Lalang

Li Yunlong is a great hero.

But he is sad now.

croak.

sad frog.

At this moment, he is re-shooting the scene where the male lead sadly raises his sword and kills the Demon Lord with red eyes.But the sad frog in his heart is not croaking desperately because he is about to kill the childhood bamboo horse with his own hands.

After all, the Mozun who was hacked to death today rolled his eyes and stood up, wiped the sweet blood sugar syrup from the corner of his mouth, and jumped up again.

And tomorrow's Demon Lord...

Tomorrow's Mozun directly finished the scene.

Tomorrow is Teacher Cheng's last day on the set of "One World Yunlong".And the male protagonist Li Yunlong is in this crew with no friends, and there will be a full month of filming and more than 100 scenes in the follow-up.Lonely and widowed—quack quack.

Thinking of such a sad thing, the male protagonist couldn't help being so sad that he couldn't sleep.

What's worse is that last night, the insomniac hero turned to his phone in the middle of the night, and he happened to turn to a variety show recorded by Yin Yihao early last year.

At the beginning of last year, Yin Yihao hadn’t made his debut in a boy group, and he was still an announcer of all kinds of male N numbers in TV dramas and silly variety shows, but in his silly career, in all the silly interviews and variety show clips, Cheng Yun can be seen everywhere.

Criticism Interview: Who is the actor you most admire?

Yin Yihao: Of course it's Brother Cheng Yun!

Criticism interview: Hehehehehe. (I didn't realize who Cheng Yun was laughing at)

Confused Variety Show: It's already ten o'clock in the evening, and our captain Xiaohao still hasn't managed to earn extra money. Could it be that their team can only eat instant noodles tomorrow?Ah, all of a sudden, our little Hao started to run, he started to sprint, and he dodged into a (coding) community!

Yin Yihao: Brother Cheng, open the door quickly, and hand over all the meat, eggs, milk and vegetables in your refrigerator, as well as chili sauce!Wow, it smells so good, you have hidden so many Musang Kings?

Criticize Variety Show: Ah, he went to rob!Captain Xiaohao, relying on his own strength, can't earn tomorrow's meal expenses and chooses to rob his friends! ! !And with his own strength, he carried away three unshelled durians with his bare hands. A real foodie, he didn't even let his friend's unshelled durians go!

Criticizing travel programs: It’s afternoon here, but it’s three o’clock in the morning in China. Isn’t it good to call now for help?

Yin Yihao: It’s okay, my friend is still awake, I just sent him a photo of a smiling dolphin!

The camera scanned the screen of Yin Yihao's mobile phone for 0.5 seconds, and Shen Zhuoyan paused successfully.

Yin Yihao: The sea in Havana is so beautiful, the free travel variety show is sooooo happy! ! ! (little devil rotating emoticon package)

Cheng Yun: (a list) Don’t forget my purchasing agent.

Yin Yihao: Are you still human?

Yin Yihao: (Link to push song) Absolutely, Dad Chou Jia's new song breaks the ugly record, you pinpin, there are still fans blowing it with their eyes closed? !

Cheng Yun: It's true that the ghost screamed the whole time. (Push the introduction of the new movie) When you come back, it's time for this one, date?

……

……

It rained cats and dogs.

The male protagonist Li Yunlong was holding a sword, pale and sad, his face was covered with rain.

He originally thought that as long as he practiced his sword skills day after day, he would be able to stand upright in front of the demon one day.But I didn't expect that a strange sand sculpture whose swordsmanship was far inferior to his was able to go to Mozun's house to steal durians at the stage of his life like a dog!

sad.

He originally thought that Mozun would definitely remember the agreement to take him to eat beef hot pot.But that strange sand sculpture not only occupied the demon king last night, but also came to the set with a shy face to wait today, and kept asking Brother Cheng what we have for dinner tonight!

Double sadness.

Thunder, lightning, heavy steps in the rain.

The hero doesn't want to kill the Demon Lord.If it is possible, it would be very suitable for him to cut off Lao Dao behind Lao Wang behind the camera and chop Yin Yihao behind Lao Wang.

It's a pity that the plot is not written that way.The demon king can kill innocent people indiscriminately, but the male protagonist cannot.

One step, two steps, the male protagonist uses a big move to resist the final attack of the Demon Lord.

Triple was sad and wanted to eat beef pot with Mozun.

Three steps, four steps, the male protagonist was injured and fell down and stood up again staggeringly.

Quadra was sad, Mozun ate beef pot with other cuties.

Penta was sad, Mozun might not remember the beef pot that he promised him.

KO

The hero finally pierced the Demon Lord's chest with his sword, and with the violent wind and rain flying behind him, a line of tears silently rolled down his handsome and pale cheeks.

Director Wang: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.It's so silky smooth, you can get it all!

The sad Shen Zhuoyan was so beautiful against the sky.

This line of tears has reached the point where the finishing touch has reached the realm of perfection.It's a business trip, it's a business trip, this paragraph alone is definitely enough for fans of Shen Juyan to blow it up, and they will never be scolded!

"Okay, Cut!"

……

With a click, the Demon Lord who should have died immediately opened his eyes and revived.

Cheng Yun decisively raised his big black sleeves, covering Shen Juyan in his arms from the heavy rain that was still pouring down.

Although it is actually useless to do so, the fact can't hide anything.

In addition, Cheng Yun was slightly choking on his back when he died just now, and his mouth was full of sweet and fishy blood, and his heart was chilled by the rain.But I don't know why, the first subconscious thought is to put myself behind and protect the sad cat first.

Cheng Yun also couldn't figure out where this mentality came from.

After thinking hard for a moment, he felt that this might be... er, the legendary "father's love bursting"? ? ?

Cats are so cute, he can't help feeling a paternal love for them!

Father's love was born in this way?

Hey, maybe, anyway, fatherly love is a metaphysics, it is everywhere and everywhere.What he cares more about is that the cute cats in front of him are deformed by sadness now, they are not so sad that they look like cats, but more like a pale, decadent, helpless and crumbling aquatic plant.

Rainwater flowed down his neck, and his whole body was gloomy and damp, as if he was about to decay and be silent in this thunder and lightning night.How could his old father bear to watch the wet cat show such a look? ? ?

The cat must be coaxed! ! !

As a result, before coaxing, the decadent waste water plants moved first.

Shen Zhuoyan raised her pure black eyes, staring at the sleeve that Cheng Yun held up to help him cover the rain in a daze.

The whole process takes about a few seconds, at most ten seconds.His eyes slowly changed from aggrieved to ashamed, to a little bit of light, and then to the whole radiance, and the whole person has successfully transformed from a wilted aquatic plant back to a cat in a second. cat.

Maomao looked at him seriously.

Maomao tilted her head.

Cheng Yun: "~~~~" No, what kind of magical species is Yanyan, is she too cute? ? ? ?Must rua!

As a result, the umbrella was stuffed before half of the hand was stretched out.

Yin Yihao: "Mr. Cheng, congratulations on calling it a day, let's walk around! What are we going to eat today? Oh—what?"

"What" was a cold hand, pulling away his wrist like a vine.

Shen Zhuoyan, who had been frozen in the heavy rain for a long time, was dressed in red, pale, and with black lips, like a corpse that had been haunted on the set for three years.

Yan Corpse lightly parted her thin lips: "Beef...meat...pot."

Yin Yihao was terrified.

The ghost of the gorgeous corpse lingered: "Tonight, eat beef pot, Mr. Cheng, and me."

The author has something to say:

Hahaha too busy =w=