Twenty idioms

A pure love attack came to the bar, drinking alone with his head down.

The bartender saw that he was very reserved, so he took the initiative to talk: "Hey buddy, you are very unfamiliar, this is your first time to play?"

"Yes, yes." Chunqing Gong was a little flustered, and whispered, "I want to find a shou to solve the previous first time, but I don't know how to do it."

"Oh, so it's a rookie?" The bartender raised his eyebrows and smiled with great interest, "I'll teach you, you sit at the door and pick out the ones with watery eyes, tender skin and good skin, and a slender figure. Cute boys who are easy to overwhelm, those are high-quality subjects suitable for a rookie like you. If you like it, buy your prey a glass of wine and ask him if he is interested in having a shot. If he agrees, you You can go directly to the hotel, and you are guaranteed to have an unforgettable night."

Chunqing Gong said blankly: "Oh."

The bartender patted him on the shoulder and encouraged him: "Go, you will succeed!"

So Chun Qing Gong followed what he said, guarded at the door, waited for a long time, and finally his eyes lit up.

A beautiful young man with watery eyes, tender skin, and a slender figure pushed the door in, with a gentle smile on his face, which made Chunqing Gong's heart beat violently.

He walked up with one hand and one foot, nervously wanting to invite him to drink together, but unexpectedly, his mouth turned into another blatant sentence: "Young man, let's have a drink?"

As soon as the words fell, Chunqing Gong blushed immediately, and wanted to slap himself anxiously.He stammered to explain: "No... I don't... Is..."

"Let's have a shot?" The handsome young man leaned over and looked at him innocently with those watery eyes, "Don't explain, I heard you."

Chunqing Gong was so anxious that she was about to cry: "Yes, I'm sorry..."

"Needless to say I'm sorry." The handsome young man showed him a smile like a spring blossom, "I agree to your invitation."

"what?"

……

The next day.

Chunqing Gong limped into the bar, grabbed the bartender and beat him up.

The bartender covered the corners of his bruised eyes, gasping for breath to avoid his fists: "You boy will take revenge! Last night, you obviously met a beautiful woman as I said..."

Chunqing Gong beat him hard, and burst into tears: "You are the one who beat him! Who the hell told me that is shou? Who the f*ck told me that is shou?!"

The author has something to say:

The joke is officially over!

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