Spontaneous Combustion

Tong Jing's wedding day falls on a Saturday.

According to Ruan Wei's strange biological clock, he can sleep until noon on non-working days, but the alarm clock at eight o'clock wakes him up on time.

Ruan Wei struggled to get out of bed, was absent-minded for a moment like a dream but not a dream, then slowly yawned and got out of bed slowly to tidy herself up.

Shen Tingmo in the master bedroom should still be sleeping. Ruan Wei didn't want to disturb him, so she wrote a post-it note and attached it to the refrigerator door with a magnet——

Tong Jing's wedding, the whole day, no meals.

The handwriting is round and blunt, there is no font at all, but it is very neat, as if it was written by a junior high school student.

Ruan Wei thought for a while, combined with his current state, and drew a yawning cat with a big face in the lower right corner of the note, with a few scribbles, but it was vivid.

Ruan Wei, as the best man, needs to be there early because she needs to make up and shoot a wedding documentary.

The driver arranged by Tong Jing in advance picked them up in the car in turn and went to the scene together.Ruan Wei dozed off for a while in the car, and it was almost ten o'clock when he arrived at the destination.

The wedding banquet was held at a high-end resort hotel in the suburbs. The seaside park not only has lawns and flowers, but also has a beach and sea view, which is very suitable for Western-style weddings.

Rao Ruan Wei, a young master who has seen the world, couldn't help but be amazed by the scenery of mountains and rivers in front of him.

The staff in white uniforms are tending the lawn and customizing various floral decorations for the wedding. Dozens of three-storey exquisite buildings are sparsely located around the park, and visually they are places for restaurants, leisure and accommodation.

Ruan Wei, together with several other groomsmen and bridesmaids, was ushered into one of the small red brick buildings by the hostess of the wedding company.

The stylists and makeup artists are already on standby, and the videographers and photographers are also equipped with their own equipment, ready to capture wonderful shots at any time.

The elder brother who was in charge of coordinating informed them of the schedule for the whole day. The wedding ceremony will be held on the lawn at noon, and the guests will be invited to enjoy dinner. In the afternoon, the documentary will be filmed.

Ruan Wei sat in front of the mirror and let the makeup artist toss his face. The other groomsmen and bridesmaids did the same gesture.

Manpower is limited, and several makeup artists and assistants are so busy that they don't touch the ground, and they can step up whenever they need it.

"Brother, your skin is so good, I'm afraid that the foundation will stain your face," said the female makeup artist in front of Ruan Wei, shaking her brush, as if she couldn't do anything with his makeup.

The little assistant opened the safe-like three-layer makeup case with a "snap", turned her head to look, and exclaimed, "It's really good, you can't even see the pores, and it's so white, and the eyelashes are even curled up than mine. "

The make-up artist couldn't help laughing: "You know what it means to die from drought, and to die from waterlogging. The beauty that we can't even melt is all grown on the boy's face."

"You can do whatever you want, just don't turn it into a flower."

Ruan Wei was dazzled by the LED lights next to the mirror, so she simply closed her eyes in a daze, looking nonchalant like a rough straight man, without the slightest anxiety about the looks of the bridesmaids.

In the end, the makeup artist just spread a layer of transparent loose powder on him, slightly modified his eyebrows, and his lips were already ruddy, so he only needed to apply a layer of matte light-colored lip glaze to make the whole makeup light and elegant, without overwhelming the audience.

The stylist took over the job of the makeup artist and gave Ruan Wei a haircut.

Since leaving Ruan's house, Ruan Wei hasn't had her hair cut again. Her cool round cut hair has grown into a fluffy outline, and the green skin on her temples is also covered with black and dense stubble. Scratching it with hairspray reveals a delicate and full forehead. , even more dignified.

As long as he doesn't speak, anyone will think that this is an unattainable and cold male god.

It's not like that at all if you open your mouth and immediately break the merits.

"Sister, look at my hair is all sticky, can I wash it when I go back?" Ruan Wei carefully touched the top of her upright hair, tilting her head and asking.

Several stylists laughed and trembled: "It's easy to wash, if you can't wash it off, come to my sister, and she will wash it for you."

After changing into the best man's dress, Ruan Wei and the best men and bridesmaids followed the master of ceremonies to rehearse their positions during the wedding ceremony. Two hours passed quickly, and when the wedding officially started, Ruan Wei felt a little nervous.

The broad lawn was already filled with guests, and the sun was high. The French carved pillars were covered with white gauze to shield the guests from the glare of the sun. The entire venue was decorated in a holy and solemn manner.

In the soothing and melodious melody, the master of ceremonies began to provocatively say the words. The bride was led into the venue by her father and handed over to the groom. The best man and bridesmaid came to the stage from the side to participate in the ceremony.

Ruan Wei, as the first best man, held the wedding ring representing the couple's steadfast love, and carefully handed it to Tong Jing's hand, with sweaty palms and the toe of the shoe tightened with the thumb.

Tong Jing himself was not much better, but still gave Ruan Wei a comforting look, took the ring and turned around, looked at the bride affectionately, and put the silver ring on each other's ring fingers.

Then came the climax of the whole wedding, the bride and groom embraced and kissed each other.

Witnessing his best friend hand in hand with his lover for a lifetime, and the status of best man endowed him with a strong sense of mission, Ruan Wei had mixed feelings and thoughts.

He and Tong Jing's brothers have left countless tracks in each other's lives, and they always care about each other. Tong Jing can find a happy home, and Ruan Wei feels the same for a moment.

From time to time, the sound of camera shutters came from the audience, as well as the sound of whistles and booing.

