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As we all know, there is a lag period in the broadcast of variety shows.

This week, the second episode of "Actor's Rivers and Lakes" was recorded, but the first episode recorded last time was part 2 - ""Actors' Rivers and Lakes" where only the devil and the male protagonist do not exist. Continued".

Variety show, as always, laughs to death, and variety show fans are happy.

Only CP fans continue to divide, and all kinds of internal chaos and quarrels!

CP powder is a strange creature, and sometimes it is extremely strong, and it can kill everything with hard candy blood sugar.Sometimes it is very fragile, and the slightest sign of trouble makes it feel that all business is fake.

After the program part2 was broadcast, the comment area once again fell into a melee——

"Look and see! Isn't Tian coming back this week? The two of them definitely had a temporary quarrel last week, and they will make up this week!!!"

"Huh? Where is the sweetness coming back? Are you still obviously unfamiliar?"

"Help, how did you tell you weren't familiar? We were in the same room for two full days, with so many interactions!!!"

"Forced to interact. The program team doesn't want to be a man to hype CP, but put them together. Look at Shen Zhuoyan's expression, does it seem to be a little bit genuinely happy?"

"Shen Zhuoyan was about to cry out of anger, she was completely resisting passively."

"Fuck, it's really bad luck for Cheng Yun, okay? I have to take care of the unstable emotions of the unfamiliar and top-notch, who has provoked who?"

Just finished recording a new episode of the show, Zhang Jiayao, who was eating a mouthful of dog food, looked at her phone: "..."

Ding dong——You have a new message from Zhenzhen.

Zhenzhen@尧尧的小号: Work is over?Will you come to my house for dinner? (Picture: sea urchin platter, salmon, fresh lobster sashimi.)

Yaoyao's trumpet @陈珍: Heh, woman.

Fan: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"! Zhenzhen and Yaoyao, who have been in the cold war for 18 hours, are talking again! Wow, my 'Jia Yao' really has no BE!"

This week for CP fans, it was quite abusive.

While mourning because of the lack of familiarity with the master, at the same time watching Mrs. Sugar Eater's boudoir wall.Since last week, big V "Zhenzhen" and "Yaoyao's trumpet" have been full of plans, and have been pinching each other online for a week.

Yaoyao's trumpet: "Zhenzhen!!! You jumped again and again, you jumped again and again, you jumped again and again! Look at you, how many times have you jumped repeatedly in just a few weeks?"

Zhenzhen: I don't want to dance either, but they are really not real.Reasons are 1..., 2..., 3... (small composition)

Yaoyao's trumpet: "You are just guessing out of thin air, can you be firmer?"

Zhenzhen: "It's not a wild guess! If it wasn't for xxx, why would Cheng Yun be xxx? In short, if there is no xxx, Shen Zhuoyan wouldn't be xxx. It is simply unreasonable to say that they are together, anyway, it is difficult for me to be convinced. "

"..."

A true friendship may be a crazy battle online during the day, and at night, Baba goes over to ask for a photo for the girlfriend.

In the end, the group photo was finally obtained, and Nie Zhen said, "Look, they don't look familiar and natural in the group photo, don't they?"

Zhang Jiayao was almost mad at her.

Of course, there are objective reasons for Zhenzhen's repeated horizontal jumps.

After all, in the world of sugar cravings, Zhang Jiayao's "cracking CP is true every time" is definitely a rare physique.Zhenzhen, who is sad, has been repeating the BE curse of "knock one, knock one, knock one pair, knock one pair" for many years.

Although, it's not 100% fan who is cool.

But statistics show that the probability of collapse is as high as 95%.

The idol who has been fanned by Zhenzhen's true feelings will get big troubles, bad luck, exposure of huge black material, being hidden, withdrawn from the circle, breaking the law, and going to jail within a year.The CP who is Zhenzhen's true love fan will basically be exposed within a year of hidden marriage, cheating, double-faced, tearing face for resources, cutting leeks without limit, and the boss will personally end the passionate demolition...

Zhenzhen's star chasing career, a capital "miserable".

……

Once Zhenzhen was bitten by a snake, Zhenzhen was afraid of well ropes for ten years.

Although now I stand up strong and continue to drink, but after all, ptsd, every day while drinking, I am very suspicious and worried.

In recent years, Zhenzhen's tragic experience of continuous real feelings and continuous collapse of the house is well known in the circle.

CP fans love .jpg one after another, and can't bear to be harsh.

Of course, there is another important reason for the high tolerance of the big V's repeated horizontal jumps.

That is, from the very beginning, no one thought that "You Cheng Xiao" could be true! ! !

Not to mention "you have Cheng Xiao", even if it is "Nutrition Junyun", it was just an outrageous UP in the beginning!

Everyone is "hahahahaha", no one takes it seriously.

Who would have thought that in the end, when he exploded out of the circle, he could become a real person?

