I can't love it, quit it

"A Hundred Questions about the Sexuality of Ou Xiaoza X Wei and the Virgin Mary"

Protagonists: Ou Zihao, Wei Li

Host: A Mu

1. What are the two names?

Ou Xiaoza: Ou Zihao

Our Lady of Wei: Wei Li

(Ah Mu is secretly happy, both of you seem to be in a good mood today... I hope there will be unexpected surprises

2. What are the two genders?

Ou Xiaoza: Are you blind?

Mother Wei: I am a man

(Moderator: When I didn't say anything just now...

3. Age?

Ou Xiaoza: What year?

Our Lady of Wei: Younger than him

(The host has black lines on his face, how old is younger than him!!

4. What is your personality?

Ou Xiaozha: How about fried chicken?

Our Lady of Wei: (with a look of contempt

I'm average, just an average person

(A Mu: You are almost at the level of the Holy Mother, and you are still an ordinary person

5. What is the personality of the other party?

Ou Xiaozha: stingy, loves to blow hair

Wei Shengmu: Damn, if you don't tell the truth, you will die!Then he is arrogant and domineering plus dementia!

Ou Xiaoza: Oh, yes, he is still making trouble for no reason

Our Lady of Wei: You...you love to mess around! !

Ou Xiaoza: Look for trouble if you have nothing to do!

Our Lady: You! !

(Ah Mu cries...there is no end...

6. When did you meet for the first time?

Ou Xiaozha: At the door of Brother Chong's bar, hahaha, this kid was beaten and lying on the ground like a dog, and he said don't slap him in the face! !

Our Lady of Wei: (with black lines on his face

(Ah Mu: Isn't Ou Shao afraid to go back and kneel on the washboard at night...

7. What is your first impression of the other party?

Ou Xiaoza: Too many... Anyway, it's not a good impression

Wei Shengmu: Then you are still in love with it! !

My first impression of him was that he was either blind or ruthless! !Anyway, he is not a good person!

(Ah Mu: In such a husband and wife relationship, it doesn’t matter if you are sincere??? The prospect is very worrying, is there any!!

8. What do you like about each other?

Ou Xiaoza: ... I don't know, anyway, I fell in love with it in a daze

Wei Shengmu: No one treats me well. He is the first one. The key is that the first time I saw him bartending, I thought he was too handsome...

Ou Xiaoza: So it turned out that he had something wrong with me at that time! !

Our Lady: ...

9. What do you hate about each other?

Ou Xiaozha: I hold everything to my heart, rely on me to guess everything, I'm so tired! !

Our Lady of Wei: Nothing to hate!No, sometimes I like to be jealous, super annoying!

10. What do you call each other?

Ou Xiaoza: Daughter-in-law... But he won't let me, I always call her by my full name

Virgin Mary: Ou Zihao

11. How do you call yourself when you like someone?

Ou Xiaoza: I like him calling me Zihao on the bed!But I prefer to be called my husband!

Mother Wei: (Little Wei Li blushes and stops talking

12.If you want to exemplify the other party as an animal, what kind of animal is it?

Ou Xiaozha: A cat who likes to fry

Virgin Mary: The Lion

13. If you wanted to give someone a gift, what would you give it?

Ou Xiaozha: That cup of 'Wei Li' was really something I honed over time, but he drank it just once...a century-old career...

Madonna Wei: ...I want to make him a bowl of longevity noodles, but I can't, I'll just buy it next time

Ou Xiaoza: You are too perfunctory!

14. What gift do you hope to receive from the other party?

Ou Xiaoza: I liked the one I gave you last time, hehe

Mother Wei: (Question marks on Wei Li's face) When did I give you something?

Ou Xiaoza: It was the night of our 100-day acquaintance anniversary, you forgot to take off...

15. What kind of hobbies do you have?

Ou Xiaozha: Bartending, but my daughter-in-law doesn't know how to drink it anymore, and now I don't, it's all up to him

Our Lady: No

Ou Xiaoza: Do you have no hobbies?After that, if someone asks you that, you just say you love me.

Mother Wei: Excuse me, where is the bathroom...I want to vomit...

16. Who cooks at home?

Ou Xiaozha: Of course it’s my model husband. He’s a scumbag when he cooks. The kitchen can light up for you.

Madonna Wei: (looks embarrassed) Then I can at least wash the dishes...

