[Journey to the West] Wearing the tight hoop of the Great Sage

◎[One more update] "It's so cool to cry."◎

Jin Wushu didn't feel ashamed when he saw that everyone was gone, he raised Sun Wukong's finger and said, "If that's the case, then I'll be merciful and satisfy the Great Sage."

He opened his mouth and bit his fingertips, rolled his tongue lightly and then let go, snorting triumphantly: "Look, your fingers are wet."

Sun Wukong: "..."

Sun Wukong smiled lowly and kissed him on the lips: "Is this the wet method?"

Jin Wushu murmured: "Other wet methods are not suitable here."

His breath was instantly filled with the fragrance of flowers and fruits, and it was the Great Sage who opened the Purple Mansion.

Say to him: "There is always a suitable place."

Jin Wushu: "..."

He was timid, hurriedly held Sun Wukong's face and kissed it, and acted coquettishly: "My great sage, please spare me a day."

The pitiful expression made Sun Wukong laugh, he closed Zifu, pinched Jin Wushu's butt: "If you dare to seduce me again, it will only ask."

***

The Taoist led Tang Sanzang and his disciples to sit in guest seats, and ordered two children to watch tea.

The little boy went into the inner room to wash the teacups, and when he hurried past a corridor, the sound of footsteps alarmed the spider spirit in the backyard of the Taoist temple.

Seven spider banshees came to the temple first. They had no clothes to wear, and they were cutting clothes in the backyard room at this time.

Knowing that the little boy was going to watch tea, the banshee asked, "Tonger, is there any visitor here?"

The little boy said respectfully outside the door: "Yes, there are a few monks outside, and the master is talking with them."

The spider spirits looked at each other and asked, "What do they look like?"

Child: "They all look handsome."

Spider spirit: "..."

A banshee asked, "Is there a bald man with white hair on his forehead?"

The little boy said: "Yes, yes, that monk's smile is so pretty, shrouded in the bubbling light of the Buddha, even the master looks like a holy monk when he sees it."

The spider spirits gritted their teeth: "It can't be wrong, it must be them!"

The little boy was holding the teacup and hurried to leave, but the spider spirit said: "Tong'er, when you pass the tea, you wink at your master and tell him to come to the backyard. I have something urgent to say."

The little boy hurried away and served tea in the front hall.

When he brought the teacup to the master, he "accidentally" splashed the water, even though he winked: "It's my disciple's fault, I accidentally knocked over the teacup, so don't blame the master."

The Taoist knew that the younger sister in the backyard had something to do: "It's okay, bring me a new cup of tea." Then he got up and apologized to Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice: "Everyone is laughing, let's go to the inner room to change clothes."

***

Seeing the senior brother coming, the seven banshees hurriedly invited him in: "Senior brother, my little sister has something to say."

The Taoist told them to put on their clothes: "When you came, you hesitated to talk about it. Why did you say it at this time? There are still guests in front of the temple, so don't neglect it."

All the banshees suddenly had tears in their eyes, and they cried out of grievance: "Senior brother, if it wasn't for the guest, how dare we tell the bad things to our senior brother."

The Taoist looked cold: "What do you mean by what my junior sister said?"

Seeing them crying sadly, he also softened his heart: "Is it okay if someone bullied you? Tell your brother quickly."

The spider spirits were weeping, pulling the Taoist priest's sleeve and talking in detail.

Knowing that Monk Seqi had turned into a catfish spirit, crawling back and forth on his junior sister's legs, forcing her to wait, the Taoist priest's face became colder the more he heard it, and turned red in the end.

He gritted his teeth and asked, "Have you all been taken advantage of by the monk?"

"Brother, it's not just being taken advantage of, that damned monk even burned down our cave, leaving us sisters with nowhere to go, so I came here to find my brother..."

The Taoist held back his anger and asked again: "I see that they are all extraordinary, and they are definitely not the people who deceive the world and steal their names. How could they insult you like this?"