Ruan Wei looked over in response to the prestige. In the dazzling sunlight, his gaze was not clear, and he accidentally glanced over the auditorium, and saw a familiar figure among the guests.

Lying on a big grass.

Ruan Wei's first reaction was to curse inwardly.

Why is he here?

Shen Tingmo sat in the middle, because he was tall, with his unique elite aura, in stark contrast to the elderly relatives beside him, he stood out from the crowd, so he was recognized by Ruan Wei at a glance up.

This guy is wearing a cool and decent golf shirt and a white sun hat. He seems to have seen him a long time ago. His thin lips are raised in a smile, and his clear and stretched eyebrows are looking straight at him. To him on the stage.

Ruan Wei looked back at herself, wearing a cumbersome and heavy dress, her face exposed to the sun was covered with beads of sweat, her vest was also soaked in hot sweat, and her legs that were so nervous and trembling when handing over the ring still haven't stabilized yet.

Why Shen Tingmo can dress so coolly, it's too hateful.

When Ruan Wei thought that there would be a show of cross-dressing women later, a fleeting crack appeared on her delicate face.

The tenant went out behind his back and secretly wore a small skirt. Does Boss Shen know?

Ruan Wei and Shen Tingmo looked at each other for a while, but Ruan Wei couldn't ignore it either. With the back of his hand hanging by his side, he moved slightly outward, making an obvious but perfunctory gesture of greeting.

It's cool to stay somewhere, don't stare at me, it's annoying. : Produced

The corners of the other party's lips pursed slightly, raising a more obvious arc, even with a smile in his eyes, his eyes followed Ruan Wei all the time, without any concealment.

Ruan Wei blushed and looked away out of breath, and no longer dared to glance around. With this strong gaze, she endured until the wedding ceremony was completed perfectly, and then stepped off the stage with the other groomsmen to change clothes.

Shen Tingmo accepted the customer's face, originally planned to attend the ceremony, and leave after presenting the gift money. He never thought that he would encounter unexpected surprises.

The pure white figure like a daffodil on the stage played back in his mind, and a slight smile could not help but curl up on the corners of his lips.

I don't know where he went now, I was always worried that his ice cream-like skin would be melted by the hot sun, after thinking for a while, Shen Tingmo planned to stay until the dinner and then leave.

After the ceremony, the guests were taken to the restaurant for lunch by the staff, and then led to the leisure area to relax and repair, waiting for the evening reception.

The park has complete facilities, such as private cinema, swimming pool steaming, massage spa, e-sports chess, simple lounge, etc., all kinds of leisure places are available.

Shen Tingmo didn't have any desire for pleasure, so he found a lounge to lie down, closed his eyes and fell asleep in the cool air-conditioning, maybe because the environment was too quiet and comfortable, he couldn't help but gradually fell asleep.

On the other side, Ruan Wei took off her dress and shirt with great difficulty, sweating all over, was rushed by the makeup artist to take a shower, and then changed into a skirt without stopping to start a new look.

The tulle skirt is much cooler than the dress, Ruan Wei has a straw in her mouth, sipping ice coke happily, her knees are relaxed, ignoring her head, she looks like a woman from somewhere, whether she is sitting or not , very pungent.

The coordinator came in carrying two large plastic bags, and shouted loudly: "Let's eat, you have worked hard today, and you didn't even catch the dinner. This box of lunch is freshly packed in the hotel restaurant. Eat it while it's hot."

Ruan Wei was also polite, took the lunch box and chopsticks, bowed her waist, opened her legs, put the food in her hand and started to move.

His carefree posture formed a strong contrast with the skirt on his body. A certain bridesmaid teased him: "Our brother Ruan is wearing the most fairy skirt and doing the wildest food."

Ruan Wei cleaned up the food in the bowl as quickly as possible, and burped, "Comrades, we need to open up the layout. Freshness and wildness are not contradictory. Can't fairies go to disco?"

The stylist pulled Ruan Wei back to the vanity mirror, tapped his forehead with a comb, and said with a smile: "Brother wild, from now on, please refresh yourself, and when you put on the wig, you are our best Pretty fairy."

Ruan Wei covered her head to avoid it: "No, you still need to wear a wig?"

The stylist quickly pulled him back: "Cross-dressing is to let you be a complete little fairy, not to cosplay transvestites with your short hair."

"Oh..." With Ruan Wei's expression of resistance in every possible way, the stylist suppressed a smile and put the wig on top of his head, clamped the hairpin, adjusted the hairline, and really suppressed his wildness.

"Look, isn't it pretty?" The stylist used a watering can and a comb to adjust the texture of the wig, and called the makeup artist to touch up Ruan Wei's makeup.

With a shoulder-length black long straight wig and breezy bangs on his forehead, Ruan Wei seemed to have been sealed, and his head was tilted stiffly: "How long will I wear this thing?"

"It's still early, let's talk about it after the bridal chamber at night." The makeup artist pressed Ruan Wei's chin, added eye shadow and lipstick to him, thought for a while, and lightly swept two strokes of dirty orange blush. The popular natural sense of pure desire is very attractive.

After Ruan Wei put on lipstick, her mouth became uneasy. Under her bangs, she revealed a pair of pretty almond eyes, and the black hair that fell to her collarbone seemed natural, making her already small cheeks even more delicate.

A certain bridesmaid clapped her hands and exclaimed, "Ji Meis, come and have a look, brother Ruan is here to spread hatred again."

Brother Ruan himself was in a moody mood, only feeling the air-conditioning blowing in from the bottom of his skirt, making his balls feel chilly.

Half Candy Tea

Mr. Shen: I heard that there are fairies to watch?

Wei Zai: Hit me!