I'm not talking about raising monsters
Chapter 49
Master Zhong Kui walked into the flame hell and ordered the ghosts under him to start building a large barbecue grill according to Tang Jiujiu's instructions.
And according to the various marinating sauce methods mentioned by Tang Jiujiu.Throw all the ghosts thrown into the flame hell into the sauce post, and cook for half a day.
Marinated with various aniseed ingredients, sweet noodle sauce, honey, onions, etc.Come back on the 2nd day.
After a day of preparations, the flames of the Flaming Hell were blazing, and the entire iron frame was baked like a fiery red to translucent color.
According to Tang Jiujiu's recipe, first throw the beef and mutton oil on the hot iron to fry the pan.
There was a strong smell of oil in the air instantly, accompanied by bursts of oily flowers bursting from the soldering iron, and the sound of crackling.
In the next second, ghostly cries and wolf howls came from the soldering iron.The whole picture is horrible.The little ghosts next to him were all trembling with fright, their legs shaking like chaff.
On this day, Mr. Zhong Kui tried the Korean barbecue-flavored flame hell, and praised: "As expected of Tang Jiujiu, he is indeed a cultural person."
"Fang Zi is simply exquisite!!"
Every day, new criminals are sent to Mr. Zhong Kui's table.
After Mr. Zhong Kui was transformed into his original form, he was also a giant ghost general, a full three to four meters high, with a mouthful of cooked ghosts, crunchy and chicken-like, eating hot and sweating profusely.
Every day, new recipes are being replaced in the flame hell, and Tang Jiujiu's reputation spreads more and more far-reaching.
Abnormal horror...
Tang Jiujiu didn't know that his name in the underworld was already so famous. He still went to school obediently and wrote newspapers every day.
Thinking of Tang Jiujiu, who is cute and cute every day, and when he wakes up, he can't hold down the hairs flying on his head, he is in a daze, and he often kicks his toes when he walks.
Think about the uproar in the underworld, as long as Tang Jiujiu's portrait is taken out, basically all the ghosts within a radius of 1 kilometer will run away without a trace.You Guang almost died laughing, but he didn't tell Tang Jiujiu anything.
He wanted to see how much trouble Tang Jiujiu could cause.
Water ghosts have been hiding in the water and killing humans all year round. They have been unable to do anything for many years, but Tang Jiujiu solved the problems for so many years with his own strength.
After a while, these water ghosts can't stay in the water anymore, and they will naturally return to the underworld obediently to reincarnate.Instead of hiding in the water and being carefree, killing a lot of people from time to time.
Naturally, fewer and fewer people drown in the water.
No matter how you count it, it’s all a merit.You Guang is happy and at ease, and he likes Tang Jiujiu's heartless, outrageous appearance.
Every day, the underworld is full of ghosts crying and wolves howling, which is extremely tragic.But Tang Jiujiu knew nothing about all this.
Whenever a ghost hears Tang Jiujiu's name, it will immediately tremble with fright, trembling like a dog.I can't wait to find a crack in the ground and hide in it.
This matter was nothing at all, but the gust of wind blew extremely fast, and within a day or two, it had already blown into Tang Jiujiu's academy.
Naturally, all the ghosts in the mass grave in ambush in the college also knew about it.
There was a lot of noise for a while, and this one said: "You guys, are you desperate?"
"I still want to find that useless poor scholar of yours. If you go now, it will be delivered to your door, and let the second brother catch it for you, roast it and eat it."
"I heard that he still has a secret recipe, which is baked with honey. For a little lady like you, who is delicate and expensive, if you go, you will be beaten with meat buns - never come back.
Qin Xiucai's wife burst into tears and collapsed.
"Then I can't find such a husband-in-law for nothing! I finally recruited him into the family! Our husband and wife sing together. The relationship is the best."
"If the relationship is really good, why doesn't he come back with you? Your scalp is almost ripped off, don't you want to come back?"