The spider spirit hesitated for a while, and said cautiously: "Brother, didn't you know that the bald monk's name is Tang Sanzang?"

"Tang Sanzang..."

"That's right, brother, Tang Sanzang went to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures. It is rumored that he is a good man who has practiced for ten lifetimes. If you eat a piece of his meat, you will live forever..."

"They passed by my Pansi Cave to eat food, we heard his name and took him away, but who would have provoked his three apprentices to do this and humiliate us!"

All the banshees were weeping, and they all knelt down: "Senior brother, I hope that senior brother cares about the love between brothers and sisters, vent your anger for me, and end that enemy, senior brother..."

After hearing this, the Taoist priest was very annoyed and regretted what happened to the seniors. He gritted his teeth and said, "It turns out that those monks are so rude. Don't worry, junior sisters. Let the seniors vent their anger on you!"

After saying that, he left, changed his clothes and returned to the hall after a while, his face had returned to normal, and he said humbly:

"The holy monk has been waiting for a long time. Just now I ordered the boy to prepare a vegetarian meal. The meal will be available later."

Before Tang Sanzang could speak, Zhu Bajie was happy: "Okay, okay, you are very sensible."

Tang Sanzang glanced at him: "Bajie."

The Taoist laughed, but didn't take his rudeness to heart, and called the little boy to the backyard to pick more than a dozen black dates, made a few cups of new tea, and handed it to Tang Sanzang and his disciples.

"Holy monks, taste it quickly. These dates are grown in the mountains in my backyard. The sweetness in the mouth can relieve the bitterness of tea."

Sun Wukong took the teacup and put it down, stopped the boy to give Jin Wushu the tea, and said to the Taoist priest: "Old Sun's lover can't use black dates, please give me another one."

"Love, lover?"

The Taoist was very surprised when he heard the words: "How many monks are not monks? Why..."

He looked at Monkey King, then at Jin Wushu, and saw a man with sword-brows and star-eyed eyes, impeccably handsome, and a man of grace and moon, fresh and handsome. The two sat in a row, and they really matched each other.

Zhu Bajie shouted from the side: "My senior brother and Xiao Jinghou are not real monks, but real lovers."

The Taoist nodded upon hearing the words: "So that's the case, it's Xiaodao's fault."

He couldn't, so he had to order Xiao Tong to bring another cup of tea.

Jin Wushu held Sun Wukong's hand underneath, and whispered to him via voice transmission: "Great Sage, is there something wrong with this tea? You are not allowed to drink it either."

Sun Wukong held him back: "Don't worry, I won't drink."

"The little monk and the others..."

"Tell them to drink it, they won't die."

Jin Wushu: "..."

The Taoist priest's eyes kept looking at the master and the apprentice, and he saw that except for that couple, the rest of them drank the tea.

He quenched the deadly poison in the black dates and scratched his guts. Ordinary people will die immediately after drinking a sip, and there is absolutely no possibility of surviving after drinking a cup of cultivators.

In an instant, Sha Wujing's expression changed, and he fell to the ground with a bang. Ao Lie and Zhu Bajie vomited a mouthful of blood, clutching their stomachs in excruciating pain.

Tang Sanzang rushed to help him: "Ao Lie!"

He stood up suddenly, and found that his whole body was weak, his stomach was in severe pain, and he fell down unsteadily, and passed out together with Ao Lie on the ground.

But after a while, he fainted, and only Monkey King and Jin Wushu, who knew the tea was poisonous, were fine.

Sun Wukong held the teacup in his hand, flicked his fingers, and poured the poisonous tea on the Taoist priest's head and face.

The Taoist slapped the table angrily, thinking that it would be easy to deal with only two people left, so he revealed his villainous face: "Hey! You robber masters and apprentices insulted my junior sister's innocence and destroyed my junior sister's cave, so why don't you hurry up and take your life!"

Sun Wukong snorted coldly: "You little monster is about to practice Taoism, how can you have sex with a few banshees who cannibalize you?"

