentful expression of covering the wound made Zhongyuan blush and couldn't bear to look directly at it. Lu Xiaojia made a gesture to poke Ji Bingyan again, Ji Bingyan He hurriedly put his expression back together and replied seriously, "Zhongyuan Dianhong, although I don't know you, I know that you are Chu Liuxiang's friend. Since you are Chu Liuxiang's friend, you shouldn't make things difficult for Lu Xiaojia."
39 desert (nine)
Zhongyuan Yidianhong didn't answer, but just stared at Ji Bingyan, as if waiting for his explanation.
Ji Bingyan knew Zhongyuan Dianhong because he had a fight with Zhongyuan Dianhong in his previous life. At that time, they didn't know each other.Later, when he used a move to seal the door with a cross, Zhongyuan Dianhong saw the flaw and took the initiative. He thought he would die, but Zhongyuan Dianhong took the wrong lead and left his body behind in order to cut off the scorpion that crawled behind him. life.Not everyone can treat their opponents kindly.Zhongyuan Yidianhong is a respectable friend.It was like that in the last life, and it will not change in this life.
So Ji Bingyan gave Zhongyuan Yidianhong a more detailed explanation for the first time.
"My name is Ji Bingyan. I am not well-known, but I have been with Chu Liuxiang in the early years, and you have probably heard of it. Lu Xiaojia is his wife, so naturally he is also Chu Liuxiang's friend. Although I don't know why you met Lu Xiaojia when we met. Jia Jia’s troubles, but I can guess that it is because of Chu Liuxiang, after all, in this world, there are not many people who can work for the famous Central Plains Dianhong.”
"The geese and butterflies have wings, and the fragrance of flowers fills the world. I must have heard of it." Zhongyuan Dianhong pondered for a while, and said, "I came to Central Plains for Chu Liuxiang. Someone told me that Lu Xiaojia and his gang of killers picked him up." Shanzi wants to harm Chu Liuxiang. Chu Liuxiang is like a fish in the shoal in the desert, and it is difficult to use it at first, but it will be difficult if he encounters backstabbing schemes, so I am here."
"Can you really say these words in front of me?" Lu Xiaojia tied up Ji Bingyan's wound again, and said, "What if I really want to harm Chu Liuxiang?"
"Him, hand it over. You... harmless." He in Zhong Yuan's red mouth was referring to Ji Bingyan, and this you... Lu Xiaojia was so angry that he was hurt internally. okay?What's the matter with this kind of disgust that you can't get into my uncle's eyes at all?
"Since that's the case, can I ask who told you? Is it the black pearl?" Ji Bingyan hurriedly intervened to prevent Lu Xiaojia from becoming overwhelmed and angry. He took the black pearl away from Su Rongrong and the other three daughters. Chu Liuxiang came to rescue him worried Briefly described it again.
"I don't know the name of that person." Zhongyuan Yidianhong thought about it carefully after hearing it, but didn't think of any information about that person.That person seemed to be very good at disguising and disguising, his whole body had no characteristics at all, whether it was clothing or appearance, they were so ordinary that they couldn't be more ordinary, and he couldn't be found out after sneaking into the crowd.
Ji Bingyan had no choice but to give up, and asked how Zhongyuan Dianhong found Lu Xiaojia's tent.
"Although that person didn't tell me my real identity, he set up someone to meet me in the desert. Those people inquired about Lu Xiaojia and told me." Zhongyuan Dianhong said.
"Then who is the person who meets you?" Lu Xiaojia asked.
"Those people are all gathered in a shop not far from here, and the leader is called 'Half Tianfeng'." Zhongyuan Yidianhong threw away the fragment of cactus in her hand, patted her pants and stood up.
Ji Bingyan also stood up: "If it's Bantianfeng, I'll go to the meeting for a while. I was young and weak before, and I was taken care of by Bantianfeng. Today, I should repay the repayment. Brother Hong, the competition between you and me is over. How about starting over after finishing the chores here?"
He was thinking of the life he owed Zhongyuan Yidianhong in his last life, and he was much more polite and courteous when talking to Zhongyuan Yidianhong.Lu Xiaojia didn't know this, and was a little uncomfortable with Ji Bingyan's abnormal gentleness.
