The past wears the present-modern

After drinking a glass of Alcohol, I feel dizzy.

Zhuo Xiaonian originally wanted to enjoy this spring night, which was worth a thousand dollars, but he didn't want it to be wasted.

He propped himself up and struggled to get up.

That's not right.

How can the fat meat on the chest block the view, and she is still wearing scantily clad clothes.

Just as he was about to shout, Beetui came in.

But a memory that didn't belong to him suddenly flooded in, and all the chaotic and complicated information was printed in his mind, and it seemed like he could turn it over in just a few years.

He fought back the headache and got up.

His fat body undoubtedly brought him great trouble.

First of all, hungry.

He had never felt so hungry before, as if he had been starved for three or four days.

It takes only two steps to find food according to memory.

Suddenly came to his senses, he wondered when Xiao Nian needed to do this, and if necessary, he could just call the maid in.

But, close your eyes.

He knew that this was not the world he knew.

Go to the narrow place called "Kitchen" and turn around.

He took out a bag of red things, with a few typos written on it, and he couldn't understand the meaning after reading it, until he learned from his mind that it was called instant noodles.

From memory, I know that the former owner who ate this food didn't like this food, but he didn't know how to make it, so he changed the flavor of instant noodles in a different way.

Zhuo Xiaonian frowned, and put down the instant noodles again.

Push open the kitchen window to see the busy traffic outside.

It didn't look like he lived in Chang'an at all, and his eyes swept over them one by one.

But Zhuo Xiaonian was startled by the sudden sound of the car horn, and hurried to close the window, the sound was quieter.

His hands were stained with oil from the kitchen, Zhuo Xiaonian tried to turn on the faucet, but no matter how much he scrubbed, he couldn't get it clean.

It was my stomach, which let out a "cuckoo" unwillingly.

A cold male voice came from behind, "Give ~body~body~to~me."

Zhuo Xiaonian twisted his neck with difficulty, and saw a transparent fat man floating in mid-air, in the shape of a ghost seeking his life.

If you put it in the dynasty he was born in, the Sui Dynasty.

That fat man has only one fate...

"Hey, good man, spare your life, good man, spare your life." The fat man hugged his head, squatted on the ground and shouted for mercy.

Encumbered by this body, Zhuo Xiaonian reluctantly stopped, and asked, "Is this body yours?"

The fat man nodded repeatedly, and the fat on his neck kept shaking.

This provoked Zhuo Xiaonian to punch him again.

"I was married to Xu Niang, why did I enter your body overnight?"

When the fat man heard the ghost occupying his body, his eyes were dull and he almost didn't react.

However, I still asked first: "You said getting married?"

Zhuo Xiaonian seemed to want to make a pose, but it was too inconvenient to move his body, so he gave up temporarily. "yes."

The fat man almost jumped and screamed, what is this?It was actually possessed by an old ancient man who could be regarded as an antique.

Zhuo Xiaonian narrowed his eyes, "Do you have something to say?" But there was too much fat on his face, so he couldn't achieve the deterrent effect he wanted.

But, somehow.

The fat man felt a chill all over his body, and hurriedly said. "No, no, I just want... How can I have some food?"

As he spoke, his stomach groaned again.

"Cuckoo~"

Zhuo Xiaonian had no choice but to compromise temporarily, "Eat something first." He said, staring directly at the fat man.

The fat man didn't understand what he meant at first, and wanted to say eat instant noodles, but when he saw Zhuo Xiaonian's eyes, he immediately changed his mind. "Order takeaway, order takeaway, I'll teach you how to use your phone."

Zhuo Xiaonian didn't seem to hear clearly, "Hand...chicken?"

There seems to be some impression in my mind.

The fat man floated over and was about to take the mobile phone, but found that his hand was penetrated, and he wailed. "I want to be like this all my life, how can I play with my girlfriend?"

Zhuo Xiaonian didn't like to hear the fat man crying and howling, so he went directly to kick him.

Fatty suddenly became honest.

Ask Zhuo Xiaonian to pick up the phone, and then talk about how to operate it.

At noon that day, the little brother at the delivery shop received a call, "Order... a hamburger, and then add... a seafood, seafood supreme..."

The little brother couldn't take it anymore, so he directly took over the conversation with this gentle way of ordering foreign goods. "A seafood supreme iron plate, right? Where is your address, I will send it to you as quickly as possible later."

There was silence for a while.

"Bottom area... Unit [-], No. [-]-[-]"

The little brother happily picked up the line, told the address neatly, and waited for the takeaway to be packaged and delivered to someone.

At this time, Zhuo Xiaonian was already looking for money under the fat man's guidance.

