The defense of the mourning community

360 days a year, there are always a few days when you don't want to go to work, and it's the same for people and zombies, but people surrounded by zombies don't want to do this.

Every owner in Manhattan desperately hopes that the zombies will stick to 996 forever, completely forgetting the oath of not being a leek and only working eight hours a day, and turning into what he hates the most.

Everyone stood by the window and watched the zombies who were still wandering in the street today, and finally understood the mood of the leaders trying to trick themselves into trying to make progress, and making internal struggles.

One or two can't wait to go down and hold a mobilization meeting for the zombies, telling everyone that they have to fight for the future!As long as the struggle is good, there will be no layoffs at the age of 35!

Ling Qing came out of the room yawning, turned around and saw Yi Chengli by the window with a serious expression and eyes staring like copper bells, as if he wanted to just stare at the zombies outside.

"What are you doing?" Ling Qing looked at the cup in his hand, sniffed and asked, "Are you drinking coffee?"

Yi Chengli responded, put down the already sad coffee in his hand, and said to Ling Qing: "There is a bad news, bro." Yi Chengli looked at him with the coffee, "The zombies outside are on strike and won't go to work."

"Ah? Really or not." Ling Qing frowned: "I didn't dare when I was alive, but it's still amazing when I'm dead."

He went to the window and looked, and found that there were indeed many zombies on the street not going to work, but there were still hard-working children queuing at the subway station, but the line was very short.

"There are still people going to work." Ling Qing's tone was a little pitiful.

"Some people go to work, but there are more people who don't go to work."

Yi Chengli was in a hurry, he was really in a hurry, he knew that zombies would gradually forget their human habits, but he didn't expect that they would forget so quickly, it caught him off guard.

He frowned and murmured, "How can I forget so quickly!"

"What if I still haven't forgotten?" Seeing his kind reminder, Ling Qing said, "It's 29 today, they should be on holiday for the Chinese New Year."

Yi Chengli frowned and retorted: "How is it possible? They are zombies."

"What's wrong with the zombies? Is there any law that stipulates that zombies cannot celebrate the New Year?" Ling Qing looked at Yi Chengli, "This is China, but get out of China during the Spring Festival."

Yi Chengli looked at the zombies downstairs and frowned even tighter. Is this the so-called foreign dress, but my heart is still Chinese?

In foreign ghost films, people love ghosts even if they die, but you are New Year's Eve, ghosts die on an embarrassing journey, and you still want to celebrate the Spring Festival?

But when he thought about it again, he felt something was wrong, and immediately retorted: "But today is only 29, don't companies start holidays only when they are [-]."

Ling Qing paused, thinking that the chicken thief capitalists are so fussy, and couldn't help but said: "Is there a difference between the day before and the night? Why don't you go down and ask them to go back to work, do you think they agree?"

Yi Chengli shook his head again and again: "If I ask someone 29 to go back to work, I will be beaten, let alone zombies, can they scratch my ears?"

"That won't be the case. At most, let you pick up the real iron teeth and copper teeth. It must be more exciting than Ji Xiaolan's." Ling Qing laughed, walked into the kitchen and poured himself a cup of hot water from the kettle.

He held the hot water in his cold hands to get warmer. He sighed and said, "Today's temperature is lower than yesterday. If it feels colder, maybe it will snow."

Yi Chengli looked at Ling Qing's frail body, and said directly to warm him up all day: "Then drink more hot water."

Ling Qing: ...

Ling Qing: "Good idea."

He put down the water at hand, looked at the warm water and said: "Whether it is snowing or when the snow melts, the temperature will drop, and the heat generated by the car will be felt by the zombies faster. If it really snows Just don't go out, we have to prepare for the snow in advance."

Yi Chengli nodded: "Speaking of which, when I was in the underground parking garage yesterday, I found that zombies perceive sound in a wider range than temperature, and if there are both sound and temperature, the priority of sound seems to be higher. "

"Really?" Ling Qing thought for a while and said, "I didn't find this in my dream."

"Then have you ever dreamed about Lian Han?" Yi Chengli looked at him and asked suddenly, seeing that Ling Qing didn't answer, he went to the sink to rinse the empty coffee cup.

The sound of the water was mixed with his low voice: "The more I thought about it before I went to bed last night, the more something went wrong. You are a little too enthusiastic about Lian Han. Even if it is just a routine to inquire, you can ask someone else from the property to go, or let someone else go It is most appropriate for me, an old classmate, to go, but you just went by yourself."

