This concubine can eat too!
Chapter 23
Song Ruolan and his party arrived one hour after Kaifeng City closed the city gate on the tenth night. Xiao Qi stepped forward with Princess Jin'an's badge, but was stopped by the city gate guards as expected and scolded the city gate I have to close myself, and I have to wait until tomorrow morning to enter the city.
Xiao Qi didn't say anything, and took out the token in silence to show to the guard. Princess Jin'an is the emperor's favorite princess. Her token was specially made by the emperor. It is very different from other princesses and princes. He is a little uncertain , but their attitude softened in an instant. After taking the token, they asked them to wait for a while, then turned around and ran to give the token to the Chief of Guards for inspection.
As soon as the head of the military and guards saw that it was Princess Jin'an's token, he had also received the third prince who had sent someone to inform him that Princess Jin'an would return to the city in the next few days and told him to watch closely, but he did not expect that it was only yesterday. After receiving the order from the third prince, Princess Jin'an came back tonight.
He grabbed the token and ran out in a hurry, and asked the guards to open the city gate.
"The final general will see Princess Jin'an." The Chief of Guards knelt down in front of the carriage and handed the token back to Xiao Qi.
Today Song Ruolan wanted to arrive in front of the city gate, so she quickened her pace on the way, and stopped halfway to rest for a cup of tea, drink saliva, exercise her muscles and bones, and let Xiao Qi go on the road again, the small bumps along the way She was very tired, so she stepped out of the carriage casually and asked the shadow guard who was the groom to drive into the city, and went straight to her mansion in Kaifeng City - Jinxizhuang.
The city of Kaifeng is quite big, and it took them half an hour to get back to Jinxi Manor from the city gate. The inside was cleaned by the dark guards sent by Xiao Qi long ago to act as maids, and the beds were replaced with sun-baked ones. , I don’t know if the chief of the military and guards sent someone to inform that hot water has been prepared for the princess and the consort to wash and bathe.
Back at Jinxi Manor, the shadow guards following them had faded away, Gu Changyan was blowing the night breeze in the garden after taking a bath, and by the way, checking if anyone was lurking inside, when Xiao Qi came to her.
The hidden guards who followed the vertical did not attack them on the road. Xiao Qi was annoyed at what the emperor sent the hidden guards to follow. He couldn't figure it out. Gu Changyan laughed and patted him on the shoulder, "Don't always Think about what the enemy is thinking, they are in the dark, we can't always guess, with me here, don't worry, I will not hurt the princess for them."
In order to familiarize themselves with the terrain, Gu Changyan and Xiao Qi walked around Jinxi Manor. The layout is generally similar to Lan Ting Manor, but it is bigger here. It is easier to sneak in and hide in any place. As a person in the rivers and lakes, I have remembered them all in my heart.
After wandering around, Xiaofeng found him. She first glanced at Xiao Qi and called him blushingly, and then said to Lord Hou, "Master Hou, why don't you go back to the princess bedroom first after you take a bath, the princess is looking for you." .”
"The Marquis saw that he was more energetic after bathing. He happened to meet Xiao Huwei who came out to get familiar with the environment, so he followed him. In case of water leakage, I can take the princess and escape safely at the first time. You are also the same. Tomorrow is fine. Just walk around when you have something to do, and you know how to run if you have something to do.”
Xiaofeng heard that there was nothing wrong with her, and she agreed, nodding vigorously to praise her and then urging her to go back.
Seeing the backs of one big and one small going away, Xiao Qi admired that guy's ability to fool others by opening his mouth...
After traveling for ten days in a row, Song Ruolan waited for Gu Changyan to come back from the dormitory after taking a bath yesterday, and soon fell asleep. She found that the person who hugged her tightly last night was gone.
The intensity of the light coming in through the window paper, it seems that it is past breakfast time, and she went to bed much later today.
Putting on her shoes and getting off the bed, she yelled to Xiang, and Die'er, who was guarding the door all the way, responded immediately, "The princess is awake? Die'er is going to fetch water for the princess to wash up, please wait a moment."