In Zhuo Xiaonian's eyes, the pink RMB is really alluring.

"Can this work?"

The fat man nodded with a distressed and pained expression on his face.

When the takeaway person brought the food, Zhuo Xiaonian handed over the ticket with a merciless face.

The little brother who delivered the food was very skilled in delivering the goods and changing the money.

Zhuo Xiaonian, who had never been given change before, was taken aback by the little brother's action.

The little brother also counted carefully, the change just handed over, one piece is quite a lot?

I can only secretly suspect that the person in front of me is a psychopath, right?

Then he left with a standard smile on his face.

Zhuo Xiaonian entered the house with change in one hand and takeaway in the other.

The fat man behind shouted: "The door, close the door quickly."

Zhuo Xiaonian closed it with his foot without paying much attention.

As for this kind of small behavior, Zhuo Xiaonian comforted himself in his heart, people who practice martial arts don't need to care about such small things.

According to the similar method in memory, open the takeaway.

There was a scent coming from inside, and it was still warm to the touch.

Zhuo Xiaonian took a sip and frowned.

After chewing a few times, I finally swallowed it.

"How did you soak the instant noodles just now?"

Fatty, who thought he was going to watch the meal from the sidelines, was brought back to reality by Zhuo Xiaonian's words.

"How do you soak instant noodles? Aren't you eating pizza?"

Looking at Zhuo Xiaonian's incomprehensible eyes, he pointed to the takeaway in front of him.

"It tastes weird."

The fat man almost fell down, and he couldn't care too much about the ancient people, they couldn't eat this new food.

Then, take a deep breath, "At least finish this before going clubbing!"

I don't know why, when I usually look at my fat body, I only feel wretched.But for some reason, there was a sense of murderous aura coming from Zhuo Xiaonian's body.

The fat man didn't even think for a second, and said directly, "I'll take you to make instant noodles."

Now, Zhuo Xiaonian was satisfied.

However, it turns out.

Ancient people had better not have too high expectations for modern things.

So, the first day of time travel.

Zhuo Xiao spent the year on the bed because he was too hungry.

Fortunately, it was Saturday, otherwise the fat man would definitely be marked down by the teacher if he didn't go to class because his dormitory was taken away, and it would be miserable.

One night, Zhuo Xiaonian gradually fell asleep with the sound of his stomach growling.

Before falling asleep, I still want to.

I must get something to eat tomorrow.

The next day, the fat man walked back and forth by the side.

Not because of anything else, but because he was actually hungry as a soul, because he didn't know if it was a good thing or a bad thing, so he decided to discuss it after Zhuo Xiaonian woke up.

So when Zhuo Xiaonian woke up and saw a huge transparent face in front of him, he punched it without thinking.

Qiu Youwei, who wanted to kindly see that he woke up, was not attacked, and "ouch" lay on the bedside for days.

He didn't know what to complain about, whether it was this ancient ghost whose reflexes were too sensitive, or whether his face was really unwelcoming.

Accompanied by Fatty's voice, Zhuo Xiaonian got up slowly, and asked the Fatty who was squatting beside the bed. "what's your name?"

The fat man went through his brain quickly, "Qiu Youwei," he said.

Originally, he didn't intend to tell the truth, but if he didn't tell the truth, it would be even worse if he accidentally revealed his secret.

Unexpectedly, Zhuo Xiaonian still highly appreciated the name Qiu Youwei.

"It's a good name," he said.

Qiu Youwei squatted beside the bed, complaining silently.

He always thought that this name was randomly obtained by his own father.

Now, both of them are up, so it's time to solve what Qiu Youwei wanted to ask before.

According to what Qiu Youwei said, Zhuo Xiaonian reluctantly heated up the pizza and ate it.

However, within a few minutes, Qiu Youwei felt his strength return.

It seems that the degree of weakness of this body is still shared. Why did the good things not come to him, but the bad things happened to him.

Seeing that Chou Youwei was in a daze there, Zhuo Xiaonian didn't bother.

I was thinking about how to go back to Chang'an.

Just like that, Zhuo Xiaonian suddenly asked: "Are there any mages and Taoist priests here?"

Qiu Youwei was taken aback, "There is a temple nearby, but you need to take a bus." After speaking, he realized.

He is going to the temple, so whether it is him or himself is driving him.

"I want to ask the monks here, if they can send me back to Chang'an, I will pay any price." Zhuo Xiaonian's eyes were full of desire to go back.

Although Qiu Youwei wanted to say, this looks very handsome, but if the price you pay is money, I am not the one who pays the money in the end!

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