The Taoist was startled suddenly, this man could see that he was a demon?

Jin Wushu moved the fainted people to an open space to watch.

The Taoist shouted loudly, and threw out a sword to strike at the face. Sun Wukong took out the golden cudgel from his ear, and in order to stretch his muscles, he confronted him.

The sound of the two of them fighting alarmed the spider spirits in the backyard. They rushed out to see Sun Wukong, and shouted: "This enemy must be burning my cave. Senior brother, stand back and let the younger sister take him."

The seven spider spirits formed a circle, opened their arms to reveal their snow-white bellies, and screamed coquettishly.

Jin Wushu hastily covered his eyes, muttering: "Don't see anything wrong, don't listen to anything wrong."

Sun Wukong had time to teleport to him during the fight, and kissed him deeply: "So carefree, so good." After speaking, he flew forward to fight the monster.

Jin Wushun licked his lips, buried his face in his shoulder and laughed.

The spider spirit was angry, and countless spider threads emerged from its navel, weaving a hood in the Taoist temple.The hood covered the sky and the sun, and the silk threads were as sharp as knives, anyone who fell into it would be cut into pieces.

Seeing that the spider silk cover was completed, they hurriedly shouted: "Senior brother, go quickly."

The Taoist knew how powerful the spider silk cover was, so he hurriedly retreated, and saw the spider silk cover fall down, covering Monkey King inside.

"Hahaha, it became—"

All the banshees and Taoist priests were proud of themselves, and were about to join forces to kill Jin Wushu, when they suddenly saw a big hole protruding from the spider silk cover, and a stick as thick as a stone pillar suddenly came out.

"what!"

The banshees were terrified and had no choice but to ask their senior brothers to deal with Monkey King, while they stretched their claws towards Jin Wushu.

Jin Wushu was squatting on the ground playing by himself.

He put Ao Lie's hair on Tang Sanzang's head. The bald little monk was gentle and refined, while the haired little monk was elegant and elegant. From this point of view, it's no wonder that senior brother Ao Lie liked the little monk so much.

Jin Wushu shook his head with a sigh, but it's a pity that senior brother Ao Lie couldn't attack and was attacked instead.

He was having fun when he suddenly noticed the spider spirit approaching.He opened his mouth and yawned, and a clone of Monkey King suddenly appeared beside him.

It turned out that Monkey King was worried, and was distracted to protect him while fighting the Taoist monster.

Jin Wushu was so soft-hearted, he stood on tiptoe and kissed the clone Wukong on the lips: "Don't worry, the Great Sage, I can deal with them."

Sun Wukong kissed him back, and conjured up a golden cudgel for him:

"It's my fault, I forgot that my Wushang doesn't have a good weapon."

Jin Wushu pouted: "No way, the Great Sage is very good, and the Golden Cudgel is also very good."

Seeing that there was another Monkey King, all the banshees hesitated to go forward.

Jin Wushu asked the Great Sage to take back his avatar, and said to the spider spirit: "As the saying goes, good men don't fight with women, but you have a lot of people, so I'm not bullying you, am I?"

He stepped forward, stretched out a finger and hooked it: "Come here."

Banshees: "..."

"Hmph, arrogant guy, I will let you know the consequences of angering us today, watch the trick!"

Jin Wushu grinned, holding the golden cudgel to meet him.

Dense spider threads rushed toward his face, Jin Wushun flexibly avoided, while waving the golden cudgel, he kept muttering: "Get longer, get bigger, piss her off! Get smaller, get thinner, pierce it for me... ..."

Sun Wukong: "..."

The banshees were bruised and swollen, and their belly buttons were pierced with hornets' nests.

Jin Wushu glanced over, got goosebumps all over his body, and said "Hey~" in disgust.

The eyeballs of the spider spirits were all red with anger, and each of them stabbed with their swords.

"Damn bad embryo, I will kill you!"

