Straight men are not accepted

"I didn't expect you to be quite talented." Bai Anzhi joked with Lin Weimeng while sitting in the co-pilot.

"I know a lot of things, and you'll gradually understand. Now, in order to praise me for not chaotic, would you like to invite me to have a drink?" Lin Weimeng said to Bai Anzhi while the light was red, his body also Coordinated and fell over there.

"Drunk driving be careful, your driver's license will be confiscated, and you will be detained." Bai Anzhi said with a smile.

"Master Bai, do you know that there is a profession called substitute driving?" Lin Weimeng joked.

"What did you call me?" Bai Anzhi looked at Lin Weimeng with some amusement.

"Master Bai. I don't know why, but every time I see you, I feel that you are like Master Shangshu in TV dramas. You are upright and bookish, so I gave you this nickname. You don't mind. I can't fix it. , we knew each other in our previous life."

"Oh? I'm Lord Shangshu, so what are you?" Bai Anzhi was a little surprised.

"I am probably your loyal shadow guard who will always protect you in the dark. I will do my best and die." Lin Weimeng said seriously.

"Then you, the Shadow Guard, are not reliable enough. I am older than you, so I was reincarnated first, which means that I died earlier than you."

"Um... I'm the shadow guard who will help you prepare for the funeral." Lin Weimeng parked the car outside a small bar, and while unfastening his seat belt, he said to Bai Anzhi: "It is said that those who arrange the funeral are the ones If there is a predestined relationship, maybe it will be."

"Your analogy is unlucky enough, let's change it." Bai Anzhi didn't object, and after fastening his seat belt, he went into the bar on his own, leaving Lin Weimeng with a thoughtful face behind.

Wasn't there a very popular story before, saying that the lover in this life is the one who buried you in the previous life?Has he never heard of it or hasn't taken a fancy to me?

Lin Weimeng followed Bai Anzhi's footsteps into the door while thinking about this profound question.

After entering the door, he found that Bai Anzhi had ordered two bottles of beer and was waiting for him at the booth, so he hurried over without hesitation, picked up one of the bottles, and clinked glasses with Bai Anzhi first.

After two sips of beer, Lin Weimeng felt that his throat was really uncomfortable.After all, I haven't been this high for several years, and I'm really not used to it after singing for so long.

"What? Uncomfortable?" Bai Anzhi saw Lin Weimeng coughing lightly, so he leaned over and asked.

"It's okay. It's been a long time since I sang like this. My throat feels a little uncomfortable. It seems that these two bottles of beer will belong to you today. I'll have a glass of ice water to cool down." Bai Anzhi leaned over all of a sudden, and Lin Weimeng subconsciously went After hiding, the waiter happened to pass by with half a dozen beers in the back, and the two directly came into intimate contact.

As a result, Lin Weimeng was instantly drenched in a beer bath.

Avoid your sister!The villain in Lin Weimeng's heart has been on the table and chairs for a long time. He is as nervous and blushing as a kid who has never been in a relationship. Would it be more embarrassing!

However, Lin Weimeng just roared in his heart, he still had to comfort the waiter with a gentle smile on his face, then compensated the loss, finally pouted with Bai Anzhi with a wry smile, and went home to wash up first.

Back home, Lin Weimeng was depressed while taking a shower. This was the first time he felt so ashamed when he grew up so big. It was really a great shame for Xiao Gongjie. Shouldn't he have posted it just now and chewed his ears ambiguously?It's best to breathe lightly in the ear or something, you should blush and heartbeat guess right, if it goes well, the body will relax, hehe, laugh, and then you can have sex at night, okay, what's the result? !Not only was there no bang bang bang, it was also embarrassing!How can I show my image of a tall and handsome man in the future?

Depressed, Lin Weimeng smashed the water in the bathtub a few times, and then buried himself under the water.If I can't hook up with Master Bai, I will cut myself off from the people in the future!

The next day was the weekend, Lin Weimeng thought about it, and decided to take Su Muyan out to have a drink with him, but when he called, he said that he was in City Z because the child wanted to eat a snack here, which made Lin Weimeng envious Jealousy and hate.But there is no way, who said that he hasn't got someone yet.

However, Lin Weimeng still added a message at the end: "I wish your child will be forced to go on a blind date by his parents when he comes back."

After a long time, the text message on the cell phone rang. Lin Weimeng saw that there was only one word: "convex"

Fight with me, hum!Lin Weimeng's mood suddenly improved, and then he thought about how to get closer to Bai Anzhi.In the past, I didn't seem to have done anything to those little shou, so someone posted it on their own, and now I'm suddenly going to be a loyal dog from a scumbag, and I'm really not used to it.

However, Lin Weimeng's execution ability is still very strong. Now that he has decided to follow the loyal dog route, Lin Weimeng began to absorb all kinds of experience in the novel forum, and then densely wrote a whole book of planning, until he went to bed at night. Holding his own plan, he couldn't close his mouth with a smile.

The final direct result was that the little tadpoles that Lin Weimeng hadn't seen for a long time were all over his gray panties.

Lin Weimeng was distracted while washing his underwear, all he could think about was how much I like Mr. Bai, not to mention abstinence, he even started washing his underwear, I haven't seen such a thing since high school!

But being depressed, Lin Weimeng showed up at the office on time, and he was still early.

Because Lin Weimeng knew that Bai Anzhi got up early, he took a detour to find a very good breakfast shop, bought a love breakfast and put it on Bai Anzhi's desk.

According to the theory of Zhonggou Gong, the daily breakfast of love is simply the most basic element to soften Xiaoshou.

Then Lin Weimeng waited for Bai Anzhi's arrival amidst all kinds of happy feelings.

Bai Anzhi did not disappoint Lin Weimeng either, he saw the love breakfast on the table at a glance, and then thanked Lin Weimeng with a smile on the corner of his mouth.

Before Lin Weimeng had time to be complacent, he was thrown cold water by Bai Anzhi's next sentence, because Bai Anzhi went on to say: "But don't waste money next time, I have the habit of eating breakfast every day, and I eat it at home I came only when it was over."