I'm not talking about raising monsters
Chapter 45
Tang Jiujiu was in a daze at first, but he really didn't know what he did wrong.But when I heard this, I broke out in a cold sweat.
He couldn't think of it, because the articles he wrote were so popular that the whole land of China was full of such vulgar articles written by him.
With the detailed description of the article and the spread of various animation works.The sea monks or water monkeys with various mysterious colors have become wild animals that have been recognized by the public and understood by popular science.
Because he himself described the sea monk's physiological structure, appearance, attack characteristics and so on in detail.The smart and great ancient working people immediately knew how to quickly capture and kill this wild animal.
Naturally, a large number of sea monks were encircled and suppressed.
In addition, he described in detail in his article how Shushu is delicious, and people around him say that this thing is a great tonic.Everyone thinks that as long as they are spirits and monsters, they are very good, so it is only natural... Monk Hai is also very good,
According to the characteristics of Chinese people who like dietary therapy, as long as it is supplemented, then they like it!Taking sea dog pills as an example, tonifying the kidney is a major necessity.
Everyone became more active in fishing for sea monks.
Tang Jiujiu would never have imagined that a single article of his own would lead to hundreds of incidents in which Monk Hai was caught.
The problem is that he just guessed that the sea monk is a kind of monster in the water, and he will eat it if he eats it, as long as it doesn't cause problems.
It never occurred to him that Monk Hai was actually a drowned person, wouldn't that mean that everyone had eaten ghosts.
There were a bunch of ghosts kneeling in the hall, with liquid dripping from their bodies, kneeling on the ground, kowtowing for injustice.He looked at Tang Jiujiu with hatred in his eyes.
"It's you! It's you! How many people have you killed, do you know!"
"Just because your entire underwater world has fallen apart!"
"Not all water ghosts want to catch doubles. We were just staying in the water and didn't provoke anyone. Suddenly, we were caught in such a catastrophe and were caught and eaten alive. It's all because You wrote a bad article."
Tang Jiujiu was dumbfounded, he never thought that just one article would cause such terrible consequences.
Faced with the accusations of these ghosts, Tang Jiujiu could only plead guilty.
"Xiaosheng didn't expect the consequences to be so bad, and he didn't know that this kind of thing would happen!"
Yan Wang saw Tang Jiujiu pleaded guilty so simply, but he didn't know what to do with him.
It is reasonable to say that those who do not know are not guilty, but now that Tang Jiujiu has caused such a big mess, how can he be considered innocent?But things have already happened, and it is too late to recover.
Tang Jiujiu raised eyebrows and asked sincerely: "Then if I write an article to describe the real situation in detail, can it be redeemed? Maybe there is a turning point?"
A deep voice above his head said in a low voice, "Open your mouth to spread rumors, and lose your legs when you refute them."
"Nowadays, many people have already tasted the taste of the sea monk. Even if you tell him that it was transformed by a drowning person, others will say that it is already a spirit, not a water ghost. So what if you eat it? There are no consequences..."
"Even if you tell the truth, bold people will do the same, and it won't help in the end."
Tang Jiujiu pondered for a while, and deeply felt that what Lord Yan Wang said was reasonable, and it was true.
Before the first person ate the tomato, everyone thought it was so brightly colored that it must be poisonous.But as long as the first person ate it, there was no accident and no death.Then everyone will think that this is a very good food, and everyone will try it.
Now that everyone has opened meat, the general feedback is that Monk Hai tastes very good. Even if Tang Jiujiu said that it was transformed by a water ghost, no one would believe it.
Don't forget that in this era, there are famines and food from time to time, not to mention that Hai Monk is just a kind of monster, and he will eat it if he eats it.
This will suffer for all the water ghosts in the rivers and lakes.
Everyone in the hall fell into an awkward silence.
The water ghost was originally an absolute predator, and its life was extremely moist.They hunt and kill living people in the water to get a chance to reincarnate, also called alternation.
