Teach you how to correctly attack Akashi Seijuro

*set up*

1. The two and the third country did not break up

2. The level of Akimoto idiot is deepened

3. The two did not have a high school, and Akimoto still went to the UK for further studies

4. Akashi's domestic violence skills soared

[Scene [-]: Excerpts from daily call information]

from: Annoying Big Dog (willful) x month 3rd 00:00:00

Today is still the first person to send a message with Seijuro! o(*≧▽≦)ツ

from: Annoying Big Dog (willful) x month 3rd 00:10:00

My mind is full of Seijuro's insomnia, why should I go back to my country?

from: Annoying Big Dog (willful) x month 3rd 06:06:52

I woke up~~~ I dreamed of Seijuro again~~

from: Annoying Big Dog (willful) x month 3rd 06:30:20

I just finished eating three bowls of ramen, one fried dumpling and a photo of Seijuro~~~

from: Annoying Big Dog (willful) x month 3rd 07:02:07

After the morning run, I am going to go to study early, but I still want to see Seijuro~~~

from: the cutest Seijuro in the universe x month 3rd 08:00:00

Give me a good study!

from: Annoying Big Dog (willful) x month 3rd 08:00:18

Seijuro texted me~~~

(142 meaningless unilateral messages from Akimoto are omitted below)

from: Annoying Big Dog (willful) x month 3rd 19:20:07

Today's daytime training is over and I'm going to take a shower~~ Seijuro, are you thinking of me? I still miss Seijuro every day today! Looking forward to the video communication the day after tomorrow! ! !Damn it! ! !

(The following omits meaningless one-hour at least 60 unilateral information from Akimoto)

from: Annoying Big Dog (willful) x month 3rd 21:18:00

Seijuro, I sent you all the selfies I took today~~ Remember to look at them~~~ There are also photos of my sleeping face that someone helped me to take~~~~ If you want to do homework, then do this first Wow~~~2333

from: the cutest Seijuro in the universe x month 3rd 22:00:00

good night.

from: Annoying Big Dog (willful) x month 3rd 23:41:40

I just saw the text message. Goodnight Seijuro~~Today I will try my best to be the first person to communicate with Seijuro~~~

(loop once from the beginning)

[Scene [-]: Akimoto rants on the phone when he is late during the wc game]

"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !"

"Hey, Akashi, your boyfriend is going crazy again." Nebuya, who was used to it, chatted calmly with Akashi next to him, and the background sound was a hoarse silence.

Akashi calmly took out his mobile phone, dialed it, and said: "Block all the roads that can lead to the competition venue. If that fellow Akimoto catches up with the competition, you all die."

[Scene [-]: The wc game catches up and uses skateboarding skills to overwhelm the audience ╮(￣▽￣")╭】

Akimoto desperately arrived at the venue in time for the game, but the first place he rushed to was not his own field, but rushed towards Akashi fiercely, shouting while rushing: "I'm finally here! Seijuro, my love for you really surpasses traffic jams!!!"

With a physical blow and a muffled sound of hitting the wall, Akashi calmly lowered his raised leg, looked at the stunned audience with a gentle smile, and said, "Did you hear anything?"

"No, no..." The group spoke in unison...

[Scene [-]: WC Finals]

Akimoto hugged the pillar with tears in his eyes. His teammates tried their best to let him play normally, but Akimoto was not at all reluctant. He cried and said: "If you don't want it, I don't want to compete with Seijuro! What's the game?" Go to hell!!! You will be fined to kneel down with scissors!!!”

Uejing was helpless: "Captain, look away a little bit. If you don't play, you won't just be punished to kneel with scissors. Didn't you see that Akashi-kun is about to go berserk?"

Referee: "Luoshan No. 4, put down the scissors in your hand."

Akashi looked at the referee with a smile, and the scissors in his hand clicked with a sense of presence, and said, "Oh, I will put down that stupid dog after I finish training|training it."

[Scene [-]: Akashi and Akimoto were in the same hotel during the game]

At one o'clock in the middle of the night, Ikejima quietly opened the door of Akimoto's room excitedly, and cheered himself up in a low voice: "Come on, you can do it, Mr. Ikejima, I must succeed in the night attack Rimi-chan today~~"

At the same time, Akimoto quietly pried open the window of Akashi's room with an excited face, and cheered himself up in a low voice: "Come on, Reya Akimoto! I will definitely be able to sleep with Akashi Maki and Maki today! I must successfully complete the night's work." Wrist pillow." What he held in his hand was a new large-capacity video camera and a whole box of memory cards.

[Scene [-]: Akimoto successfully counterattacks]

Akashi kicked the person above him horizontally: "If you want to do it, you have to hurry up and do nothing!"

Akimoto cried: "But...but Akashi is not ready yet!"

Akashi: "Prepare you ghost, how many hours do you think have passed! Are you a dog who keeps licking?"

Akimoto: "But I haven't licked Akashi's armpit... qaq"

Get kicked to death.

After a few 10 minutes, when Akashi was about to break out, Akimoto finally hit the base successfully.He worked hard, but he was very careful because he was afraid of hurting Akashi. In the end, Akashi kicked his stomach and sat on Akimoto himself. "It's almost dawn when you're dawdling, let me move."

Akimoto was killed.

[Scene [-]: Miracles chatting with Akimoto]

Aomine: "Aren't you tired of harassing Akashi every day?"

Akimoto: "Seijuro is so cute, I can't stand it every day~~"

Midorima: "Idiot, it's because you don't carry your lucky item every day."

Akimoto: "Even with a lucky item, I still can't see Akashi qaq every day"

Heizi: "Senior Akimoto, Akashi-kun treats you so coldly every day, won't you be depressed?"

Akimoto: "Isn't it because I'm very intimate that I only do violence to me?" (Happiness covering face)

Murasakihara: "Give me a month's worth of snacks, and I'll give you a photo of Xiao Chi's primary school entrance."

Akimoto: "I'll give you a month's worth of snacks every day, and give me all the photos!"

Kise: "Please be sure to teach me the idiot skills! I also want to successfully attack Xiao Heizi qaq"

Akimoto: "Go to hell."

[Scene [-]: Everyone's opinion on Qiu Chiqiu's CP]

Passerby a: The gods bother the husband and wife

Passerby b: Why is Master Akimoto not liking me?

Passerby c: I see idiots committing suicide every day

Passerby d: The number 4 who watches his idol following Luoshan every day

Passerby e: Remi-chan loves to fall into my arms! !

Fan a: It’s just that Reiya-chan likes it, no matter how painful it is, I can bear it qaq

Fan b: Seeing Reiya-chan being bullied by that red-haired guy, it hurts so much

Fan c: I will patiently wait for them to break up

Fan d: Sure enough, I still want to kill that Akashi

Fan e: Congratulations for being the 28974th person to post this, so do you want to join the "Go to Akashi Akashi" club?

Fan fghijk...: I want to join too! ! (hands up)

Luo Shana: The captain’s boyfriend is so handsome, but he doesn’t care about anyone other than the captain

Luoshan b: I never thought about poaching Akashi's corner

Luoshan c: The level of idiot is too high, but is it true that he won't die if he is bullied by the captain every day?

Luo Shand: Captain, please be gentle with your boyfriend.If such a high-quality man dies, there will be no next one.

Luo Shane: That guy Akimoto...haha, he's a big idiot.But Chef Akashi was seriously poisoned, he is obviously a handsome guy...

Akimoto: Seijuro and I are a match made in heaven!

Akashi: ...idiot, hurry up!Don't want to eat yet? (kick)