After the game emperor awakens
Chapter 42
The prefect of Quling shuddered all over, and when his trouser legs became hot, a stream of heat flowed down from his thighs and wet the ground.
He was so frightened that he lost control.
This is the lesson for Zhangzhi County, the head is still rolling on the ground and staring at him, it is hard not to be scared to piss.
The onlookers sighed and covered their mouths and noses in disgust.
"Your Majesty, you used to show your prestige in front of us. When His Majesty came, he would pee his pants in fright. It's really embarrassing."
"What embarrassment? He's already shameless! I wonder where he has the face. If he doesn't do a single thing, he knows to search us and ask us to praise him. His conscience has been eaten by dogs."
"Your Majesty beheaded him too, and I was the first to set off firecrackers to celebrate."
"My family sells firecrackers. If this dog official dies, I will give everyone free firecrackers. The whole world celebrates!"
"This one who kills a thousand swords, beheading the capital is to take advantage of him, so he should be executed by thousands of swords and Ling Chi!"
"What is death? Wouldn't it be better to cut a human pig into a cesspit?"
The prefect of Quling listened to the endless abuse, and his cloudy old eyes became even more dull.
Those things he did would naturally be reviled by the people, but he couldn't listen to this, so he sent his subordinates to keep an eye on the trend of the people.Whoever dares to scold him behind his back, he will put him in prison for insulting the court officials and punish him severely.Over time, the people dared to be angry but dare not speak out, and had to praise against their conscience.
The common people have accumulated grievances for a long time, and now they can finally scold them heartily.
Seeing the excitement outside, the voices of the people were getting louder and more swearing, the yamen servant was afraid that the swear words would pollute the ears of His Majesty and His Highness the Empress, and was about to shout for Su Jing, when Lu Xuechao shook his head lightly, signaling them not to obstruct it.
The mouth of the people is better than the mouth of the river; if the river is blocked and collapsed, it will hurt more people.The same is true for the people.
The prefect of Quling tried to silence Youyou's mouth, but now he just suffered a backlash.
That's why it is the guide of those who make decisions in Sichuan, and the messenger who declares for the people.
Xie Chongjin, the king, served as county magistrate in this small town of Qiuling for a day, just to let the people speak freely.
The prefect of Quling knelt down in embarrassment: "The minister is not strict, please forgive me..."
At this time, he was still lucky, and only said that he had committed the crime of laxity.
The county magistrate Qiuling has made so many mistakes. As his immediate boss, he cannot escape responsibility, but at least he won't die if he is implicated.
"It's a good thing that the emperor is not strict, but he really knows how to avoid the serious and ignore the minor." Xie Chongjin said slowly, "Minister Jingzhao, present the evidence."
"Yes." The governor of Jingzhao immediately asked people to present incriminating evidence, "I did not disgrace my mission. I visited and investigated Quling, and collected evidence of Liu Hanzhang's crimes of selling officials and nobles, enriching his own pockets, exploiting the common people, and colluding with officials and businessmen. Pile after pile, all It is a capital crime, and ten thousand deaths are not a pity."
Liu Hanzhang is the name of the prefect of Quling.
Xie Chongjin glanced at the evidence, probably already knew it in his mind, and was so angry today. At this moment, he didn't show any extra expression, and directly threw the evidence in front of Liu Hanzhang: "Do you believe it or not?"
Liu Hanzhang looked at the solid evidence, unable to deny it, and his face was completely ashamed.
He should have expected this day.Jingzhao Mansion Yin is in charge of Yujing, whoever can sit in this position is not an idler.His Majesty sent such people here, and he actually thought that he could cheat the world.
Presumably, all the evidence has already been collected, and the day when His Majesty arrives is the day of his death.
Xie Chongjin said without any emotion: "Punishment for several crimes, sentenced to Ling Chi, execution at noon tomorrow. Retire."
-
At sunset on the western mountain, the people came here in high spirits, and returned laughing, all very satisfied with today's trial.When I bumped into someone who didn't go to the yamen to watch, I called him a pity that I missed the public trial between His Majesty and the Queen, and then grabbed him and told vividly what happened in the courtroom.
Later, this "Emperor's County Government Trial" was adapted into a play, which became a classic and spread around the world.
Of course, this is something.
At the moment, after the people dispersed, Xie Chongjin also asked the imperial envoys to go to their rooms to rest.Lu Xue immediately relaxed her upright back, and leaned lazily against Xie Chongjin.