Obviously different painting styles, irrelevant circles, very different temperaments, two people who have no wool connection, can still dig out so many coincidences of birthdays, Halloween, leather bracelets, tidbits are so sweet, quarrels are so cruel, and there will be echoes of everything for a while, and for a while. Schrödinger's I don't know if they are together.

Ah, the most terrible thing is Schrödinger's CP, which is crazy about fan mentality.

Let a bunch of fucked people fall into the pit alive, howling and dying, unable to get out!

……

As we all know, the sugar-eating big V "Yaoyao's trumpet" with 500w+ fans and the female star "Zhang Jiayaostella" with 1000w+ should be treated differently.

Under "Yaoyao's trumpet", you can eat candy, comment and scroll for pictures and resources.

But you can't dance at "Zhang Jiayao Stella".

This time, the new episode of "Actor's Rivers and Lakes" has just finished recording, and CP fans are obediently squatting at "Yaoyao's trumpet", waiting for the first-line sugar information.

However, for some reason, "Yaoyao's trumpet" was unusually silent this time, and there was no activity for N consecutive days.

CP fans are trembling.

"Could it be that... this time, Yaoyao didn't hit the front line?"

"CP is too fake, the truth is too cruel, Yaoyao is speechless???"

"Woo woo woo, I'm so scared..."

"I'm afraid to watch the variety show next week."

"Be optimistic, maybe it's too sweet, is Yaoyao dizzy?"

"how is this possible!"

"It's okay, no matter what, we'll find out when the show airs next week."

"No... a week is still too long, Yaoyao, please say something! If our CP is real, please blink!"

"Yaoyao's trumpet" continued to have no response.

But one day later, the female star "Zhang Jiayao Stella" posted an ad for "Bright Milky Way Star Eyeshadow".In the advertisement, Zhang Jiayao is wearing a red dress and blinking blingblingblingly, blinking wildly.

"Ahhh, Yaoyao responded!"

"Don't be overly CP, Yaoyao is just shooting commercials."

"I don't care, I don't care anyway, Yaoyao just responded!"

Schrödinger's CP, with Schrödinger's first-line sugar-eating big V.

Mentality.

It's really about the mentality! ! !

After waiting for a week, finally, a new episode of the variety show is here.Countless CP fans have done a week of psychological construction and entered the variety show firmly.

That night, the female star Zhang Jiayao was on a particularly inexplicable trending search.

People who didn't know the truth clicked in, and were puzzled to see the neat "Oh, woman" in the comment area.

Oh, woman.

The wings are hard, you have learned to whet your appetite, right?

……

N years later, when the old CP fans are pushing glasses and explaining the compulsory course of "Drinking and laughing" to the newcomers, this issue of "Actor's Rivers and Lakes" is definitely a milestone and classic that cannot be missed in the compulsory content. Zhongdian.

Discuss what is suppressed first and then raised.

On what is the ups and downs of the plot.

On what is called "the standard-style chasing husband crematorium".

Too many elements.

excessive! ! !

Among CP fans, there are actually quite a few battle-hardened like Zhenzhen.I have engaged in dead CP, eaten blood sugar, eaten wicked meals, and seen all kinds of underworld operations.I have watched the confession scene and witnessed the stage marriage proposal. All in all, it is no surprise that the name of the scene is normal.

No.

It is said that you have heard the hidden love in a large crowd full of guests.

But have you ever seen the successful scene of a husband-chasing crematorium full of guests and guests?

Have you ever thought that in your lifetime, in a short 80-minute variety show, you can simultaneously see "the successful scene of a large-scale crematorium that can be recorded in history", "the two-way rush to the scene with tacit cooperation", "the sweet large-scale supplement of CP in the play" End HE scene", "and the real CP cuddling and carrying the fat sugar scene" crazy superposition scene?

no, no.impossible.

But "Zhu You Cheng Xiao" did it!

There is no CP who dares to post candy so unscrupulously and frantically.

In just one week, from the mourning to the wedding banquet, it was too sweet, even if it was disturbed, there was nothing to say. CP fans are willing to lie flat on the bottom of the pit.

Cheng Yun: "..."

Although, as early as the "Nutrition Junyun" era, he had already seen the powerful brain supplementing ability of CP fans.

But today's CP Chaohua comment area is too imaginative...?

"Ah~ abuse first and then sweetness, Mr. Cheng's textbook scum attacking the movie king's husband-chasing crematorium. Thank you, I got it, it's too sweet, I can die without regret."

"Although I really want to say—Shen Juyan, why are you so coaxing? Mom is so worried that you will be wronged when you marry!!! But, forget it, he should treat you well, respect love, and bless you. (Sincerely) )”

"This is definitely a romance."

"No, love is not worthy."

"Looking stupid... how dare Lianzong be so wild, how dare Lianzong make up such a plot!"

"They are really brave, they are really brave."

"So the case has been solved. The 'Stiff and Unfamiliar' episode in the last episode was really just a quarrel between couples!"