When Die'er came back with warm water to wipe it for her, she took a piece of Die'er's twisted cloth and asked, "What time is it?"
"It's almost time. The princess must be too tired these days. When the son-in-law gets up, tell Die Er not to call the princess. When the princess wakes up naturally, the son-in-law is really thinking about the princess." After wiping the face, hands and feet for the princess, let After she rinsed her mouth, Die Er changed the dress for the princess. (Note: Si time starts at nine o'clock, and it is before nine o'clock when it is approaching Si time.)
Putting on plain lake green dresses, Song Ruolan and Die'er came to the front hall, but they didn't see the person they were thinking of. Not long after she sat down at the dining table, someone brought a warm breakfast.
She ate a few words, didn't even see Xiaofeng, so she asked Die'er, "Have you eaten the son-in-law? Where did he go?"
"Back to the princess, the son-in-law took Xiaofeng for a stroll around the manor, as if...it seemed that he wanted to let Xiaofeng know the way, or if there was danger, fearing that Xiaofeng wouldn't know where to run and hide, the guard Xiao also followed Let’s go, don’t worry, princess.” Die’er thought that the princess was afraid that her son-in-law would run out of town and go somewhere she shouldn’t.
It sounds very reasonable, it is reasonable, but because of the mouth of the big eater, Song Ruolan thought it was a little funny, but it was also something that the big eater would do.
After these days of observation, she no longer saw Changyan showing killing intent, maybe nothing happened, no danger, so she didn't show her other side, Changyan still sticks to her like a sticky spirit all the time. She was beside her, no matter how hard he chased him, he couldn't drive him away, and he was still making trouble, hugging her and kissing her unpredictably.
They have kissed countless times, but due to common etiquette, Song Ruolan would always scold her and tell her not to kiss her in broad daylight with other people.
Cursing is cursing, but that guy's attitude remains the same. Recently, she has also felt that when Chang Yan hugged her, his hands were a little restless, always touching her back and forth, and occasionally hugging her waist. His hand is also a bit unruly
At first she thought it was an illusion, but later she frequently felt that the guy's hands were not in order. Song Ruolan had a rather embarrassing guess in her heart, did Chang Yan want to formally have sex with her?
Thinking of this, Song Ruolan's face was so hot that she didn't dare to think about it, so she pretended not to know.
Halfway through breakfast, the figure of the eating monster hadn't been seen yet, so the voice came in first.
"Princess~Princess~Xiaofeng said that it's the first time I come to the capital, and I want to take her out for a stroll, is it possible?" Gu Changyan blinked and came to sit beside her, and the boss leaned over to appreciate the beauty of the lady again Yan.
Song Ruolan ignored her, glanced at Xiaofeng, saw Xiaofeng looked at her in horror and then shook his head slightly, it was obvious who was the one who wanted to go out for a stroll.
She put down the spoon, looked at the smiling person, raised her majesty, and asked with some helplessness: "Is it the son-in-law who wants to go shopping or Xiaofeng, please clarify."
Gu Changyan glared back at the courageous Xiaofeng, who was so happy when she said she took her out for a walk just now!Now that he betrayed her, it would be a shame to save her!
She turned around and smiled again, hugged Song Ruolan gently, and coaxed softly into her ear: "Both of us, master and servant, want to go shopping..."
Feeling the warmth in her ears, and feeling the gazes of the servant girls around her, Song Ruolan brushed her away calmly, glared at her with her coquettish phoenix eyes, straightened her face, and cleared her throat before saying: " Ask Xiao Qi to go with him, he will be back before dinner, and he will go to the palace to see his father tomorrow morning."
The big eating monster must be thinking about the delicious food in the city, and asking her to come back for lunch seems a bit disappointing, so Song Ruolan closed one eye and allowed her to go out for a longer time.
The city of Kaifeng is very large, and there are many bustling streets, and it is impossible to finish shopping at any one time.
