Minors are not allowed to enter

It was only later that Xie Ran remembered where this sense of familiarity came from.

Doesn't he always have such an expression himself?

The old lady looked like she was in her sixties, her hair was still black, but the old man had gray temples, the contrast was obvious.

As soon as Xie Ran saw her, he said "Oh" in his heart.

Old husband and young wife, no wonder the old man loves so deeply.

...deep enough to be a little crazy.

On the way here, the old man has been in a daze, and Xie Ran was still worried that he would be speechless when he saw someone, but he didn't expect that the old man would shout at the old lady at the top of his voice, "Old woman, it's me, my family!" Qi! I'm back to see you!"

Xie Ran: "..."

I'll go, do you still remember that you are a dead man?

It's still in the face of others, so I'm not afraid of scaring people!

He went to pull the old man's clothes at that time, trying to stop the other party from continuing to talk, but the couple was cooler than the other. The old lady was not afraid at all, but showed an expression as if she had seen garbage: "Who do you say you are?" ?”

"I, I'm Jiaqi..." The old man froze for a moment.

"Oh," the old lady said with a sneer, "you're all dead. I won't delay your bright future!"

She was about to close the door.

Xie Ran didn't expect such a development, so in a hurry, he pinned the door with his shoulders first.

Only then did he come to his senses—the couple didn't seem to have as deep a relationship as he understood.

"What are you doing, boy?" the old lady glared at him.

In order to help the guests achieve their wishes, Xie Ran also worked hard. He dryly called "Grandma" and said, "Don't be in a hurry to close the door, this... this is..."

The old man: "I'm Jiaqi!"

"..." Xie Ran paused, and said with difficulty, "It's your husband, who came here specially to... have something to tell you."

The old lady stood still, and looked at the old man suspiciously: "Is this really the Lou family?"

The old man nodded like a pounding garlic.

"I don't believe you, I listen to him."

The old lady looked at Xie Ran, Xie Ran had no choice but to nod.

"What kind of mysterious technique is this?" The old lady was a little curious, "Borrowing a dead body to return the soul?"

"No..." Xie Ran was embarrassed when he saw a human race who was so calm about "feudal superstition" for the first time. After struggling for a long time, he whispered, "Grandma, grandma...do you know painted skin?"

"I know, isn't that a story written by Lao Pu!" The old lady looked up and down this completely different "husband", looking a little eager to touch, but also a little disgusted, "I didn't expect the old lady to be able to read story books when I was still alive." one day."

Xie Ran was stunned for a while before realizing that she was talking about "Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio" - after Xie Ran arrived in the human world, in order to understand the human race, he spent a little time reading the masterpieces of the human world.

In fact, the two are not the same, but for the sake of understanding, he still said against his will: "Yes, almost."

"But I really didn't expect you to have something to say to me." The old lady said this to the old man, perhaps thinking of something, her eyes became cold again, "Say it, I'll just listen here .”

"I..." The old man's face flushed red.

"Let's go if you can't say it. It's been decades. If you can't say anything even if you die, you don't need to say it."

Xie Ran blocked the door, the old lady couldn't close the door, so she had to fold her arms and look at the old man.

This is a very defensive posture, just looking at the old lady's movements, it is hard for Xie Ran to imagine that they are actually husband and wife for decades.

He felt he had to say something.

Wouldn't it be nice to watch the old man pay the price without even saying what he wanted to say?

He sold his face and sold it smoothly, and called "grandma" skillfully, regardless of his actual age whether he could be the great-great-great-grandfather of the other party, and said kindly: "Why don't we talk after we enter the door? We can't stand all the time." at the door."

"I welcome the little handsome guy as a guest at my house, what is a bad old man doing here?"

"..." Xie Ran was speechless.

At this time, the old man suddenly sighed: "Li Ping."

The old lady fell silent for a while, before saying, "Come in... remember to close the door."

She turned back and walked into the house.

Once he walked, Xie Ran found that the old lady's legs and feet were not flexible.She walked slowly into the living room, facing the TV and nestled into the sofa: "There is water in the kitchen, pour it yourself."

The old man walked into the kitchen with his head down, poured out three glasses of water and put them on the coffee table in the living room.

The curtains were half drawn in the room, and the lights were lit in places that were not bright enough. There was a smell of blue smoke in the air. Xie Ran identified it, and the smell came from one of the rooms with the door open.

"Is it the mourning hall?" he asked.

"Yeah." The old lady said, "If you want to see it, you can go...Let Lou Jiaqi see his mourning hall, I didn't treat him badly."

Xie Ran: "..."

The sex between this old couple is really heavy.

Before he could react, the old man had already stood up. This "painted skin" had flexible legs and feet. He walked to the room in a few steps, and stood at the door with a complicated expression.

Xie Ran had no choice but to follow.

The room was empty. Judging from the traces left on the wall and floor, there should have been a bed and a wardrobe here.The photo of the old man was hung on one of the walls. Under the photo, there was a low table against the wall, which was full of incense sticks and fruits.