"Facts have proved that real xql quarrels will only enhance the relationship, and the next bedside quarrel will be with the end of the bed~"

"Everyone, hurry up and come to the cut, and learn how a stable 24-year-old mature man can coax an insecure wife who is awkward!"

Cheng Yun: "..."

Cheng Yun: "..."

Although, he did coax Yanyan, but it's not enough, right?Really not!

Cheng Yun clicked into the variety show.

Cheng Yun clicked it out.

"..."

Just, wait a minute, why.

Why in so many scenes of Mozun giving gifts to the male lead, Mozun's expression...is not at all the "normal and relaxed" he imagined? ?

Why is Mozun's expression completely abnormal? ?

There are a few close-ups, and it even looks very close to the "ah~ slag Gong is fidgeting."

"Ah~ Slag Gong is so regretful."

"Ah~ Zha Gong doesn't know how to coax his wife to pace back and forth."

"Ah~ Zha Gong is uneasy about whether the coaxing was successful or not."

But isn't it?

He clearly remembered that he didn't act like this?

Help, he is the winner of the Golden Maple Award! "Ordinary and normal" gift to Yan Yan, why does the screen look like this, he can't act and he has problems, right?

The situation on Shen Zhuoyan's side was even more outrageous.

After the variety show aired that day, besides Zhang Jiayao, another outrageous hot search——

"Did Shen Juyan's cat ears move?"

Facts have proved that director Xiao Wang did indeed photograph the non-existent cat ears of metaphysics, and the comment area was very noisy. 80% of people insisted that they saw movement, and only 20% of honest people stubbornly resisted and insisted on arguing "about human beings". There's no such thing as cat ears."

"Here it comes again, look! Shen Zhuoyan is not at all! Don't look at the camera!!!"

"Is poppies really that good-looking? Can you look at them for a long time?"

"Is the devil's ugly self-portrait worth staring at in a daze?"

"He folded it carefully."

"He secretly put it away next to his body!"

"Help... Before he received the gift, he looked as if he was heartbroken."

"Received Cheng Yun's gift, the dog's eyes immediately rejoiced."

"Do you love him that much?"

"Is it really impossible to hide it at all?"

Some rational fans are still shouting with their weak voices: "Please, these are all dramas! This is a drama within a drama, a plot written by a screenwriter!"

From the whole male lead's quarrel with the Demon Lord, to the Demon Lord's coaxing the male lead, it's all just a play within a play dictated by the plot of "Actor's Rivers and Lakes"!

"They are NPC actors, they're just acting in a play within a play!"

However, such a statement is not convincing and cannot cause any splashes.

"Ha, just Shen Juyan's acting skills, you told me about those facial expressions, he did it?"

"Don't be ridiculous, with his level, he will never be able to act!"

"..."

Only the world where Wei Fan was injured has been achieved again.

It's like a person sitting in a pot at home comes from the sky.What's the matter with these CP fans, there's no need to crave CP and step on your acting skills by the way, right?The good CP powder should be leveled with a bowl of water?

Doesn't hesitate to use the fact that "the master's normal facial paralysis is poor in acting skills" to prove that "Shen Juyan's acting skills are up to standard" = "love is real", isn't this too wicked? ? ? ?

As a result, it’s okay not to question.Once questioned, there is no way to stop CP fans' unethical video-cutting behavior.

"If everything is acting"——

Cheng Yun sent wine, food, and clothes.

Shen Zhuyan's due reaction: a paralyzed coffin-faced indifferent face, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"If Everything Is True"——

Cheng Yun sent wine, food, and clothes.

Shen Zhuoyan was in a daze, all kinds of weird little movements, all kinds of tense and conflicted and unconfident little expressions, clever cat ears moving, and dog eyes.

"..."

"..."

Cheng Yun scrolled through the comment section.

"One thing to say, the way Teacher Cheng coaxes Shen Zhuoyan's care is exactly the same as when my partner coaxed me."

"And Shen Juyan's appearance is super easy to be coaxed, and it also looks like the humble me QvQ who has nothing to do with boyfriends."

"Love does make people humble, right? Look at Shen Zhuoyan, as a handsome guy, he is nervous, unconfident, and worried about gains and losses."

"So - Teacher Cheng, I know you're watching! Cub, look straight at me!"

what?

Cheng Yun shook his hand.

"The big wife who was finally recovered by the crematorium, don't lose it again, you know? You must spoil me to death, do you hear me!!!"

This flick was fatal, the orange thumb next to the comment was accidentally clicked by his slippery hand!

=A=

The adrenaline rush was canceled in a second in the revolving lantern, and Baidu immediately said, "Will it be found out if you cancel in seconds after likes on Weibo?"

"meeting."

"There is no cure for slippery hands."

"The only remedy is to change the information, change the avatar, change the birthday, pretend to be a zombie passer-by, and then sell the account and run away."

"..."

But his account with nearly 200 million fans can't pretend to be a zombie and passers-by can't run away!

Lin Yan pushed and threw a landmine