The boy is hard to handle

Today-

Jiang Youqing was playing chess with Xue Yinhan in Qizitang when he heard the voices of Xu Yu and Yao Shichu outside——

"It's the second master!" Jiang Youqing got up from the bed and smiled at Xue Yinhan: "Before I went out this morning, I told her to buy some Rongjinji pastries when she came back. , now we have something to eat."

When Xue Yinhan heard that her second elder brother had come back, she also stood up quickly, ready to greet her.

But after waiting for a while, only Yao Shichu came in, holding Rongjinji pastry in his hand, and bowed to Jiang Youqing and Xue Yinhan.

"Did Second Master not come back?" Jiang Youqing glanced out of the window.

"Responding to Young Mistress, Second Master was called by the old lady to meet guests at the banquet hall." Yao Shichu replied.

"A guest? What kind of guest?" Jiang Youqing asked strangely, how could the well-behaved grandmother let her go to see a guest, "Did the second master go alone?"

Yao Shichu put the pastry in his hand on the soft low table, untied the string on it, and said, "There is also the second master, the two went together."

Ever since what happened to Yuexia, Jiang Youqing had involuntarily resisted the Erfang Club. Now when she heard that Xue Yanrong was with Xue Huaiqiu and was arranged by her grandmother, she immediately frowned and her eyes flickered. Feeling uneasy, he said nervously——

"But what happened?!"

Hearing this tone, Yao Shichu came to his senses in an instant, raised his head quickly, and shook his head hastily, "Don't worry, young mistress, nothing happened, just a missionary from a foreign country came."

"missionary?"

Jiang Youqing had never heard of this term before, and looked up at Xue Yinhan, but Xue Yinhan didn't know what it was, and his eyes were full of confusion.

"What is a missionary?"

"It's a foreign monk—" Yao Shichu tilted his head and thought for a while, and immediately said, "He is also a man of scriptures, but they don't shave their heads, and they don't burn their rings."

Speaking of this, Jinxiu and Sui Mo who were standing beside him suddenly covered their mouths, widened their eyes, and looked surprised——

"I see. Is it the blue-eyed, yellow-haired, big-nosed guy on Shui Lin Street?!"

"Have you met him? It's him." Yao Shichu nodded.

"I've seen it before, it's really scary!" Jinxiu took a step forward, her brows twisted into twists, "That, that's a /kinky/monk!"

"Jinxiu, don't talk nonsense!" Xue Yinhan scolded.

"Miss San, Jinxiu is not talking nonsense, that, that is really a /prostitute/monk."

At the end of the year, his face was wrinkled, and the corners of his mouth were almost bitten by his teeth. "Jinxiu and I saw it with our own eyes. The wife of the Zhang butcher's house in Shuilin Street has been in poor health. I don't know what happened that day. She was harvesting at the meat stall. While holding money, he suddenly fainted and lost his breath. Butcher Zhang was frightened, and hurriedly carried his back to the hospital. Suddenly, the big nose jumped out of the crowd, without saying a word , squatted down and kissed Mrs. Zhang on the mouth, but fortunately, Butcher Zhang reacted quickly enough and kicked him away, otherwise the reputation of the woman Taoist family would be ruined!"

Sui Mo said it with disgust, but Jiang Youqing was not only not afraid, but was full of curiosity——

Blue eyes, yellow hair, big nose?

Hiss - what does this person look like?

"Is it so scary?" Jiang Youqing asked.

"Anyway, he's definitely not a good person." Sui Mo and Jin Xiu must have been frightened by the scene that day, and now their brows are getting deeper and deeper.

It’s okay for Yao Shi to arrive at the beginning. She has seen people from Fanbang before. After all, they are of a different race. There are naturally many differences in habits and cultures, so they are not as conflicting as Sui Mo and Jinxiu. In the plate, he saluted and withdrew.

"oops--"

Suddenly, Jiang Youqing bent over and covered his stomach.

"Sister-in-law, what's wrong with you?" Xue Yinhan asked hastily.

"Little days are here, and it hurts like this from time to time." Jiang Youqing frowned, as if the pain was severe.