Ou Xiaoza: Baby, don’t forget, you still eat

Our Lady Wei: (Signing your uncle with an angry face!

17. Excuse me, what is wrong with you?

Our Lady: I... I am lame... and my body...

Ou Xiaozha: (putting his arms around his wife) My wife is the best in the world!If you ask such a question again, you will be beaten! ! !

(Ah Mu: The work of the host is so scary...

18. What did you do to make the other person angry?

Ou Xiaoza: Control him too strictly, or he is often with Han Yan

Our Lady of Wei: Talk to men, as long as they are men, up to 80 years old and down to 5 years old

19. What is the relationship between the two so far?

Ou Xiaozha: Fiancée, will get married soon

Our Lady of Wei: We are together

20. Where did the two meet for the first time?

Ou Xiaoza: I went downstairs to his house to wait for him, and then we went shopping together

Notre Dame: The Arcade

21. Which of the two confessed first?

Ou Xiaoza & Wei Shengma: Me

Virgin Mary: Obviously it's me! !

Ou Xiaoza: It's him, it's him... But I was the first to respond right away.

22. How much did you like each other at that time?

Ou Xiaoza: I just like him and want to be with him

Wei Shengmu: I like it, I just like it purely, I never thought that we would really be together

23. How much do you like each other now?

Ou Xiaoza: My life won't change

Wei Shengmu: I don’t know, but I like it very much anyway.

Ou Xiaozha: Your answer is too weak...it's too hurtful

24. What happens if you are misunderstood by the other party?

Ou Xiaoza: Explain

Wei Shengmu: Love can be misunderstood as much as you like, anyway, there are many misunderstandings

Ou Xiaoza: That's all in the past, why do you love to hold on to it!Well, from now on, I only believe in my wife, and I believe in everything.Take me with a gun, and I also believe that the gun went off! !

Mother Wei: ... (Don't follow the trend...

25. Which part of the other person's body do you like the most?

Ou Xiaoza: All

Our Lady of Wei: Face

Ou Xiaoza: You belong to the Appearance Association!Don't be so superficial, okay? !

26. Do you often quarrel?

Ou Xiaoza: okay

Our Lady of Wei: Little quarrels often

27. Who will apologize first?

Ou Xiaoza: (raises hand silently

Our Lady: ...

28. Who attacks and who suffers?

Ou Xiaoza: Are you really blind? ! !

Our Lady: ...

(Ah Mu: Meow meow!!... This job is really hard...

29. Then... how do you decide on the attack?

Ou Xiaozha: Laws of Nature

Wei Shengmu: I never dared to think of suppressing him

30. If there is an afterlife, do you still want to be lovers?

Ou Xiaoza: Must!

Our Lady: yes

31. Do you think your love will last long?

Ou Xiaoza: Must!

Our Lady: Yes

Ou Xiaoza: Daughter-in-law, do you dare to have a little confidence? It's so heartbreaking

Mother Wei: ...if he doesn't let go, yes.

32. If you quarrel, what do you fear most about the other party?

Ou Xiaozha: The Cold War is the most unbearable

Our Lady of Wei: Break Up

Ou Xiaoza: Is that how I make you feel insecure? ! !

33. When was your first H?

Ou Xiaoza: The 100-day acquaintance commemorative evening

Our Lady: Well, that night

34. Is it where the love is strong or who took the initiative?

Ou Xiaoza: He took the initiative! !

Our Lady Wei: (Blushing about to get angry)

35. How did you feel at that time?

Ou Xiaoza: I can't stop

Mother Wei: It hurts, but I still want to give him

36. How many times a week do you do it now?

Ou Xiaoza: 2 to 3 times

Our Lady: ...

37. How many times a week do you want to do it?

Ou Xiaoza: That goes without saying! ! !but afraid of his pain

Our Lady of Wei: As long as he wants (the face turns red again

38. Have you ever had sex with someone other than your lover?

Ou Xiaoza: Well, of course

Our Lady of Wei: ...well, a lot

Ou Xiaoza: Wei Li!I don't mind, really!

39. Can you accept the other party's cheating?

Ou Xiaoza: Wei Li won't!He now values ​​this more than anything else!Thinking of my daughter-in-law committing suicide in prison, I feel anxious...

