Twenty idioms
Chapter 3
Xiaobai No.20 failed to confess three times and went to the bar to get drunk.
Waking up in the hotel room the next day with sore body.
From then on, Xiaobai would go to that bar every day, not drinking, just staring straight at everyone who came in.
His close buddy, Da Hei, put his arms around his shoulders and asked, "What are you doing?"
Xiaobai: "Look for someone."
Dahei: "Who are you looking for?"
Xiao Bai: "That bastard who took advantage of me while I was drunk that night."
Dahei: "Fuck, you're so drunk that you're unconscious, can you remember his face?"
Xiaobai: "I don't remember clearly, but I still remember that when that bastard came in, I was in so much pain that I bit him hard on the neck—now I'm just looking at who has teeth marks."
Dahei asked cautiously: "If you find him, what are you going to do to him? Beat him up or chirp?"
Xiaobai: "...What, I think the technique of getting out on the bed is pretty good, and I had a good time that night, and I want to have sex with him when I feel empty and lonely recently."
Dahei: "You idiot, just looking for tooth marks here, if he wears a scarf to block it, can you see it?"
Xiaobai: "Dahei, you are so stupid, who still wears a scarf in summer? Huh, but speaking of which, the scarf around your neck looks quite... not... chic..."
The author has something to say:
I won't tell you that the word "Kuzhouqiujian" has so much connotation...
Waking up in the hotel room the next day with sore body.
From then on, Xiaobai would go to that bar every day, not drinking, just staring straight at everyone who came in.
His close buddy, Da Hei, put his arms around his shoulders and asked, "What are you doing?"
Xiaobai: "Look for someone."
Dahei: "Who are you looking for?"
Xiao Bai: "That bastard who took advantage of me while I was drunk that night."
Dahei: "Fuck, you're so drunk that you're unconscious, can you remember his face?"
Xiaobai: "I don't remember clearly, but I still remember that when that bastard came in, I was in so much pain that I bit him hard on the neck—now I'm just looking at who has teeth marks."
Dahei asked cautiously: "If you find him, what are you going to do to him? Beat him up or chirp?"
Xiaobai: "...What, I think the technique of getting out on the bed is pretty good, and I had a good time that night, and I want to have sex with him when I feel empty and lonely recently."
Dahei: "You idiot, just looking for tooth marks here, if he wears a scarf to block it, can you see it?"
Xiaobai: "Dahei, you are so stupid, who still wears a scarf in summer? Huh, but speaking of which, the scarf around your neck looks quite... not... chic..."
The author has something to say:
I won't tell you that the word "Kuzhouqiujian" has so much connotation...
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