He was already exhausted from rushing around for days, sitting in public for a day, and dealing with the official affairs of Qiuling Town was exhausting—don't look at how easily they can solve the case, in the words of the player's world, it is law, medicine Xie Chongjin often read the case, and the local people added that Lu Xuechao automatically formed a criminal profile in his mind.This is not entirely accurate. They have to decide whether to skip the many files with insufficient evidence, otherwise they will judge the case indiscriminately.
It takes unimaginable energy.
After a day of high-intensity work, Lu Xuechao was really exhausted.
I don't even want to move my fingers.
Xie Chongjin felt sorry for his exhaustion, picked him up and found a spare room, and decided to stay in the Yamen tonight.
When the emperor travels, if it is not for a private visit in a micro-service, he will live in a palace post.There is no such small place as Qiuling Town, and if you want to reach it, you have to travel all night, Lu Xuechao doesn't want to bother anymore.
The Governor of Jingzhao and the accompanying soldiers occupied most of the rooms, and reserved the best room that no one had ever lived in for His Majesty and Queen.Forget about the master bedroom where Zhang Zhixian lived, that's bad luck.
Xie Chongjin carried the man into the wing room, only to see that the room was full of gold and jade.Although I dare not use the presumptuous red purple, it is bright yellow, rich and precious, and full of jewels.
A local yamen is so grandly arranged, I don't know how many people's fat and anointings have been looted in it.
Xie Chongjin put Lu Xuechao on the chair, suddenly remembered that it was meal time, and said angrily: "I'm tired today, blame me, I forgot to ask you to have lunch. What do you want for dinner?"
Busy with the public trial all day, Xie Chongjin was so angry with those cases that he couldn't eat and forgot to eat.His body can support it, but Lu Xuechao may not be able to.
Lu Xuechao said without strength: "Eat whatever you want, hot food is fine, I don't want to eat dry food anymore."
Thanks to the dry food, and seeing the hardships of the people, he felt that those home-cooked dishes were not so difficult to swallow.
Generally, when the emperor and empress go on tour, when they arrive at the local area, the local officials will host a banquet and entertain them, and they can have a sumptuous meal.But as soon as Xie Chongjin came, he chopped off the magistrate...
So there is nothing left to entertain them.
Qiuling is a small place, and there are not many famous wines and dishes. If Lu Xuechao can name it, it may not be available here, and he is too lazy to make it himself, so he just uses it casually.
Xie Chongjin said: "Then I'll send someone to the restaurant to bring some food."
Before Xie Chongjin could call someone, an attendant saluted outside the door: "Your Majesty, Your Highness the Queen."
Xie Chongjin asked through the door, "What's the matter?"
The entourage said: "A group of Qiuling people are waiting outside the yamen, saying that they want to bring food to you and the brothers who are helping the disaster."
Xie Chongjin and Lu Xuechao looked at each other.
Xie Chongjin opened the door.
-
The hustle and bustle of common people around the yamen went back and forth, and it was even more lively than in the daytime.
They were carrying baskets, food boxes, or rice bowls in their hands, and the bowls were still steaming.
The governor of Jingzhao and a group of attendants were already outside the door, looking embarrassed.
It stands to reason that to be an official should be clean and honest, and you can't take the people's stitches and threads, 1.1 meters of vegetables, but the people's kindness is really hard to get rid of, and they won't leave if they don't accept it, and they are not easy to drive away.
Seeing Xie Chongjin and Lu Xuechao coming out, Jingzhao Mansion Yin Xiang saw the savior, saluted and said: "Your Majesty, Your Royal Highness the Queen."
After seeing the emperor, the people became even more excited and knelt down to salute.
Xie Chongjin said in advance: "No courtesy."
But the people still knelt down and kowtowed.
Xie Chongjin: "..."
Forget it.
Leading an elderly man leaning on crutches, he seemed to be a well-known old man in the local area.He knelt on the ground and said in an old voice: "Your Majesty and Your Highness the Queen saved us from the fire and water. The kindness and virtue will never be forgotten. The grass people thank Your Majesty and Your Highness the Queen."
Xie Chongjin helped him up himself: "You don't need to be polite, this is what I should do. It is my dereliction of duty to make the people live in dire straits. I am so grateful and feel ashamed."
The old man stood up tremblingly, never thinking that the supreme emperor was so humble.
He said: "We have nothing good to thank Your Majesty and His Majesty the Queen. We can only cook one dish and make it into hundreds of meals. I invite you and the soldiers to eat. This is the big guy's wish. I'm not used to it, so I don't need to eat it, but please accept it..."
A group of people also implored: "Please accept it, Your Majesty."