Jin Wushu rubbed his arms, seeing them like this, his heart ached, he covered his eyes and shouted: "Don't come here..."

"what--"

The banshees failed to hurt him, but were overturned by a tyrannical force and smashed heavily on the incense table.

Jin Wushu was wrapped around his waist and fell into Monkey King's arms.

He opened his eyes and looked at the Great Sage carefully, and smiled lovingly in his eyes: "So handsome, so handsome, the Great Sage is still eye-catching."

Sun Wukong laughed angrily at him, and bit his lip while grinding his molars: "Didn't you say that you can deal with it? How dare you cover your eyes when a monster stabs you, huh?"

Feeling guilty, Jin Wushu put his arms around Dasheng's neck and kissed him wildly: "Don't be angry with me, Dasheng, isn't it because you and the golden cudgel protect me?"

"Oh?"

Sun Wukong pinched his face: "Is it because I protect you so well?"

Jin Wushu rubbed against his arms: "No way, it's you, the great sage... are you willing to ask me to go out and fight?"

Sun Wukong: "..."

He sighed helplessly, making him lose his temper: "It's true that I can't bear it."

The two of them kissed and hugged like no one else was around, the angry Taoist priest and spider spirits vomited blood, since they couldn't beat him, they could only sneak attack.

All the monsters looked at each other, the spider spirit made cobwebs, the Taoist monster was a poison concocter, sprinkled a bottle of black venom on the spider silk and the sword, and flew up when Monkey King was not prepared.

Sun Wukong kissed Jin Wushu without turning his head back, the golden cudgel showed its might and smashed the spider web and sword to pieces.

The spider spirits were so angry that they jumped out of the hall one after another and changed into their original shapes, which were giant spiders of seven colors.

The spider's breastplate on the back of the head and chest has eight eyes at the front of each, arranged in two rows, which looks very terrifying.Their spider legs are as sharp as knives, and the hair on them is extremely lush.

Jin Wushu frowned: "It's so scary..."

Monkey King rolled up his tongue and bit it lightly: "Close your eyes and concentrate."

Seeing their passionate kiss, the seven big spiders hissed twice, and their legs moved quickly to surround them.

"hiss--"

Spider threads all over the sky entangled her head and face.

Sun Wukong pinched the back of Jin Wushu's neck with one hand, lowered his head to kiss, and plucked out a vellus hair with the other hand, and lightly twisted his fingers to transform into seven Wukongs.

The seven Wukongs were holding a bident in their hands, and their figures were as fast as ghosts, picking off countless spider threads.

The spider spirit suddenly stepped forward to bite, but was stabbed in the head by seven Wukong's bidents.

They were so frightened that they fell to the ground and cried out in pain: "Grandpa, please forgive me, please forgive me, we don't dare anymore..."

Sun Wukong didn't mean to keep his hand, and the banshees cried loudly: "Brother, help me..."

But seeing that the Taoist priest couldn't beat Monkey King, he hid in the hall and formed a large formation to firmly protect the hall: "Sisters, go at ease, brother still eats Tang monk meat, I can't save you."

All the banshees were terrified: "Senior brother——"

"what--"

Wukong nailed the double halberd in his hand into the skulls of the spider spirits, flipped his wrist, and his brains exploded, killing him on the spot.

Seeing that he really killed his seven junior sisters, the Taoist couldn't bear it and was furious.

He formed a large formation and dragged Tang Sanzang and others who were poisoned in without asking Monkey King to rescue them.

Immediately, he became ruthless and drew out a sword to meet him: "Although you are not a monk, you have also gone west to learn scriptures. How can you be so cruel and ruthless!"

Monkey King was too lazy to talk to him, but Jin Wushu was not happy, poking his head out of the great sage's arms and choking:

"You monster has a really thick skin. You were afraid of death and didn't save your junior sister, and you said you wanted to eat the little monk. How could you have the face to say that the Great Sage is cruel and ruthless?"

He tilted his head angrily at the monster: "Didn't you see that my great sage has feelings for me? You will be struck by lightning if you open your eyes and tell nonsense."

