I'm not talking about raising monsters
Chapter 95
After Tang Jiujiu finished writing the article, he handed it over to Jiao Shang.Doctor Yuan's face was almost healed, and several people went back together with the carpenters.
The construction of the golden body of Bodhisattva Wei Tuo has already begun.But Chen Meng's Earth Temple hasn't been repaired yet, and the carpenters have all run away because of being molested.
When they go back this time, they will definitely catch this prodigal son.Tang Jiujiu asked: "You Guang, is this the legendary Wutong God? Wutong God likes to be promiscuous and bully men and women."
You Guang shook his head and said: "It's not Wutongshen, most of them like women, not men."
"If Wutongshen enters a person's home, he will definitely harm the whole family, from the youngest daughter-in-law to the eldest daughter-in-law to the old lady one by one."
"These carpenters are not from the same family, and they are all gentlemen. It seems that they don't meet the taste of Wutongshen."
After much deliberation, Tang Jiujiu thought that the only monsters who liked to destroy people's innocence were Wutongshen.Although the fox demon likes to be romantic, she pays attention to your love and my willingness.Naturally, nothing strong will happen.
A few people couldn't figure it out, so they had to go back to the house again to investigate on the spot.
Tang Jiujiu's gossip tabloid became popular all over the country again.The surrounding counties all want to invite Tang Jiujiu to do things in the past, and follow Jiao Shang's pace to start a wave of tourism economy.
Only then did Tang Jiujiu discover what ancient people's wisdom is.The economic minds of these county magistrates are thinking about how to invigorate the local tourism industry.
Everyone is jealous of the prosperity of the Wei Tuo Temple, although a commercial street at the foot of the mountain has not yet been built.But just building a shed has already made a lot of money.
People from all over the world say that there is a real god in the Weituo Temple, except for zombies.Among other things, don't you have to take a look at the four door panels that the zombies have bitten through?
Tang Jiujiu's name spread more and more loudly, and he had already been passed down as a great god of subjugating demons and demons.
But in fact Tang Jiujiu didn't know anything, he panicked in his heart.Ever since I came back from the Weituo Temple, I always felt some strange eyes staring at me.
Tang Jiujiu and You Guang sat under the grape vines in the courtyard of their home to enjoy the shade, eating grapes while conceiving their own stories.I always feel that someone is staring at me, but when I look back, there is nothing.
"Is it dangerous? Why do I feel hairy all over my body?"
"There's no danger, don't worry about it."
Tang Jiujiu heard You Guang said that there was no danger, so he naturally let it go without taking it seriously.
But after a while, when he was walking on the street, he would always meet an old man with long beard and long hair and white eyebrows, walking towards him tremblingly holding a book. "I have peerless martial arts. Seeing that you are a martial arts prodigy, today I am willing to accept you as my apprentice and help you become number one in the world."
There is no one who sells martial arts on the street, even the lines are exactly the same as those in Zhou Xingchi's movies, they are liars at first glance.Tang Jiujiu didn't believe it.As a good-natured young man, he has received all kinds of anti-fraud information since he was a child, and he knows this kind of scam at a glance.
Tang Jiujiu smiled and helped the old man to the wall, and walked away.
You Guang didn't say anything, just went to Tang Jiujiu's theater every day.Every day I am in a high mood and smiling.
Tang Jiujiu didn't know what Youguang was happy about, why was he in such a good mood?
During the time they investigated the carpenter's defilement incident.
You Guang watched helplessly as Tang Jiujiu rejected the apprenticeship of the head of Bagua.
Smiling again, he helped the former martial arts leader to the wall, bought two bowls of dessert for the old man, brought a cup of hot tea, and ran away quietly while the old man was eating dessert.
I also had an in-depth talk with the leader of the Demon Cult for a while, how to write gossip articles, how to chase after pornography.The leader who taught the little pornographic jokes to the magician leader was obsessed.When he realized it, the wine and tea were all finished, and Tang Jiujiu ran away again.
You Guang was laughing like crazy... During this period of time, Tang Jiujiu rejected all the respectable people in the martial arts world.
Logically speaking, martial arts masters are not easy to provoke, they should be angry by now.But every time Tang Jiujiu refused others, he would buy them for others, and tell some jokes about meat and vegetables.Everyone chatted happily, but he diverted their attention.
When they find out, the people will be gone, making people angry.
As the saying goes, don't hit a smiling face with your hand.With Tang Jiujiu's hob meat, he found a lot of wine and meat friends, but none of them succeeded in recruiting apprentices.