Zhongyuan Dianhong looked at the injury on Ji Bingyan's shoulder, and said, "Yes."
"Yes, yes, can you say hello and call again?" Chu Liuxiang poked his head out from behind the sand dunes, "It was very hard for me to chase here all the way, I thought it was some enemy who came to fight with Lao Ji It turned out to be a rebellion in the nest. As a result, I didn't drink enough wine, I didn't have enough food, and I couldn't even settle a deal with Hu Tiehua's daughter-in-law."
"Hu Tiehua's daughter-in-law?" Lu Xiaojia wondered.
"Hmm..." Chu Liuxiang rubbed her nose, and was about to answer when Hu Tiehua covered her mouth.
"Don't listen to the old bug's nonsense, there's no such thing." Hu Tiehua argued, "I never wanted to marry Princess Pipa."
Lu Xiaojia: "..."
Ji Bingyan: "..."
A little red in the Central Plains: "..."
"Then what old Hu finally wanted to settle down, so don't embarrass him anymore." Lu Xiaofeng hurried out to smooth things over.
It's not that he and Chu Liuxiang are helping Hu Tiehua, it's that Hu Tiehua is more capable than the two of them.The two of them are flowers, but even if they are merciful everywhere, they don't leave a Gao Yanan. Hu Tiehua is not a flower, he is not a flower. .The little woman in the tavern ignored him, he felt that she was interesting; Gao Yanan stopped chasing him, instead he chased her back in a mean way.Now that Princess Pipa is more charming than Hua, and there are many martial arts people vying to be the guest of honor, Hu Tiehua's aggressive temper has risen, and he will accept the princess' invitation to be a son-in-law.Don't say that Lu Xiaofeng and Chu Liuxiang are good friends of Hu Tiehua, there is absolutely no reason to disturb the marriage, just say that Hu Tiehua is so uncertain, he should get married as soon as possible, so that Gao Yanan can end this bad relationship.
Lu Xiaojia did not want to express any opinion on this matter.He himself has zero experience in love, so it is his luck to find Ji Bingyan who knows the cold and the hot.There are so many love triangles in the world where you love me and I love him, how can he control it?What he said to Hu Tiehua earlier was because he really wanted to match him and Gao Yanan, and he didn't want Gao Yanan's infatuation to go to waste, but now it seems that it is really destined by fate and cannot be forced.
Ji Bingyan said to Hu Tiehua: "Why do you come here when you are married? One, two or three of you think that I am inferior to others, so you all come to pick up my corpse?"
Hu Tiehua stared: "Who is going to pick up the corpse for you? We care about you and you still don't agree? You don't even think about the dead rooster. You have been raising it all day in Lanzhou with high beds, soft pillows and fine clothes. We have been crippled for three years, how can we rest assured? Seeing the chaos in the tent, my heart is about to jump out of my throat."
"I'm pretending to be crippled, but I'm not really crippled. Instead of worrying about me, you should think about how to please the bride on the wedding night." Ji Bingyan knew that Hu Tiehua had a straight temper, so she hurried over because she was really worried about him , but he just loves to choke on Hu Tiehua, and he feels refreshed seeing Hu Tiehua blushing and trying to jump.
Sure enough, Hu Tiehua blushed and stopped talking, and put down the hand covering Chu Liuxiang's mouth to ravage the cactus next to her.
Chu Liuxiang rubbed her mouth that was red from being pressed, and said: "Old Ji, Lu Xiaojia can't bear it if you go on like this, your mouth is too poisonous, you will get angry."
"He doesn't dislike me even if I'm crippled, but would he dislike my bad mouth?" Ji Bingyan shrugged proudly, tilted her head and kissed Lu Xiaojia's side cheek.
"You guys..." Lu Xiaojia rubbed her forehead, and started training from Ji Bingyan, "Aren't you going to Ban Tianfeng's old lair? Is it okay to bully Hu Tiehua, that clumsy mouth? You, old bug, don't Sow up the relationship between me and Ji Bingyan if you have nothing to do, be careful that I will blacklist you and tell the girls you like that you are born with stinky feet. And you, Lu Xiaoji and Hu Tiehua are getting married and you still take him with you What are you sneaking out for? Hurry up and take it back to Princess Pipa, don’t ask us for the bride price, that princess and I won’t be right for a while, and I get angry when I think of the way she looked at me. Finally..."