"Since he married me, it is considered a marriage in the dark. He has married into our family, so he should follow me to live in the underworld."
"That is to say, you have to dare to go! You go to find your husband... You see, Tang Jiujiu will eat you up."
"Shut up!"
"How dare you call the second brother's name so easily?"
"If the second brother has some supernatural powers that everyone doesn't know about, if you hear it, we can't survive."
"The number of ghosts in this area is not enough for him to eat. I heard that he has twenty or thirty recipes for barbecue alone. Master Zhong Kui eats nothing every day."
"It's bloody old. There are mushrooms, sauerkraut, onions, coriander, and spicy cabbage. There are so many ways to eat it!"
"You dare to look for him, you really don't want your life."
"Then what about my old Skull's case? Didn't I let them bully me for nothing?" The Skeleton Ghost kept bouncing and protesting with only one head.
"I just smashed the head of one boy. There were seven or eight boys who bullied me that day."
"My old skeleton can't bear this bad breath!"
"You guys are afraid of him, but I'm not. Anyway, I don't have a ghost body for him to grill. I only have a bone frame, what can he do with me!"
"Hmph, what a joke! Do you think that the second brother can't do anything with you if you have a bone frame? Be careful that your ribs will be removed by the second brother and used as skewers for skewers."
"Maybe the thigh bone was ground into yak bone powder for you to drink."
"Second brother is really a strange person. The ghost knows how many prescriptions he has. We really can't afford to mess with it. Forget it. Let's treat this matter like a dumb man eating coptis, let's swallow it."
"No! Why did you swallow it!"
"Then you ask these unjust souls outside, these people who died in the war, are they willing to swallow it?
"We can't swallow it, how much Yin Qi did we let them eat, it's hard to grow a bean." The wind gently raised the purple flowers and swayed in the air, the small flowers seemed to be sprinkled on the green carpet Little purple bells.There were thin and dense discussions in the small bell.
The flowers swayed with the wind, chirping and saying: "We are repairing our souls, those boys have eaten us all, this matter can't be forgotten."
"Let's go together, can he still eat us all?"
"Why can't we eat them all?"
"All of you have to be dragged by him to be ground into soy milk and eaten with fried dough sticks."
"Fart, this is an old recipe. People eat this old recipe quite often. They like to eat fresh ones."
"You think you can escape."
That night, the mass graves were very lively. After you sing, I will appear on the stage. The will-o'-the-wisps will be born and extinguished. The dark green light is shining in the forest, accompanied by the sound of howling ghosts and wolves, shining eerily and strangely.
All the ghosts were arguing in full swing, and everyone couldn't come up with a charter.In the end, the skeleton ghost came to a conclusion.
"My old skeleton, I really can't bear the tone in my heart."
"Didn't he, Tang Jiujiu, also attend classes at the academy during the day? He's not there at night, so let's go at night and get rid of all those seven or eight kids in one go. Then it's over, let's settle the matter."
"We won't go to that unlucky place in the future, and we won't recruit Tang Jiujiu anymore. If we can't provoke him, can we still hide?"
"But we can't vent our anger."
"Just come here once when he's not around, and after finishing this wave, we'll withdraw."
This idea has won the unanimous approval of all the ghosts.Although Tang Jiujiu couldn't be offended, the foreign crimes they suffered during this period of time can't just be ignored.
The grandson's family spent all the money in the funeral, so the husband who was recruited with real gold and silver was just given to Tang Jiujiu for nothing?
What's the matter?This matter can't be forgotten!
Even if Tang Jiujiu was a tiger and a worm, he would always doze off sometimes.
They took advantage of Tang Jiujiu's absence from school and caught him off guard.
Everyone made a plan and found someone to do it when Tang Jiujiu was not in the academy.The government also specially asked Jiao Shang, the county magistrate, when he went to the capital to investigate the case, and when he was not in the government office.Both sides attack together.
I vowed to catch these little bastards by surprise.
