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Within a few days, Cheng Yun added various groups, various super chats, various forums, collected various links, and various small websites at home and abroad that no one knew about.

"Nutrition Junyun" CP is really impressive.

Cheng Yun also wanted to say that it wasn't that he wanted to knock, but could he be blamed for knocking?Among other things, just ask where can I find this kind of beautiful love that is recognized by each other and never changes through time?

If he could find it easily, he wouldn't be solo till now!

Cheng Yun is also living in Chaohua today, facing the huge amount of new food, rubbing his hands with flies.JPG

Mr. Cheng, who has been calm for more than 30 years and has never knocked on CP, has also learned how to rub hands with flies. JPG posts various CP topics.Who made everyone in Chaohua talented, who speaks nicely, and draws beautifully?

Check out this picture.

The antiquity wallpaper of Mozun X male protagonist drawn by netizens.

Beautiful strokes, save.

Look at this again, the Q-version portrait of Mozun X male protagonist painted by netizens.

The Q bomb is cute, save it.

Then Kangkang netizen P's hardcore photo - the wedding photo of Mozun Shunjun x hero Li Yunlong with a red background.

It is unique in the world to confuse the fake with the real.Cheng Yun even had the urge to send this picture to Yan Yan for a moment.It's better to have fun alone than to have fun together. Just look at how talented netizens are in this year's sand sculpture production! ! !

But he still tried his best to restrain the evil hand.

After all, according to his archaeological experience of watching Shen Juyan variety shows before, Yan Yan is very straight, and other men on the show would hate to dodge him even if they touched him.

Cheng Yun: "..."

Yan Yan might not like these very much.

Therefore, it is enough for one of the righteous masters to kowtow by himself, and there is no need to dance in front of the other righteous master.

The self-cultivation of a master/CP fan.

Of course, the reason why Cheng Yun thinks this wedding photo is so beautiful and wants to forward it everywhere is not only because the photo is so natural.Also because the wedding photo also comes with a pair of western style couplets.

Gold lettering on red paper, "Nutrition Junyun" written on the left, and "Through Growth" written on the right.The letter "good match" and "howpay" in English, and a big sun is drawn above the head.

Comment section: "Madam, do you want them to thrive under the sun like two plants?"

Host: "No, no, actually, I hope they will always have their day, and they will be able to 'fuck' a strong future!"

Cheng Yun: "..." The words of tiger and wolf.

However, as a creature like human beings, the ability to accept is from weak to strong.

Just a few days ago, Cheng Yun, who just entered Chaohua, was surprised at how he let himself go in the anonymous online world-are these sketchy pictures normal humans can see?Are these videos obscure cars, can normal humans cut them?Until he clicked into the text area, he found that his layout was small. Compared with the txt in the text area, it can be said that it is nothing but elegant and clear water.

Speaking of those insane and high-powered works of thunder and pants flying in the text area...

Carbon-based organisms cannot, or at least should not.

It really shouldn't.

……

It is rare for Shen Zhuoyan to take a day off from work.

Assistant Zhao Yang watched it every day, watching Shen Zhuoyan working very seriously every day for the past year, trying to overcome autism and appearing on various shows, trying her best to observe and learn other artists' "sense of variety" and interaction methods .In addition, he still has to practice dancing and take acting classes, so not only does he not have any personal entertainment time, he even doesn't even get enough sleep in many cases.

As a cousin, Zhao Yang felt very distressed. He thought Xiaoyan could get a good night's sleep today.

The result, hehe.

At 06:30 in the morning, it was getting bright, and I saw Shen Zhuoyan in the hotel restaurant had already woken up.The beautiful Gua Wazi, with dark circles on his pale face, was scribbling breakfast while holding his mobile phone and looking at it intently.

Zhao Yang: "..."

Walking around behind her lightly, Sha Mao Mao was addicted to CP videos again and couldn't extricate herself.

Can it still work?