That is to say, someone has to be caught to replace the water ghost in its current position, so that the water ghost can reincarnate, just like a radish and a hole.
That's why there are some water systems where accidents often occur, and people are drowned every year.
But now the former predator Hai Monk has become the target of being hunted, and the human beings who were hunted before have become the upper level of the biological chain to feed on the Hai Monk.
Tang Jiujiu had no choice but to ask that fundamental question.
"Then what about the sea monk who was eaten?"
Hades pondered for a while and said: "Take off the bodies of spirits and sacrifice them. They have suffered the pain of being hunted and eaten. Their sins have been washed away, and they can naturally re-enter reincarnation."
When Tang Jiujiu heard this, his eyes lit up immediately.
"Isn't that a good thing?"
"Originally, they couldn't be reincarnated. They had to wait in the water for 10, 20, 30, or even 100 years. Although they have been hunted down now, they still have a chance to be reincarnated. Isn't this the ultimate goal of all ghosts?"
As soon as he said these words, he was spurned by several water ghosts kneeling on the ground next to him.Several water ghosts turned hideous and wanted to pounce on Tang Jiujiu and tear him apart.If it weren't for the ghosts and police who were holding him down, Tang Jiujiu might have encountered an accident by now.
"You fart!"
"Why don't you try being eaten alive?"
"I stay under the water well, eat some fish and shrimp every day to see the scenery, why did I recruit you, I provoke you, I will be eaten alive."
"Fart! What else is good for us to reincarnate."
"Why don't you go up and try the feeling of being hunted and stabbed to death by spear guns."
"After our souls leave our bodies, we can still watch our bodies being submerged and turned into bacon. Why don't you try it?"
Tang Jiujiu was stunned, he could only eat Coptis chinensis dumbly, forced a smile along with him, and kept apologizing.
That's right, he didn't know how the water ghost would react after being eaten.
I never expected to see the whole process of being marinated into bacon, which is too miserable, from gutting to washing and then being marinated and hung on the roof.Do you have to witness the whole process?
This is too frustrating!
Tang Jiujiu fell deeply into self-blame, which was too tragic.Sincerely said, "It's my fault, I am willing to be punished."
Yan Wang saw that Tang Jiujiu had a good attitude of admitting his mistakes, and just wanted to draw out the token in his hand to convict Tang Jiujiu.Unexpectedly, he was taken aback by You Guang who suddenly walked out of the darkness.
Others can't see it, but what rank is Lord Yama?Youguang in front of him was shrouded in a layer of golden light that was difficult to ignore, and the light of merit on Youguang almost blinded him.
You Guang walked out of the darkness and said in a deep voice, "Slow down."
-------------------------------------
The story is divided into two parts. Tang Jiujiu, who was interrogated in the Hall of Yama, was so confused that he didn't know what to do, so he had to plead guilty and obey the law.
But another case on him has made new progress under the impetus of Crystal Xiaolian and Jiao Shang.
Except for the news brought back by a few yamen servants, Jiao Shang made another trip to the capital by himself to ask some of his fellow students who took the exam at the same time.
Because most of the fabrics on this female corpse are extremely luxurious, ordinary people naturally cannot afford such fabrics, and if they dare to buy them, the fabric shop may not be willing to sell them to them.
The servants of the largest cloth villages in the capital have already asked.The two pieces of cloth wrapped around the female body were indeed made by them.But the people who come to buy are either rich or noble, either the son of a certain official, or someone like a certain prince.
None of them could be provoked by a small county magistrate.
Jiao Shang is naturally incapable of going to someone to inquire about the case.I had to ask my brother from the same school to ask about it.
The senior brother is also the son of a first-rank official, and he laughed when he saw the cloth brought by Jiao Shang.
"Aren't you always the most educated and sensible, and abstinence from women?"
"How come I have learned badly now."
"Don't you want to find a goddess to see?"