Xie Chongjin scanned the faces of all the people, each with an expression of reverence and earnestness, but also afraid that he would dislike him.
They have nothing and this is the sincerest thanks.
Xie Chongjin paused and said, "Okay, I will accept it."
Only then did the people rejoice.
Xie Chongjin collected hundreds of meals, they couldn't finish eating so many dishes, so they picked a few at random, and rewarded the rest for the relief soldiers.
Before eating, he also tested the poison according to the rules.
Moved is moved, but the safety process cannot be saved.Both Xie Chongjin and Lu Xuechao have experienced too many poisoning incidents.
Bring a few dishes into the wing room.Xie Chongjin watched the meal for a long time before moving his chopsticks.
As he chewed, his eyes turned red.
The old man was right, the meal was not rich, it could be said to be the simplest meal Xie Chongjin had ever had.
He grew up eating imperial meals, or delicacies cooked by Lu Xuechao himself, and there was never a shortage of delicious delicacies, and even one dish was extremely expensive, something ordinary people could not afford in their lifetime.
In contrast, this meal is really ordinary, mostly vegetarian dishes, only a little bit of meat can be seen.
But it is not ordinary.
Having just experienced floods, the people themselves still need relief. Rice and food are more expensive than anything else, and there are really not many things that can be provided.They slaughtered chickens, slaughtered pigs, slaughtered pigs, chickens, ducks and fish, and they all took out the best things from their own homes.
He just did some insignificant things, how could He De receive such a reward.
These dishes are worthless and hard to buy.
Lu Xuechao said, "Why are you crying after eating?"
Xie Chongjin was startled: "Did I cry?"
"No." Lu Xue looked at him, "but your eyes are red."
Xie Chongjin wiped his eyes and said with a smile, "Maybe it's too delicious."
"In the past years when I went south, the local officials would treat me with great hospitality, big fish and big meat. I just felt disgusted when I saw it. I don't know how many people's milk is behind it." Xie Chongjin whispered, "No matter how good the heavenly nectar and jade liquid are, how can they compare with the fireworks in the world?" Don't you think it's clear?"
"In all fairness, I don't think Baijiafan tastes that good." Lu Xuechao said calmly and critically.
But he added: "In all fairness, this is the most delicious meal I have ever had."
They guard Baiyujing in the sky to wake up the fireworks of thousands of families in the world.
He was so frightened that he lost control.
This is the lesson for Zhangzhi County, the head is still rolling on the ground and staring at him, it is hard not to be scared to piss.
The onlookers sighed and covered their mouths and noses in disgust.
"Your Majesty, you used to show your prestige in front of us. When His Majesty came, he would pee his pants in fright. It's really embarrassing."
"What embarrassment? He's already shameless! I wonder where he has the face. If he doesn't do a single thing, he knows to search us and ask us to praise him. His conscience has been eaten by dogs."
"Your Majesty beheaded him too, and I was the first to set off firecrackers to celebrate."
"My family sells firecrackers. If this dog official dies, I will give everyone free firecrackers. The whole world celebrates!"
"This one who kills a thousand swords, beheading the capital is to take advantage of him, so he should be executed by thousands of swords and Ling Chi!"
"What is death? Wouldn't it be better to cut a human pig into a cesspit?"
The prefect of Quling listened to the endless abuse, and his cloudy old eyes became even more dull.
Those things he did would naturally be reviled by the people, but he couldn't listen to this, so he sent his subordinates to keep an eye on the trend of the people.Whoever dares to scold him behind his back, he will put him in prison for insulting the court officials and punish him severely.Over time, the people dared to be angry but dare not speak out, and had to praise against their conscience.
The common people have accumulated grievances for a long time, and now they can finally scold them heartily.
Seeing the excitement outside, the voices of the people were getting louder and more swearing, the yamen servant was afraid that the swear words would pollute the ears of His Majesty and His Highness the Empress, and was about to shout for Su Jing, when Lu Xuechao shook his head lightly, signaling them not to obstruct it.
The mouth of the people is better than the mouth of the river; if the river is blocked and collapsed, it will hurt more people.The same is true for the people.
The prefect of Quling tried to silence Youyou's mouth, but now he just suffered a backlash.
That's why it is the guide of those who make decisions in Sichuan, and the messenger who declares for the people.
Xie Chongjin, the king, served as county magistrate in this small town of Qiuling for a day, just to let the people speak freely.
The prefect of Quling knelt down in embarrassment: "The minister is not strict, please forgive me..."
At this time, he was still lucky, and only said that he had committed the crime of laxity.
