I'm not talking about raising monsters

Sure enough, he was an extremely beautiful scholar, but his eyes were red and swollen, obviously he had cried hard.

Tang Jiujiu stopped talking nonsense and went straight to the point. "Do you know where Master Liu's bastard went?"

"We are doctors...see if we can still connect."

"I was tied to a tree at that time, and I couldn't see anything. I don't know where that wicked man's eggs went." Mr. Chang replied, while gently stroking the old dog with a crooked head beside him.

Tang Jiujiu and Doctor Yuan were facing each other helplessly, when they saw You Guang walking from outside the door.

"How did you come?"

"Xiaolan was on duty at night, I gave him the child, and came here in a hurry." You Guang took Tang Jiujiu's hand.He knew that Tang Jiujiu was in danger in the middle of the night last night, but he calculated it with his fingers but it didn't hurt much, at most it gave him a shock.

"Are you OK."

"Hands are black..."

"You came at the right time. You can let go of your hands and look for eggs first." Tang Jiujiu winked and pointed at the old dog on the ground with its head turned 45 degrees.

The two cooperated tacitly. Although they didn't know what the egg meant, Youguang chose to start a conversation with the dog directly in his mind.

In a short while, You Guang's face was like opening a sauce factory, with sour, sweet, bitter, spicy, and salty one by one.Why does every time Tang Jiujiu encounters something, it makes people feel a dull pain in the lower body.

After leaving Mr. Chang's house, several people directly opened the skylight to speak honestly.

"How? Did you ask?"

You Guang nodded, "That's right."

"That dog is the Hua'er that was killed. Its head was crooked by the boulder. It couldn't get back after being possessed. It hated Liu Eshao so much in its heart. He chewed up two balls and ate them. .”

"I can't take it back, let that wicked young man just bear it."

"I checked, and according to the original fate, this young master Liu E should have died of infection after being bitten by a dog. I didn't expect him to be cured because of your excellent medical skills."

Tang Jiujiu was stunned. "Did I do something bad again with good intentions?"

You Guang shook his head and said meaningfully: "Originally he died for nothing, clean and tidy. Now that he has become an eunuch, and usually plays with him, it is natural to look down on him and want to bully him. "

"This matter has become such a big deal, everyone around knows that he has been abolished, and there will be no daughters who are willing to marry him."

"The sins he committed before, now he has to bear it all over again."

"Makes sense. So is that humiliation?"

"Yup……"

"This group of fox friends and dog friends have really strange tastes..."

In the name of being poisoned by the corpse, Tang Jiujiu was carefully taken home by Youguang.Only the lonely and helpless Dr. Yuan stayed at the young man's home to nurse him and change his medicine.Three or four days later, after making sure that there is no inflammation and no life-threatening, Dr. Yuan can go home.

From then on, as You Guang said, after Evil Young Master lost the ball, naturally there was no secretion of male hormones.The body became more and more obese, the breasts gradually began to develop, and the beard gradually fell off.

The skin of the whole person has become as smooth as a woman's, and her figure is getting taller and taller.

In modern animal husbandry, when raising pigs and raising chickens, the males must be fanned to ensure fat growth.

The so-called food sex, sex is gone, and the source of happiness is only food. Naturally, they like to eat more and more. After incitement, the animal will grow bigger and bigger, which is very helpful for gaining weight.

After Liu Eshao lost his eggs, he went through this process of gaining weight.There is no hope in life, except to eat is to eat.The whole person became bewildered and foolish.

The few playboys who used to play with him like to ask for flowers and ask Liu, now drinking flower wine naturally don't want to bring him to shame, but like to make fun of Young Master Liu from time to time.

Everyone around him knew that he was already a useless person, so naturally no girl would marry him.The family wanted to bring him a concubine into the house, but his heart was already twisted, he didn't want women to laugh at him, and he didn't agree.

On the contrary, he often hangs out with a few playboys, and gradually becomes their plaything.

He used to like to raise children in captivity and molested good-looking teenagers, but now these things are all retribution on himself.I have become someone else's child molester.The reputation is getting worse and worse.

The conversation was divided into two parts, and when he got home, Tang Jiujiu looked at Youguang in despair while holding up his pitch-black palm. "What's wrong with this? Have I been poisoned by zombies and died soon?"

"Although the fellow said that the color is fading because the zombies haven't matured yet. But it's too hasty...they are still fading."

"Besides, I met this zombie this time. I slapped him and his head turned 180 degrees, like a puppet. It's really scary, and his face is covered with white hair. Do you think it will be like this? The white hair is an unknown fungus, I have been poisoned by the fungus."

"Poisonous mushrooms really go with you."

You Guang took a closer look at Tang Jiujiu's hands, he was indeed poisoned by some corpse poison, but there was nothing serious about it, except for being ugly...

"That's it, we'll think of a way later. It won't delay life anyway."

"Is Xiao Yasha still good at home?" When the two returned home, they found that Xiao Yasha and Xiao Lan were not at home.

"Hey, where did these two kids go?" Tang Jiujiu asked while washing his face.