Tang Jiujiu was still walking on Huangquan Road, and the women who had taken the black order flag had already been arranged by Qi Ye and Ba Ye to be Tang Jiujiu's partner.
In the distance, I saw a big black man sitting on a bed.Next to her was an extremely beautiful woman, she walked up coquettishly, and blessed all the women.
He smiled and said: "Sisters, please stay at home temporarily. We have already discussed a good strategy. Let's see how I can use this fishing skill."
The big black man with the bed hut laughed, and when he saw all the beauties, he scratched his head and scratched his head and fidgeted restlessly when he saw all the beauties.
"Sit down quickly, sit down quickly, all beauties, sit down quickly, this boat is exhausting."
This big black man is a full two meters tall.He stood up all the time, wishing his head could be pushed against the beams of the house, his legs were like elephant legs, erected on the ground, his head was as big as a bucket, and he was furious, pointing straight to the sky.
According to the nutritional intake of ancient people, the average height is slightly worse than that of modern Chinese people.Where can such a big man like a flying yaksha grow, this must be a monster.
"Master, you are a man. If you want to do this for them, I will not accept you." The stunning woman deliberately blocked the big man and prevented him from seeing other beauties.
"You only love them, why can't you feel sorry for the slave family?"
"The slave family has a good method. It can not only satisfy the hatred of the sisters, but also treat them in their own way."
"Exquisite and unparalleled!"
"My concubine, please tell me quickly. It's just that you favor others. Naturally, I love you the most."
"I am willing to use my own as bait to catch a big fish like Mr. Jiang."
"Young Master Jiang, a lustful and hungry ghost, must be very easy to be baited. When he comes to our place, all sisters and sisters, plus the famous Second Brother Tang, I'm not afraid that he won't recognize him!"
"At that time, we will avenge those who are wronged, and those who have revenge.
"Who killed my sisters? I don't believe he doesn't know at all. Could it be that a murderer followed him?"
"Yep!"
"Sister, what you said makes sense."
"Why would the sister who committed suicide be the same as the one who committed suicide, with incomplete bodies. Someone must be in collusion with him!"
And according to the various marinating sauce methods mentioned by Tang Jiujiu.Throw all the ghosts thrown into the flame hell into the sauce post, and cook for half a day.
Marinated with various aniseed ingredients, sweet noodle sauce, honey, onions, etc.Come back on the 2nd day.
After a day of preparations, the flames of the Flaming Hell were blazing, and the entire iron frame was baked like a fiery red to translucent color.
According to Tang Jiujiu's recipe, first throw the beef and mutton oil on the hot iron to fry the pan.
There was a strong smell of oil in the air instantly, accompanied by bursts of oily flowers bursting from the soldering iron, and the sound of crackling.
In the next second, ghostly cries and wolf howls came from the soldering iron.The whole picture is horrible.The little ghosts next to him were all trembling with fright, their legs shaking like chaff.
On this day, Mr. Zhong Kui tried the Korean barbecue-flavored flame hell, and praised: "As expected of Tang Jiujiu, he is indeed a cultural person."
"Fang Zi is simply exquisite!!"
Every day, new criminals are sent to Mr. Zhong Kui's table.
After Mr. Zhong Kui was transformed into his original form, he was also a giant ghost general, a full three to four meters high, with a mouthful of cooked ghosts, crunchy and chicken-like, eating hot and sweating profusely.
Every day, new recipes are being replaced in the flame hell, and Tang Jiujiu's reputation spreads more and more far-reaching.
Abnormal horror...
Tang Jiujiu didn't know that his name in the underworld was already so famous. He still went to school obediently and wrote newspapers every day.
Thinking of Tang Jiujiu, who is cute and cute every day, and when he wakes up, he can't hold down the hairs flying on his head, he is in a daze, and he often kicks his toes when he walks.
Think about the uproar in the underworld, as long as Tang Jiujiu's portrait is taken out, basically all the ghosts within a radius of 1 kilometer will run away without a trace.You Guang almost died laughing, but he didn't tell Tang Jiujiu anything.