The county magistrate Qiuling has made so many mistakes. As his immediate boss, he cannot escape responsibility, but at least he won't die if he is implicated.
"It's a good thing that the emperor is not strict, but he really knows how to avoid the serious and ignore the minor." Xie Chongjin said slowly, "Minister Jingzhao, present the evidence."
"Yes." The governor of Jingzhao immediately asked people to present incriminating evidence, "I did not disgrace my mission. I visited and investigated Quling, and collected evidence of Liu Hanzhang's crimes of selling officials and nobles, enriching his own pockets, exploiting the common people, and colluding with officials and businessmen. Pile after pile, all It is a capital crime, and ten thousand deaths are not a pity."
Liu Hanzhang is the name of the prefect of Quling.
Xie Chongjin glanced at the evidence, probably already knew it in his mind, and was so angry today. At this moment, he didn't show any extra expression, and directly threw the evidence in front of Liu Hanzhang: "Do you believe it or not?"
Liu Hanzhang looked at the solid evidence, unable to deny it, and his face was completely ashamed.
He should have expected this day.Jingzhao Mansion Yin is in charge of Yujing, whoever can sit in this position is not an idler.His Majesty sent such people here, and he actually thought that he could cheat the world.
Presumably, all the evidence has already been collected, and the day when His Majesty arrives is the day of his death.
Xie Chongjin said without any emotion: "Punishment for several crimes, sentenced to Ling Chi, execution at noon tomorrow. Retire."
-
At sunset on the western mountain, the people came here in high spirits, and returned laughing, all very satisfied with today's trial.When I bumped into someone who didn't go to the yamen to watch, I called him a pity that I missed the public trial between His Majesty and the Queen, and then grabbed him and told vividly what happened in the courtroom.
Later, this "Emperor's County Government Trial" was adapted into a play, which became a classic and spread around the world.
Of course, this is something.
At the moment, after the people dispersed, Xie Chongjin also asked the imperial envoys to go to their rooms to rest.Lu Xue immediately relaxed her upright back, and leaned lazily against Xie Chongjin.
He was already exhausted from rushing around for days, sitting in public for a day, and dealing with the official affairs of Qiuling Town was exhausting—don't look at how easily they can solve the case, in the words of the player's world, it is law, medicine Xie Chongjin often read the case, and the local people added that Lu Xuechao automatically formed a criminal profile in his mind.This is not entirely accurate. They have to decide whether to skip the many files with insufficient evidence, otherwise they will judge the case indiscriminately.
It takes unimaginable energy.
After a day of high-intensity work, Lu Xuechao was really exhausted.
I don't even want to move my fingers.
Xie Chongjin felt sorry for his exhaustion, picked him up and found a spare room, and decided to stay in the Yamen tonight.
When the emperor travels, if it is not for a private visit in a micro-service, he will live in a palace post.There is no such small place as Qiuling Town, and if you want to reach it, you have to travel all night, Lu Xuechao doesn't want to bother anymore.
The Governor of Jingzhao and the accompanying soldiers occupied most of the rooms, and reserved the best room that no one had ever lived in for His Majesty and Queen.Forget about the master bedroom where Zhang Zhixian lived, that's bad luck.
Xie Chongjin carried the man into the wing room, only to see that the room was full of gold and jade.Although I dare not use the presumptuous red purple, it is bright yellow, rich and precious, and full of jewels.
A local yamen is so grandly arranged, I don't know how many people's fat and anointings have been looted in it.
Xie Chongjin put Lu Xuechao on the chair, suddenly remembered that it was meal time, and said angrily: "I'm tired today, blame me, I forgot to ask you to have lunch. What do you want for dinner?"
Busy with the public trial all day, Xie Chongjin was so angry with those cases that he couldn't eat and forgot to eat.His body can support it, but Lu Xuechao may not be able to.
Lu Xuechao said without strength: "Eat whatever you want, hot food is fine, I don't want to eat dry food anymore."
Thanks to the dry food, and seeing the hardships of the people, he felt that those home-cooked dishes were not so difficult to swallow.
Generally, when the emperor and empress go on tour, when they arrive at the local area, the local officials will host a banquet and entertain them, and they can have a sumptuous meal.But as soon as Xie Chongjin came, he chopped off the magistrate...
So there is nothing left to entertain them.
Qiuling is a small place, and there are not many famous wines and dishes. If Lu Xuechao can name it, it may not be available here, and he is too lazy to make it himself, so he just uses it casually.