She lived in the palace and hadn't visited the city very much before. She had been traveling for days and was still a little tired, so she didn't plan to go with their master and servant. She stayed in the manor to recuperate well, and was ready to go to the palace to see her father tomorrow. There will be some restless and kind ghosts and ghosts for a while.
Besides, if she goes with her, if she is recognized by the soldiers patrolling the city, she will definitely cause trouble and spoil her interest in eating monsters.
With the permission of the princess, Gu Changyan accompanied her to finish breakfast, and after drinking a cup of the best Biluochun in the city, a certain master and servant happily took Xiao Bichong to the city market for a stroll.
Xiaofeng was traveling with her, and Xiao Qi also joined in, and bought a jade hairpin as a gift for her. Holding her hand and taking the gift, Xiaofeng went along with the flow and acquiesced.
Seeing their forbearable affection, Gu Changyan pouted, she missed Ruolan, and wished to go back and kiss her.
Hmph, no, she wants to blow the pillow wind when she goes back, sue Xiao Qi for abducting her good Xiaofeng, and still holds her little hand in front of her!
The three of them visited the busiest streets in Kaifeng, and there was Gu Changyan. They ate all kinds of special snacks wantonly. Changyan doesn't care about what he has eaten, and accepts everything.
For the first time, Xiao Qi felt that it would be beneficial to come out with Gu Changyan.
Picking a well-known restaurant for lunch, after a full meal, Xiaofeng said with shame that he was going to the toilet and left, Xiao Qi poured a glass of wine for Gu Changyan and said: "There are people watching us everywhere."
Picking up the wine glass and taking a sip, I still think Erniang's chrysanthemum and plum brew is the best, but this restaurant's is also pretty good.
"Well, it is possible that the entire city of Kaifeng is full of the queen's secret work, but we are not going to do anything when we come back, so don't be afraid that they will find out. As long as An'an participates in the summer hunting, he will return to Guizhou immediately afterwards and watch the fire from the other side. , wait and see what happens.”
Regarding the scheming of the palace, Gu Changyan was not deep in the world. He was trapped in Guizhou when he first stepped into the rivers and lakes. He even married a daughter-in-law. Some exhortations, the so-called enemy does not move and we do not move, the current situation, it is not appropriate to expose the details of their side.
It was inconvenient to talk too much inside the restaurant. As a wolf's den, the walls must have ears. They then changed the topic and chatted about some scenic spots in Kaifeng City. They planned to stay for two more days after the summer hunting before going back.
When Xiaofeng came back to finish the remaining dishes and wine, Gu Changyan put down the silver and left. When she left, she went back to look at one of the tables. The people at that table immediately bowed their heads to drink and eat. She raised her eyebrows and smiled. With his hands behind his waist, he strode out of the restaurant.
Before dinner, the duo of master and servant went back to Jinxi Manor with Xiao Qi, a follower. A servant immediately brought hot water for Lord Hou to wash his hands and wipe his face. After tidying up, he told her that dinner was almost ready, and the princess let her go before dinner. hall.
After having dinner with Song Ruolan, she took people to the back garden to show off the gadgets she bought today.
The royal children have summer hunting, and the common people also take advantage of business opportunities to sell some paper puppet animals. Gu Changyan has never seen a shadow puppet show. Make a shadow play to make Song Ruolan happy.
Xiaofeng and Xiao Qi prepared curtains and oil lamps for her, and Gu Changyan cooperated with Xiaofeng while controlling small animals behind the curtain.
The content is a story about two rabbits, one named Xiaoyan and the other named Xiaolan. When Gu Changyan said the name, the maids and servants around knew it at a glance, and then continued to listen to the story of the son-in-law. go on.
Little Smoked Rabbit is a rabbit with excellent jumping ability and agility. This rabbit was born in a forest full of beasts. In order to protect himself, Little Smoked Rabbit exercises martial arts every day and sharpens a pair of big white front teeth with stones. as a weapon.
One day, the princess Xiaolantu from the Rabbit Kingdom playfully left the brigade during the spring outing and lost her way. She strayed into a forest full of beasts, and was soon spotted by tigers in the forest. Xiaolantu was caught and almost eaten. Fortunately, Xiaoyantu heard the cry for help, and used her nimble and small body and a pair of fangs to bite the tiger's neck, and rescued Xiaolantu from the tiger's mouth.