As soon as Jiao Shang heard this, he felt something was wrong, maybe there was something that he didn't know while staying in that dilapidated small town.I missed a lot of clues.
He hurriedly asked his brother to explain in detail what was going on.
It turns out that the capital city has been full of turmoil recently. There is a Taoist man who is tall and ugly.
Legend has it that he is able to attract celestial maidens to have a private meeting with mortals for one night! ! !
Just prepare some extremely noble cloths, pearl hairpins, rings, jewelry, sachets and so on.
Ordinary people can't even prepare these things to worship the goddess, so naturally they can't see the face of the goddess.
During this period of time, all the major cloth houses have made a fortune!
Many noble disciples quietly sent their subordinates to buy some excellent fabrics, and invited Taoist priests to make them.Recruit a heavenly girl to go down to earth to have a private meeting with him in his room for one night.
Those who have experienced it all say that it is really unparalleled in the world, the beauty is full of fragrance, the eyes are full of autumn water, the eyes are clear, the pink cheeks are rosy, the eyes are sleepy, and when you look back and smile, there are all kinds of charms.
Like looking at the moon in the water, looking at the bamboo beside the clouds, it is so touching and unforgettable.
I recruited once and want to recruit a second time.It's just that money is tight at home, and I'm afraid that my old father will break his leg if he finds out.
But after a few days, I discovered that the old father was also quietly buying gorgeous fabrics. It turned out that his old man was also recruiting heavenly girls at home at night...
During this period of time, the trend of recruiting celestial girls is very popular in the capital, and it has been blowing for a long time, and the cloth village can no longer meet everyone's needs.
Just because the goddess is too demanding... Ordinary clothes, pearls and hairpins can't be recruited at all...
For a tough-minded person like Jiao Shang, even if there is a Qin Xiucai who is scared by a female ghost in his home, he will go crazy.He doesn't believe in ghosts either. (It's just crazy about your transparent skin.)
He doesn't believe in the celestial girl's theory, this is simply a case of fraud!
The police lights in Jiao Shang's heart blared immediately, he was afraid that the case of the female corpse would fall on Tiannv.
He couldn't think of it, because the articles he wrote were so popular that the whole land of China was full of such vulgar articles written by him.
With the detailed description of the article and the spread of various animation works.The sea monks or water monkeys with various mysterious colors have become wild animals that have been recognized by the public and understood by popular science.
Because he himself described the sea monk's physiological structure, appearance, attack characteristics and so on in detail.The smart and great ancient working people immediately knew how to quickly capture and kill this wild animal.
Naturally, a large number of sea monks were encircled and suppressed.
In addition, he described in detail in his article how Shushu is delicious, and people around him say that this thing is a great tonic.Everyone thinks that as long as they are spirits and monsters, they are very good, so it is only natural... Monk Hai is also very good,
According to the characteristics of Chinese people who like dietary therapy, as long as it is supplemented, then they like it!Taking sea dog pills as an example, tonifying the kidney is a major necessity.
Everyone became more active in fishing for sea monks.
Tang Jiujiu would never have imagined that a single article of his own would lead to hundreds of incidents in which Monk Hai was caught.
The problem is that he just guessed that the sea monk is a kind of monster in the water, and he will eat it if he eats it, as long as it doesn't cause problems.
It never occurred to him that Monk Hai was actually a drowned person, wouldn't that mean that everyone had eaten ghosts.
There were a bunch of ghosts kneeling in the hall, with liquid dripping from their bodies, kneeling on the ground, kowtowing for injustice.He looked at Tang Jiujiu with hatred in his eyes.
"It's you! It's you! How many people have you killed, do you know!"
"Just because your entire underwater world has fallen apart!"
"Not all water ghosts want to catch doubles. We were just staying in the water and didn't provoke anyone. Suddenly, we were caught in such a catastrophe and were caught and eaten alive. It's all because You wrote a bad article."
Tang Jiujiu was dumbfounded, he never thought that just one article would cause such terrible consequences.