"Just drink some brown sugar water, it will be better." Xue Yinhan said.

"Hey, I seem to have run out of brown sugar a few days ago." Sui Mo put his hands in his hands, "I'm going out to buy it right now, please bear with me."

After saying that, I went out of the house in a hurry at the end of the year.

Xue Yinhan saw that Jiang Youqing was in a lot of pain, thinking about going to buy it at the end of the new year, it might take a while to come back, so she turned around and told Jinxiu: "Go back to the east courtyard and have a look, I remember the house It’s in there, if you can’t find it, go to the kitchen and ask the cook to cook a bowl of red dates and longan soup.”

"Yes, the servant will go here."

Seeing that everyone in the room had left, Jiang Youqing was still clutching his stomach and complaining, but now it disappeared in an instant, and he raised his brows and eyes with a smile——

"Sister-in-law, you—" Xue Yinhan has always been an honest girl, how could she understand Jiang Youqing's spirit, and was taken aback, "Aren't you in pain?"

"I wasn't in pain."

"Then you just—"

"If I didn't cover my stomach, how could Sui Mo and Jin Xiu leave?"

Jiang Youqing stuck out her tongue, and Xue Yinhan couldn't figure it out with her thief-like appearance——

"Sister-in-law, what are you doing to send them away?"

Looking at Xue Yinhan's cute and honest expression, Jiang Youqing suddenly felt a little embarrassed, was he a bit 'bad', but couldn't hold back his curiosity——

If it's bad, it's a little bit bad, anyway, it's not really doing bad things.

Leaning closer to Xue Yinhan, she widened her eyes——

"Don't you want to see what it looks like with blue eyes, yellow hair and a big nose?"

Xue Yinhan is being honest, but he is not a fool. How could he not understand such an obvious meaning, and said in surprise——

"Sister-in-law, don't you want to go to the banquet hall?"

Jiang Youqing pursed his lips and smiled without hiding anything, and nodded, "Let's go, don't you want to take a look?"

"But—that's a /prostitute/monk."

"It's the /prostitution/monk, so I went over to have a look, so that if I go to the street, I'll know who the bad guys are."

Nonsense, pure nonsense.

"But—if found out—"

"We won't find out. We'll just hide behind the screen, take a look and leave. No one will know."

Xue Yinhan has never done such an outrageous thing before, this is different from the previous outings.

"Let's go, let's take a look and come back." Jiang Youqing pulled Xue Yinhan who was still hesitating, and looked out the window, "Wait any longer, Jinxiu and the end of the year will be back."

Xue Yinhan was dragged away passively, keeping her head down all the way, not even daring to turn her eyes around, for fear of being spotted by the passing servants, waiting for Jiang Youqing to take her into the banquet hall Behind the screen, Xue Yinhan's underwear was soaked in cold sweat.

As the saying goes, rely on your parents at home and friends when you go out.

Those who don't have a foundation like this outside and want to gain a foothold, naturally, they must first visit the big families in Beijing——

At best it sounds like a visit, at worst it sounds like alms.

Foreign monks are no exception, they always eat and sleep.

Xue Huaiqiu shook his sleeves, he was quite disdainful for such an open-minded alms-

"Heh - I heard that a man can only marry one wife in your place? If the wife doesn't have children, can't she divorce?"

"Yes." The foreign monk is considered to be doing as the Romans do, wearing Confucian clothes, but his accent and appearance, no matter how you look at it, it is awkward.

"I think this is what you say. Here, women are not comparable to men. Women should regard men as their gods. The so-called obeying the father at home, obeying the husband when married, and obeying the son after the death of a husband, is the truth."

It is not surprising that Xue Huaiqiu can say such words. In his eyes, women are objects to be played with, they are accessories of men, and they cannot and cannot be compared with men at all.Skate the jokes of the world!

"Heh—" There was another sneer, "Then it seems that your place is not very good."

Immediately, Xue Huaiqiu stopped talking, probably because he hated this person from the bottom of his heart.