He drew a semicircle with his finger and pointed at Zhongyuan Dianhong: "Brother Hong, can you please lead the way? As long as the four of them meet together, they will be as noisy as two thousand ducks. When they calm down by themselves, the day lily will be cold."
With a red face, Zhong Yuan glanced around Ji Bingyan, Chu Liuxiang, Lu Xiaofeng and Hu Tiehua strangely, then turned and left.
According to Chu Liuxiang later, he once met Zhongyuan Dianhong by chance, and asked him why he was finally moved by the unattractive and stubborn Qu Wurong, Zhongyuan Dianhong replied: Be quiet.It can be seen how profoundly Lu Xiaojia's remarks have had a profound impact on Zhongyuan Dianhong's mate selection criteria.
Zhongyuan Yidianhong said that the stronghold of Bantianfeng is not far from them, but in fact, not far is relative.It took several people hurried to catch up and it took an hour and a half to see the shop banners displayed in the small shop.
Several people took a breath, Zhongyuan Yidianhong seldom took the initiative to speak, and the target was still Lu Xiaojia: "You, you have good qinggong."
"..." Out of several people, he is the one who is breathing the most, okay?Is this still called light work?Damn, how useless I am in your eyes?They are all killers, do you want to despise me so much?Be careful, I hired a group of assassins to hunt you down, I am the man of the richest businessman in Lanzhou!Lu Xiaojia roared silently.
But enough complaints to calm down, Lu Xiaojia knew that she couldn't do it for a long time.The reason why martial arts people allow male wives is because their male partners are strong enough to accompany them everywhere, and they can trust their backs without any scruples when encountering any crisis. The child is so delicate and can't help beating, is there any meaning to this husband and wife?Ji Bingyan and the others will only become stronger and stronger, but he can only rely on Lu Xiaojia's shadow and don't understand the method of inner strength cultivation and the secret of swordsmanship cultivation, so he can only become weaker and weaker.Would Ji Bingyan still like him at that time?Even if Ji Bingyan is determined, he cannot allow himself to cling to Ji Bingyan like a rice bug.He is a man, he must be able to play.
But how do you practice martial arts... For someone like Ji Bingyan who knows his details, if he asks for help, won't he just let it go?When Ji Bingyan asked, you can't even memorize inner strength, how did you get your inner strength, how should he answer?
Lu Xiaojia felt that she was really annoying recently!
40 desert (ten)
Bantianfeng's inn is very conspicuous, because there are houses in such a place in a radius of tens of miles.His house was built against the jagged rocks, so it was not afraid of wind and rain and was very strong.
Lu Xiaojia and the others walked into the inn, and saw several big men pushing Pai Gow around the table opposite the door, and a little old man sitting at the counter was dozing off.
Lu Xiaojia stepped forward and knocked on the counter with her knuckles.
The little old man shook a bit, spit out a snot bubble, and continued to sleep.
So Lu Xiaojia took the chopstick holder on the counter and poured her internal energy into the chopsticks. Before she could throw it out, the little old man woke up yawning.
"What's your job, guest officer?" The little old man had pair of triangular eyes, and he didn't seem to use his eyes when looking at people.
"All the guests are here, won't Xiao Er serve a pot of tea?" Lu Xiaojia pointed to the table where Ji Bingyan and the others were seated, "You have to ask the guests to remind you of such a trivial matter. Do you want to open this shop, or Don't want to open it?"
"Yo, guest officer." The little old man put on a sarcastic smile, "This store was opened by the boss for a long time. Whether to open or not, the boss has the final say. You are playing tricks here... Do you want your little arms and legs?"
Lu Xiaojia smiled and threw the chopsticks over.It's okay for Zhongyuan Dianhong to make fun of him, even this little old man came to join in?He, Lu Xiaojia, is not a soft persimmon who can be squeezed by others.
The chopsticks brushed the little old man's side face with strong wind and nailed them to the wall. The little old man's expression suddenly changed, and the sound of Lu Xiaojia pushing the Pai Gow behind him disappeared immediately.