Faced with the accusations of these ghosts, Tang Jiujiu could only plead guilty.
"Xiaosheng didn't expect the consequences to be so bad, and he didn't know that this kind of thing would happen!"
Yan Wang saw Tang Jiujiu pleaded guilty so simply, but he didn't know what to do with him.
It is reasonable to say that those who do not know are not guilty, but now that Tang Jiujiu has caused such a big mess, how can he be considered innocent?But things have already happened, and it is too late to recover.
Tang Jiujiu raised eyebrows and asked sincerely: "Then if I write an article to describe the real situation in detail, can it be redeemed? Maybe there is a turning point?"
A deep voice above his head said in a low voice, "Open your mouth to spread rumors, and lose your legs when you refute them."
"Nowadays, many people have already tasted the taste of the sea monk. Even if you tell him that it was transformed by a drowning person, others will say that it is already a spirit, not a water ghost. So what if you eat it? There are no consequences..."
"Even if you tell the truth, bold people will do the same, and it won't help in the end."
Tang Jiujiu pondered for a while, and deeply felt that what Lord Yan Wang said was reasonable, and it was true.
Before the first person ate the tomato, everyone thought it was so brightly colored that it must be poisonous.But as long as the first person ate it, there was no accident and no death.Then everyone will think that this is a very good food, and everyone will try it.
Now that everyone has opened meat, the general feedback is that Monk Hai tastes very good. Even if Tang Jiujiu said that it was transformed by a water ghost, no one would believe it.
Don't forget that in this era, there are famines and food from time to time, not to mention that Hai Monk is just a kind of monster, and he will eat it if he eats it.
This will suffer for all the water ghosts in the rivers and lakes.
Everyone in the hall fell into an awkward silence.
The water ghost was originally an absolute predator, and its life was extremely moist.They hunt and kill living people in the water to get a chance to reincarnate, also called alternation.
That is to say, someone has to be caught to replace the water ghost in its current position, so that the water ghost can reincarnate, just like a radish and a hole.
That's why there are some water systems where accidents often occur, and people are drowned every year.
But now the former predator Hai Monk has become the target of being hunted, and the human beings who were hunted before have become the upper level of the biological chain to feed on the Hai Monk.
Tang Jiujiu had no choice but to ask that fundamental question.
"Then what about the sea monk who was eaten?"
Hades pondered for a while and said: "Take off the bodies of spirits and sacrifice them. They have suffered the pain of being hunted and eaten. Their sins have been washed away, and they can naturally re-enter reincarnation."
When Tang Jiujiu heard this, his eyes lit up immediately.
"Isn't that a good thing?"
"Originally, they couldn't be reincarnated. They had to wait in the water for 10, 20, 30, or even 100 years. Although they have been hunted down now, they still have a chance to be reincarnated. Isn't this the ultimate goal of all ghosts?"
As soon as he said these words, he was spurned by several water ghosts kneeling on the ground next to him.Several water ghosts turned hideous and wanted to pounce on Tang Jiujiu and tear him apart.If it weren't for the ghosts and police who were holding him down, Tang Jiujiu might have encountered an accident by now.
"You fart!"
"Why don't you try being eaten alive?"
"I stay under the water well, eat some fish and shrimp every day to see the scenery, why did I recruit you, I provoke you, I will be eaten alive."
"Fart! What else is good for us to reincarnate."
"Why don't you go up and try the feeling of being hunted and stabbed to death by spear guns."
"After our souls leave our bodies, we can still watch our bodies being submerged and turned into bacon. Why don't you try it?"
Tang Jiujiu was stunned, he could only eat Coptis chinensis dumbly, forced a smile along with him, and kept apologizing.
That's right, he didn't know how the water ghost would react after being eaten.
I never expected to see the whole process of being marinated into bacon, which is too miserable, from gutting to washing and then being marinated and hung on the roof.Do you have to witness the whole process?
This is too frustrating!