Only Xue Yanrong was still listening to him talking, thinking about the monogamous marriage system-weak water three thousand, just take one scoop, isn't it referring to himself.

The two little girls behind the screen, one staring wider than the other——

"It turns out that this is a native of Fanbang. Those eyes are really blue."

Jiang Youqing tugged at Xue Yinhan, and said like a mosquito——

"Did you see that he still has hair on his hands?"

Xue Yinhan was so frightened that she was scared to death, how could she dare to speak, and tugged at her sister-in-law's sleeve——

Didn't you just take a look and leave?It's been half a stick of incense.

Xue Yanrong was sitting upright on the chair, but he didn't know whether his hands were numb or his legs were numb. As soon as he changed his posture with his legs up, he saw the floor-to-ceiling screen of colorful carved mahogany shaking slightly. There was no wind or waves. Why is it shaking so well?

wrong--

How do you have eyes? !

This is? !

Xue Yanrong stood up suddenly, and both Monk Yang and Xue Huaiqiu were stunned for a moment——

"What's wrong with you?" Xue Huaiqiu asked.

"No, my legs are numb from sitting, get up and take a walk."

Xue Yanrong spoke in a serious manner, but he walked straight towards the screen, stopped in front of a gap, and turned his back to block the peeking eyes.

Jiang Youqing was taken aback for a moment, seeing the man's back shoulder and the hand behind his back, and then realized that he had been discovered——

"ah!"

He hurriedly pulled Xue Yinhan who was beside him and fled.

Xue Yinhan's legs were so frightened that her legs went limp, so it's fine to peek at the outsider, but she was also peeking at a foreign monk from a foreign country, this, this is a big taboo in my daughter's house—

"What should I do, my second brother saw me—"

"It's okay, she just saw me, don't be afraid."

"Ah?" Xue Yinhan was even more worried. If she was found out, she would be reprimanded at most, but Jiang Youqing was different. She was his sister-in-law and the wife of his second brother. "Sister-in-law, if the second brother blames me, you can put it all on me. Don't say that you want to come. The second brother has always loved me, so he will definitely not blame me."

Jiang Youqing looked at the girl in front of her, she was clearly such a timid person, and she would take on such responsibility because she was worried about herself. The Xue family felt it.

The foreign monk said a lot, and summed it up, it was nothing more than one thing-money.

However, what he said was very pleasant to hear. Giving medicine and medicine, imparting teachings, and forming good relationships, it is a bit like the Buddhist school of saving all living beings.

As soon as Xue Huaiqiu heard that he wanted money, his face sank, and he winked at Xue Yanrong—to send him away.

Xue Yanrong didn't care about the several hundred taels of silver, but because of his seniority, Xue Huaiqiu was his second uncle after all, and he made it clear that if he ignored it, he would be out of courtesy.

So it can only be perfunctory first.

Even though he is a foreign monk, the ability to observe words and expressions is common in the world, and he probably understood that this trip was fruitless, so he also resigned and left.

As soon as the person left, Xue Huaiqiu snorted heavily from his nose——

"No wonder my mother doesn't want to see him, you don't know, what he did in Shuilin Street a few days ago, he was about to kiss a woman in his arms, what did he say to save people?

I see, he is a /prostitute/monk!If it weren't for the fact that the right deputy Du Yushi of the Metropolitan Procuratorate wrote him an explanation letter, he would have been kicked out a long time ago!I can still hear him talk until now! "

After speaking, he glanced at Xue Yanrong——

"Second Uncle knows that you are soft-hearted, and he is pitiful, but you can't be soft on this kind of person. Treating diseases and saving people like him, wouldn't the five permanent virtues be ruined, and the human relationship would be lost."

What he said was so serious, but in Xue Yanrong's opinion, it was just the sentence of monogamy that made him so unhappy. How can a person who is serious/desire understand the principle of a couple for a lifetime? Although I disagree, but He didn't say much, nodded silently, and let it go.

Seeing this, Xue Huaiqiu thought he had listened, stroked his beard, and left the banquet hall.

