Twenty idioms

The emperor of the Central Plains wanted to marry his youngest brother, Lao Qi.He picked a small country named Yelang, and wanted to marry the princess of this country to him.

The Seventh Prince had objected arguing at first, but when he heard that the king of Yelang had rejected the envoy's request for marriage proposed by the Central Plains envoy without hesitation, he felt that he had lost face, so he brought another group of envoys to visit Yelang angrily. Country, want to get back the field.

Only when they arrived in Yelang Kingdom did they find out that the princess of Yelang Kingdom was very favored, riding horses and hunting all day long, with a very wild temper, and did not look down on the frail men in the Central Plains at all.

The Seventh Prince is tall and handsome, with a handsome face, just like a good son in troubled times, which made the martial and warlike Yelang Kingdom very disgusted, and the princess even sneered at him a few words, without looking back. Hit the horse and go.

The Seventh Prince was secretly angry.He practiced martial arts since he was a child, and he practiced internal strength, and he couldn't see his lean muscles without taking off his outer robe.For the dignity of a man, he wanted to catch up with the princess and have a good talk with her, but he was stopped by the little prince of Yelang Kingdom on the way.

The baby-faced little prince was riding on a tall horse, angrily looking down at the condensed Seventh Prince: "Are you that little boy who wants to marry my sister because of his own strength?"

The Seventh Prince suppressed his anger, and said: "I am the Seventh Prince, not some bad boy!"

The little prince suddenly grinned, and scraped his face with his fingers: "Aren't you ashamed? I heard that all the men in the Central Plains are powerless. When they meet the warriors of our Great Yelang Kingdom, they can only be beaten to death." Looking for teeth all over the place, why would my sister fall in love with you?!"

The Seventh Prince said coldly: "What kind of man is he who just talks and doesn't practice?! How about we make gestures?"

The little prince jumped off the horse, walked in front of him, touched his chin frivolously, and said, "Ha, gesturing? You don't need to compete in skill, it's something only men have, our warriors of Yelang Kingdom can make you feel ashamed." The baby face made him look very raw and tender, and it didn't look obscene at all, it just made people feel very interesting.

The Seventh Prince was not as resentful as he was just now, he snorted coldly and said: "Comparison is comparison, whoever is afraid of whom!"

The little prince pulled him into the side room, opened his right thumb and index finger to him, gestured for a length, and circled the thickness, and said: "The things under our warriors of the Yelang Kingdom are very big! At least they can It is two inches long, and the two fingers are so thick together. It is very useful and can serve people comfortably on the bed! Unlike you, who are short and weak, and can't even satisfy a partner. My sister was a widow when she married..."

The Seventh Prince sneered and said, "How dare you say that it is two inches long and two fingers thick? My king's things are at least six inches long and four fingers thick."

The little prince jumped up in shock: "I don't believe it! You must be lying!!"

The Seventh Prince was agitated by the suspicion on his face, pulled off his belt, opened his robe and stood up, "If you don't believe me, see for yourself!"

Then, he swore he heard the little prince swallowing.

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The next day, before the Seventh Prince was about to ask the king of Yelang to marry him again, he heard that the princess had eloped with the number one warrior of Yelang.

The Seventh Prince raised his eyebrows, he didn't feel too sad or angry, and said calmly: "Forget it, I didn't have this fate in the first place, so there is no need to force it."

He ordered people to tidy up the carriage for the return journey, handed over a farewell letter to the king of Yelang Kingdom, and set off on his way home.

He was stopped by someone on the way, he opened the curtain of the car, and saw the little prince of Yelang Kingdom riding happily on his horse with a big bag on his back. When he saw him, his eyes lit up, he jumped off with a plop, and crawled into him. In the carriage, the baby had a bright smile on his face: "Big brother, big brother, father and king have agreed to marry!"

The Seventh Prince said sullenly: "Didn't the princess elope? Could it be that this king was made to wear a cuckold?!"

"No, no, it's not my sister who wants to marry you—" the little prince smiled innocently at him, "It's me and you who are getting married!"

The seventh prince slapped the table: "Are you kidding me!"

The little prince blushed, lowered his head and said, "Who told me to... fall in love with you at first sight?"

The Seventh Prince became furious: "What are you doing with your head down! Where are you looking?!"

The little prince still lowered his head and lowered his eyes, his eyes were burning: "I just fell in love with you at first sight...cough, it was love at first sight."