"I'm afraid Xiaolan should take him to the yamen. He just got a job as a yamen servant, and he's addicted to it. He can't wait to grow up in the yamen every day."

After Tang Jiujiu washed his face, he found a piece of paper on the desk.A brief case was written on it.

This morning the yamen received a report, saying that Liu Xiucai was beheaded and killed on the bed by his wife in collusion with an adulterer. His head was gone, but there was no blood on the bed, and the neighbors were all scared to death.The woman refused to confess.

According to her own account, Liu Xiucai said the night before that she would get up early the next day to visit friends, so she got up before dawn.Their home is backed by a mountain, and there is a small river in front of the yard.

The woman got up at ten minutes after the cock crowed and started to do housework. After washing rice and vegetables by the river, she came back with two loads of water to water the vegetable fields at home.

When everything at home is ready and the meal is cooked, it will be dawn.But Liu Xiucai was not seen getting up, so she hurried into the house to urge her husband to get up.

But no one responded to the calls, and when the curtain was lifted, Xianggong was lying on the bed, his head had long been lost, he was so frightened that he knelt down beside the bed, screamed in shock, and ran out scrambling.

The neighbors around heard the horrific cry and rushed over to check.

This little woman is just as beautiful as a flower. It is impossible for a weak woman to cut off the head of a grown man. Everyone must have a concubine to help.

He didn't listen to the woman's explanation, and ran directly to the government yamen to report the crime. Naturally, such bloody scenes were indispensable, and Xiaolan suppressed the situation.

Xiaolan was in a hurry to investigate the case, so she packed Xiaoyasha and tied it to her body, left a letter, carried Xiaoyasha on her back, and left. Xiaoyasha had a blue face, red hair, and a strange appearance. He dared to take Xiaoyasha to work .

Jiao Shang and Xiaolan took the yamen servants and Wu Zuo to the scene of the crime for careful inspection, and found that the case was full of doubts and contradictions. They were full of doubts about how the murderer committed the crime.

First of all, it is obviously the time when the rooster crows in the morning, and many people have already gotten up.

During the whole process of the man's death, his wife was outside the door, busy going out, although she went to collect water and water vegetables by the river.But the vegetable field is just behind the yard, so why didn't they hear any movement?

This matter was very strange, and no one in the neighbors heard any movement, and they didn't run over until they heard the woman's screams.

After checking the room, Jiao Shang was even more confused.The man died on the bed, but there was no sign of a fight in the room.

It stands to reason that if someone's head is cut off, the blood will be splattered three feet, and the whole bed should be soaked in blood.But now the sheets are white, not even a drop of blood has been splashed.

After examining the body, Wu Zuo concluded that most of the blood on the man's body had been drained. It was not like murder, but rather like slaughtering cattle and sheep. First drain all the blood, and then cut off his head. , so the surroundings are exceptionally clean.

What the hell is going on here?

No one can figure it out, Jiao Shang is also a monk Zhang Er, so he can't figure it out.We can only take the woman into custody first, and then investigate slowly.

After reading the letter, Tang Jiujiu was shocked.The case is really complicated and confusing, and it is difficult to tell the truth from the fake.

The two were discussing the case when they heard the doorbell ring, but when they opened the door, there was nothing.

Tang Jiujiu was about to close the door when suddenly one foot blocked the door.

"Ouch." The man cried out in pain when he was pinched by the door.

Tang Jiujiu hurriedly opened the door, and there were more than a dozen men standing outside the door.They were not very old, they looked like they did manual labor, they were well built, and they wore clean cotton clothes.

Where did this group of people hide just now?Why did it suddenly fall from the sky?

Tang Jiujiu hurriedly knocked on the door. "Excuse me, did you pinch your foot?"

"It's okay, it's okay."

The person who came timidly said cautiously: "I...we...we have something to ask, can you open the door, we...can we go in and talk? It's not convenient here."

not very convenient?Now Tang Jiujiu was most afraid that men would say the words "inconvenient" to herself.

Seeing so many men, his brain went numb with a buzzing sound, couldn't it be the next thing again?You won't let yourself go all over the mountains to find eggs for them again?

I am really not a master of andrology!So many men can't all get sick...

After finally running around for a day, I just came home, and this matter came to the door again.

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Zombie Fading: The original text of "Zibuyu" is as follows

batch of zombie cheeks

The person surnamed Qian in Tongcheng went outside the gate of Yifeng.When I went home overnight, it was already two drums, and my colleagues advised me to leave early tomorrow.The money refused, so he got on the horse with a lamp and rode drunk.In the area of ​​Saojiawan, there are dense clusters of deserted tombs. I saw someone jumping from the woods, with disheveled feet and a face like a powder wall.The horse froze, and the light gradually turned green.Qian Yi was drunk and courageous, and slapped his cheeks with his hand.Its head turned with the batch, and it turned back after a while, like a puppet pulling strings, and the wind was blowing. Fortunately, people behind came, and the thing retreated, and disappeared in the woods.The next day, the money hand was as black as ink.Three or four years later, the black began to retreat.The native who inquired said: "At the beginning, I was a zombie, and I have not yet made the material."