The blue smoke comes from the lit incense sticks.

Xie Ran noticed that the hair of the old man in the posthumous photo was still black, and he didn't look old, and he didn't know what year the photo was taken.

"This is my room with her... at the earliest time." The old man whispered, "Later... she moved to the second bedroom later."

"Why don't you tell people why I want to change rooms?" The old lady stabbed from behind.

"How would I know?" The old man turned around and yelled at her, "When I asked you why you changed rooms, you didn't say anything!"

"What did you do that you don't know what to do?"

"I said I didn't!"

"No?" The old lady snorted coldly, "If everyone is dead, you still think I'm a fool? If you have nothing to say, leave as soon as possible, and reincarnate as soon as possible, don't be disgusting here."

The old man opened his mouth, but couldn't speak, so he had to close it again.

The room fell silent for an instant.

Xie Ran, who was forced to watch a quick fight, hesitated for a while, and asked softly, "...what's the matter?"

"...She said that I found Xiaosan when I was in my 30s." The old man said, "Women are sometimes very suspicious. I thought that if I let her calm down for a while, she would figure it out. I didn't expect her to think about it. for decades."

The old lady sneered coldly behind her back: "Young man, do you know how the old woman's legs were injured? When I was 28 years old, when he celebrated his 30th birthday, he was sent to Mobei by the unit. There was a lot of snow, and he didn’t bring enough clothes. He said he was freezing to death. I wanted to give him clothes, and secondly, I wanted to celebrate his birthday. I took the train for dozens of hours with big bags and small bags...that’s It's my first time to travel far! These feet were frozen in the snow... What happened to him? He was smiling happily with his arms around a young female colleague!"

Xie Ran didn't know whether to be surprised that the couple is only 2 years apart or surprised that the old man can play in the city.

"I didn't hug her! I was just standing with her at the time... only one umbrella!"

In this matter, Lou Jiaqi seemed to be dreaming back decades ago, turning into a young man in place, blushing and eager to prove himself.

It's a pity that the person opposite is his wife who has been with him day and night for decades.

"Yes, you didn't hug her." Mei Liping spoke in a very calm tone, with a kind of indifference after seeing through, "Do you want me to settle the old score?"

She didn't wait for the other party's answer, and really counted them on her own. The memory of the elderly is generally not very good, but she knows those past events very well, and she doesn't know how many times she has pondered them in her heart.

What happened to picking up a strange woman's hair in the car of Lou's family one year, ambiguous text messages in the middle of the night, lipstick marks on the cuffs after a dinner party... There are so many things, they can't be said all at once.

Hearing the old man's lunatic "I haven't said a word to my wife yet", and hearing these stories again, Xie Ran felt a sense of absurdity of being torn apart.

But he could see from the old lady's expression that these words were not false.

And the strangest thing is that when the old lady said this, the old gentleman showed a confused expression, obviously ignorant of it.

Seeing that the atmosphere in the room was getting closer to freezing point, Xie Ran could not help but sigh.

"The yin and yang are separated, why don't you two sit down and have a peaceful chat?" He persuaded in a good voice, "I think there seems to be some misunderstanding here."

……

There is a piece of land in the coastal area of ​​the city that needs to be developed urgently. As a result, several interested units have been arguing for many years, and the land has been abandoned.

The good thing is that there are no people around here for several kilometers.

Jing Xuan, who took a fancy to this point, came here and took out a small bag from his arms.

This pocket looks small, but it can hold a lot of things. He opened the pocket, shaking out a bunch of... ghosts of different heights, short, fat, and thin.

This group of ghosts held wisps of black thread-like mist on their hands and feet, one by one, and finally gathered in Jing Xuan's hands.

"My lord, what exactly are you bringing us here for?" A fat ghost begged with a sad face, "We have explained everything we know, can you see if you can..."

"Let you go?" Jing Xuan smiled.

He glanced around, and all the ghosts caught by him nodded after saying this.

These ghosts are all caught by him these days. Some of them deceive the human race to kill people, and some directly use their own yin energy to affect the life of the living. In short, they did nothing good.

Whether it's deceit or influence by Yin Qi, it's all playing side-by-side within the rules of "non-interference among all races" in the Dao of Heaven.

The nasty kid needs a little punishment.

Jing Xuan deliberately paused for a while, watching the surprise in the eyes of those ghosts turn into disappointment, and finally returned to panic and despair, and then said casually: "It's okay to let you go, I brought you here today, nothing more than I hope you guys can do me a favor."

A "tiny" favor.

Jing Xuan pursed her lips and smiled, and said to those ghosts who kept asking "what's your business": "I want you... to open the door to the ghost world for me."

"Now?!"

Those ghosts were startled—this is broad daylight, or is it a day when the sun is very strong, forcefully opening the gate of ghosts?

This is to kill them!