I'm not talking about raising monsters

Jiao Shang looked up and scanned the people sitting in the yard.This is an old acquaintance.

You Guang lay at home all day, or went to the academy to deliver meals to Tang Jiujiu, suspected to be Tang Jiujiu's little boy.

Xiaolan, the queen hunter of Tang Jiujiu's family, went to the mountains and seas, and everyone in the street and four courtyards knew that he was the best hunter in a hundred miles around.

Tang Jiujiu, the mysterious student of the Ghost Academy who had just cleared himself of suspicion...

Is there anyone in this family who doesn't know the basics? How can there be monsters?

"What are you talking about in your sleep?"

"I know you are impatient, and you can't use monsters as an excuse if you are impatient. Are you humane for a little girl to face a murderer?"

"It's really a monster." Looking at Jiao Shang who was blushing with anxiety, Tang Jiujiu could only turn his head and say to Xiaolan. "Show him the original body. The one without the tail."

In the next moment, Jiao Shang fell out of the chair in shock.

In the yard, there was a giant three to four meters tall, with blue hair reaching ankles.Although she looked and looked like Xiaolan, she was more than twice her age.I stood in front of him like a little toy,

Tang Jiujiu pointed at Xiaolan leisurely and said, "See? This is a monster."

"Have you ever seen anyone with blue hair?"

It was more convenient for Xiaolan to become a giant to eat. She picked up the old hen soup on the table, gulped it down, and carefully put the small soup pot on the table, and said to Tang Jiujiu with a shy face: "This old hen soup The stew was too fragrant, and I couldn't hold back."

"There are pheasants I hunted in the backyard, or let's cook another pot."

Tang Jiujiu pointed to Xiaolan, who was nearly four meters tall, and said to Jiao Shang, who was stunned and his eyes were about to pop out, "Look, this is a monster."

"Who told you that there are no more monsters?"

"With this figure and frame, which murderer can handle him."

"Even if you have the ability to kill him, can you lift it? Just one leg weighs as much as you, and you think it will work."

Jiao Shang was always in a state of shock, and his three views exploded in an instant.Although he traveled all over the years, studying and studying, he often heard that various senior brothers, fellow students, and talented scholars mentioned it.He said where he ran into a female ghost, a fox fairy, and a dream in the spring night.

But he always felt that these were obscene words, short stories, and lies deliberately made up by those frivolous people in order to sell themselves.Maybe he just found a brothel girl somewhere and slept in flowers and willows all night.

It never occurred to him that there really were monsters!

No matter how much he tried to resist all this, he looked at Xiao Lan who was bending over in front of him, his head wishing to be bigger than his whole body.His eyes were as wide as copper bells, he looked at himself curiously, and his mouth was full of anger.

"Your magistrate looks so cute, pink and fluffy."

The selfless and iron face of the iron-faced county magistrate for many years was finally broken by Tang Jiujiu abruptly with a huge crack.

"This...this...this..."

"There's no need for this, etc., can't you see the facts right in front of your eyes?"

"This Xiaolan is so tall, didn't everyone outside the courtyard see it? What a commotion this will cause, quickly make Xiaolan change back." Jiao Shang was anxious.

Tang Jiujiu said calmly: "You Guang has already thought about it, okay? People outside the enchantment in this yard can't see Xiaolan at all."

Xiaolan poked Jiao Shang cautiously with his fingers as thick as a table leg with a curious expression on his face, and almost fell to the ground without poking Jiao Shang.

Humming and laughing: "Oh my God! You are too funny."

His voice was like a loud bell, as if a high-intensity stereo was placed in Jiao Shang's ear, so that Jiao Shang was barely stunned.

Tang Jiujiu saw that Jiao Shang's complexion was getting worse and worse, and he started to lose his temper. He bent over and coughed, and was stung by Xiaolan's poke.He almost sent Jiao Shang away directly.

"Quick, quick!" Tang Jiujiu waved at the giant Xiaolan. "Go and fix all the chickens you want to eat, disembowel them, clean them, and chop them up."

"I'll come over to help you cook in a while."

"Go! Don't scare the county magistrate here. No matter how cute she is, it's not for you to play with."

Xiaolan reluctantly walked away step by step.He became three or four meters tall, only to realize that this crystal figure is so cute, as small as a figure.How fun it would be to hold him in your hand and lift him up.It's a pity that Tang Jiujiu chased away this idea just as he came up with it.

But this matter has already planted the seeds in his heart.He just wanted to catch Jiao Shang one day when Tang Jiujiu was not around.The clothes were peeled off, revealing the galloping blood vessels, blood, and internal organs.Carefully lift Jiao Shang up and observe the sunlight carefully.

"Do you believe it now?"

Tang Jiujiu patted Jiao Shang's back to ease his cough, while persuading him earnestly.