While sighing, Zhao Yang secretly shed tears for himself.

Because he actually heard a short piece of cheerful BGM in the video, and easily recognized that it was "The Devil and the Male Lead Must Talk About Two or Three Things" newly cut by CP master "Zhenzhen" yesterday.

"..." Oh, why is he so proficient?

He is not a CP fan, but as an assistant, he is obliged to watch out for his male star, so he has to lurk CP super talk!

It's okay to be struck by the brains of CP fans every day, refresh and reshape, but now those CP fans who have been knocked crazy show off "I don't sleep at four o'clock, I am full of energy", "Knocking CP all night and facing pandas the next day The symptoms of "going to work with the corners of the mouth raised and the eyes full of chicken blood" are also reflected in my male artist, is it okay? ? ?

Facts have proved that staying up late for a long time will eventually affect the level of human IQ.

What's more, Shen Zhuoyan was not very smart.Zhao Yang watched helplessly as he watched the video with a dazed smile, watched him put down the fork, watched him stretch out his slender fingers to poke the small + sign on the screen...

Zhao Yang: "Yan Yan Yan Yan Yan Yan, what are you doing!"

Damn, luckily he snatched Shen Juyan's phone in time.The silly boy is now a big wow, is it okay if you just want to click and follow CP Chaohua? ! ? !

Fortunately, he has quick eyesight and quick hands.It's fine for others to act foolishly, but if you are top-notch, you will definitely have trouble! ! !

It's not that the rightful owner can't drink, but absolutely can't do it so blatantly! ! !

Zhao Yang's operation on the mobile phone was as fierce as a tiger: "Come on, I registered my alias for you! You have to pay attention, my alias is whatever you want!"

Zhao Yang's trumpet profile picture is actually a lotus flower, and his net name is "The Years Are Quiet". The pictures on the previous Weibo are also a favorite style of a 50-something-year-old aunt after she retires. Shen Zhuoyan: "... ..."

Just as Zhao Yang was about to say something, he was interrupted by a phone call.He only saw Maomao continued to flip through the phone for a while, rubbed his eyes, seemed to be more sleepy, leaned against the French window of the restaurant to look at the lake, and turned back into a pale and lifeless aquatic seaweed cat.

After finishing the phone call, Zhao Yang came back, and Shen Zhuoyan was still in his original seat.

But it was very different from the sleepiness just now, with eyes wide open and sitting super straight.

Colleagues, other members of the team sent several messages to Zhao Yang, which were screenshots of the same content.

Zhao Yang: "..."

Life is always magical.

On his side, he just stopped Mao Mao from being stupid in time, but he never expected that Mr. Cheng, who has always been mature, steady and not making mistakes, actually... slipped his hand and liked the wedding photo of the male lead Mozun X! ! !

……

Cheng Yun really liked it accidentally.

The 32-year-old grandpa is not ignorant of what he can and cannot do. He was framed by a high-tech related account!Although the original author posted this wedding photo on various platforms, he got it and saved it on a private plot of a very small number of CP fans.

He thought he was anonymous on this plot of land.

After all, his account ID is still garbled, and he doesn't even have an avatar.The purpose of his registration is purely to eat sugar! ! !

Cheng Yun has registered so many CP sites during this period, and he has been confused for a long time. He doesn't remember that he directly binds to Weibo to register with one click, and he doesn't know that he secretly likes here. A new blog post will be generated directly on the Weibo account - "@宇韰0108 liked and shared a good post on the xxx website 'Hey hey today Xiao P took a wedding photo, the big picture attachment is self-taken', you can also take a look Acridine?"

The consequences can be imagined.

Although 10 minutes later, he was reminded by Yin Yihao's video bombing and quickly deleted it.However, it was obvious that it had been saved by the screenshot. In the CP superiority, "Ah, ah, ah, the Lord was also stinging", and a bunch of overnight people fried early in the morning. In the face of these hot all night welfares, it was like a big year.