Tang Jiujiu was still puzzled when he went back at night, and asked You Guang: "Hey, do you think it's weird? How come a beautiful little lady of fourteen or fifteen years old came to accept me as an apprentice?"
"What exactly is going on?"
"Today I specially told him two particularly scary jokes, only to scare him away. She was dressed in a black brocade jacket, and the one in the red gauze robe was so beautiful. She was handsome and heroic. I didn't expect him to be so timid. "
You Guang laughed so hard when he heard this.What a beautiful little lady then.Isn't this the leader of the Demon Cult?
They are not fourteen or fifteen years old, they are in their twenties or almost thirty, but they are just young.Unexpectedly, Tang Jiujiu was recognized as a little lady.
Fortunately, Tang Jiujiu didn't say what was on his mind, otherwise, blood would be spattered three feet today.
You Guang smiled and listened to Tang Jiujiu's words.Deliberately asked: "What jokes did you tell others? How did you scare them like this?"
"It's nothing... I told him some Thai horror movies."
"The horror movies in Thailand are particularly scary. The horror movies in the beautiful country are mainly sold because of bloody violence. Thailand has both eerie and bloody, and the scary effect is outstanding."
Speaking of this, You Guang had to ask: "Where is the beautiful country? I know that Thailand is the country of Siam, but where is the beautiful country?"
"Don't you know? The earth is a sphere, we are in the northern hemisphere, and across the Pacific Ocean is the American continent.
While talking and joking, Tang Jiujiu didn't know why Youguang's face changed, and his whole face turned pale.Without leaving a word, he went out.
There was a storm in You Guang's heart, which could not be calmed down for a long time.
As the main god of this small world, he couldn't understand the whole world very well. Every mountain and every river is as clear as the veins in his blood.He can see the whole world with his eyes closed.
The whole world is a world that grows and builds with his power as the source.When he lives, the world lives; when he dies, the world dies.Similarly, if the world is destroyed, he will also be wiped out.
But he never knew that the world was a sphere.He doesn't even know about the Atlantic Ocean or the beautiful country.
After Tang Jiujiu rested that night, You Guang crossed the entire world in the form of a dragon, and came to the edge of the world in person.
He sadly found that the farthest from the southwest direction of the world was Siam.From the north, the farthest is only Xiong Guo.
Look outside again, leaving only a void.
He didn't dare to try outside again, the wind blowing outside the small world was extremely piercing and could tear everything to pieces.
In the turbulent, tyrannical wind that was almost condensed into reality, thunder after thunder rolled, and fire swirled all over the sky.
Youguang ran outside all night, the only thing he can be sure of is that this world is not a sphere at all, nor is there a complete earth.
This world is completely different from the earth that Tang Jiujiu mentioned.It seems to be just a small fragment, generally walking out, only the extremely violent gangster... It's like a well-prepared prison!
All this makes You Guang feel incredible.According to the law, his world should be one of the infinite parallel small worlds, but the degree of development is different.
This is not right, according to Tang Jiujiu, this world does not look like a complete world, but rather a broken fragment.
And the self in memory, just like Doctor Yuan said, is a mysterious dragon.Then why is he now a silver dragon?
Does this world have two selves?
The longer you stay with Tang Jiujiu and the more you chat, the more Youban discovers that there seem to be some unknown secrets buried in this world.
Where did the black self go?
Where are the lands and seas that have been swallowed up by nothingness?
Is he still on the earth now, or is this just a small fragment?
In Tang Jiujiu's words, it was like the elephant in the room was suddenly seen.Elephants have always existed, but Unicorn has never faced this problem squarely before.
You Guang, who lived for an unknown amount of time, fell into deep thought.
If there is a chance, I must take Tang Jiujiu to walk around the edge of the whole world.Let him tell himself.What the hell is going on in this world?
At this time, Tang Jiujiu inevitably fell into a nightmare because of You Guang's departure.
The sound of dripping, dripping rain, accompanied by the roar of thunder and the thunderstorm rang in his ears.The same formula, the same lingering moisture, the dream that I have had countless times has come again.
Tang Jiujiu even felt helpless and terrified. After suffering from the electric shock last time, he didn't know what was waiting for him today.
He was scared, but he couldn't help it.Move even a tiny bit.
Tang Jiujiu tried hard to move his hands and feet. He remembered hearing about the experience of ghosts pressing the bed.Focus all your consciousness on a small point, such as moving your toes.As long as you can move one part, you can slowly move the whole body.
Tang Jiujiu kept trying to pry her toes all night, but there was no way.
Suddenly a thunderstorm exploded beside his ears, and after the thunderstorm passed, countless white spots flashed before his eyes.