He wanted to see how much trouble Tang Jiujiu could cause.
Water ghosts have been hiding in the water and killing humans all year round. They have been unable to do anything for many years, but Tang Jiujiu solved the problems for so many years with his own strength.
After a while, these water ghosts can't stay in the water anymore, and they will naturally return to the underworld obediently to reincarnate.Instead of hiding in the water and being carefree, killing a lot of people from time to time.
Naturally, fewer and fewer people drown in the water.
No matter how you count it, it’s all a merit.You Guang is happy and at ease, and he likes Tang Jiujiu's heartless, outrageous appearance.
Every day, the underworld is full of ghosts crying and wolves howling, which is extremely tragic.But Tang Jiujiu knew nothing about all this.
Whenever a ghost hears Tang Jiujiu's name, it will immediately tremble with fright, trembling like a dog.I can't wait to find a crack in the ground and hide in it.
This matter was nothing at all, but the gust of wind blew extremely fast, and within a day or two, it had already blown into Tang Jiujiu's academy.
Naturally, all the ghosts in the mass grave in ambush in the college also knew about it.
There was a lot of noise for a while, and this one said: "You guys, are you desperate?"
"I still want to find that useless poor scholar of yours. If you go now, it will be delivered to your door, and let the second brother catch it for you, roast it and eat it."
"I heard that he still has a secret recipe, which is baked with honey. For a little lady like you, who is delicate and expensive, if you go, you will be beaten with meat buns - never come back.
Qin Xiucai's wife burst into tears and collapsed.
"Then I can't find such a husband-in-law for nothing! I finally recruited him into the family! Our husband and wife sing together. The relationship is the best."
"If the relationship is really good, why doesn't he come back with you? Your scalp is almost ripped off, don't you want to come back?"
"Since he married me, it is considered a marriage in the dark. He has married into our family, so he should follow me to live in the underworld."
"That is to say, you have to dare to go! You go to find your husband... You see, Tang Jiujiu will eat you up."
"Shut up!"
"How dare you call the second brother's name so easily?"
"If the second brother has some supernatural powers that everyone doesn't know about, if you hear it, we can't survive."
"The number of ghosts in this area is not enough for him to eat. I heard that he has twenty or thirty recipes for barbecue alone. Master Zhong Kui eats nothing every day."
"It's bloody old. There are mushrooms, sauerkraut, onions, coriander, and spicy cabbage. There are so many ways to eat it!"
"You dare to look for him, you really don't want your life."
"Then what about my old Skull's case? Didn't I let them bully me for nothing?" The Skeleton Ghost kept bouncing and protesting with only one head.
"I just smashed the head of one boy. There were seven or eight boys who bullied me that day."
"My old skeleton can't bear this bad breath!"
"You guys are afraid of him, but I'm not. Anyway, I don't have a ghost body for him to grill. I only have a bone frame, what can he do with me!"
"Hmph, what a joke! Do you think that the second brother can't do anything with you if you have a bone frame? Be careful that your ribs will be removed by the second brother and used as skewers for skewers."
"Maybe the thigh bone was ground into yak bone powder for you to drink."
"Second brother is really a strange person. The ghost knows how many prescriptions he has. We really can't afford to mess with it. Forget it. Let's treat this matter like a dumb man eating coptis, let's swallow it."
"No! Why did you swallow it!"
"Then you ask these unjust souls outside, these people who died in the war, are they willing to swallow it?
"We can't swallow it, how much Yin Qi did we let them eat, it's hard to grow a bean." The wind gently raised the purple flowers and swayed in the air, the small flowers seemed to be sprinkled on the green carpet Little purple bells.There were thin and dense discussions in the small bell.
The flowers swayed with the wind, chirping and saying: "We are repairing our souls, those boys have eaten us all, this matter can't be forgotten."
"Let's go together, can he still eat us all?"