Xie Chongjin said: "Then I'll send someone to the restaurant to bring some food."
Before Xie Chongjin could call someone, an attendant saluted outside the door: "Your Majesty, Your Highness the Queen."
Xie Chongjin asked through the door, "What's the matter?"
The entourage said: "A group of Qiuling people are waiting outside the yamen, saying that they want to bring food to you and the brothers who are helping the disaster."
Xie Chongjin and Lu Xuechao looked at each other.
Xie Chongjin opened the door.
-
The hustle and bustle of common people around the yamen went back and forth, and it was even more lively than in the daytime.
They were carrying baskets, food boxes, or rice bowls in their hands, and the bowls were still steaming.
The governor of Jingzhao and a group of attendants were already outside the door, looking embarrassed.
It stands to reason that to be an official should be clean and honest, and you can't take the people's stitches and threads, 1.1 meters of vegetables, but the people's kindness is really hard to get rid of, and they won't leave if they don't accept it, and they are not easy to drive away.
Seeing Xie Chongjin and Lu Xuechao coming out, Jingzhao Mansion Yin Xiang saw the savior, saluted and said: "Your Majesty, Your Royal Highness the Queen."
After seeing the emperor, the people became even more excited and knelt down to salute.
Xie Chongjin said in advance: "No courtesy."
But the people still knelt down and kowtowed.
Xie Chongjin: "..."
Forget it.
Leading an elderly man leaning on crutches, he seemed to be a well-known old man in the local area.He knelt on the ground and said in an old voice: "Your Majesty and Your Highness the Queen saved us from the fire and water. The kindness and virtue will never be forgotten. The grass people thank Your Majesty and Your Highness the Queen."
Xie Chongjin helped him up himself: "You don't need to be polite, this is what I should do. It is my dereliction of duty to make the people live in dire straits. I am so grateful and feel ashamed."
The old man stood up tremblingly, never thinking that the supreme emperor was so humble.
He said: "We have nothing good to thank Your Majesty and His Majesty the Queen. We can only cook one dish and make it into hundreds of meals. I invite you and the soldiers to eat. This is the big guy's wish. I'm not used to it, so I don't need to eat it, but please accept it..."
A group of people also implored: "Please accept it, Your Majesty."
Xie Chongjin scanned the faces of all the people, each with an expression of reverence and earnestness, but also afraid that he would dislike him.
They have nothing and this is the sincerest thanks.
Xie Chongjin paused and said, "Okay, I will accept it."
Only then did the people rejoice.
Xie Chongjin collected hundreds of meals, they couldn't finish eating so many dishes, so they picked a few at random, and rewarded the rest for the relief soldiers.
Before eating, he also tested the poison according to the rules.
Moved is moved, but the safety process cannot be saved.Both Xie Chongjin and Lu Xuechao have experienced too many poisoning incidents.
Bring a few dishes into the wing room.Xie Chongjin watched the meal for a long time before moving his chopsticks.
As he chewed, his eyes turned red.
The old man was right, the meal was not rich, it could be said to be the simplest meal Xie Chongjin had ever had.
He grew up eating imperial meals, or delicacies cooked by Lu Xuechao himself, and there was never a shortage of delicious delicacies, and even one dish was extremely expensive, something ordinary people could not afford in their lifetime.
In contrast, this meal is really ordinary, mostly vegetarian dishes, only a little bit of meat can be seen.
But it is not ordinary.
Having just experienced floods, the people themselves still need relief. Rice and food are more expensive than anything else, and there are really not many things that can be provided.They slaughtered chickens, slaughtered pigs, slaughtered pigs, chickens, ducks and fish, and they all took out the best things from their own homes.
He just did some insignificant things, how could He De receive such a reward.
These dishes are worthless and hard to buy.
Lu Xuechao said, "Why are you crying after eating?"
Xie Chongjin was startled: "Did I cry?"
"No." Lu Xue looked at him, "but your eyes are red."
Xie Chongjin wiped his eyes and said with a smile, "Maybe it's too delicious."
"In the past years when I went south, the local officials would treat me with great hospitality, big fish and big meat. I just felt disgusted when I saw it. I don't know how many people's milk is behind it." Xie Chongjin whispered, "No matter how good the heavenly nectar and jade liquid are, how can they compare with the fireworks in the world?" Don't you think it's clear?"
"In all fairness, I don't think Baijiafan tastes that good." Lu Xuechao said calmly and critically.
But he added: "In all fairness, this is the most delicious meal I have ever had."
They guard Baiyujing in the sky to wake up the fireworks of thousands of families in the world.
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