This second of stimulation seemed to hit something in his mind, and he suddenly opened his eyes...
The construction of the golden body of Bodhisattva Wei Tuo has already begun.But Chen Meng's Earth Temple hasn't been repaired yet, and the carpenters have all run away because of being molested.
When they go back this time, they will definitely catch this prodigal son.Tang Jiujiu asked: "You Guang, is this the legendary Wutong God? Wutong God likes to be promiscuous and bully men and women."
You Guang shook his head and said: "It's not Wutongshen, most of them like women, not men."
"If Wutongshen enters a person's home, he will definitely harm the whole family, from the youngest daughter-in-law to the eldest daughter-in-law to the old lady one by one."
"These carpenters are not from the same family, and they are all gentlemen. It seems that they don't meet the taste of Wutongshen."
After much deliberation, Tang Jiujiu thought that the only monsters who liked to destroy people's innocence were Wutongshen.Although the fox demon likes to be romantic, she pays attention to your love and my willingness.Naturally, nothing strong will happen.
A few people couldn't figure it out, so they had to go back to the house again to investigate on the spot.
Tang Jiujiu's gossip tabloid became popular all over the country again.The surrounding counties all want to invite Tang Jiujiu to do things in the past, and follow Jiao Shang's pace to start a wave of tourism economy.
Only then did Tang Jiujiu discover what ancient people's wisdom is.The economic minds of these county magistrates are thinking about how to invigorate the local tourism industry.
Everyone is jealous of the prosperity of the Wei Tuo Temple, although a commercial street at the foot of the mountain has not yet been built.But just building a shed has already made a lot of money.
People from all over the world say that there is a real god in the Weituo Temple, except for zombies.Among other things, don't you have to take a look at the four door panels that the zombies have bitten through?
Tang Jiujiu's name spread more and more loudly, and he had already been passed down as a great god of subjugating demons and demons.
But in fact Tang Jiujiu didn't know anything, he panicked in his heart.Ever since I came back from the Weituo Temple, I always felt some strange eyes staring at me.
Tang Jiujiu and You Guang sat under the grape vines in the courtyard of their home to enjoy the shade, eating grapes while conceiving their own stories.I always feel that someone is staring at me, but when I look back, there is nothing.
"Is it dangerous? Why do I feel hairy all over my body?"
"There's no danger, don't worry about it."
Tang Jiujiu heard You Guang said that there was no danger, so he naturally let it go without taking it seriously.
But after a while, when he was walking on the street, he would always meet an old man with long beard and long hair and white eyebrows, walking towards him tremblingly holding a book. "I have peerless martial arts. Seeing that you are a martial arts prodigy, today I am willing to accept you as my apprentice and help you become number one in the world."
There is no one who sells martial arts on the street, even the lines are exactly the same as those in Zhou Xingchi's movies, they are liars at first glance.Tang Jiujiu didn't believe it.As a good-natured young man, he has received all kinds of anti-fraud information since he was a child, and he knows this kind of scam at a glance.
Tang Jiujiu smiled and helped the old man to the wall, and walked away.
You Guang didn't say anything, just went to Tang Jiujiu's theater every day.Every day I am in a high mood and smiling.
Tang Jiujiu didn't know what Youguang was happy about, why was he in such a good mood?
During the time they investigated the carpenter's defilement incident.
You Guang watched helplessly as Tang Jiujiu rejected the apprenticeship of the head of Bagua.
Smiling again, he helped the former martial arts leader to the wall, bought two bowls of dessert for the old man, brought a cup of hot tea, and ran away quietly while the old man was eating dessert.
I also had an in-depth talk with the leader of the Demon Cult for a while, how to write gossip articles, how to chase after pornography.The leader who taught the little pornographic jokes to the magician leader was obsessed.When he realized it, the wine and tea were all finished, and Tang Jiujiu ran away again.
You Guang was laughing like crazy... During this period of time, Tang Jiujiu rejected all the respectable people in the martial arts world.
Logically speaking, martial arts masters are not easy to provoke, they should be angry by now.But every time Tang Jiujiu refused others, he would buy them for others, and tell some jokes about meat and vegetables.Everyone chatted happily, but he diverted their attention.
When they find out, the people will be gone, making people angry.
As the saying goes, don't hit a smiling face with your hand.With Tang Jiujiu's hob meat, he found a lot of wine and meat friends, but none of them succeeded in recruiting apprentices.
Tang Jiujiu was still puzzled when he went back at night, and asked You Guang: "Hey, do you think it's weird? How come a beautiful little lady of fourteen or fifteen years old came to accept me as an apprentice?"
