CEO Observation Diary

Continue to walk to Gu's house, "What do you want to talk about?"

"You've been at Gu's house for a while, and I just want to ask Mr. Gu what's going on with their allergy. You were also in charge of cooking before, so you must know something about it."

"Hey, I've never seen a person with such severe allergies! Besides, the old man is so tempered that he would throw all the food on the floor if he doesn't go well. Who can stand it?" Du Mei sighed, "I'm in the Gu family. I stayed here for almost four months, eating green vegetables almost every day, and that’s all. Although Mr. Gu said that they don’t have to let them eat, but if I really don’t, then the old man will be like eating gunpowder Stare at me. But I’m not going to do it for this sneaky thing, for those thousands of dollars.”

"How many thousand?" Lian Xicheng seemed to have finally grasped a key word.

"That's right, I used to be in Gu's house for a month, Mr. Gu gave me 8000 yuan, but you said that my craftsmanship is not enough to cook a few fixed dishes every day for [-] yuan, right? Auntie, I have a senior chef certificate , I can’t make this money anywhere.” Du Mei paused after finishing speaking, “Actually, eight thousand is not too little, but I don’t want to waste my skills after a long time, so I still want to find someone I can use my strengths. Young man, do you understand what Auntie means?"

"Understood, do you really just make steamed buns and porridge every day?" What Lian Xicheng wanted to know was this.According to what the aunt said, wouldn't he be stared at by the old man if he improved the food? !

"Well, this is the safest way. In fact, I also thought about ordering a special recipe for them at the beginning, but it was too difficult. Once I put a little soy sauce in the dish, but the two were tossing One night. Mr. Gu is fine, he can scratch himself, but the old man is not good at hand, he was so angry that he almost smashed the house."

"..."

"That's why I say you can ask for more blessings. And the two of them... Forget it, you will know later." Du Mei walked two steps quickly as she said, obviously not wanting to say any more.

Lian Xicheng took out the owner's access card that Gu Yunteng had issued before and swiped it at the card reader, and the gate of Longteng Huayuan gradually opened.He went to Gu's house with Du Mei, but Gu Yunteng, who was smoking outside the door, was taken aback for a moment.

"Mr. Gu, I'm here to get my reading glasses, is it convenient for you?" Du Mei spoke first, looking anxious.

Gu Yunteng nodded, his eyes stayed on Lian Xicheng, and he asked after Du Mei entered the room, "Have you gone to find her?"

"No, I just met by chance on the road." Lian Xicheng didn't rush in, and asked casually, "Have you eaten?"

"En." Gu Yunteng waved his hand, "If you haven't eaten, hurry up and eat. I will help the old man take a bath later, so you help me."

Lian Xicheng said hello and went into the kitchen to make something for himself.He found a few flower rolls in the steamer and some porridge in the soup pot.Although he had eaten porridge and pasta for many days, he ate them all out of the desire not to waste food.

Later, Gu Yunteng really gave the old man a bath.The so-called helping hands was nothing more than asking the old man to clean up the bathroom after he finished washing. Lian Xicheng was done with his work soon.

The next day, Lian Xicheng woke up early and made breakfast.Very conservative, or porridge and pasta.But because it was the weekend, no one came out of Gu Yunteng's room.

Lian Xicheng was a little hungry, so he took a steamed bun and gnawed it in his hand, wondering why Gu Yunteng was willing to offer him 3 yuan.It is absolute to say that the Gu family is rich, but no matter how rich they are, there is no need to spend so much money to hire a nanny, right?And obviously those people didn't give so much before.

Just as he was thinking, Gu Yunteng came out, but he didn't come out from his own room, but from the old man's room.

Lian Xicheng was taken aback for a moment, because Gu Yunteng's bleary-eyed look obviously meant that he had slept in Gu Mingfei's room last night.But... isn't this strange? !Two old men, and if he remembered correctly, there was only one bed in Gu Mingfei's room.

Is this what Du Mei hesitated to say before? !

"Morning, Mr. Gu..."

"Morning, is there any water? Bring me a glass." Gu Yunteng sat on a chair in the dining room and squeezed his cervical spine.

Lian Xicheng poured a glass of water and put it on the table, Gu Yunteng picked it up and took a long sip before asking, "What time does it start?"

"A little after four o'clock." When I was on the construction site, I basically woke up at this time, and I was used to it.

"It's really early enough." Gu Yunteng drank the water and smoked a cigarette, then went back to his room.It's just that he came out again after a while, and the previous sapphire blue plaid pajamas were replaced by sportswear, apparently to go out for activities.

Lian Xicheng didn't think much about it, and continued to write and draw in his notepad after eating the last bite of steamed buns.No matter what, let's try to see it first, if it doesn't work, he can go back to the construction site at most, but since he has the money now, he has to be worthy of the value of the money.

Although he dare not say that he can do better than others, at least he has to try hard.His grandma was not a talkative person during his lifetime, but he often told him that people live worthy of their own conscience, because only by worthy of their own conscience can they live more comfortably.Whether that's the case is up for debate, but he's used to it.

"Lian Xicheng!" Gu Yunteng suddenly shouted outside.

"Coming!" Lian Xicheng hurriedly ran out, thinking that something serious had happened, but when he saw what Gu Yunteng had done, he was speechless.

"Come on, let's play for a while." Gu Yunteng got a badminton from somewhere, and was holding two rackets in one hand, thinking about a badminton. "I just bought it a few days ago, let me try it."

"..."

"Hurry up, why are you still in a daze? After a while, the old man won't be able to play when he wakes up." Gu Yunteng handed a racket to Lian Xicheng with a cigarette in his mouth, and said vaguely: "If you win, you will be allowed to play today." You go out to have a good meal, and I'll pay for it."

