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1.

I am a writer.

I am a tanbi writer.

I am a male danmei writer.

But thanks to everyone's love, I sigh in the reminder of "Madam, Gengwen" every day.Notice the emphasis in my first three sentences?Me, man!Danbi writer!

Alas, a new day begins with a daily question.

——Is today a day where I can prove my gender to the majority of netizens?

2.

Thinking of last night in order to show my masculinity, I deliberately posted a selfie on Weibo before going to bed.So I rubbed my little hands, couldn't wait to get up, put the toothbrush in my mouth, and ran to the desk to turn on the computer, my heart was full of strength and happiness: the girls who fanned me must have been fascinated by me and began to apologize for being blind eye it!Hey!It's cool to think about the wave of true love confessions that you're about to face.

So I brushed it a few times with my toothbrush in my mouth, and waited for everyone's apology.

But Weibo opened.Immediately I grinned until the corners of my mouth turned down, and I was beautiful when the corners of my mouth turned down... no, I was sad.

3.

"My wife's hand is so white and delicate, I want to hold it! No wonder the writing is so clear, it looks like a shy little sister hhh"

"Is this a girl who grew up eating so much cuteness!"

"Hahahaha Madam, I only know that a real hero is a song, what is a real man?"

Things started to get complicated and not at all what I thought it would be.Five delusions and three ways may also be five delusions and three ways, but what about admitting mistakes and apologizing?A confession of true love may be considered a confession of true love, but what about admitting to being blind?

???

vomit.I was so angry that I swallowed half of the toothpaste.

4.

The toothpaste water is too bad to drink, let me vomit again.

vomit.

Who knows what kind of confidence I took when I posted a selfie, it was a selfie with my eyes closed.I took full advantage of the straight male camera angle, and the freshly cut hair exudes strong androgen.The beautiful eyelashes are long and curved, just like mine.The well-articulated hands are compared with scissors next to the eyes, which is also a must-have shooting pose for straight men.After I carefully trimmed it, shouldn't I immediately think "this man is so handsome", "good attack" and "I really want to marry him" when I saw this photo?

they……

I don’t understand, really, girls like me who are fans of me are usually ice-snow and smart, and they can add drama to the plain and innocent articles I post, write dirty jokes and even arrange the body positions clearly , and can even ensure that it is not OOC while humming.Is it Bingxue smart?Isn't it very powerful, very biangbiang?But why, why did these ice-snow and smart girls not believe me when I revealed my gender five times and three times? !

What can I do to convince them? !

In all fairness, my Weibo name has been changed to "Real Man".I am really manly.

Does no one believe it? ? ! ! !

I'm a little annoyed.

5.

I was so angry that I logged onto QQ and went to my high school classmate, Ms. Yu Wan, to analyze the situation objectively and rationally.

Me: Why don't they believe it?I, a real man, the real deal.

I try to throw out the question as calmly and coldly as possible, hoping to finally get a satisfying answer full of rainbow farts.

10 minutes later.The fishball didn't come back to me.

Maybe I haven't woken up yet. In the new century, there are really not many outstanding young people like me who can go to bed early and get up early.After thinking about it, I sent about a dozen pokes.After digging out of work, I decided to put these ridiculous things aside and make money first.

Well, as a mature man, let me introduce myself calmly again.I am Zhen Nan, 23 years old.As a Japanese translator, I usually rely on contacts to take over private work. The work intensity is low, the freedom is great, and the most important thing is happiness.

6.

I was translating a business document and received an email.I also opened it casually. After all, I haven’t played with mailboxes for many years. What I usually receive are either spam advertisements or previous drifting bottle messages (either making friends or dating), heh, high-quality men like us—click in with the idea of ​​​​deleting junk, It turned out to be an invitation letter.The general idea is to invite some well-known people in the circle as guests of the meeting, send autographs and group photos on the spot, and just follow the arrangement for interaction.

I'm quite happy, firstly, I can be regarded as a well-known person in this way, and I feel very happy when I think about it; secondly, this is a good opportunity to prove my gender!I absolutely cannot miss it.So I hurriedly gave a reply, I'll go!I am very willing!

I was so happy, I hurried to the bathroom to rinse my mouth, and even happily hummed a little song and shook my legs.

Is today a day where you can prove your gender to the majority of netizens?

——Although not yet, but it will be ready soon! !