Xiaolantu was a little frightened and slightly injured, so Xiaoyantu took her back to her nest to rest and clean the wound.
Everything in the story is quite serious. It is a typical story of a hero seeking beauty, except that when Xiao Lantu was cleaning the wound, Xiaoyantu came over and said, "Little sweetheart, this rabbit saved your life anyway. I'll kiss one as a token of gratitude~"
"No, Daddy said that women can't just kiss bad rabbits~"
"But this rabbit is not a bad rabbit, and saved you, but a good rabbit. Your father never said that good rabbits can't be kissed~"
Xiaolantu simply rolled her big eyes, as if what Xiaoyantu said made sense, so she moved her mouth shyly, "Then... okay, you can only kiss once."
Gu Changyan played the role of two rabbits by himself, and Xiaofeng was so ashamed that his face blushed even here, and he cooperated with the movement to move the little blue rabbit in his hand towards the rabbit in the hands of Lord Hou, and finally the two little rabbits put their mouths together, Gu Changyan also hid the two rabbits in some bushes and tweeted.
As for how to express chirping in the grass, Gu Changyan only kept poking out the sound with his lips, but it was really unbearable to Song Ruolan, who insisted on etiquette and morality, so don't listen to it!
She blushed, gritted her teeth and roared: "Ren Changyan! What are you acting, you have no shame!"
Obviously everything is going well ahead, and the two rabbits are also performing cutely and bouncing around. Why is this the end result? !
The servants brought by the princess from the Hou's mansion have long been used to it, but they also secretly admired the courage of Lord Hou. As for the servants and servants sent by Song Ling to work as secret workers, they were all dumbfounded by the end of the story. His whole face was flushed red with embarrassment.
A certain Hou Ye coaxed his wife to coax misfortune, in exchange for the end that he had to sleep alone in the wing room at night, and the plan to consummate the house was shattered.
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The author has something to say:
Ha~ The rabbit story is a sudden inspiration, and I laughed out loud as I wrote it.
Xiao Qi didn't say anything, and took out the token in silence to show to the guard. Princess Jin'an is the emperor's favorite princess. Her token was specially made by the emperor. It is very different from other princesses and princes. He is a little uncertain , but their attitude softened in an instant. After taking the token, they asked them to wait for a while, then turned around and ran to give the token to the Chief of Guards for inspection.
As soon as the head of the military and guards saw that it was Princess Jin'an's token, he had also received the third prince who had sent someone to inform him that Princess Jin'an would return to the city in the next few days and told him to watch closely, but he did not expect that it was only yesterday. After receiving the order from the third prince, Princess Jin'an came back tonight.
He grabbed the token and ran out in a hurry, and asked the guards to open the city gate.
"The final general will see Princess Jin'an." The Chief of Guards knelt down in front of the carriage and handed the token back to Xiao Qi.
Today Song Ruolan wanted to arrive in front of the city gate, so she quickened her pace on the way, and stopped halfway to rest for a cup of tea, drink saliva, exercise her muscles and bones, and let Xiao Qi go on the road again, the small bumps along the way She was very tired, so she stepped out of the carriage casually and asked the shadow guard who was the groom to drive into the city, and went straight to her mansion in Kaifeng City - Jinxizhuang.
The city of Kaifeng is quite big, and it took them half an hour to get back to Jinxi Manor from the city gate. The inside was cleaned by the dark guards sent by Xiao Qi long ago to act as maids, and the beds were replaced with sun-baked ones. , I don’t know if the chief of the military and guards sent someone to inform that hot water has been prepared for the princess and the consort to wash and bathe.
Back at Jinxi Manor, the shadow guards following them had faded away, Gu Changyan was blowing the night breeze in the garden after taking a bath, and by the way, checking if anyone was lurking inside, when Xiao Qi came to her.
