I became a good brother's aunt

Zhang Haocheng's birthday is arranged on Thursday night.

Because it was a sudden invitation, Zhuang Xingchen really didn't know what gift to give.

While helping Zhou Nan take notes, he thought about what gift he should give Zhang Haocheng.

In his memory, he only went to the birthday party of his classmates when he was in elementary school. The gifts at that time were basically his favorite toys, or his parents would help prepare them.

It's not the same as it is now.

What should I send?

Today's 'School Bully' is too quiet, making the students in Class [-] uncomfortable.

Ever since Zhu Kai and his dog legs were beaten up by the 'school bully' yesterday, Zhu Kai and others have become much more honest.

In the past, even if Zhu Kai didn't come to find fault, Zhou Nan didn't worry so much.

It's not like now, not only has he listened carefully to the class all morning, but now he is still taking notes during self-study between classes!

Everyone didn't dare to get too close to the 'School Bully', but they couldn't help being curious, and frequently winked at Zhou Nan's front table.

Zhou Nan sat at the last table, because the total number of students in the class was odd, so he happened to be alone at the table.

Zhou Nan looked out of the window on purpose at the front desk several times, but secretly glanced back from the corner of his eye, and found that the 'School Bully' was really taking notes, and couldn't wait to share them with the class group.

'He's actually taking notes!The writing is very beautiful! ! '

'I can't believe it, the school bully has become a good one? '

'Maybe it's because the pressure of the college entrance examination is too great, even the school bullies are starting to get nervous, what qualifications do we have not to work hard! '

'I'll go, Wang Lin!The bully is watching you! '

When Zhou Nan's front desk saw this sentence, he was shocked, turned around suddenly, and looked at the "school bully" with unfathomable eyes.

Wang Lin laughed twice: "Zhou, Zhou Nan, what's the matter?"

Could it be that he knew that they were secretly complaining about him in the class group?

Finished!

Wang Lin just felt like he was about to break out in a cold sweat.

According to the school bully's temper, he might beat them up!

Seeing the 'school bully' raised his hand, Wang Lin closed his eyes in fear, covered his head, and wanted to shout, 'Don't slap your face! '

The expected fist did not come down, only the calm voice of 'School Bully': "Your pen fell."

Wang Lin opened his eyes in a daze, and saw the 'School Bully' holding a pen in his hand.

It was indeed he who dropped the pen.

Wang Lin took the pen in embarrassment, and said dryly, "Thank you, thank you."

Zhuang Xingchen: "You're welcome."

Wang Lin heaved a sigh of relief when the 'School Bully' was easy to talk, and he was annoyed that he was thinking too much, how could he be so unreasonable, and how could he fight if he disagreed?Isn't that nice to talk about!

Wang Lin pursed his lips, couldn't help turning his head around again, and said dryly, "Zhou, Zhou Nan, are you taking notes? Well, the old notes...do you want to copy them for you?"

He remembered that Zhou Nan had never taken notes before.

Now that I'm starting to take notes now, I definitely need the previous notes.

Zhuang Xingchen was stunned for a moment. He wanted to say no, but on second thought, he didn't need it, but the real Zhou Nan did.

He nodded and said, "I might need to take it home to copy at night, do you mind?"

Wang Lin quickly said: "I don't mind, I don't mind, the teacher has drawn a lot of points, and I can't finish copying now, so you can take it back!"

Zhuang Xingchen: "Thank you."

Wang Lin was flattered: "You are welcome..."

After I finished speaking, I realized that I had said 'you', and immediately became embarrassed again.

Zhuang Xingchen smiled at him, then lowered his head and thought hard again.

After a short confrontation with the 'school bully', Wang Lin was not as scared as before.

Occasionally, when I looked back, I saw that the 'School Bully' was thinking about something instead of taking notes, so I became more courageous and asked, "What are you thinking about?"

Zhuang Xingchen thought about it, maybe a classmate could help out with an idea, and said, "A friend has a birthday, and I don't know what to give."

Never thought that the 'School Bully' would have a headache because of this kind of thing, Wang Lin looked at the 'School Bully' with kind eyes.

"It's simple, look at what the other party likes? Is it male or female? Is it male? Does he have a celebrity he likes? If he has one, give him celebrity merchandise! If he likes playing games, give him new games! Sending sneakers and so on... If it’s a girl, it’s even easier, and it’s definitely right to give her skin care products and cosmetics!”

Wang Lin's words opened up Zhuang Xingchen's thoughts, and Zhuang Xingchen was grateful: "Thank you, I know what to give."

Wang Lin rubbed his head: "Be polite, be polite."

Next, Wang Lin discussed the essence of gift giving with the 'School Bully' in various ways.

The classmates in the class saw that they had a "happy conversation", and went crazy in the small group, asking what was going on.

Wang Lin then defended the 'school bully' in the group.