A big man threw the cards in his hand and punched Lu Xiaojia in the back.Lu Xiaojia didn't turn her head back, moved her body slightly and let the big man's fist pass by, then pulled the big man's arm hard with her arms and threw a strong man with a weight of two hundred catties on the ground. on the counter.The wooden counter suddenly fell apart, and the little old man got out from behind the counter with his head in his arms.
The big man was thrown to the corners of his mouth to bleed, and he stared at Lu Xiaojia with tearing eyes, as if he couldn't believe that Lu Xiaojia threw him over.
Lu Xiaojia clapped her hands, sat back at Ji Bingyan's table, knocked on the table with her knuckles, and made a mischievous smile: "Little old man, how about some tea?"
"Tsk tsk, it's really violent. Old Ji, you are in danger of being domestically abused." Seeing the little old man go to make tea with a pale face, Hu Tiehua said, sucking his teeth.
"At least someone is willing to domestically abuse me, what about you? Crazy flower, don't blame me for pouring cold water, the princess and beauty are not yours if you don't get married, don't act like the best wife of my family. My baby can enter the counting room and the kitchen , can beat hooligans, and can also warm the bed, I don’t know how many times more beautiful than your uneaten swan meat.”
"Dead rooster..." Hu Tiehua swallowed dully, "I'm glad you're no longer taciturn."
"Haha, flower lunatic, you're wrong. Next time you strike up a conversation with Old Ji, he will still be taciturn, unless you laugh at Lu Xiaojia again." Lu Xiaofeng pointed out the truth unceremoniously.
Whether you laugh at Lu Xiaojia or not, it doesn't matter if Lu Xiaojia is a little red, he just hopes that his ears can get a little clean, so when the little old man brought the tea, he was the first to take it.
"Do you want to drink this tea too?" Zhongyuan Yidianhong casually lifted the lid, the water in the pot was tinged with blue and steaming hot, but there were senna leaves lying on the bottom of the pot.He shook the pot and threw the pot at the little old man, the boiling water in the pot splashed out like a bullet, although the little old man tried his best to avoid it, most of it still spilled on his hands and arms, causing a large area of scorching blisters.
"I didn't know that a person who couldn't drink tea came to the store, brother, please drink a pot!" Before the little old man's screams could be heard, a big knife was thrown in with that bell-like sound.The little old man seemed frightened by the knife, swallowed the cry that came to his lips, and retreated tremblingly.
With the sound of the wind, the big knife slashed at Zhongyuan Yidianhong's head. Zhongyuan Yidianhong didn't dodge or dodge. He just raised his hand and used the thin and narrow scabbard to separate the blade. He went out, turned over a few flowers and chopped them on the table where the big men pushed Pai Gow.
"Good boy, you have a little kung fu, you are qualified to be my opponent for a long time!" A man like a steel tower came in talking.He was tall and strong, nearly nine feet in length, with a dark complexion.
"It turned out that Ban Tianfeng grew up like this, but I didn't see that he was as elegant and agile as Feng. In fact, he is called 'Ban Tian Tower', right?" Lu Xiaojia sat at the table peeling peanuts, blowing his hands While talking about the peanut crumbs on the table, he only looked at the wind from the corner of his eye for a long time.
For a long time, Feng took a careful look at Lu Xiaojia, and then pulled his beard and said, "Where did you come to find trouble with grandpa before your hair grows? Look at you, you have a thin skin and white flesh. Isn't it that few people love you?" Come to find grandpa to love you? You can just wait, grandpa will not let you feel so good that the egg yolk will be squeezed out, grandpa will..."
Before he could finish speaking, he was smacked all over his face by a peanut.The peanut was ground into his lips, gouging off both of their front teeth, and grinding his lips until they were bloodstained and swollen like sausages.But he didn't realize what he was saying, so Gulu swallowed his two front teeth, which vividly explained what knocking out teeth and swallowing blood meant.
"What did you just say? I didn't hear clearly." Lu Xiaojia blushed with anger, and the peanuts in her hand were crushed.