"Why can't we eat them all?"
"All of you have to be dragged by him to be ground into soy milk and eaten with fried dough sticks."
"Fart, this is an old recipe. People eat this old recipe quite often. They like to eat fresh ones."
"You think you can escape."
That night, the mass graves were very lively. After you sing, I will appear on the stage. The will-o'-the-wisps will be born and extinguished. The dark green light is shining in the forest, accompanied by the sound of howling ghosts and wolves, shining eerily and strangely.
All the ghosts were arguing in full swing, and everyone couldn't come up with a charter.In the end, the skeleton ghost came to a conclusion.
"My old skeleton, I really can't bear the tone in my heart."
"Didn't he, Tang Jiujiu, also attend classes at the academy during the day? He's not there at night, so let's go at night and get rid of all those seven or eight kids in one go. Then it's over, let's settle the matter."
"We won't go to that unlucky place in the future, and we won't recruit Tang Jiujiu anymore. If we can't provoke him, can we still hide?"
"But we can't vent our anger."
"Just come here once when he's not around, and after finishing this wave, we'll withdraw."
This idea has won the unanimous approval of all the ghosts.Although Tang Jiujiu couldn't be offended, the foreign crimes they suffered during this period of time can't just be ignored.
The grandson's family spent all the money in the funeral, so the husband who was recruited with real gold and silver was just given to Tang Jiujiu for nothing?
What's the matter?This matter can't be forgotten!
Even if Tang Jiujiu was a tiger and a worm, he would always doze off sometimes.
They took advantage of Tang Jiujiu's absence from school and caught him off guard.
Everyone made a plan and found someone to do it when Tang Jiujiu was not in the academy.The government also specially asked Jiao Shang, the county magistrate, when he went to the capital to investigate the case, and when he was not in the government office.Both sides attack together.
I vowed to catch these little bastards by surprise.
Tang Jiujiu was still walking on Huangquan Road, and the women who had taken the black order flag had already been arranged by Qi Ye and Ba Ye to be Tang Jiujiu's partner.
In the distance, I saw a big black man sitting on a bed.Next to her was an extremely beautiful woman, she walked up coquettishly, and blessed all the women.
He smiled and said: "Sisters, please stay at home temporarily. We have already discussed a good strategy. Let's see how I can use this fishing skill."
The big black man with the bed hut laughed, and when he saw all the beauties, he scratched his head and scratched his head and fidgeted restlessly when he saw all the beauties.
"Sit down quickly, sit down quickly, all beauties, sit down quickly, this boat is exhausting."
This big black man is a full two meters tall.He stood up all the time, wishing his head could be pushed against the beams of the house, his legs were like elephant legs, erected on the ground, his head was as big as a bucket, and he was furious, pointing straight to the sky.
According to the nutritional intake of ancient people, the average height is slightly worse than that of modern Chinese people.Where can such a big man like a flying yaksha grow, this must be a monster.
"Master, you are a man. If you want to do this for them, I will not accept you." The stunning woman deliberately blocked the big man and prevented him from seeing other beauties.
"You only love them, why can't you feel sorry for the slave family?"
"The slave family has a good method. It can not only satisfy the hatred of the sisters, but also treat them in their own way."
"Exquisite and unparalleled!"
"My concubine, please tell me quickly. It's just that you favor others. Naturally, I love you the most."
"I am willing to use my own as bait to catch a big fish like Mr. Jiang."
"Young Master Jiang, a lustful and hungry ghost, must be very easy to be baited. When he comes to our place, all sisters and sisters, plus the famous Second Brother Tang, I'm not afraid that he won't recognize him!"
"At that time, we will avenge those who are wronged, and those who have revenge.
"Who killed my sisters? I don't believe he doesn't know at all. Could it be that a murderer followed him?"
"Yep!"
"Sister, what you said makes sense."
"Why would the sister who committed suicide be the same as the one who committed suicide, with incomplete bodies. Someone must be in collusion with him!"
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