Straight men are not accepted

What kind of bloody hobbies are these, and what kind of crappy names are they given!

Lin Weimeng complained sincerely in his heart, and then turned into a serious work mode.After all, on the first day of work, you still have to give everyone a good impression.So Lin Weimeng put all his experience on the familiar company, because the rabbit said before that there is no induction training for new employees in Invincible Q Bomb, so there is no one to help, and he can only read the existing information slowly.

Because it was relatively late when we arrived, Lin Weimeng didn't actually watch anything, and it was lunch time.Invincible Q bombs are in charge of food, so when Lin Weimeng came in the morning, he obediently brought dishes and chopsticks.Although Lin Weimeng has always disliked eating in cafeterias, it is better to do as the Romans do when he first joins the job.So when Bai Anzhi asked him to eat, Lin Weimeng took out the tableware from his bag, and went to the table behind the front desk with Bai Anzhi to get the dishes.

The dishes are just ordinary working meals, but fortunately, I can keep my stomach full.Everyone lined up to eat together, but it was orderly.But what surprised Lin Weimeng the most was that no one was wearing formal clothes except himself.

Bai Anzhi was wearing slim casual clothes, so it wasn't too obtrusive.But after seeing other people, Lin Weimeng suddenly had an urge to go home and change clothes.

By the way, this is a company, why does it feel like a pajamas party.Hoodies and jeans are still acceptable, after all, is it an online game company?But is it really okay to wear a hat to cover half of your face while eating?Are you sure you can see that the chopsticks won't go up your nose?

There is also the one who wears slippers, the slippers are fine, the fluffy bunny slippers are fine, why is the hat also a matching bunny with two big pink ears.

That man is quite normal, but can you explain what happened to the two fingers behind the one you hold the chopsticks?Could this be the legendary orchid finger?Do you want to hit like this!

Lin Weimeng sat in the middle of this group of people with his job bowl in his hand, greeted all kinds of gazes and inquiries, and suddenly understood the meaning of the four words "living like a year". He didn't even react to eating the most disgusting shiitake mushrooms. How exciting is it.

After eating and washing the dishes in a daze, Lin Weimeng hadn't recovered from the stimulation of all kinds of people after returning to his work station.So when Bai Anzhi patted him on the shoulder, Lin Weimeng subconsciously sprinted backwards, and the back of his head hit the bookshelf behind him, followed by crashing, cracking, bang sounds.It was just assembled, and the bookshelf of several books fell down gloriously.

Lin Weimeng: "..." I really didn't do it on purpose, who will tell me it's not true, I have been working for so many years, except when I just graduated, I have never been so embarrassing before!

Lin Weimeng was still staring at the fallen bookshelf in a daze, while Bai Anzhi had already rushed over to help.The two girls and a boy sitting next to him also came over and tossed around in a hurry. After tossing together, the bookshelf was finally intact and stood back, leaving Lin Weimeng, who was speechless, to look at the bookshelf and smile wryly.

"What's the matter? I feel that something is wrong with you." Bai Anzhi patted Lin Weimeng on the shoulder, and waited for the other party to recover before asking.

After seeing that group of weirdos just now, and now looking at Bai Anzhi, he is simply an angel among the crowd, a fighter among angels.So Lin Weimeng took a deep breath sincerely, and then said tremblingly: "I think I should get to know the colleagues in the company first and get in touch with each other. What do you think?"

"Scared you? Don't be afraid. I guarantee that they are all kind, even a little simple. You don't have to rush to know each other. You will get to know them gradually. Anyway, there are only about 20 people in total. The reason why they are so The odd shape is because most of them are doing technology or design, so they will be unique. And most of these people are returned from studying abroad or even foreign Chinese, so they advocate freedom more. This is also the small size of the invincible Q bomb The reason why the scale of the company can have a place in the online game and mobile game industry. Regardless of their unreliable appearance, in their professional field, they can definitely be called a big cow." Bai Anzhi gave Lin Weimeng made a cup of coffee before continuing:

"Among this group of people, you should first get to know the people who often deal with us. Under normal circumstances, apart from our CEO, the design department has the most contact with it, because many marketing activities require corresponding designs. Secondly It is the product department, because some marketing plans need to be released in the game, which requires product design and arrangement. After that is the operation department, which is the department where our uncle at the front desk exploded the explosives. Some marketing activities will have rewards and so on , it all ends there. The last one is the finance department. I won’t talk about that, you know.

The God of Wealth in the Finance Department is nicknamed Wuji because her name is Zhao Min, which was also chosen by everyone.You know the explosive bag, so I won't introduce it much.Zhao Ma, the head of the product department, is a hot mom with a delicate mind. Not to mention a very kind heart, she is also very keen on introducing new partners. If you have such needs, you can register in advance.The last is the design department, that is, the sisters who wear hats to eat, nicknamed goddesses.Do you know why she always covers half of her face? "

"Because you're pretty?"

"Smart! The goddess looks very handsome, and she looks like Xiaojiabiyu from the south. But this kind of appearance is actually a bit of a disadvantage to the designers, because everyone pays more attention to her appearance than the design drawings. So the goddess later only She wears smoky makeup and always covers her face. But don't look at her like this, many of her works are advertised by the world, whether it is design drawings, design concepts, or her photography works, they are all very famous. She gave a lecture at the company before, and even the door was full of people." Bai Anzhi was proud when he said it, and after seeing Lin Weimeng's puzzled expression, he kindly added: "Because she is the one I dug here."

"You're awesome!" Lin Weimeng sighed sincerely, what kind of company is this? It's just a small workshop with more than 20 people.

"Of course, she is in the past tense. What makes me most proud now is that I hired you, so don't let me down." Bai Anzhi patted Lin Weimeng on the shoulder, then got up and went back to his work. bit.Lin Weimeng looked at Bai Anzhi's back, and said sincerely in his heart: "Don't worry, I will definitely satisfy you, whether it's the company or life."

Of course, a few years later, after Lin Weimeng was crushed by Bai Anzhi, he accidentally remembered the emotions in his heart, and couldn't help but feel heartfelt grief and indignation. This kid is indeed satisfied with his work and life, because he has become himself unfortunately! "