After thinking for a while, Xue Yanrong got up from the chair——

Fortunately, the foreign monk did not go far away, Xue Yanrong looked at him, looked up and down——

"I don't read your scriptures, and I don't believe in your gods, but I know that you have taken in many orphans in the yard facing the street, just for this, I believe you are merciful, if there are too many, the 300 taels you Just take it, take it as a little sympathy for those orphans."

"Thank you, Second Master Rong." The foreign monk bowed, turned around and took out a delicate-looking object from the small wooden box in his hand. It was made of iron and intertwined with silk ropes. Stop (1. Quoting Gu Qiyuan's "Guest Talk") "This self-ringing clock has a timing mechanism inside. If it rings twelve times a day at twelve o'clock, it should be my gift in return." (2. Quoting Feng Shike's "Peng Chuang Sulu")

Xue Yanrong has seen the self-ringing bell before, but it is the first time to see such a small one, which can be placed in the palm of the palm of the hand——

"You foreign monks also practice courtesy and courtesy?"

"Multiple friends, multiple paths."

"Ha ha--"

Xue Yanrong smiled and took the chiming bell——

"In the future, if you need anything, go to Ben Shan Tang to find me."

After saying that, he took the chiming bell and went back to Qizitang.

As soon as he stepped into the courtyard, he saw the two people who fled just now——

Xue Yanrong didn't respond, but asked if the pastry had been eaten?

Seeing them nodding their heads, they walked into the study without asking any questions.

"Second brother—" Xue Yinhan suddenly called out.

"What's wrong?" Xue Yanrong stopped, with a soft smile in his eyes.

"No, it's nothing." Xue Yinhan quickly shook her head, "It's just that the cakes are too delicious."

"It's delicious. I'll ask someone to buy it again tomorrow." After speaking, he turned around and went into the study.

Xue Yinhan breathed a sigh of relief, turned her head to look at her sister-in-law——

"I probably didn't see it just now, but the second brother was smiling at me just now."

She was afraid that Xue Yanrong would quarrel with Jiang Youqing, so she stayed here to take responsibility. Xue Yinhan knew that if she left first, Jiang Youqing's personality would never give her away, so she resigned at ease now that nothing happened. .

Jiang Youqing sent Xue Yinhan out of the courtyard, turned around and looked towards the study——

Didn't she see it?But those eyes were clearly staring at him?

In fact, Jiang Youqing's heart is also a little empty, after all, it's not a glorious thing to hide behind the screen and peep, now leaning against the door of the study, looking at the person who lowered his head and eyes on the grand teacher's chair——

"You're back?"

Xue Yanrong ignored her.

Jiang Youqing moved forward with lotus steps——

"I just played chess with Yinhan."

Xue Yanrong still ignored her.

Jiang Youqing had no choice but to continue walking, stopped at the desk, and pursed his lips——

"Why are you ignoring me?"

Only then did Xue Yanrong raise his head and raised his eyebrows——

"Play chess all the time?"

"Uh——" Jiang Youqing couldn't keep pretending anymore, he put his little hand on her arm and swayed, as if he had done a 'bad thing', begging for mercy "I'm just curious, I have never seen blue eyes and yellow eyes when I grow up so old." What about the one with the hair?"

"You, you are getting more and more courageous. The second uncle was still there just now. If this is discovered, both you and Yinhan will be fined to kneel."

Xue Yanrong originally wanted to give her a hard time, so that her memory would be long, but his brows hadn't been wrinkled yet, and his temper was suppressed by this person's delicate and soft voice——

"I was wrong, just this time, I won't dare in the future, and let's talk about it—won't there be you."

"I—" Xue Yanrong didn't know why, but she couldn't be tough, at most she pushed her hand away from her arm, "I just indulge you too much, lawless."

Jiang Youqing was not afraid at all, but was full of smiles.

dang dang-

"What's the sound?" Jiang Youqing paused, then immediately looked up and looked around.

However, Xue Yanrong pulled the corners of his mouth and smiled slightly——

When Jiang Youqing searched for the source of the sound, he suddenly let out a sound of surprise, holding the small and exquisite object, and immediately fell in love with it, his eyes were both liking and surprised——

"What is this thing? Why is it still ringing?"