Our Lady: I ​​can't accept it

40. How do you think about "It doesn't matter if you don't have feelings, as long as you get the other person's body"?

Ou Xiaoza: extremely contemptuous

Our Lady: Disagree

41. What should I do if the other party is raped/violated?

Ou Xiaoza: Who the hell would dare!

Mother Wei: Who the hell would dare?

42. How do you feel about your skills?

Ou Xiaoza: It's kind of rotten...

Mother Wei: ...it's okay

43. What do you think of the opponent's skills?

Ou Xiaoza: Very good, I can't stop every time! !

Our Lady of Wei: Rotten

44. When in H, what do you want the other party to say?

Ou Xiaoza: I called my name or I still want something like that

Our Lady of Wei: Sensational Words (Like a Girl with a Face

45. Are you interested in SM and the like?

Our Lady of Wei: (shaking

Ou Xiaoza: Who wrote such a BT question! !Live if you don't want to die! ! (then comforted his daughter-in-law

46. ​​Have you ever thought about swapping attack and subject?

Ou Xiaoza: I never thought about it

Wei Shengmu: I haven't thought about it, but if he is willing to be suppressed, I am willing to try

Ou Xiaozha: (with a doting look on his face) Daughter-in-law, let's spend the next life

47. Has the attacker committed rape/violence?

Ou Xiaoza: ...

Mother Wei: No way...

Ou Xiaoza: My wife is the best! ! !

48. Who do you hate the most with each other?

Ou Xiaozha: A wretched man

Our Lady of Wei: Han Yan

Ou Xiaoza: (with a helpless expression) Everyone has a wife, okay? !

49. What is the most touching thing the other party has done?

Ou Xiaoza: Respond to my love

Our Lady of Wei: Too many...give me medicine, take care of me before bed, cook for me, mix wine for me, give me...

Ou Xiaoza: (looks proud) Actually, I'm not that good~~~~~

50. Has the other party done the saddest thing for you?

Ou Xiaoza: I always swallow my grievances

Our Lady of Wei: Abandoned after giving myself hope

Ou Xiaoza: Wei Li... I was wrong... (with a face of admitting mistake

51. My most sensitive part

Ou Xiaoza: As long as he is close to me, I will be sensitive

Our Lady of Wei: Neck

52. The most sensitive part of the other party

Ou Xiaoza: neck

Mother Wei: Sensitive to every touch! !

53. Is there any agreement in H?

Ou Xiaoza: I'm afraid he will hurt, so I only come here once a night

Our Lady of Wei: Only do it once each time

54. Do you like this agreement?

Ou Xiaozha: My intestines are almost turning green... But there is no way, I'm still afraid that he won't be able to get out of bed the next day

Wei Shengmu: It’s okay, I know he’s dissatisfied with his desires

55. What do you think is the most attractive when the other party is doing?

Ou Xiaoza: On the bed

Wei Shengmu: I used to see him the most charming when he was bartending, but now I think he is the most charming when he is cooking

56. If the other party suddenly stopped asking for your body, what would you do?

Ou Xiaoza: Accept incompetence

Our Lady of Wei: sleep

57. If you broke up with the current one, will you still find the same type?

Ou Xiaoza: Damn!Absolutely no if! !

Our Lady: Absolutely not

Ou Xiaoza: What do you mean?Still thinking of breaking up with me? ? ?

Wei Shengmu: I won’t look for it again...it’s too fucking tiring

Ou Xiaoza: (can't laugh or cry)

58. Have you ever thought about breaking up for a moment?

Ou Xiaoza: Never!

Mother Wei: (with a look of contempt) He often does this

Ou Xiaoza: Daughter-in-law, I really never thought about it... (grievance)

59. Don't you think it's a hooligan to fall in love without getting married?

Ou Xiaoza: Yes!I won't, I will marry him, and I will never play hooligans again

Mother Wei: I never thought about it...

60, bread and love, which one would you choose?

Ou Xiaoza: Love

Wei Shengmu: Can you do it all?

Ou Xiaoza: Do you dare to be less realistic! !

61. If the other party's ex came back to pester the other party, would you declare sovereignty?

Ou Xiaoza: He dares! !

Wei Shengmu: I don't have an ex... But if his ex comes back, it's free.

Ou Xiaoza: Don't be so cruel to me...

62. Do you think you understand each other?

Ou Xiaoza: I understand enough, right?