'I think everyone has misunderstood school bully before. '

'He's actually very easy to get along with!Also very polite!Always say thank you! '

'We used to be too preconceived, thinking that he would fight every day, so he must not be messed with, so we avoided him! '

'But Zhou Nan is actually very polite, Zhu Kai and those idiots must have deliberately provoked him before! '

Wang Lin Balabala talked a lot in the group, giving various examples of how the "school bully" is cold on the outside and hot on the inside, and his seemingly fierce but polite personality, which made the students dubious.

Wang Lin typed the next paragraph at the end, 'really!Don't lie to you!If you don’t believe me, you can chat with him in private, he wants to copy the previous notes, you can lend him some of them! '

So that night.

Under Zhuang Xingchen's supervision, Zhou Nan was copying notes hard.

His cell phone kept ringing 'ding dong ding dong'.

Zhou Nan took out his mobile phone and looked at it, and was immediately stunned: "What's the matter with these people? Why do they lend me their notes to copy them all? There are so many, how can I copy them! This is trying to exhaust me!"

Zhuang Xingchen frowned, and said in disapproval: "They all know that you are missing a lot of notes, it's for your own good, you should thank them."

Zhou Nan really wanted to complain, but under Zhuang Xingchen's disapproving gaze, he could only swallow silently what he wanted to complain about, and replied sadly one by one: "Thank you everyone!"

Seeing Zhou Nan's reply, the students secretly thought that Wang Lin was right, the school bully is really easy to get along with!

In the dark, it seems that something has changed accordingly.

Zhuang Xingchen stood up: "Go ahead and copy, I'll go up and find my uncle."

Zhou Nan wanted to say something, but swallowed it when it reached his mouth, and said: "Then you go and come back quickly, and come back early to accompany me."

"it is good."

Wen Moqi works in the study on the third floor.

He has been very busy all the time, and went to the study on the third floor as soon as he got home.

But no matter how busy he is, he will bring small cakes for the two of them when he comes back.

At the door of the study, Zhuang Xingchen knocked on the door politely when he saw that the door was open.

Wen Moqi raised his head from the document and raised his eyebrows.

Zhuang Xingchen asked: "Uncle, can I come in?"

Wen Moqi: "Come in."

Zhuang Xingchen walked in, Wen Moqi had already put away the documents, and asked, "What can I do for you?"

Zhuang Xingchen nodded, then looked at a skeleton model next to his bookshelf, and said, "I want to buy this."

It was a skeleton model of about 1.3 meters.

Zhuang Xingchen remembered that Zhang Haocheng liked skeleton models very much, especially skulls.

This can be seen from his WeChat name 'uncover my skull'.

This is the inspiration Wang Lin gave him. Zhang Haocheng likes this, so give him this one.

He went to Taobao to search, but the quality didn't look very good, and the delivery took three days, so it was too late to buy.

I remembered that there was one in Wen Moqi's study room, both in terms of texture and exquisiteness, so I decided to inquire about it.

Wen Moqi was a little surprised: "You like it? Then I will give this to you directly."

Zhuang Xingchen nodded, then shook his head. He liked it, but he didn't want it himself: "My friend is celebrating his birthday, and I want to give him this as a present."

Wen Moqi took a sip of coffee and almost spit it out.

He put down his coffee, raised his forehead, and asked in the tone of 'are you serious': "Are you sure? Give this to someone for his birthday?"

It was the first time he heard of giving a birthday gift to a friend, a skeleton.

If you put it on someone else, you will only think it is a prank, right?

Zhuang Xingchen was very serious: "Well, can't it?"

"The other party likes this kind of thing?"

"Ah."

"Just make sure the other party likes it. If you don't like it, if you still give this, you will be beaten."

Zhuang Xingchen was a little curious: "Uncle likes it too?"

Wen Moqi nodded: "I like it."

He walked up to the skeleton, touched the skull of the skeleton, and said softly: "I like it because the skeleton is the best and the last witness. They never lie. The answer you want is on it. can be found."

Zhuang Xingchen was thoughtful.

Wen Moqi smiled and continued: "Forensic anthropologists have said that everyone's bones are a biography written by that person for themselves. Who are they? Where did they come from? What have they experienced? Where are their relatives? It will tell you. It has seen life, it has seen death, and in the end, everyone will be it."

After Wen Moqi finished speaking, seeing the young man was silent, a smile appeared in his eyes, and he said, "But don't worry, we will definitely not become it."

Zhuang Xingchen was puzzled: "Why?"

Wen Moqi smiled and said, "Because we will be cremated."

Zhuang Xingchen: "..."

Yes.

Only corpses thrown into the wilderness, or corpses left unattended, will decompose and finally turn into bones.

Wen Moqi bought this skeleton model from an acquaintance, he contacted that person, and the person promised to send a pair to Wen's house tomorrow morning.