The hidden guards who followed the vertical did not attack them on the road. Xiao Qi was annoyed at what the emperor sent the hidden guards to follow. He couldn't figure it out. Gu Changyan laughed and patted him on the shoulder, "Don't always Think about what the enemy is thinking, they are in the dark, we can't always guess, with me here, don't worry, I will not hurt the princess for them."
In order to familiarize themselves with the terrain, Gu Changyan and Xiao Qi walked around Jinxi Manor. The layout is generally similar to Lan Ting Manor, but it is bigger here. It is easier to sneak in and hide in any place. As a person in the rivers and lakes, I have remembered them all in my heart.
After wandering around, Xiaofeng found him. She first glanced at Xiao Qi and called him blushingly, and then said to Lord Hou, "Master Hou, why don't you go back to the princess bedroom first after you take a bath, the princess is looking for you." .”
"The Marquis saw that he was more energetic after bathing. He happened to meet Xiao Huwei who came out to get familiar with the environment, so he followed him. In case of water leakage, I can take the princess and escape safely at the first time. You are also the same. Tomorrow is fine. Just walk around when you have something to do, and you know how to run if you have something to do.”
Xiaofeng heard that there was nothing wrong with her, and she agreed, nodding vigorously to praise her and then urging her to go back.
Seeing the backs of one big and one small going away, Xiao Qi admired that guy's ability to fool others by opening his mouth...
After traveling for ten days in a row, Song Ruolan waited for Gu Changyan to come back from the dormitory after taking a bath yesterday, and soon fell asleep. She found that the person who hugged her tightly last night was gone.
The intensity of the light coming in through the window paper, it seems that it is past breakfast time, and she went to bed much later today.
Putting on her shoes and getting off the bed, she yelled to Xiang, and Die'er, who was guarding the door all the way, responded immediately, "The princess is awake? Die'er is going to fetch water for the princess to wash up, please wait a moment."
When Die'er came back with warm water to wipe it for her, she took a piece of Die'er's twisted cloth and asked, "What time is it?"
"It's almost time. The princess must be too tired these days. When the son-in-law gets up, tell Die Er not to call the princess. When the princess wakes up naturally, the son-in-law is really thinking about the princess." After wiping the face, hands and feet for the princess, let After she rinsed her mouth, Die Er changed the dress for the princess. (Note: Si time starts at nine o'clock, and it is before nine o'clock when it is approaching Si time.)
Putting on plain lake green dresses, Song Ruolan and Die'er came to the front hall, but they didn't see the person they were thinking of. Not long after she sat down at the dining table, someone brought a warm breakfast.
She ate a few words, didn't even see Xiaofeng, so she asked Die'er, "Have you eaten the son-in-law? Where did he go?"
"Back to the princess, the son-in-law took Xiaofeng for a stroll around the manor, as if...it seemed that he wanted to let Xiaofeng know the way, or if there was danger, fearing that Xiaofeng wouldn't know where to run and hide, the guard Xiao also followed Let’s go, don’t worry, princess.” Die’er thought that the princess was afraid that her son-in-law would run out of town and go somewhere she shouldn’t.
It sounds very reasonable, it is reasonable, but because of the mouth of the big eater, Song Ruolan thought it was a little funny, but it was also something that the big eater would do.
After these days of observation, she no longer saw Changyan showing killing intent, maybe nothing happened, no danger, so she didn't show her other side, Changyan still sticks to her like a sticky spirit all the time. She was beside her, no matter how hard he chased him, he couldn't drive him away, and he was still making trouble, hugging her and kissing her unpredictably.
They have kissed countless times, but due to common etiquette, Song Ruolan would always scold her and tell her not to kiss her in broad daylight with other people.
Cursing is cursing, but that guy's attitude remains the same. Recently, she has also felt that when Chang Yan hugged her, his hands were a little restless, always touching her back and forth, and occasionally hugging her waist. His hand is also a bit unruly
At first she thought it was an illusion, but later she frequently felt that the guy's hands were not in order. Song Ruolan had a rather embarrassing guess in her heart, did Chang Yan want to formally have sex with her?