Tang Jiujiu fell deeply into self-blame, which was too tragic.Sincerely said, "It's my fault, I am willing to be punished."
Yan Wang saw that Tang Jiujiu had a good attitude of admitting his mistakes, and just wanted to draw out the token in his hand to convict Tang Jiujiu.Unexpectedly, he was taken aback by You Guang who suddenly walked out of the darkness.
Others can't see it, but what rank is Lord Yama?Youguang in front of him was shrouded in a layer of golden light that was difficult to ignore, and the light of merit on Youguang almost blinded him.
You Guang walked out of the darkness and said in a deep voice, "Slow down."
-------------------------------------
The story is divided into two parts. Tang Jiujiu, who was interrogated in the Hall of Yama, was so confused that he didn't know what to do, so he had to plead guilty and obey the law.
But another case on him has made new progress under the impetus of Crystal Xiaolian and Jiao Shang.
Except for the news brought back by a few yamen servants, Jiao Shang made another trip to the capital by himself to ask some of his fellow students who took the exam at the same time.
Because most of the fabrics on this female corpse are extremely luxurious, ordinary people naturally cannot afford such fabrics, and if they dare to buy them, the fabric shop may not be willing to sell them to them.
The servants of the largest cloth villages in the capital have already asked.The two pieces of cloth wrapped around the female body were indeed made by them.But the people who come to buy are either rich or noble, either the son of a certain official, or someone like a certain prince.
None of them could be provoked by a small county magistrate.
Jiao Shang is naturally incapable of going to someone to inquire about the case.I had to ask my brother from the same school to ask about it.
The senior brother is also the son of a first-rank official, and he laughed when he saw the cloth brought by Jiao Shang.
"Aren't you always the most educated and sensible, and abstinence from women?"
"How come I have learned badly now."
"Don't you want to find a goddess to see?"
As soon as Jiao Shang heard this, he felt something was wrong, maybe there was something that he didn't know while staying in that dilapidated small town.I missed a lot of clues.
He hurriedly asked his brother to explain in detail what was going on.
It turns out that the capital city has been full of turmoil recently. There is a Taoist man who is tall and ugly.
Legend has it that he is able to attract celestial maidens to have a private meeting with mortals for one night! ! !
Just prepare some extremely noble cloths, pearl hairpins, rings, jewelry, sachets and so on.
Ordinary people can't even prepare these things to worship the goddess, so naturally they can't see the face of the goddess.
During this period of time, all the major cloth houses have made a fortune!
Many noble disciples quietly sent their subordinates to buy some excellent fabrics, and invited Taoist priests to make them.Recruit a heavenly girl to go down to earth to have a private meeting with him in his room for one night.
Those who have experienced it all say that it is really unparalleled in the world, the beauty is full of fragrance, the eyes are full of autumn water, the eyes are clear, the pink cheeks are rosy, the eyes are sleepy, and when you look back and smile, there are all kinds of charms.
Like looking at the moon in the water, looking at the bamboo beside the clouds, it is so touching and unforgettable.
I recruited once and want to recruit a second time.It's just that money is tight at home, and I'm afraid that my old father will break his leg if he finds out.
But after a few days, I discovered that the old father was also quietly buying gorgeous fabrics. It turned out that his old man was also recruiting heavenly girls at home at night...
During this period of time, the trend of recruiting celestial girls is very popular in the capital, and it has been blowing for a long time, and the cloth village can no longer meet everyone's needs.
Just because the goddess is too demanding... Ordinary clothes, pearls and hairpins can't be recruited at all...
For a tough-minded person like Jiao Shang, even if there is a Qin Xiucai who is scared by a female ghost in his home, he will go crazy.He doesn't believe in ghosts either. (It's just crazy about your transparent skin.)
He doesn't believe in the celestial girl's theory, this is simply a case of fraud!
The police lights in Jiao Shang's heart blared immediately, he was afraid that the case of the female corpse would fall on Tiannv.
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