"Look at the monster's fighting strength and body shape. Although I have never seen the original body of that beauty. But I also know that she must be as huge as Xiaolan. I have also seen her husband. She looks like a living Hades Yes, that leg hair can stick directly into the wood."

"Just like this two monsters cooperate, as long as we can catch the murderer, we are not afraid of him running away."

"Let the monster trip his hands and feet, and he will never escape our trap."

"By the way, I'll let you see this bewitching beauty, she is really beautiful."

"Since the murderer has learned to collect beauties from Mr. Jiang, he will definitely not be able to resist such a stunning beauty."

"These perverts all have compulsive behaviors. He can't get the most beautiful one. It's like being bitten by countless ants in his heart. It's like collecting the twelve zodiac series and missing a dragon. He can't help it .”

While talking, Tang Jiujiu took out 80.00% of his painting of a drunken beauty peony.While showing the image, Jiao Shang said: "Look at this beauty's figure, her curves, her charming appearance."

"Can the murderer not be moved? Think about the 300 taels of golden gold."

"Besides, we can't succeed in setting up a game once, we can set up a second time. He can always be caught."

Jiao Shang had just been stimulated once, but he didn't expect the second stimulus to come so quickly and so unexpectedly.

He looked at the beauty in front of him, whose face was like a spring flower, extremely charming, with delicate skin, and black hair scattered among the peony petals.The slightly powdery, champagne tea-colored peony leaves reveal such a beauty with blurred eyes, the eyes are like silk, and there are small hooks in the eyes, and she is firmly hooked with just one glance.

At this moment he felt that he was in love!

Those eyes are as deep as water, the eyelashes are thick, and the face is covered with a soft light like white porcelain. The lips seem to have been kissed by flowers, shining with a soft luster, wet and charming, making people want to rush up and kiss them thousands of times.

Jiao Shang knew that Tang Jiujiu's painting skills were extraordinary, but he never thought that he had entered such a state that he could be called a saint of painting. He had never seen such a style of painting.

Zhenzhen is like a stunning beauty, unsuspectingly revealing her three-point shy and seven-point seductive boudoir beauty in front of her.

Can normal people see this painting?

If you weren't the beauty's husband-in-law, where would you go to see this scene!

Moreover, this beauty has an excellent figure, exquisite and translucent, her waist is her waist, her legs are her legs, and her chest is her chest.As an industrious and brave ancient people, he had never seen such a graceful beauty.Which beauty can't wait to cover her body, so that she can't see a trace of curves...

He didn't know that Tang Jiujiu had learned the painting method of classical oil painting, specializing in painting the smooth and soft skin like a peeled eggshell.

The skin was covered with a thin layer of red gauze, revealing a section of snow-white arms and half a small shoulder.

Jiao Shang looked at the painting in front of him, his blood surged up, his breathing became short of breath, and he unexpectedly left two lines of nosebleeds.His face became even redder, and blood came out from his translucent skin, like a boiled red prawn.

It took a long time before he squeaked and choked out a word. "This... this is what you call a beauty."

Tang Jiujiu never imagined that he just took out a painting, and actually showed Master Jiao Shangjiao his face turned red, and his whole body was ruined.Just like a 13-year-old youthful boy.Wanting to look but not daring to look, she turned her face away shyly, and couldn't help but use the peripheral vision from the corner of her eye to keep sprinkled on the painting.

"This is the beauty I am looking for. Don't worry, I will ask you clearly. She is a monster. She is absolutely capable of protecting herself. Ordinary mortals are no match for her."

"She...she...what kind of monster is she? No! Don't tell me, let me guess."

"It must be a vixen who has practiced for thousands of years, or else it is a snake demon. Yes, it must be a big white snake, with this figure, this small awl face, and these big blinking eyes."

"No, no, it should be a fox demon. Look at the little hooks in the eyes, they are so hooked! It must be a fox demon."

"..."

"Isn't it? How is it possible?"

"Is there anyone more beautiful than these two monsters? I know, the beauty lying on the peony flower must be a peony demon!"

"Yes! Only a peony can be so elegant, incomparably delicate, and overwhelming. She must be a peony."

"My God, I have lived in vain for more than [-] years, and I have never seen such a beautiful woman. No one will doubt that this woman is a heavenly woman."

"Can I see her?"

"I'll tell you the truth, I feel like I'm in love with her."

"It's love at first sight!"

"I love her!"

"A beauty like her, how can you have the heart to let her face a murderer!"

"And you just said that she married a husband whose hair on her legs could be stuck into the wood. He looks like a living hell king. Are you sure she married voluntarily?"

"How can such a beauty voluntarily marry a man who looks like a pig and dog!"

"You said...she is willing to remarry..."