Yi Chengli turned off the faucet and looked at him, a little proud of his deduction: "It's because you knew something in advance, right?"

"It's all in your imagination, I didn't say anything." Ling Qing snorted.

Yi Chengli looked at him: "Just say you dreamed about it?"

"So what if I dreamed it? So what if I didn't dream it." Ling Qing put down the water glass and looked at him, "No matter what I dreamed, it hasn't happened in reality yet, so I can't make a conclusion because of something that hasn't happened yet, and at present The situation also proves that my dreams may not be accurate."

After all, the Yi Chengli in front of him is a little different from the Yi Chengli in his dream.

As soon as Yi Chengli heard what he said, he immediately came to a conclusion in his mind, and affirmed: "He appeared in your dream before, and he hasn't done anything good yet."

Ling Qing shrugged, turned around and took out a carton of milk and biscuits from the cabinet and put them on the table.He sat down and ate two biscuits, looked at Yi Chengli who was still smiling silly, thought carefully about the relationship between the two of them these days, and felt that he should be reminded.

"that……"

Yi Chengli looked over immediately, and the two of them stared at each other for a few seconds, then Ling Qing averted his gaze, and tried to let himself say naturally: "Sheng Mi is kind to Mi Qiu, people's hearts are unpredictable, you should keep your old classmate Keep your distance and be safe."

Just wanting Ling Qing to give him a box of milk to strengthen the Chinese, Yi Chengli gave a meal, watched him ponder this sentence for two seconds and asked, "What do you mean?"

Seeing that the person didn't answer, Yi Chengli immediately walked to the table in three steps and two steps. He moved the chair and just sat next to Ling Qing.

The touch of his hands made Yi Chengli exclaim in his heart, I'm so skinny, and his next thought was to gain muscle for Ling Qing.

"Let go!" Ling Qing was caught by him, the hairs on his body stood up, and those bad memories started to flash in his head again, and his buttocks were clamped directly!Start levator anus!

When he lowered his head, he saw Yi Chengli staring at him, and said very sincerely, "Please elaborate, please."

"Speak as you speak, don't drag and drop." Ling Qing took a deep breath and asked him to let go, but Yi Chengli instead pulled him back onto the chair forcefully.

"You are too thin, you should eat more to build muscle." Yi Chengli held his arm and thought for a while, and directly made the worst assumption: "Did I be killed by Lian Han in your dream?" ? So you asked me to pay attention to him and pay attention to safety?"

"What to pay attention to safety?"

Qian Meili's voice suddenly sounded. She stood in the living room and stretched, looked at the two people sitting next to each other at the dining table, wrinkled her nose and said, "I smell the aroma of coffee, which one of you has drunk coffee?" ?”

"Me." Yi Chengli responded with a smile, and Ling Qing took advantage of the situation to break away from his hand, quickly moved the chair under him away, and said in his mouth: "There are fewer zombies going to work today. He went to the construction site to pay attention to safety."

"Has it decreased?" Qian Meili walked to the window and looked at it, and couldn't help but exclaimed: "Oh my God, have they finally realized that they don't have to go to work after they die?"

Yi Chengli coughed: "Ling Qing said they are on holiday for the Chinese New Year."

"The holiday is on 29, which is earlier than my holiday last year." Qian Meili clicked her tongue twice, turned her head to look at the two of them, frowned and asked, "Wait a minute, if there are more zombies outside, the danger will be doubled, so do you still go out?"

"Get out."

Ling Qing and Yi Chengli spoke in unison.

The two looked at each other, Yi Chengli mouthed an apology but got a blank stare, Ling Qing sneered and got up and went back to the room to change clothes with a biscuit in his mouth.

Qian Meili noticed the interaction between the two of them, and when she heard Ling Qing's door close, she raised her eyebrows and looked at Yi Chengli and asked in a low voice, "Boss Yi, why did you make Brother Ling angry again?"

Yi Chengli shrugged: "I swear I really didn't mean it, but he seems to hate it when I touch him."

Qian Meili: ...

Qian Meili gave her boss a piece of advice: "Being a human being requires a sense of boundaries, and beware of sexual harassment in the workplace."

