Inhumans are waiting for me to die

The second day after the big v placed the order was Sunday, so Bai Fuheng took a day off as a matter of course in accordance with the rule of not working on Sunday.

During this day, many people suspected that Bai Fuheng was playing tricks! ! !

Some people don't believe it, and some people believe in the theory of ghosts and gods, which means that it is best to be careful and know how to taboo.

After a day of events fermented, the popularity of the big v that placed the order soared.

Netizens said that there are still online variety shows that can look this good?

No variety show can dare to do this!

Another netizen said: "It is estimated that those celebrities will beat the director first after seeing this program planning."

For the sake of ratings, countless celebrity guests are invited to experience the bad luck package, and this package still requires a fee.

Celebrity: Do you think I am a fool with a lot of money?

However, in order to catch up with this wave of traffic, other big v also said that they placed orders.

Some people are both afraid and want to gain popularity, so they say that they have already bought it online without placing an order, and they are waiting for misfortune.

Bai Fuheng came out to crack down on counterfeiting in person.

Bai Fuheng: "Don't talk nonsense, when you place an order and fill in the information, you need to go through face authentication and information verification, and you need to make some preparations in advance according to my requirements."

Bai Fuheng didn't follow these marketing accounts that wanted to gain popularity.

If you haven't paid the money, don't let yourself take the blame.

"If you don't buy the service, you just want to live broadcast to gain traffic, all of them will be posted!" So Bai Fuheng was so angry that those marketing accounts who had planned to talk to Bailang before had to pay honestly.

After all, Bai Fuheng would really expose that they didn't pay for the service.

As a result, when they went to pay the fee again, Bai Fuheng had already changed the one thousand for a single service to five thousand.

Everyone:"……"

Black-hearted capitalist!

Bai Fuheng changed the receiving account to Tao Luo's receiving account, and when the time comes, the company's account will be used, which is equivalent to a project entry of Tao Luo's company.

Tao Luo watched the sums of money flow into his pocket like running water every day.

On Sunday, Tao Luo was sitting on the sofa, with several ghosts squatting beside him, and the two children lay on Tao Luo's lap, listening to the news that 5000 yuan had arrived.

They have changed from the original idea of ​​"these people are not stupid", to "these people must be stupid and rich".

Xia He still hasn't figured it out: "Is there anyone else rushing to buy bad luck?"

When Bai Fuheng said that there would be a fee, everyone thought in their hearts whether Bai Fuheng had lost his mind.

It now appears that they were wrong.

People are much harder to guess than ghosts.

At the end of the day, Tao Luo earned 10,000+.

In the evening, when Bai Fuheng came back, Tao Luo happily rushed to the door and took his arm: "Brother."

Bai Fuheng held the man's buttocks and lifted him up, letting Tao Luo wrap his legs around his waist.

"I haven't seen any weight gain."

Bai Fuheng's strength has increased a lot. Tao Luo, a young man, is not enough to look at him at all. Now he can easily get him up.

Tao Luo didn't follow his words and said, "Brother, is the sorcery you've learned reliable?"

Bai Fuheng raised his eyebrows: "Reliable, why not?"

Bai Fuheng has made a complete set of plans.

Bai Fuheng looked at the group of ghosts on the sofa, and said, "If my sorcery fails, you can help me scare those people. No matter what, since I paid for the service, our service must be in place."

"It doesn't work. I'll brake suddenly in front of him to scare them."

Xia He and other ghosts thought in their hearts, this is really wicked.

After dark.

Bai Fuheng hugged Tao Luo and kissed on the bed.

He is now in the painful period of quitting smoking, and he doesn't want to fail, so he keeps looking for alternatives to cigarettes.

Damn it, it was because of Tao Luo that I smoked, and now I quit smoking because of Tao Luo.

This is my wife, and she is here to torment my little ancestor.

After being kissed by him for a long time, Tao Luo took a breath and said, "Brother, where did you go during the day?"

Bai Fuheng made no secrets: "I went to the hospital to visit Taozhi and had a friendly exchange with him."

Tao Luo blinked, curious: "What did you say?"

Bai Fuheng said with a smile: "I asked him when he would die, and told him to hurry up."

The price of the cemetery has been increasing recently, so it is recommended that he buy it early.

Tao Zhi shed tears from grievance to anger to the end.

Bai Fuheng also asked what he was doing when he was released from prison. Zhao Ling couldn't stab him to death in prison, and it might happen when he came out.

Tao Zhi was so frightened that her lips trembled.

When Bai Fuheng reported the itinerary, Tao Luo was not shocked when he heard it, and felt normal.

He was also curious about his cousin's reaction.

Tao Luo was more concerned about something, touched his mouth, and asked Bai Fuheng what he did that night, the bed sheet was not dirty, did Brother Bai go to the bathroom to deal with it?

Bai Fuheng kissed him vigorously, without the slightest sense of being a straight man.

After Bai Fuheng said it in detail, his face turned red when he saw Tao Luo, and he pursed his lips.

Bai Fuheng couldn't help laughing.

"Talking about someone, don't be ashamed."

Tao Luo kicked him lightly: "The elder brother said before that he couldn't accept a man's body."

Bai Fuheng straightened up and said seriously: "This is true, even now, I still need time to buffer it."

If he was gay, he would have hit a home run long ago, so why is he licking Tao Luo like a dog every day, kissing him until his body melts?

With deep eyes, Bai Fuheng hugged Tao Luo tightly, and said in a low voice, "Luo Luo, go to bed first."

