I'm not talking about raising monsters

Tang Jiujiu could only hold his forehead to force Xiaolan, and quickly send that strange four-legged fish, salamander, where he caught it, to where he caught it, and he was not allowed to catch some weird things back. Bar.

Since then, their family has had a water tank with a diameter of about two meters for Xiaolan to store all kinds of fish, shrimp, shellfish and crabs that she fished from other places.

Since Xiaolan came, the seafood at home has never stopped!Tears of emotion flowed from the corners of Tang Jiujiu's mouth, it was such a bargain to raise this beautiful fish!

I don't even know who is raising whom!

Tang Jiujiu went out of his way to find a carpenter outside to build him a four to five meter long bed.Fill the whole room to the brim.

When Xiaolan fell into bed for the first time, she was very pleasantly surprised. Except for seaweed, he had never slept on such a soft bed.

He happily wanted to drag Tang Jiujiu to sleep with him, but Tang Jiujiu was really afraid that if he yawned in the middle of the night, his four-layered sharp teeth would bite his head off.

She didn't dare to sleep with him at all, and still hid in her room obediently.

You Guang was quite upset at first, seeing that Tang Jiujiu was being raped by Xiaolan, he didn't resist, but instead obediently raised him like a coward.

But because of Xiaolan's arrival, Tang Jiujiu had to share a room with him.You Guang was instantly satisfied, feeling like a blessing in disguise.

Gradually, I let go of my heart.

I and Tang Jiujiu are the masters of this house, that big stupid man wags his tail when he sees people all day long, so there is nothing to be afraid of being stupid.

After her life settled down, Tang Jiujiu didn't rest, and quickly organized all the materials into a new manuscript.

He is a person who has studied new media writing.

I know very well what a headline party is, and how to write a hit article worth 10 plus.

Curiosity hunting, ashes picking, broken shoes, little three and four, hell, eating cakes.What is strange to write.

The beginning is the story of the sea monk.He told how several people saw a beautiful mirage.How to fight with the sea monk, and how one of the fishermen was dragged into the water by the sea monk, the bones of his legs were broken, and the story of blood holes on his legs was drawn into vivid cartoons.

At that time, the printing technology was wood carving printing, so it is impossible for the comics to have too many changes.But the clean, simple lines, with a few brightly colored renders, still do the trick.

In this article, he introduced the attack power of Hai Monk in detail.

Sharp claws that can crack human leg bones.A short stature between 1 meter and 2 meter [-], with extremely fast speed.There is also the kind that can crawl on the wall, even hang on the top of the wall, and has a strong balance ability.

Their terrifying screams are enough to shatter eardrums.

Like popular science, Tang Jiujiu detailed the front view, side view, and the most complete 45-degree 3D rendering of Monk Hai.

The whole storyline becomes exciting and exciting with the help of his comics and writing skills.The fighting process is also full of ups and downs in American Hero Superman comics.

It took three full days to draw the manga.

After the comics were drawn, even Youguang and Xiaolan, who had personally participated in the fight, were shocked.

Is this story so strange and indistinguishable that it turns so many times?Didn't he just wave the oars and blow the little monsters that rushed out?

Xiaolan liked to scratch her ears and cheeks even more, couldn't put it down, she was so happy that she didn't know what to do.

A simple movement became so thrilling under Tang Jiujiu's pen.

He even gave Xiaolan and Youguang's actions various shameful names.

What kind of emperor-like lore?

Arrows in the clouds, flowers in the water.

Even an oar was about to be blown into a magic weapon by him.

Youguang is the invincible killing god in the comics. (Xiao Lan's fat fish can be ignored)

The image Tang Jiujiu drew for himself in the comics is simply not too handsome.Every appearance is accompanied by various special effects that blind the eyes.Flowers, stars, tsunamis, clouds, none survived.

Youguang didn't know, this was just the basic operation of manga.

In order to set off the beauty, of course, some anger is needed every time she appears on the stage.For example, the seabirds flying in the sky, the cherry blossoms flying, and the stars shining, these are all basic operations.

Youguan's heartbeat accelerated, and his breathing became a little heavier, unexpectedly! ! !It turned out that I was so radiant in Tang Jiujiu's eyes, every time I appeared on stage, I had a background effect! ! !

You Guang came to an obvious conclusion, Tang Jiujiu must have loved him so much! ! !

This is completely a beautiful misunderstanding.

He didn't know that Tang Jiujiu spent most of the time running around with his head in his arms, holding a basin on his head to protect himself, and taking the opportunity to fight back.

He didn't see how You Guang fought at all.He just gave Youguang a set according to the various classic shapes of superheroes.

So far, You Guang has come to an obvious conclusion, that Tang Jiujiu worships himself from the bottom of his heart.

So many years have passed, and I have long since disappeared. I pray to myself with myself as the object of worship, and regard myself as a follower of God.

Unexpectedly, Tang Jiujiu believed in him so devoutly.

He is his own believer.

Youguang didn't know why, when he thought of these things, his heart felt warm, like a marshmallow in a fire, it melted into a pool of spring water.

An old dragon himself actually read a cartoon, and he was fascinated by it.And desperately want to see the next story.It's a pity that they went out to collect folk songs, just this time.

This also caused You Guang to secretly poke and poke Tang Jiujiu out in adventure activities.I want to see Tang Jiujiu draw all kinds of thrilling and exciting youth comics.