After finishing the birthday present, Zhuang Xingchen stopped bothering Wen Moqi and went back to accompany Zhou Nan.

The next afternoon.

After school, Zhuang Xingchen set off directly from Zhou Nan's school and asked Zhou Nan to take his gift to the KTV near Z University. He had already told Zhang Haocheng that he would bring an extra classmate over today.

What Zhou Nan gave was a pair of brand-name sneakers, and his gift was quite easy to get, but the gift from Zhuang Xingchen made him very curious.

"Xing Xing, what on earth did you send this? This box is so big!"

The box is 1.4 meters high, but fortunately it is not very heavy, and he can still carry it.

Zhuang Xingchen reminded on the phone: "It's better not to know."

Zhou Nan only thought that Zhuang Xingchen wanted to keep it a secret, and didn't ask any more.

He asked the driver to get into the car and walked all the way to the location given by Zhang Haocheng.

In the KTV, everyone has already arrived.

Let's introduce ourselves briefly to each other, so we know each other.

Zhang Haocheng and others were very curious about 'Zhou Nan', this was the first time they met a friend who was close to Zhuang Xingchen.

"What kind of gift are you bringing? You are so polite!" Ji Cheng grabbed 'Zhou Nan', that is, Zhuang Xingchen's shoulder, and said, "Brother, which university do you go to now? Is it also from Z University?"

Zhuang Xingchen said, "Senior year."

Zhou Nan hid her face silently... suddenly felt a little ashamed.

Ji Cheng didn't seem to expect that 'Zhou Nan' was still in the third year of high school. Seeing that they were about the same age, Xingchen said they were classmates, so they thought that the other party was also a third-year student.

Zhou Nan changed the subject and said quickly, "Let's unwrap the presents first."

Zhang Haocheng and the others felt that Xingchen was a little more extroverted tonight, but everyone was in a high mood and curious about what would be in a box as big as Zhuang Xingchen, so they quickly averted their eyes.

Zhuang Xingchen hesitated: "Do you want to dismantle it now? I think it's better to go back and dismantle it."

Zhou Nan quickly said, "Let's take it down now!"

He was afraid that if Ji Cheng and the others asked further questions, he would reveal that he was a senior high school student. It would be too embarrassing in front of a group of top students.

I also secretly swear in my heart that I must be admitted to university this time!

Zhang Haocheng: "Then I dismantle it?"

Ji Cheng booed: "Tear it down!"

The box was very big. Zhou Nan, Ji Cheng, and Liu Shan gathered together to form a circle around the box and watch Zhang Haocheng unpack it.

Zhang Haocheng did not take it apart very quickly. When the box was opened, the first thing that caught his eye was a skull.

The skull's head was slightly raised, and two dark eyes looked at them deeply.

Zhang Haocheng suddenly screamed!

"what!!!"

Zhou Nan and the others were taken aback, and they also leaned over to take a look. The next moment, the higher score screamed——

"what--!!"

Zhou Nan's face was pale, and he took a few steps back suddenly, his eyes were full of shock and fear.

He looked at Zhuang Xingchen with disbelief in his eyes!

How can you be such a prank, Xing Xing!

Look how scared everyone is!

Before he opened his mouth to complain, Zhang Haocheng screamed several times, took the skeleton out of the box, kissed and gnawed!

Zhou Nan: "...?"

Zhang Haocheng: "Ahhh, this feel! This texture! Oh my god! Is this purely hand-ground? What kind of ore is used to grind it? It is said that it will never deform! It will never fade! Damn it! This is amazing. Let’s ask for 6000 yuan!”

Zhou Nan: "..."

So your screams were screams of joy?

Zhou Nan was still in a daze when he saw Zhang Haocheng rushing over and hugged him too: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo The Stars! I really like the stars! Thank you for giving me such a handsome gift! I... huh? Xingchen, your hands and feet are so cold? Why are you still sweating?"

Zhuang Xingchen was afraid that Zhou Nan would faint again, so he hurriedly stepped forward and said seriously, "He hasn't recovered from his cold yet."

Zhou Nan burst into tears: "Yes, I have a cold and I haven't recovered yet."

So, can you let me go!Don't hug me with the hand you just hugged the skeleton!

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The author has something to say:

Zhang Haocheng: It is said that it will never change shape!Never fade!Fuck!This must cost 6000 yuan!

Zhuang Xingchen: Uncle said this is a pirated imitation, and it only costs 300 yuan.

the next day.

More than 300 students of Z University added Zhuang Xingchen's WeChat account, asking for a pirated version of hand-grinding skulls.

Zhuang Xingchen registered the names one by one: "Uncle, big business."

Wen Moqi: "..."

Had to make up the difference with tears.

What the uncle said in the article comes from "The Bone File"

Super thick today!