"He didn't say anything." Ji Bingyan's complexion was uglier than Lu Xiaojia's, and she walked lightly to Ban Tianfeng's heart, tapped the Ya and Ruanma points with her toes, and then patted Ban Tianfeng's □He stomped and crushed vigorously, and immediately tapped Ban Tianfeng's Xiaoyao acupoint. The set of movements was as smooth as flowing clouds and flowing water. When he sat back in his seat, Ban Tianfeng's face was distorted to the extreme.Thinking about it, it must be very uncomfortable for me to be dying of wind pain for a long time, but I want to laugh again.
Ji Bingyan looked at Ban Tianfeng, still feeling puzzled, took out a dagger from his boots and was about to cut off Ban Tianfeng's tongue, when the little old man shivered and shouted "Stop".All the four walls of the store were opened with small windows measuring one foot square. The cold light flickered in the windows, and sharp arrows could be faintly seen.
"Friends, we don't know where you come from, but please take it as soon as you see it. We don't violate the river water. If... if not, don't blame us for being rude." The little old man said tremblingly, Not only is there no momentum at all, but it also looks very ridiculous.
"Oh, then please be polite." Ji Bingyan sneered, raised the corner of her lips, and directly inserted the dagger into Ban Tianfeng's heart, nailing Ban Tianfeng to the ground.
"You..." The little old man was shocked, and the archers waiting in the small windows on the four walls immediately released their arrows, and the arrows rained down on Ji Bingyan and the others one after another.
Ji Bingyan and the others sat still, only Lu Xiaofeng leaped, swung the red cloak around, and moved seventy or eighty arrows aside in two or three strokes, and took more than ten arrows in his hand.
"I said I won't take you to bully me like this. Let me do things like blocking hidden weapons. What if I miss my hand and be killed by someone at once." Lu Xiaofeng snapped off all the dozen arrows, Throw it back to the small window on the four walls.
"I didn't know someone could break a consonant finger." Chu Liuxiang said.
"There is someone..." Lu Xiaofeng pursed his lips in grievance, "Isn't Lao Ji his wife?"
Embarrassment... So everyone thought of the oolong peanut in unison.
Lu Xiaojia recalled the past when she broke Ji Bingyan's phalanx indiscriminately. She felt guilty and forgot why she was angry just now. She looked at Ji Bingyan obsequiously and said, "Then... that's a blind cat meeting a dead mouse, actually. My peanuts are so brittle that they crumble when you pinch them, look."
He pointed to the crushed peanuts on the table that he had previously crushed.
Everyone looked at the ground peanuts on the table, and at the same time, they thought of the peanut that broke the front teeth for a long time...
"Ahem, don't worry about peanuts, why did this arrow stop after one round, are you still going to let it go?" Lu Xiaofeng, as a little expert at enlivening the atmosphere, changed the topic wittily.
Who threw the arrows back through the window?It's strange that there are still living people shooting arrows.
So this active atmosphere failed.
"Hehehe, my family just made up for those undead archers, so this rain of arrows can't be released. Will Lu Daxia not blame my family?" A girl in red poked her head out of a small window.Her voice is crisp and charming, but her appearance is ordinary.
"It's not strange, but I don't know why the girl helped us?" Lu Xiaofeng said.
"My master saw that the young masters were dignified, so he cherished his talents and asked me to take some of them home to meet him. Originally, the slave family saw that there were many evil slaves here, so they wanted to clean up for you. The skills are superb, if I do this, I will be suspected of overreaching, so I waited for you to have fun before I came out to meet you. I don’t have much to say, please go with the slave.” The girl said that she had been young since she was a child It flipped out of the window, and fell lightly to the ground, which was actually a good practice.
"Who is the girl's master?" Chu Liuxiang rubbed her nose and asked.
"Shi, Guan, Yin." The red-clothed girl parted her vermilion lips lightly, and said each word with a pause.
"Shi Guanyin?" Chu Liuxiang repeated, as if wondering why he was favored by Shi Guanyin.
"Exactly." The red-clothed girl nodded, "My master hates those who pretend to be noble and don't eat or drink fine wine when toasting. I think the young masters know how to advance and retreat, and they won't be as ignorant as some people. Don't have to taste the pain."
"I'm so happy that you're invited by a beautiful woman. How can you shirk it? Shi Guanyin is truly stunning. She is the most beautiful person in heaven and earth. I'm so happy."
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