Shen Zhuo stared at the phone with a straight face, staring at it.

Brother Yun is typing.

Brother Yun is typing.

Brother Yun is typing.

Zhao Yang looked at Shen Zhuoyan looking forward to it with an extremely serious face, and sincerely lamented that the world is unpredictable, and Teacher Cheng is also difficult to explain, and it takes a long time to input words and sentences carefully.

Then, without seeing him at a glance, a voice call came from Shen Juyan's side.

Zhao Yang: "???"

Zhao Yang: "?????"

Wait, wait a minute.

Did this thing really happen in this world?Society is afraid that Xiaoyan will take the initiative to call someone? ? ?

Not only was he hit, but he also had a natural facial paralysis... Cough, indifferent!

"Teacher Cheng."

"..."

"..."

There was a moment of silence on the other side, and the voice was painful: "Yanyan, that like, it was my assistant who accidentally slipped!"

Zhao Yang took a sip of Pu'er next to him and almost didn't spray it.

Teacher Cheng! ! ! =W=. . .

Teacher Cheng, who is good at socializing, is not very good at crisis public relations! After "typing" for more than two minutes, did you come up with such an excuse?

Teacher Cheng, did he forget...

Before, at the Beef Pot Bureau, Teacher Cheng himself said that he had no assistant.At that time, they all drank some wine and forgot what they were talking about.Anyway, Yin Yihao has always said that Mr. Cheng is very good. He has a high education and a high IQ, which is different. He doesn't need to hire a broker or assistant, and he can handle the finances and all the outreach by himself.

Teacher Cheng said modestly that the main reason is that he happened to have learned some financial knowledge, was outgoing and liked to deal with people, and was too lazy to bother.

When I drank too much later, the old matter was brought up again.Cheng Yun: No!It's the poor forced to beat the workers who don't deserve to have assistants! ! !

Zhao Yang clearly remembered the above.

He was sure that Xiaoyan also remembered it clearly, because Shen Zhuyan's expression at that moment was a real cat, an indescribable kind of cat!

Then, he continued to be very calm: "Oh, that doesn't matter, when the staff makes mistakes."

"I called Mrs. Cheng, not to say that, but to say... I just @ Mrs. Cheng, can Mrs. Cheng go online and reply to my @?"

Zhao Yang: "..." What?

I don't even know when Xiaoyan @ him?Quickly turned on the phone and looked, the time was 5 minutes ago, when he answered the phone, that is, when Cheng Yun just slipped his hand.

Shen Zhuoyan held up two mangosteens from the hotel's buffet breakfast fruit plate, and posted a selfie taken from the perspective of a boyfriend who was slightly lazy and handsome in the morning sun beside the bed, and circled Cheng Yun.

Shen Zhuoyan [email protected] Cheng Yun 0108: "Mr. Cheng, this one is sour and sweet. It tastes better than the creamy one we ate together last time. Are you hungry?"

Zhao Yang: "..."

He doesn't need to click on it, he can imagine the grand occasion of "Nutrition Junyun" super talk full of fireworks and demons dancing wildly at this moment.

Good guy, it's less than seven in the morning.

Mr. Cheng knelt on CP all night and did not sleep, slipped and liked the wedding photos.

Shen Zhuoyan knelt on CP all night and didn't sleep, and started the business model forcefully without any discussion before Mr. Cheng might be "hot" and "single machine selling rotten".

CP fans knelt on CP all night without sleeping, and won two sweet crits in a row in the early morning, making them stupid and numb.

The world where all the people beat CP has been achieved.

The world where only the assistant is injured has reached! ! !

Du Wei:? ? ?

MO?A world where only you get hurt?A world where only you get hurt? ? ? ?

The author has something to say:

Ah, the computer has been sent for repair, it’s so hard to poke QQ on the spare computer, huh.

Huadian is actually "Brother Yun" typing, on the surface Mr. Cheng, behind the scenes...