The Complete Suicide Manual [Rebirth]

Hu Lu sat at one end of the black coffin, playing the beat leisurely with his legs crossed.The empty hall is decorated with plain white silk and satin, and the staff of the funeral home are making the final arrangements for the mourning hall.A staff member is squatting in front of the coffin, decorating the black and white portrait of the coffin owner with black satin.Hu Lv glanced at the photo and pouted.

"Hey, can you be a little professional? This is my photo from five years ago, don't you think it's a bit outdated?" Hu Li complained, tapping the staff member's shoulder with his heel.If you look carefully, you will find that his feet can't actually touch each other. Whenever he wants to knock on it, he will be separated by an invisible barrier.

The innocent worker shook his body, looked up and looked around, and said to another colleague who was laying a wreath, "Do you feel a little cold?"

"Maybe my air conditioner is turned on too low." The man was panting, raised his sleeves and wiped his sweat, leaned over to move the wreaths, then went to the side and squatted down to look, making sure that the row of wreaths was neat uniform.After doing this, he straightened up, picked up the mineral water that was set aside, unscrewed the cap and poured it straight into his mouth.

"Damn, who is this guy? Look at these two rows of wreaths - Quanhan Municipal Government, Quanhan Public Security Bureau, Quanhan Security Department, Quanhan Mental Hospital, Quanhan Academy of Social Sciences, Quanhan Academy of Sciences , and those associations... tsk tsk, what a style!"

He didn't let go of his hands until he filled the bottle with no drop of water in one breath, and let out a long breath. "But I heard that this person happened in a mental hospital. Is it an accident?"

"It's hard to say." The staff member tore off a section of scotch tape with a swipe. "Most of the people who live there are self-harming or suicidal. It's late at night. Who knows what's going on."

The other man rolled up his sleeves, wiped his mouth, and said grinningly, "Even if he is a madman, it is still a crazy madness to let so many people give him face! If he is an ordinary person, who cares if he dies or not? "

"Hey, do you discriminate against psychopaths? You have no quality." Sitting on the coffin, Hu Li curled his lips again and rolled his eyes. "What a bunch of idiots! As I said earlier, I hate funeral wreaths the most, and you made this one for me!"

Hu Li folded his legs and sat cross-legged on the coffin, touched the smooth surface of the black coffin with his hands, "But I really like this coffin, black, cool enough! Isn't it, buddy?" Hu Lu looked at the work in front of him. The staff waved.

"Okay, you can accumulate some virtue! If you are unaccompanied like this person and have to be taken care of by the mental hospital, you won't think so." The staff member squatting in front of the coffin always felt that his back Feeling a little cold, he placed the portrait in front of the coffin, took a few steps back to look at it, and stepped forward to adjust the position.Straightening up again, he rubbed his arms vigorously, then looked down at the portrait again.

The face in the photo is very ordinary, with neither one more eye nor one less ear than others, and the combination of facial features can only be regarded as upper-middle-class.The eyebrows on the slightly childish face were slightly twitched, as if he was not happy, and those dark eyes stared straight at the people outside, which made people feel creepy.

The staff member immediately looked away, and a chill came over his body, "Let's go out." He turned around hurriedly, almost tripped over himself, staggered, and then walked out at a faster speed.

"What are you panicking about..." The other person was a little puzzled, but all the preparations were done, and there was really no need for them to stay here anymore.The two left quickly, the door closed, and the hall with the lights turned off was pitch black.

"Really, there's not even a single lamp left." Hu Li complained, but didn't move.After he became in this state a day ago, he tried, no matter what he did, he couldn't leave the coffin.Moreover, he couldn't touch anything except the coffin.

The surroundings were so quiet that even the sound of the wind could be heard. Hu Lu propped his chin on one hand, stared at the light-transmitting crack of the door more than 20 meters away, and complained in a drawn-out tone, "It's so boring... If I had known, I wouldn't have scared him just now. gone."

Hu Lu propped up one leg, tapping his fingers rhythmically on the coffin.Not long after, he lowered his leg and hung it in the air, pressing on the other foot and dangling.After sitting like this for a while, he felt uncomfortable again, so he simply fell backwards, lying on the coffin with his arms bent under his head.

Turn over, turn over again.Raise your legs, then lower your legs.Hu Li struggled for a long time but couldn't find a comfortable position.

Suddenly, a spot of light suddenly appeared in the center of the hall, gradually changing from dark to bright. Then, the light twisted and stretched, turning into a translucent figure like a hazy mist.

Hu Ruteng sat up, staring wide-eyed at the man in the cloak—or, something that wasn't a man.The human figure held a token that was about the same height in one hand, and stretched out the cloak with the other hand towards him. It was obviously more than ten meters away from him at first, but when he stretched out his hand like this, he was right in front of him, and his skinny hand was almost touching. to his body.

"Come on, come with me." I heard a voice without seeing my lips open or close, "Since you succeeded in committing suicide for the 99th time, and your death time was 50 years earlier than your fate, you will not go to heaven, nor will you Not going to hell, and of course, you can no longer stay on earth."