Thinking of this, Song Ruolan's face was so hot that she didn't dare to think about it, so she pretended not to know.
Halfway through breakfast, the figure of the eating monster hadn't been seen yet, so the voice came in first.
"Princess~Princess~Xiaofeng said that it's the first time I come to the capital, and I want to take her out for a stroll, is it possible?" Gu Changyan blinked and came to sit beside her, and the boss leaned over to appreciate the beauty of the lady again Yan.
Song Ruolan ignored her, glanced at Xiaofeng, saw Xiaofeng looked at her in horror and then shook his head slightly, it was obvious who was the one who wanted to go out for a stroll.
She put down the spoon, looked at the smiling person, raised her majesty, and asked with some helplessness: "Is it the son-in-law who wants to go shopping or Xiaofeng, please clarify."
Gu Changyan glared back at the courageous Xiaofeng, who was so happy when she said she took her out for a walk just now!Now that he betrayed her, it would be a shame to save her!
She turned around and smiled again, hugged Song Ruolan gently, and coaxed softly into her ear: "Both of us, master and servant, want to go shopping..."
Feeling the warmth in her ears, and feeling the gazes of the servant girls around her, Song Ruolan brushed her away calmly, glared at her with her coquettish phoenix eyes, straightened her face, and cleared her throat before saying: " Ask Xiao Qi to go with him, he will be back before dinner, and he will go to the palace to see his father tomorrow morning."
The big eating monster must be thinking about the delicious food in the city, and asking her to come back for lunch seems a bit disappointing, so Song Ruolan closed one eye and allowed her to go out for a longer time.
The city of Kaifeng is very large, and there are many bustling streets, and it is impossible to finish shopping at any one time.
She lived in the palace and hadn't visited the city very much before. She had been traveling for days and was still a little tired, so she didn't plan to go with their master and servant. She stayed in the manor to recuperate well, and was ready to go to the palace to see her father tomorrow. There will be some restless and kind ghosts and ghosts for a while.
Besides, if she goes with her, if she is recognized by the soldiers patrolling the city, she will definitely cause trouble and spoil her interest in eating monsters.
With the permission of the princess, Gu Changyan accompanied her to finish breakfast, and after drinking a cup of the best Biluochun in the city, a certain master and servant happily took Xiao Bichong to the city market for a stroll.
Xiaofeng was traveling with her, and Xiao Qi also joined in, and bought a jade hairpin as a gift for her. Holding her hand and taking the gift, Xiaofeng went along with the flow and acquiesced.
Seeing their forbearable affection, Gu Changyan pouted, she missed Ruolan, and wished to go back and kiss her.
Hmph, no, she wants to blow the pillow wind when she goes back, sue Xiao Qi for abducting her good Xiaofeng, and still holds her little hand in front of her!
The three of them visited the busiest streets in Kaifeng, and there was Gu Changyan. They ate all kinds of special snacks wantonly. Changyan doesn't care about what he has eaten, and accepts everything.
For the first time, Xiao Qi felt that it would be beneficial to come out with Gu Changyan.
Picking a well-known restaurant for lunch, after a full meal, Xiaofeng said with shame that he was going to the toilet and left, Xiao Qi poured a glass of wine for Gu Changyan and said: "There are people watching us everywhere."
Picking up the wine glass and taking a sip, I still think Erniang's chrysanthemum and plum brew is the best, but this restaurant's is also pretty good.
"Well, it is possible that the entire city of Kaifeng is full of the queen's secret work, but we are not going to do anything when we come back, so don't be afraid that they will find out. As long as An'an participates in the summer hunting, he will return to Guizhou immediately afterwards and watch the fire from the other side. , wait and see what happens.”
Regarding the scheming of the palace, Gu Changyan was not deep in the world. He was trapped in Guizhou when he first stepped into the rivers and lakes. He even married a daughter-in-law. Some exhortations, the so-called enemy does not move and we do not move, the current situation, it is not appropriate to expose the details of their side.