Taoist priest:"……"

"Yeah! I'm so angry!"

He raised his sword and slashed at him, but Sun Wukong didn't use all his strength, and he gradually felt soft. He had no choice but to show his real skills.

He hastily stepped back tens of meters and reached out to untie his clothes.

Jin Wushu satirized him: "What a monster, if you can't beat him, you'll take off your clothes. Are you ashamed?"

The Taoist priest's cold face was blushed by his anger and his neck was thick.

With a cry, he took off his Taoist robe, raised his hands high, and saw that there were thousands of eyes growing under his ribs, shining light, which hurt people's eyes.

Monkey King covered Jin Wushu's eyes, his golden eyes were not afraid.

It's just that the Taoist priest's eyes can not only emit light, but also emit smoke and mist from his armpits. A thick yellow mist envelopes the entire Taoist temple, and the light of the thousand eyes shines directly on it, like a fire.

He really showed his supernatural powers and wanted to tie Monkey King in the yellow mist.

Jin Wushu coughed twice, choked by the smoke, and Monkey King opened the Purple Mansion to take him in.

"Unbound..."

Jin Wushu buried his face in the hollow of his shoulder: "Don't worry, Dasheng, I'm fine, it's just that the smoke irritates my eyes."

Sun Wukong was heartbroken and hated himself for not protecting him well, so he hurriedly took him to the Lingquan, holding his face up to have a look.

Jin Wushu's eyes were hot and itchy, Sun Wukong pressed his hand: "Hey, don't rub it."

He took a breath of fairy air, and then wiped his eyelids with spiritual spring water: "Open your eyes and see, is it still uncomfortable?"

Jin Wushu opened his eyes obediently, blinked, and laughed immediately: "I'm not feeling bad, Great Sage."

Sun Wukong let out a sigh of relief and felt relieved.

Seeing him like this, Jin Wushu said softly in his heart, "Great Sage, I was just accidentally smoked, and I didn't get hurt. Don't blame yourself so much."

He went to peck Sun Wukong's lips, and said softly: "You make my heart hurt by doing this."

Sun Wukong hugged him and kissed his eyes: "Okay, I won't make you feel bad, and you don't make me feel bad. I will protect you in the future and won't let you get hurt."

Jin Wushu's eye sockets suddenly turned red.

Sun Wukong was stunned: "What's wrong with Wushu, but his eyes hurt again?"

Jin Wushu shook his head: "Is the Great Sage stupid? Your breath of immortal energy and water of spiritual spring can save everything in the world. My eyes are very good, so where does it hurt?"

He pursed his lips and said coquettishly, "It's all because of the Great Sage who made me want to cry..."

After hearing this, Sun Wukong laughed out loud: "I'm the one who is stupid. Wu Shu cried when he was moved, and when he was emotional, how could I not know?"

Jin Wushu: "I don't have one."

Seeing Sun Wukong laughing non-stop, Jin Wushou covered his mouth: "I was moved to cry because I love you, try asking someone to say this to me, and see if I cry or not?"

Sun Wukong stopped laughing, and gritted his teeth: "Wu Shu wants someone to tell you this, huh?"

Jin Wushu: "...I didn't mean that!! I'm so pissed off I'm so pissed off."

Seeing that he was angry, Sun Wukong stopped teasing him, turned a corner and asked again: "Yi Wushang means that crying because you love me, isn't it?"

Jin Wushu: ...

The Great Sage asked this question knowingly.

He said angrily, "No!"

Monkey King: "No, yes?" He gritted his teeth again: "Then Wu Shu told me why he was crying."

Jin Wushu: "...Because you are too ruthless, Great Sage."

He curled his lips: "I'm in pain (cool) crying."

Sun Wukong: "..."

The author says:

Double update today, there will be another chapter later~

感谢在2022-03-0423:52:39~2022-03-0516:28:02期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of sharp tooth cat;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!