Hu Lu bent down to see the other person's face, but was always covered by the cloak, "Is it still popular to talk about heaven and hell? It's so boring." He touched his chin, "If you want me to go with you, you have to let me go with you." I know who you are, right?"

"You can call me God."

Hu Lv let out a sneer that stuck in his throat, and there was a muffled sound, he rolled his eyes slyly, and suddenly stretched out his hand towards the other party's hood, "Are you a god, let me see first, then talk about it! "

"presumptuous!"

Boom!The token hit Hu Lu hard on the head, and Hu Lu flew backwards as if hit by a high-speed car, and disappeared in mid-air before hitting the wall or falling to the ground.

"Will those who defy fate return to the river of fate in the end..." The cloaked man stared at the place where Hu Lu disappeared for a long time, and then disappeared with a wave of his hand.

Pain -!Uh, no, it doesn't seem to hurt that much either.Hu Lu sat up and rubbed his painful temple with one hand. The veins on his forehead twitched with the pulsation of the blood vessels, and there was a tingling pain of tiny foreign objects surging in the blood vessels.Compared with the pain, what enveloped his body at this moment was more dizziness, like the feeling of paleness and weakness after losing too much blood.

As Hu Lv thought about it, the movement of rubbing his forehead suddenly stopped.He blinked slowly, raised his head to look around, narrowed his eyes quickly, and raised his hand to block the light that was too bright for him.

This is a messy but clean and bright room.In a space of about [-] square meters, a single bed is pitifully placed in the corner, and a thick wooden table similar to a workbench is placed in the center, turning what should have been a bedroom into a studio .The wardrobe hidden on the wall was not closed tightly, revealing piles of untidy books and notes inside.On the table, on the floor, or even on the bed, there are small and heavy electronic components everywhere.

Quite familiar room, quite familiar furnishings.Without too many memories, he was able to overlap the scene he saw at this time with the place he lived in before he was an adult in his memory.A standard suite with three bedrooms and two living rooms, if you open the curtain next to it, you can see the messy and winding alleys outside the community.

But he remembered that ten years had passed since he was an adult.and……

Hu Lu glanced over the parts and semi-finished products on the workbench, with a look of surprise on his face.He lifted the quilt, and regardless of the dizziness that still remained in his head, he went to the wooden table and picked up the semi-finished product that seemed to be the most complete and looked at it carefully. The more he looked, the more he couldn't help being surprised. "When will this holographic projector be made by hand?" He couldn't help muttering.

Until the second decade of the 21st century when he died, holographic projections only existed in laboratories. Holographic projections were not the so-called 3D that cinemas tried to promote. At least, the ugly glasses did not exist in the concept of holograms.

"Di! Starting..." A screen suddenly popped up half a meter in front of Hu Lu. The progress bar on it quickly finished, and a roll of parchment slowly unfolded in front of Hu Lu.

Familiar handwriting appeared on the parchment.That was Hu Lu's own handwriting.

1. The ordered XXX component arrives on the 23rd.

2. One mouthful of bread and one mouthful of water will cause a stomachache. Let's eat instant noodles next time.

3.…

……

9. Contributed to "The Argumentation of the Third Solution of the Orphas Equation".

10. He seems to be coming back, annoying.

After reading this series of things that looked like notepads and diary essays, Hu Li touched his chin, raised his hand and tapped on the screen, and called out the date and time very familiarly.He conceived and drew sketches of this thing ten years ago. Although he lost interest in the middle and did not make a real thing, the design is complete in all aspects, and it is no different from the production.

——2005年5月22日10:36。

Is it really ten years ago?Hu Lu stared at this line of words for a few minutes, then turned off the screen with a wave of his hand, walked to the bathroom next door, and stared at the immature self in the half-length mirror from a distance of one meter.In terms of time, he was indeed underage in May 2005.However, did he remember that he succeeded in the end?And the day he successfully committed suicide was November 5, 2015, and he could even tell when he closed his eyes, but that didn't seem necessary.

Wormhole?Back in time?Self-imagining?Various conjectures quickly appeared in Hu Lu's head, and finally, the key point was locked on the man who claimed to be God who appeared in the mourning hall.

He did die, and then met a weird guy, and then appeared here. "It seems to have failed this time." Hu Lu thought to himself, "It's just a different place."

"Although it's a bit regrettable, but since we've changed places, let's play first and then talk about it." Hu Li glanced at himself in the mirror, raised his hand and pulled his cheek, "It feels like an upgrade after clearing the game. Woolen cloth."

Go back in time?Hu Lu stared at his strange self in the mirror, touched his chin, and was taken aback slightly by the soft fluff touched by his fingertips.Immediately, he put down his hands, slightly frowned his eyebrows in front of the mirror, his dark eyes were staring straight, and this appearance was exactly the same as the black and white portrait he complained about not long ago.

"Do it again?" Hu Lu stared at himself in the mirror and muttered, "It's so predictably boring..."