born white

"Hey, this is the express train. Get on after you're ready... If you don't reach Beidadi, you will arrive at Danqiao in one stop. Get on after you're sure..." The steward shouted impatiently to the passengers outside through the front window Then, the white gas coming out smoked the glasses.

Those grandpas and aunts who instantly turned into supermen when the car came, didn't hear clearly a group of people squeezed up and down, pretending to be a victim of their own fault and muttering together.

"I wait here for the bus every day, but it's hard to wait for the 477!" After finishing speaking, the auntie dragged the basket of vegetables snapped up in the supermarket to her side in protest.

The uncle tightened his clothes, "Isn't it? You said it's not easy for us to go out and buy vegetables in such a cold day. This bus comes every half an hour. It's hard to come. You still have a shuttle bus and an express train. There are so many things about bears."

"Hey, when I meet someone on the bus asking me to fill out the questionnaire in the second half of the year, I will write this on it. What does the transportation department do, and I don't know how to rectify it."

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Standing on the steps, Shen Bai watched with relish as they gathered together and cursed like heroes, as if the car would come after they finished speaking, but he couldn't say, after all, they are college students, and they have grown up since they were young. Being pulled by the ears of teachers and parents reminding him over and over again to be polite and have quality, although quality is not something that can be eaten, it is still necessary, even though the situation he is facing now is that he is about to be late.

After another 10 minutes of waiting on the platform, the bus finally arrived.

The people getting out of the car went down but bumped into the elders and aunts who were squeezing up, "Hey, wait, give way, what is crowded, get off first, get off first, then get on, do you understand the rules?"

Seeing this posture, Shen Bai retreated from the crowd and stood aside silently, "Respect the old and love the young, respect the old and love the young, respect the old and love the young..." He said silently in his heart.

One aunt, one uncle, two uncles, two aunts, three... After counting the couples of uncles and aunts, he finally got in the car. It is really not easy to go out on a weekday, especially today. After leaving Zaofeng, he never thought that Zaofeng would meet so many grandpas and aunts.Shen Bai swiped his card at the front door, and there were still seats in the car, he really didn't know why he was in such a hurry just now.He found a seat by the window and sat down. After he sat firmly, the uncle and aunt in the car were still communicating about his "feat" just now.Shen Bai was a little helpless, took out the white earphones from his backpack, opened the animation downloaded last night on his phone and watched it.

Suddenly, Shen Bai felt someone lightly touch his shoulder, and looked up to see a man in a black windbreaker, with a fisherman hat on top of his fluffy short hair, and a black mask. Shen Bai felt that the light in the car was much brighter. The man pointed to the place beside him, and opened and closed his mouth. He didn't know what he was talking about. Only then did Shen Bai realize that the fighting sound in the earphones was too loud, and he couldn't hear what the man said clearly. When he took off the earphones, he heard The last two words, "Thank you."

Damn, handsome guy, extremely handsome guy.Shen Bai was secretly happy, and neatly put away his backpack on the side, "I'm sorry, um, it's okay, please sit down."

"Thanks".After the person next to him sat down, he thanked him politely.

"Damn, I really can't take it anymore. It doesn't matter if you are handsome, but your voice is so nice. I think... no, no, I will scare people like this." Shen Bai shook his head, as if he could really Get rid of the action movies in your mind that you don't know where to go.

Shen Bai took out his mobile phone and found "A Explosive Huada". Huada uniformly sleeps four people, and the air-conditioned private balcony is 1500 a year.On the first night of freshman year, the four of them packed up their things and spread them out on chairs. They took out their mobile phones and scanned QR codes to add friends. Then they entered the exciting battlefield and played a round of eating chicken. Records give priority to choosing one's future status in the dormitory. In the end, who knows that they are all rookies, and they are arranged according to age after going around.After exchanging each other's names and rankings, everyone opened up to chat. First, birthdays in their hometown, wife and children, whether they are married or not, and their exes. In the middle, they even went to the school supermarket to buy melon seeds and peanut beer. .They are all new socialist youths, living under the glory of the party, and they start calling each other brothers after a few glasses of beer, and they have no secrets from each other in just this one night.

Bai Baibai: Cough cough, brothers are up for a meeting!Let me ask you a question, how do you usually hook up with beautiful girls?Well, for example... The first time the two met was on the bus?

King next door: Holding the grass, Xiaobai, what's the matter?Met a pretty girl?

Da Fei: The best, it must be the best, otherwise why would you, a gay guy who has been around for ten thousand years, ask us this question.

Teng Teng: Damn, it shouldn't be. Is there really such a top-notch girl in this world who can break a gay guy straight?Or the straight one?Science is about to advance again, I want photos...

Da Fei: Yes, look at the photo...

King next door: Look at the photo...

Shen Bai felt exhausted looking at their screen-full news, the three in the dormitory were nothing.

Bai Baibai: Uncle in the photo, grandpa, I am an authentic domestic gay guy, Xiao Hei.

Teng Teng: Xiao Hei... a dog?Damn it, no way, Bai, you are in heat with a dog?Strange, strange, really strange.

The King Next Door: Spring is here, and it's time for everything to recover again...

Bai Baibai: You fucking talk about cross talk!I met a handsome guy, all in black. I didn’t know his name was just Xiao Hei for short.Ahhh, I can't take it anymore...

King next door: Oh, I can't bear it anymore

Da Fei: Oh, can’t bear it

Tenten: Well, by

Baibaibai: Accept, accept, accept your Uranus meteor hammer, how to do it, how to do it!Macho Raiders ah, big brother.