"What exactly is going on?"
"Today I specially told him two particularly scary jokes, only to scare him away. She was dressed in a black brocade jacket, and the one in the red gauze robe was so beautiful. She was handsome and heroic. I didn't expect him to be so timid. "
You Guang laughed so hard when he heard this.What a beautiful little lady then.Isn't this the leader of the Demon Cult?
They are not fourteen or fifteen years old, they are in their twenties or almost thirty, but they are just young.Unexpectedly, Tang Jiujiu was recognized as a little lady.
Fortunately, Tang Jiujiu didn't say what was on his mind, otherwise, blood would be spattered three feet today.
You Guang smiled and listened to Tang Jiujiu's words.Deliberately asked: "What jokes did you tell others? How did you scare them like this?"
"It's nothing... I told him some Thai horror movies."
"The horror movies in Thailand are particularly scary. The horror movies in the beautiful country are mainly sold because of bloody violence. Thailand has both eerie and bloody, and the scary effect is outstanding."
Speaking of this, You Guang had to ask: "Where is the beautiful country? I know that Thailand is the country of Siam, but where is the beautiful country?"
"Don't you know? The earth is a sphere, we are in the northern hemisphere, and across the Pacific Ocean is the American continent.
While talking and joking, Tang Jiujiu didn't know why Youguang's face changed, and his whole face turned pale.Without leaving a word, he went out.
There was a storm in You Guang's heart, which could not be calmed down for a long time.
As the main god of this small world, he couldn't understand the whole world very well. Every mountain and every river is as clear as the veins in his blood.He can see the whole world with his eyes closed.
The whole world is a world that grows and builds with his power as the source.When he lives, the world lives; when he dies, the world dies.Similarly, if the world is destroyed, he will also be wiped out.
But he never knew that the world was a sphere.He doesn't even know about the Atlantic Ocean or the beautiful country.
After Tang Jiujiu rested that night, You Guang crossed the entire world in the form of a dragon, and came to the edge of the world in person.
He sadly found that the farthest from the southwest direction of the world was Siam.From the north, the farthest is only Xiong Guo.
Look outside again, leaving only a void.
He didn't dare to try outside again, the wind blowing outside the small world was extremely piercing and could tear everything to pieces.
In the turbulent, tyrannical wind that was almost condensed into reality, thunder after thunder rolled, and fire swirled all over the sky.
Youguang ran outside all night, the only thing he can be sure of is that this world is not a sphere at all, nor is there a complete earth.
This world is completely different from the earth that Tang Jiujiu mentioned.It seems to be just a small fragment, generally walking out, only the extremely violent gangster... It's like a well-prepared prison!
All this makes You Guang feel incredible.According to the law, his world should be one of the infinite parallel small worlds, but the degree of development is different.
This is not right, according to Tang Jiujiu, this world does not look like a complete world, but rather a broken fragment.
And the self in memory, just like Doctor Yuan said, is a mysterious dragon.Then why is he now a silver dragon?
Does this world have two selves?
The longer you stay with Tang Jiujiu and the more you chat, the more Youban discovers that there seem to be some unknown secrets buried in this world.
Where did the black self go?
Where are the lands and seas that have been swallowed up by nothingness?
Is he still on the earth now, or is this just a small fragment?
In Tang Jiujiu's words, it was like the elephant in the room was suddenly seen.Elephants have always existed, but Unicorn has never faced this problem squarely before.
You Guang, who lived for an unknown amount of time, fell into deep thought.
If there is a chance, I must take Tang Jiujiu to walk around the edge of the whole world.Let him tell himself.What the hell is going on in this world?
At this time, Tang Jiujiu inevitably fell into a nightmare because of You Guang's departure.
The sound of dripping, dripping rain, accompanied by the roar of thunder and the thunderstorm rang in his ears.The same formula, the same lingering moisture, the dream that I have had countless times has come again.
Tang Jiujiu even felt helpless and terrified. After suffering from the electric shock last time, he didn't know what was waiting for him today.
He was scared, but he couldn't help it.Move even a tiny bit.
Tang Jiujiu tried hard to move his hands and feet. He remembered hearing about the experience of ghosts pressing the bed.Focus all your consciousness on a small point, such as moving your toes.As long as you can move one part, you can slowly move the whole body.
Tang Jiujiu kept trying to pry her toes all night, but there was no way.
Suddenly a thunderstorm exploded beside his ears, and after the thunderstorm passed, countless white spots flashed before his eyes.
This second of stimulation seemed to hit something in his mind, and he suddenly opened his eyes...
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