"A Day at Sea"

"Fatal Attraction. The Taste of the Sea Monk"

"Half Skin Floating in the Air"

"Is Dung Drinking a Moral Distortion or Ethical Loss?" "

"Are all gluttons so wild?" "

"The Taste of Rat Demon You Deserve"

——The fragrance is all over the street, it is hard to restrain yourself, the mouth is watering, and the lingering fragrance is endless, it is delicious after eating!

"Fat white rat is the taste of lovesickness"

———— In the time of half a stick of incense, an old cow is left with only one piece of cowhide.

"What Makes My Love Deep——A Forbidden Love That's 50 Years Away"

"Let Me Broke My Leg For You"

"Swaying cruise ship, you and I love like the tide"

"Is it the loss of morality or the distortion of human nature?"Seventy-year-old farmer crying down the street"

————— 7 large rats entered from the old cow's chrysanthemum, and broke out, bloody and bloody, disgusting, leaving a piece of cowhide on the way.The master cried and fainted on the street.

"The taste of the sea monk is worth having"

———— This ferocious taste is the taste of a man.

The beef is crunchy and a little tender.

Everything I ate was good.

"Fight with the sea monk at sea for a day, my blood-stained youth. "

Tang Jiujiu was ready for all kinds of hot articles.He specially produced two versions, one is a printed black and white version, which is an ordinary newspaper.In another version, the printing is slightly brighter, and the use of color is more particular.

Then I built a display column outside my small courtyard.Newspapers used to display color editions.

After all the newspapers were printed, he gave each study a copy of the newspaper for free, so that they could post it outside and attract customers to watch the fun.

And Tete prepared 100 newspapers, invited a few scholars and dispersed them.

The shop outside the yard has also been taken care of, and a few helpers have been hired, and the Longyin Newspaper Office has been formally established.

As soon as the newspaper display column was posted, countless people gathered to watch, and the entrance of the newspaper office was full of people and noisy.

People at this time have never seen such a display form!

Ordinary books still need people to read. These days, apart from scholars, how many ordinary people can read.

But the comics are different, basically anyone can guess the same.

Even illiterate people who can't read a single word can read manga with gusto.

Tang Jiujiu specially hired a scholar, and every half an hour, he slowly came out with a teacup in his hand to read a paragraph from the newspaper.

Every time this buddy walks out of the newspaper office, it's like a superstar descending.This little brother is beautiful, and he is becoming more and more popular.

"Come on, come on, little brother is out!"

"Leave it all, let it all out, the gentleman who reads the newspaper is out!"

"Please sir, please."

This reading is incredible. How have people at this time seen such explosive content?

It was night mooring on the river again, the red quilt was rolled over, and if the love affair failed, the fairy jumped instead, and drank the excrement again.There are also the special snacks and flavor evaluations of the Rat Demon and the Monk Hai.

You don’t even need to eat it, just looking at the taste evaluation, the description is hearty, and you will feel the mouth water.

Ordinary people don’t eat meat a few times throughout the year, but in this newspaper, after listening to it and reading it, I feel like I’m actually there, as if I’ve eaten it.

It was enough for Tang Jiujiu to miss the morning newspaper, but he didn't expect that more and more people surrounded him.

After half a day, the little reading brother invited couldn't hold it anymore, even if he was drinking Pang Hai, his throat was as if it was smoking.

Fortunately, he paid his wages and left contentedly, but the crowd watching next to him became angry again.

Chatting and chattering, Tang Jiujiu strongly asked Tang Jiujiu to find someone to read the newspaper to them again.Otherwise, everyone will not leave.

In desperation, Tang Jiujiu had no choice but to stand on top. He spent the whole afternoon reading the newspaper at the display column, his mouth was dry and his throat was numb.

The most deadly thing is these incomparably fragrant words. Tang Jiujiu was very happy when he wrote them, hearty and full of oil and vinegar, but he was afraid that they would not be pornographic or eye-catching enough.

But when Tang Jiujiu is on the third floor inside, the third floor outside, and the restaurant next door is full of people, if he reads out these little obscenities written by himself, it will really kill him, it will be a public execution .

While reading, Tang Jiujiu reflected, why didn't he feel so obscene when he wrote it!Why is it so embarrassing when I read it now?

If you don't die, you won't die. Tang Jiujiu is determined to change his ways and return to the right in the future, and he will never write pornographic articles again! ! !

At most pull little hands! ! !

That old man on the opposite side, don't look at me anymore.Don't look at me while licking your lips!Greasy!

The little sister on the left!You haven't!How can you listen to me reading Xiao Huangwen in broad daylight!It's useless for you to cover your face. I saw you in the morning. You have listened to this obscenity three times! ! !You are not home yet! ! !

Aunt on the right, this is the only part of my Huangwen, no matter how much you ask me to explain it in detail, I can’t explain it!

You don't want to learn the tricks of the fairy dance, and go to the boat to blackmail the little wolf dog yourself!

Tang Jiujiu felt that he really couldn't stand under countless pairs of eyes full of thirst for knowledge.

Tang Jiujiu knew he was in danger, but he didn't know if the name of the newspaper was published.But my writing style is treacherous, full of flamboyance, and even the postures written in Huang Wenli are unknown to others. It seems that my reputation seems to have spread like wildfire.

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The author has something to say:

Tang Jiujiu: I will never write small pornographic articles again! ! !

Mom, please don't look at me again!

I sell my art but not my body! ! !