It was inconvenient to talk too much inside the restaurant. As a wolf's den, the walls must have ears. They then changed the topic and chatted about some scenic spots in Kaifeng City. They planned to stay for two more days after the summer hunting before going back.
When Xiaofeng came back to finish the remaining dishes and wine, Gu Changyan put down the silver and left. When she left, she went back to look at one of the tables. The people at that table immediately bowed their heads to drink and eat. She raised her eyebrows and smiled. With his hands behind his waist, he strode out of the restaurant.
Before dinner, the duo of master and servant went back to Jinxi Manor with Xiao Qi, a follower. A servant immediately brought hot water for Lord Hou to wash his hands and wipe his face. After tidying up, he told her that dinner was almost ready, and the princess let her go before dinner. hall.
After having dinner with Song Ruolan, she took people to the back garden to show off the gadgets she bought today.
The royal children have summer hunting, and the common people also take advantage of business opportunities to sell some paper puppet animals. Gu Changyan has never seen a shadow puppet show. Make a shadow play to make Song Ruolan happy.
Xiaofeng and Xiao Qi prepared curtains and oil lamps for her, and Gu Changyan cooperated with Xiaofeng while controlling small animals behind the curtain.
The content is a story about two rabbits, one named Xiaoyan and the other named Xiaolan. When Gu Changyan said the name, the maids and servants around knew it at a glance, and then continued to listen to the story of the son-in-law. go on.
Little Smoked Rabbit is a rabbit with excellent jumping ability and agility. This rabbit was born in a forest full of beasts. In order to protect himself, Little Smoked Rabbit exercises martial arts every day and sharpens a pair of big white front teeth with stones. as a weapon.
One day, the princess Xiaolantu from the Rabbit Kingdom playfully left the brigade during the spring outing and lost her way. She strayed into a forest full of beasts, and was soon spotted by tigers in the forest. Xiaolantu was caught and almost eaten. Fortunately, Xiaoyantu heard the cry for help, and used her nimble and small body and a pair of fangs to bite the tiger's neck, and rescued Xiaolantu from the tiger's mouth.
Xiaolantu was a little frightened and slightly injured, so Xiaoyantu took her back to her nest to rest and clean the wound.
Everything in the story is quite serious. It is a typical story of a hero seeking beauty, except that when Xiao Lantu was cleaning the wound, Xiaoyantu came over and said, "Little sweetheart, this rabbit saved your life anyway. I'll kiss one as a token of gratitude~"
"No, Daddy said that women can't just kiss bad rabbits~"
"But this rabbit is not a bad rabbit, and saved you, but a good rabbit. Your father never said that good rabbits can't be kissed~"
Xiaolantu simply rolled her big eyes, as if what Xiaoyantu said made sense, so she moved her mouth shyly, "Then... okay, you can only kiss once."
Gu Changyan played the role of two rabbits by himself, and Xiaofeng was so ashamed that his face blushed even here, and he cooperated with the movement to move the little blue rabbit in his hand towards the rabbit in the hands of Lord Hou, and finally the two little rabbits put their mouths together, Gu Changyan also hid the two rabbits in some bushes and tweeted.
As for how to express chirping in the grass, Gu Changyan only kept poking out the sound with his lips, but it was really unbearable to Song Ruolan, who insisted on etiquette and morality, so don't listen to it!
She blushed, gritted her teeth and roared: "Ren Changyan! What are you acting, you have no shame!"
Obviously everything is going well ahead, and the two rabbits are also performing cutely and bouncing around. Why is this the end result? !
The servants brought by the princess from the Hou's mansion have long been used to it, but they also secretly admired the courage of Lord Hou. As for the servants and servants sent by Song Ling to work as secret workers, they were all dumbfounded by the end of the story. His whole face was flushed red with embarrassment.
A certain Hou Ye coaxed his wife to coax misfortune, in exchange for the end that he had to sleep alone in the wing room at night, and the plan to consummate the house was shattered.
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The author has something to say:
Ha~ The rabbit story is a sudden inspiration, and I laughed out loud as I wrote it.
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