After a simple breakfast, I drank some milk and ate two biscuits. The three of us were ready to go out to start this destined to be an uneasy day. Because of the cooling, today was colder than yesterday. As soon as the door was opened, everyone felt the cold.

Yi Chengli adjusted the hat on his head, and felt that the leather shoes on his feet were a bit impractical, but his big feet couldn't squeeze into Ling Qing's shoes, so he could only stomp his feet and pretend he was decent.

Qian Meili looked at the white air she exhaled and said, "It's really cold."

Ling Qing handed them the baby warmer in his pocket, and said in a low voice, "Stick it on your clothes and use it secretly. I only saved three boxes of this, and I don't have that much to share with others."

The three of them put on the warm baby, and their bodies instantly warmed up. Yi Chengli looked at Qian Meili and said, "Today you go to the property center to be on duty, and my old classmate can't eat and drink for free in the community. You let him run with the bull." Go pick water and plant the land, whatever you are tired of doing.”

What Ling Qing said in the morning still left a strong mark in Yi Chengli's heart. Whether it is true or not, even Han's virtue should undergo labor reform.

"Okay." Qian Meili replied, but then she thought about that guy with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks. At first glance, he felt that this man was not a good person, and she was a little worried: "What if he doesn't cooperate?"

Yi Chengli thought for a while: "Don't cooperate? If you don't cooperate, then..."

"Call me if you don't cooperate." Ling Qing wiped the fog from his glasses and said, "I will have a good chat with him."

Qian Meili was relieved now, but Yi Chengli was a little puzzled about Ling Qing's talk, he looked at Ling Qing and asked, "How are you going to talk to him?"

"See how he wants to talk to me." Ling Qing glanced at Yi Chengli, "Do you have any pointers?"

Yi Chengli shook his head: "No, you can play freely."

After going downstairs, the three of them split up. Yi Chengli waited downstairs for a while, and the owners who were about to go to the construction site were assembled. Yan Shuai was still carrying his mother's morning exercise sword on his back.

It is said that for today's action during the day, he spent a whole night at home seriously, and now it can be said that his hair can be broken. Compared with it, Yitian Tulong is a little less coquettish.

The six warriors who were about to set off were divided into two groups, Yan Dongyi Chengli was in one group, and Yan Shuai, Jiang Fanshun, and Xiaoling bow and arrow brother were in another group. Not only people were loaded into the car, but also some fireworks exclusively sponsored by sister Meiling Firecrackers are used to attract the attention of those zombies.

The son traveled thousands of miles and the mother was worried. Yan Shuai's mother looked at the son in the car and rubbed her eyes and asked, "Aren't you really going to take the pressure cooker at home? If you pressurize it and throw it out, it can blow up a building."

Yan Shuai's hair stopped shaking as soon as he heard it, and he quickly said: "Mom, we are going to the construction site, not the campsite. I will find a fire somewhere in the car to pressurize the pressure cooker."

"Then you must come back." Yan's mother looked at him, "If you get bitten on your hand, cut it off, at least you still have a life, don't say you lose one hand, even if you lose two hands, mom will love you."

In ancient times, there was a tattoo of the mother-in-law, and today there is a mother-in-law who cuts off her hands. So what about the 1.8-meter-nine-foot-tall man, who is not my mother's little boy.

Faced with everyone's eyes, Yan Shuai forced a smile, telling his mother to stop talking, otherwise he would be regarded as a mother's boy: "I will definitely come back with all my hands and feet."

Mother Yan nodded, looked at the other children and said, "You all have to come back too, it doesn't matter if you come back empty-handed, we will have a good New Year when we come back."

Yi Chengli smiled at his aunt, nodded and said hello.

Yi Chengli didn't see Ling Qing among the people seeing him off at the door, but when he went out, he looked up and saw Ling Qing who was standing beside Liang Xirui tying a rope on the platform on the top of the shop.

The two people's eyes met briefly, and Yi Chengli saw Ling Qing give him a thumbs up, he thought about it and gave one in return, saying to be careful, although he didn't know if he understood.

Ling Qing stood on the terrace and watched the two heavy vehicles bump into the zombies and go away. The gate was closed and locked again, then he lowered his head and fastened the last safety buckle, and said OK to Liang Xirui.

Agent J is ready and ready to act at any time!

The author says:

Ling Qing: Perfect Agent J Frozen is the focus of the audience, boots.

Yi Chengli (fitness trainer version): You are so skinny, you need to gain muscle!