Immediately there was a dead silence in the group, and Shen Bai felt cold, knowing that nothing was going to happen, "Okay, it's over, asking for others is better than asking for yourself, and asking for yourself is worse than asking for your mother. Forget it, I will go to Baidu by myself."

Shen Bai opened the browser, and typed "Boys will... when they meet a boy they like..." After thinking about it for a while, it seemed wrong, and then deleted those words, "What do girls do when they meet a boy who they like just at a glance?"

A lot of answers came out all of a sudden, Shen Bai was bewildered and a little annoyed, which one is the most important among so many!He swipe to read one by one, and it seems that one of them is quite in line with the current plot setting. "I remember that my husband and I fell in love at first sight on the bus. Later, he wrote a love letter describing the scene of that day. I still remember it vividly. He said: 'That day, the sun was just right, the breeze was not dry, and the wind caressed myself Your cheeks, the hair around your ears were blown up by the wind, you faintly exposed the white headphone wires, your straight body was sitting by the window, with your hands on your knees, you probably saw me, and seemed a little at a loss. That red face really wanted to kiss you at that time...' You must hold your chest up, so that you will have a temperament, and he will look at you." Shen Bai was a little helpless, this is all an answer to the question, it is obviously a transgender Internet malicious spreading dog Food, but it seems that there is only one idea, in case it is suitable.

Well, yes, first of all, there must be wind, wind, thinking about it, Shen Bai stretched out his hand and opened the window, put on his earphones again and opened Netease Cloud, put his hands gently on his knees, his left hand beat the beat a little chaotically, his eyes looked Looking out the window, while peeking at the people around him, he sat down properly.

Look at me, look at me, handsome guy look at me.He prayed in his heart.

Shen Bai was pretending to be looking out of the window and having an unscrupulous dream, when someone patted his right shoulder suddenly.He was secretly proud: Hahaha, finally acted!The strength just now is really not small, and it seems that the body is not bad.Sure enough, Du Niang is reliable and trustworthy.No, the main reason is that this handsome guy has enough face... Shen Bai spent five seconds practicing smiling at the shadow on the window, turning his face, and looked at the people next to him with a harmless smile .

"Hmm...what?" But the person next to him was playing with his phone with his head down and didn't respond. Could it be that he just took a picture of himself?Shen Bai began to suspect that he might have confused reality with too much thinking.

"I said, young man, why do you open the window on a cold day? Are you motion sick? If you get motion sick, you can switch with me. You can sit with me. If there is no one behind you, just open the window." The aunt behind looked at him angrily, and said I don't know whether it was intentional or not, and I sneezed several times, took out a handkerchief and wiped my nose, "Young man now, young man is full of energy... We are old, we are incomparable, incomparable."

Shen Bai blushed three times when he heard that, Ma Liuer closed the window obediently, now it's all over, the romantic idol drama didn't work out and made a joke for this person, he pretended not to care and turned his head to look at the handsome guy next to him, The handsome guy seems to be asleep.For so many years, Shen Bai has boasted that his eyelashes are naturally curled and long, but the eyelashes of this person in front of him are even more against the sky.He looked at it for a few seconds, thought for a while that it seemed impolite to keep looking at people like this, so he turned his head and started fiddling with his phone.

Sisi: Hey, your male god has released a new song, do you know?This message was followed by a link thrown over.

Baibaibai: Good brother, you are the most reliable, and I will reward you for a moment of spring night, the top spot in Zuiyuefang.

Sisi: Goodbye, I have a girlfriend.The state educates us not to guard ourselves.What about class?Let's eat hot pot together at Xinjiekou at night?

Bai Baibai: No class, no class today, I saw an announcement from my male god studio a few days ago, they are going to release a radio drama, and they need voice actors, this summer vacation is idle anyway, so I want to give it a try, just in case it happens As for the male god, it’s okay to eat, and I’ll tell you when I’m done, dog abuse is prohibited.

Sisi: I wish your native fan dreams come true.Well, don't worry, I want to abuse you, but she went home today.When you're done, contact me.Goodbye, I'm going to sleep.

Sisi's big name is Li Si, Shen Baifa was born a month earlier than Shen Bai, and he grew up in a compound, so like a brother, Li Si was named by his grandfather, who had two Son, but there is no daughter, Li Si Dae is the youngest son, the eldest son did not fulfill his wish and gave him a fat grandson, so he pinned his hopes on the youngest son.When Li Si's mother gave birth to him, it took a day from the contraction to the floor, and his grandfather stayed outside the delivery room for a day. When the old man took Li Si from the nurse, he saw that the child with a handle was almost dead. Fainted out of anger, the name Li Si was given to his granddaughter by his grandfather, so he, who came first, took it.Fortunately, within two years, he had another younger sister named Li Wan, which was indeed a bit "late".

Shen Bai opened the link that Li Si sent just now.He has a male god who has been in love with him for more than three years. He is called Dasheng. He is not a first-tier, second-tier, and third-tier singer in pop music, but he is quite famous in Two-dimensional. He has a nice voice, can play piano and guitar, and occasionally I started a live broadcast to sing and play the piano, but I just didn’t show my face. The reason was that I said during a live broadcast, “I’m afraid that I’ll post photos and you’ll all run to be my fans and stop listening to the songs seriously. I’m young and don’t want to I rely on my face to support myself." He is not an ordinary male god, but judging from the photos of some non-key parts he has posted over the years, he is still quite good-looking.

He was listening to the male god's new song, and a sentence suddenly came to his mind.

"Dear Bai, are you happy in your heart that there are more male gods and saints? Or are there more little blacks around you at this time?"

"He God, this question is so sharp. One is a male god who has been in love for three years, and the other is Xiao Hei, who fell in love at first sight. Go to hell," he thought.