Our Lady: General

63. When was your first time?

Ou Xiaoza: 16 years old

Our Lady of Wei: 17 years old

64. Is the other party a man or a woman for the first time?

Ou Xiaoza: Female, she’s still a school girl, I don’t remember her name, what she looks like

Our Lady Wei: Man, it's...a guest

65. Do you feel the happiest when you do something with the other party?

Ou Xiaoza: Whatever you do, you can be happy, as long as you stay with him and be with him

Wei Shengmu: It's fine when you're eating and when you're not arguing

66. With the other party, is there anything that makes you feel inferior?

Wei Shengmu: In many ways... I have low self-esteem... For example...

Ou Xiaoza: (stands up and grabs Ah Mu's collar, and says impatiently) Ask this kind of question again!I will take my wife home! !

(Ah Mu cries: If this goes on like this, can we still happily ask questions together??...

67. Do you feel that the other person and your personality are a match made in heaven?

Ou Xiaoza: Of course, it's a match made in heaven, a pair made in heaven, a match made in heaven, talented and beautiful...

Our Lady Wei: (Sighed deeply, feeling helpless)

68. When was the first time you had feelings for the other party?

Ou Xiaoza: I can't remember...Anyway, seeing him with other people makes me feel uncomfortable, so I must have felt it at that time

Virgin Mary: When I go to my house in the middle of the night

Ou Xiaozha: Daughter-in-law, you have to make it clear, I went to your house after get off work in the middle of the night, your answer will make people misunderstand, as if I deliberately thought about XXOO in the middle of the night... (smirk

Wei Shengmu: ... (Turning around to leave, stopped by Ah Mu

69. Did you think you would be together?

Ou Xiaoza: I didn’t think about it at the time... (Immediately continue to explain) Later, I never wanted to separate

Wei Shengmu: I dare not have that kind of thought

70. What is the cruelest sentence that the other party said to you?

Our Lady of Wei: He Said He Would Rather Never Know Me

Ou Xiaoza: He said he quit me

(Two people each show a state of memory

71. Comparing these two sentences, who do you think is more ruthless?

Ou Xiaoza & Wei Shengma (in unison): Him!

72. When you heard the other party's words, how did you feel?

Our Lady: I ​​want to die

Ou Xiaoza: No way!Daughter-in-law, I didn’t know anything at the time, you didn’t tell me anything, you made me look like a fool all day long, it’s really not bad for me (Ou Xiaoza looks aggrieved

73. What should I do if the date is one hour late?

Our Lady: Wait for him

Ou Xiaoza: Find him, pick him up

74. Will you lie to the other party?

Ou Xiaoza: Absolutely not

Our Lady: ...

Ou Xiaoza: What does "..." mean? ?

Mother Wei: "..." means "..."

75. When will you suspect that the other party doesn't love you anymore?

Ou Xiaoza: As long as he is sad, he can do anything.Therefore, I will always treat my wife well, and will not let him have a chance not to love me! ~~

Mother Wei: You are the one who can do anything! !

76. What do you want to say to the other party when the other party is in trouble with you?

Ou Xiaoza: Daughter-in-law!Stop fucking messing around!Come home with me and have a good time, okay?

Our Lady: Don't Break Up

77. Who usually takes the initiative when thinking about H?

Ou Xiaoza: He took the initiative only once, and I will take the initiative in the future

Our Lady: He

78. Is the location of H generally fixed?

Ou Xiaozha: It’s quite fixed, but I want to try some new places, as long as he is willing

Our Lady: yes

79. When in H, do you use some props?

Ou Xiaoza: Of course not!It is enough for my wife to have me

Our Lady: ...

80. When you were in H, what did you think about?

Mother Wei: No... I didn't think about anything...

Ou Xiaoza:! !At that time, I still thought of a fart! !Just serve my daughter-in-law well! !

81. Do you like watching G movies with your partner?

Ou Xiaozha: very porridge

Wei Shengmu: I find it quite boring, but he never tires of it

82. Will you do it after reading it?

Ou Xiaoza: Must!

Our Lady: yes

83. Will you try new moves in it?

Ou Xiaoza: I would like to, but he...

Mother Wei: Occasionally

Ou Xiaoza: (Surprised) When is it by chance! !