Tao Luo's face was flushed red by his partner's words, and he was not in the mood to sleep anymore.

Tao Luo's body was stiff, and Bai Fuheng mistook him for sleeping, and called out in a low voice, "Luo Luo, Luo Luo?"

Tauro didn't answer.

Bai Fuheng said hoarsely, "Are you asleep?"

When Tao Luo was still thinking about why he called him, he was debating whether to tell Bai Fuheng that he was up.

Tao Luo was suddenly embraced by Bai Fuheng, holding him tightly.

……

Tao Luo stared wide-eyed, not daring to make a sound, he was still awake.

After a long time, Tao Luo was a little sleepy, and suddenly Bai Fuheng made another movement. Bai Fuheng sat up and sat on the edge of the pillow.

Bai Fuheng raised Tao Luo's face slightly, and said vaguely: "Good Luoluo, good wife..."

In the darkness, Tao Luo, who closed his eyes tightly, finally knew the reason for the sticky feeling on his face last time, and this time he opened his mouth slightly because of surprise...

Where did Tao Luo encounter such a thing before, he froze in place for a while.

normal?

Is this normal?

Tao Luo was also embarrassed to turn on the light and ask Bai Fuheng, secretly thinking in his heart, this...is normal.

The next day.

Tao Luo always felt a strange taste in his mouth when he brushed his teeth, drank water and ate food.

Bai Fuheng looked okay.

Before going out, he still hugged his wife happily.

"Come on, give me a kiss." When Bai Fuheng was at ease, he just wanted a well-behaved wife. Isn't this just a gift from God?

Tao Luo didn't allow him to kiss, and raised his hand to cover his lips very seriously.

"Dirty..." Tao Luo felt a slight burning on the tip of his tongue.

"Where is it dirty?" Bai Fuheng had no choice but to kiss his forehead.

Today is the first day of Bai Fuheng's official "opening". The marketing account that released the big talk before promised to broadcast his life of bad luck, but it has not started broadcasting for a long time.

Netizens mourned him.

But only Bai Fuheng knows the truth.

He arranged for a ghost, set up a small signal shielding device, and then squatted incognito next to the big v.

If he uses wireless, he shields it. If he uses a network cable, he unplugs the network cable, and if it doesn't work, he cuts off the power.

On this day, Big V felt the Waterloo of life.

Regardless of whether he has encountered bad luck in this live broadcast, as long as he starts the broadcast, it will be traffic, and the topic can be directed to Bai Fuheng and Tao Luo.

As long as he can start broadcasting...

As long as he can start broadcasting!

Well, he couldn't drive it at all.

When he was sluggish in the middle of the night, he finally started the live broadcast. Netizens looked at him with sympathy: "I used to scold you for being too popular, but now I have changed my mind. If your bad luck is that you can't start the live broadcast, I believe Already!"

Because this big V makes money by live streaming.

If he doesn't start a live broadcast for a day, there will be no products to sell, which means he won't make any money for a day.

The current industry is developing fast. If there is no live broadcast for several days in a row, fans will go to other live broadcast rooms to watch it.

The big V looked at today's income, sat in front of the camera, and saw the sympathy of netizens for him. All his anger has been transformed into "I am a bad pen" in the pain of being without the Internet for a day.

Why did I provoke Bai Fuheng?

This person is even more shameless than himself.

But in fact, Bai Fuheng did not cast any magic on this big V.

He mainly aimed at the students of Tao Luotong University. Some people bought this bad luck package, which meant that these people were against him against Tao Luo and did not believe in magic.

Tao Luo goes to school normally.

Song Zhishu was not by his side.

There was a big class today, and several alumni came back to perform. The other party was very famous, and Tao Luo wanted to ask them for an autograph.

There were many students who wanted to sign, and Tao Luo happily lined up in the queue.

The first few alumni signed their names readily, but when it came to the last middle-aged music conductor, the other party frowned and said bluntly, "No, I don't want to sign for you."

His voice was relatively loud, and the students nearby heard it. Tao Luo stood beside him holding a pen and paper, with an embarrassed expression on his face.

"Excuse me, can you tell me why?"

The middle-aged man said: "I know about the matter between you and Bai Fuheng. To put it bluntly, I think your intentions are not right."

Tao Luo smiled awkwardly.

The middle-aged man added: "I don't believe in sorcery either, it's just a trick to create public opinion, so I also bought Bai Fuheng's sorcery service."

"You know that Bai Fuheng, please call and ask him to cast spells on me."

He vowed: "I cannot accept a misbehaving college student asking for my autograph."

Tao Luo hugged the notebook tightly, and answered him seriously: "Senior, you may have misunderstood, I will not let Brother Bai cast a spell on you, it will hurt you."

Tao Luo gave him a gentle smile after finishing speaking.

Other students felt that Tao Luo's handling method was also appropriate.

This is a sorcery, what should I do if I really hurt this person, he is a well-known alumnus of the school.

Someone also said in a low voice: "Senior is so fierce, just go straight to Tao Luo, look at Tao Luo's complexion is not good."

Someone sneered: "Don't be afraid, Tao Luo."

Some students ignited: "Tao Luo, don't hide it, let Bai Fuheng do it directly. Didn't you say that Tao Zhi used magic to change your luck? Now you can't even prove this magic."

The author has something to say: Just think about it, Bai Fuheng is not a straight man anyway.

感谢在2022-03-2223：58：29～2022-03-2323：59：10期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦～

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: obviously it was me;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: Qingyan only wishes 60 bottles; Xinghe does not rain 2 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!