"The self-ringing bell has a mechanism inside, and it will ring once every hour until the twelve hours are finished."

"That's more leaking."

"That's what it means, almost."

"Where did you get it? I never saw it in the street market."

"Of course you can't see it in the street market, it's something from Fanbang—"

Before Xue Yanrong finished speaking, Jiang Youqing opened his eyes wide——

"Shouldn't it be that /kinky/monk's?!"

Before the words finished, Jiang Youqing hurriedly covered her mouth and nose.

Xue Yanrong frowned abruptly——

"What did you say!"

"I, I—" what I said was like splashed water, and I couldn't take it back, so I had to bite the bullet and admit "I saw it when I went shopping with Jinxiu at the end of the year. Mouth--"

This capital looks quite big, but it is actually quite small. There is a slight disturbance in the city, and the whole city knows it, but bad things are spread far and wide, and good things don't go out.

"They take in orphans, why don't you see them, you just know that your mouth is right when you see it."

"I didn't say it—" Jiang Youqing lowered his head, then raised his head again, "Can mouth to mouth really save people?"

"It's not mouth to mouth, it's breathing." Xue Yanrong stretched out his hand and nodded her head, "There is a clear record in "Elbow Reserve Emergency Recipe" that plugs both nostrils and uses a reed tube to hold it in the mouth until it is swallowed, which makes people boo. I even shush it (3. Quoting Ge Hong's "Elbow Reserve Emergency Prescription"), saying that he lacks roots and reeds."

Jiang Youqing froze for a moment——

"You, how do you know this?"

Seeing her surprised expression, Xue Yanrong couldn't help laughing and said——

"I run a pharmacy."

"Oh, I, I thought—"

"You think I can dial abacus beads."

Jiang Youqing stuck out her tongue, charming and playful, holding the chime bell in her hand——

"This, can I take it back to the house?"

It was originally given to her, so how could he not allow it?

"As long as you don't feel too noisy, don't put it on your waist as long as you want."

After saying that, Jiang Youqing was about to run to the wing with the chime bell, but was stopped again——

"return."

"Ok?"

Xue Yanrong got up from the grand teacher's chair, walked around the table and stopped in front of her, looking at the pair of open almond eyes——

"Just this time, let me catch you peeking at the guy again, it won't be so easy to talk about, don't allow it next time."

After speaking, he walked out the door on his own.

Everyone walked out of the door, Jiang Youqing came back to his senses, and quickly caught up with the chime clock in his hand——

"Second Master, I, I didn't..."

Before he finished speaking, he heard Xue Yanrong say——

"Be careful with your feet"

"Then you should wait for me~~~"

The author says:

Xue Yanrong: "Dare to look at other people? How many heads do you have enough for me to twist?"

Jiang Youqing: "Second Master looks jealous, so heartbroken~~~"

The author: "Hiss—Xiao Jiang, please wake me up!!!"

Madam said, let me write for three days and save more manuscripts, she is very anxious to read (she has already read all my manuscripts)

Me: ".....obey"

I hope everyone understands the quotations in the article, thank you.

1. Gu Qiyuan's "Guest Zuo Yu Yu" "The device made has a self-sounding bell, made of iron, intertwined with silk ropes, suspended in a chi, rotating up and down, non-stop, and ringing the bell at the right time. There are many such."

2. Feng Shike's "Continued Records of the Canopy Window" also wrote: "Western Matteo Ricci has a self-ringing bell, just like a small incense box, made of fine gold. At twelve o'clock a day, it rings twelve times."

3. Ge Hong's "Elbow Reserve Emergency Prescription" clearly records that "stuff both nostrils, use a reed tube to hold it from the mouth to the pharynx, make people boo it, and pass it on."

感谢在2022-03-0923:58:15~2022-03-1100:56:25期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 star;

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 15 bottles missing; 5 bottles of the late night poet; 3 bottles of Velud thick; 2 bottles of Pojun and Rot;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!