84. Normal lovers will have a period of burnout after being in love. What is your performance?

Ou Xiaozha: There will be no such thing as a cliff!I don't find it annoying to be tied to him 24 hours a day!What burnout period! !Not at all!

Our Lady of Wei: If I were really tied to him 24 hours a day, I would be crazy

Ou Xiaoza: Wei Li, you are enough!You've been slandering me ever since! (looks aggrieved) Why don't we go back and say no, can you save me some face outside! !

85. What did the other party say that would make you most uncomfortable?

Ou Xiaozha: If you spend money recklessly, go sleep in the living room tonight! (Secretly tell Ah Mu that the stingy daughter-in-law can't afford to hurt her...

Our Lady of Wei: Intimacy in public

(A Mu asked: For example?

Madonna Wei: (speaking with a blushing face) pick up...kiss

86. What does the other party do that makes you feel distressed the most?

Ou Xiaozha: Whenever he is unhappy, I feel distressed, even if he eats less... even more distressed if he loses weight...

Mother Wei: I never feel bad...

Ou Xiaoza: (with black lines all over his face

Our Lady of Wei: (Speaking loudly with an expression of sudden realization) When I was beaten! ! !

87. What kind of clothes do you like the other party to wear the most?

Ou Xiaoza: My wife is a hanger, she looks good in anything

Our Lady of Wei: Bartending Clothes

Ou Xiaoza: Why?

Wei Shengmu: The first time I was impressed, it was the suit.

Ou Xiaozha: Another day when we have sex, can I also dress well? ?

Our Lady: ...

88. When you are drunk, is the other person the first person you think of?

Ou Xiaoza: Who else could it be! !

Our Lady: Stop drinking

89. Does the other party have any quirks?

Ou Xiaoza: Does being stingy count?Does fried hair count?Oh, by the way, does the Virgin Mary count?

Our Lady: No

90. If the other party proposes to break up again, what will you do?

Ou Xiaozha: Stalker, never let go

(Ah Mu: What if you get along well with others?

Ou Xiaoza: (raged) Impossible! !There really will be a day when I will beat mandarin ducks!Stalk and never let go!

Our Lady: (with a deep sigh) I'm used to it

(A Mu: What if there is really another time?

Ou Xiaozha: Nima is endless! ! !

(Ah Mu: (angry!! Shouting at Ou Xiaozha) Your uncle! Do you still want to H in the future!!!

Ou Xiaoza: (immediately be honest)

Our Lady of Wei: Leave, let him never be found again

Ou Xiaozha: Daughter-in-law, tell the truth! ? !But don't worry! ! !I definitely won't! !

91. Where is your favorite Kiss?

Virgin Mary: Mouth

Ou Xiaoza: His whole body (looks at Xiaowei Li

92. Where do you like to be Kissed the most?

Virgin Mary: Mouth

Ou Xiaoza: If he takes the initiative, of course I like it everywhere

93. At H, do you like to be stripped or strip yourself?

Ou Xiaozha: Get stripped (speaks bluntly)

Virgin Mary: I... I take off by myself

94. Does the other party meet your ideal type?

Ou Xiaozha: Well...it's still in line, but I love my wife so much (emphasizing it all the time)

Wei Shengmu: Well, it fits, even better than the ideal type

95. If God gives you another chance, would you like to start over with the other party?

Ou Xiaoza: I really want to, as long as there is a chance!

Wei Shengmu: Well...not necessarily, if there is another chance, I will choose to have a secret love all the time

Ou Xiaoza: It's okay, I will take the initiative! !

96, what is H to you?

Our Lady of Wei: Emotional Tonic

Ou Xiaozha: the necessities of life

97. What flower do you think is the best match for your partner?

Ou Xiaozha: Manzhu Shahua

Virgin Mary: Poppies

(Ah Mu: Why are they all poisonous flowers...

98. Have you said 'I love you' to the other party?

Ou Xiaoza: often

Our Lady: yes

99. Frankly speaking, why do you fall in love with each other?

Ou Xiaoza: No reason, just because he is Wei Li

Madonna Wei: He treats me well

(Ah Mu: Then what about when he was mean to you?

Mother Wei: ...So this is called love...

Ou Xiaoza: (moved...

100, please say something to your lover

Ou Xiaoza: Daughter-in-law, let's go home. (Then laying next to Wei Li's ear) Twice tonight, okay...

Mother Wei: Well... go home (with a shy face...

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