Twenty idioms

Legend has it that a long time ago, there was a very poor Qiang Gong in the state of Chu. In order to improve his food, he took the initiative to perform art (body) on the street.

In order to make others willing to spend money to buy his "goods", he straightened up his waist and boasted loudly to people: "Come and have a look, my cucumber is the sharpest spear in the world, invincible, no matter how tight it is." The little chrysanthemums can burst open in one fell swoop!"

Everyone gathered around.

At this time, a local tyrant in the crowd asked with a smile: "Oh, I'm not interested in cucumbers, I just want to ask how to sell the chrysanthemum behind you?"

Selling body Gong said with a serious face: "I can't sell it. My chrysanthemum is the strongest shield in the world, nothing can pierce it, not even the hardest and sharpest cucumber!"

The local tyrant shou smiled, and asked again: "Have you ever tried to attack yourself? I wonder if your sharpest cucumber in the world can pierce your strongest chrysanthemum in the world?"

"Hehe." Gongshen Gong narrowed his eyes and said, "You can come to my house to experience it tonight."

The local tyrant nodded happily: "Yes, yes!"

……

That night, the local tyrant died on the bed.

The author has something to say:

Shhh, don't tell everyone that the author has lost his integrity, let's comfort her quietly.