"It's fine if it's delicious. If I win, just tell me the WIFI password." Lian Xicheng took the racket and stood far away.

It's only 05:30 now, and there will be about an hour and a half before old man Gu wakes up.Although he doesn't play badminton very often, he has never been too bad at sports, so he doesn't necessarily lose.And Gu Yunteng also said, the newly bought one may not have been played often before.

Sure enough, within a few rounds, Gu Yunteng exploded, staring and yelling: "You kid is playing badminton at the construction site!"

Lian Xicheng: "Isn't there still sixteen?"

Gu Yunteng extinguished the cigarette in the windproof ashtray he brought out, "Come again!"

Lian Xicheng served and scored directly.

Lian Xicheng received the ball and scored again.

Lian Xicheng caught the ball and hit it out of Gu Yunteng's reach.

Gu Yunteng: "..."

Lian Xicheng: "..."

Gu Yunteng threw the racket onto the lawn with a snap, "No more playing!"

Lian Xicheng silently picked up the rackets and balls, took them back to the room, wiped them clean and put them away.There was dew on the lawn in the morning, and the racket was wet after being thrown like this.

Gu Yunteng washed his face, sat down on the sofa angrily, and watched the morning news.

After a while, when the morning news was over, Gu Yunteng went to the kitchen and said, "Password: Anyone who steals my WIFI will die!"

Lian Xicheng: "..."

Gu Yunteng: "Pinyin."

Lian Xicheng: "..."

Later, Lian Xicheng took the time to try it, and found that the password was actually real, and he really knelt down to Mr. Gu!

When Gu Yunteng went out during the day, Lian Xicheng didn't know what he was going to do, and he didn't think it was something he should ask.He just carefully washed and dried the clothes that the old man and Gu Yunteng changed yesterday in the washing machine, and then wiped the floor of the house carefully.

As for the food, there are still steamed buns, steamed rolls, porridge, and simple mixed vegetables.

And in a club dozens of miles away, Gu Yunteng got a membership card and bared his white teeth, secretly vowing to practice badminton well!

He doesn't mind losing to migrant workers or something!He just wants to exercise!already!

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☆, old popsicles with love

A few days later, Lian Xicheng found that Gu Yunteng's playing skills had changed considerably.In the first few days, it can be said that he won without any suspense.After the WIFI password, he even won back the right to read books in the study room, but gradually, the situation changed, and he actually lost several rounds.But when I think about it carefully, Gu Yunteng doesn't seem to have practiced much, just playing with him every morning from [-]:[-] to [-]:[-].

Is it really a matter of talent?

Lian Xicheng was depressed, but he didn't know that someone went to the club after get off work every day, and even found a special training coach for himself, euphemistically saying: Work overtime for health!

Gu Yunteng is actually not that stingy, it's just that he hasn't tried the feeling of failure for a long time, so he can't accept it for a while.

Ever since he started to stand alone, he has been very strict with himself. Except for his father's care, he has never encountered any difficulties, so losing to Lian Xicheng is simply unforgivable. Black history!

However, after getting along with each other these days, Gu Yunteng also gradually discovered some problems.For example, Lian Xicheng was different from what he thought.In terms of personality alone, there is not much difference. Lian Xicheng is indeed a kind and healthy person.But when it comes to some details, such as knowledge, self-cultivation and so on, he feels that Lian Xicheng surprised him.

This is not a professional prejudice, but generally speaking, the people who work on the construction site are more or less rough and have a carefree personality, and some may even have poor quality.But Lian Xicheng was not.Under his tough appearance, there is definitely a delicate heart hidden, and he is always very patient, especially with the elders.

Gu Yunteng swears that Gu Mingfei is also his father. If it weren't for his father, he would have quit the job long ago, and he has never seen his father so difficult to serve.But Lian Xicheng was able to subdue his father's Mao Shun who had blown him up, and even had a pleasant face every day.If it wasn't for the surveillance video showing that Lian Xicheng's attitude has always been very good, Gu Yunteng couldn't help suspecting that Lian Xicheng gave his father the ecstasy.

"Compare your heart to your heart, everyone will grow old one day." After Lian Xicheng said, he put the washed spinach into the juicer and squeezed it into spinach pulp, which was then used for kneading noodles.He bought a hand-operated noodle machine yesterday, and he wants to try making spinach noodles to see if it works.When I bought the noodle machine, there were a few recipes that he thought he could try, and one of them was spinach noodles.

"Everyone knows that they will grow old one day, but it doesn't mean that everyone will respect the elderly because of this." Gu Yunteng watched Lian Xicheng skillfully knead the noodles from the kitchen cabinet, "Have you made this kind of noodles before? "

"No."

"Then how do you know how to knead dough?"

"...I made dumplings for Chinese New Year before." In fact, what Lian Xicheng wanted to say was that everyone knows how to knead dough, right? !But I always feel that it may be dangerous to say so.Don't ask him why, he just thinks so.

"Dumplings are a good thing, but I haven't eaten them for some years. When my mother was here, I made them with spinach stuffing or cabbage for me and my dad. Although they can't compare with the ones sold, but I and I Dad still loves it."

"It seems that Mrs. Gu has a good handiwork."

"That's right." Gu Yunteng smiled proudly, "It's just a pity that I met my father with such a wonderful allergy, and he gave birth to such a small allergy like me. It's really unlucky."

"..."

Gu Yunteng poured himself a cup of fruit tea, smacked his lips after taking a sip, and said, "This tastes good, let's make some more when you have time."

Lian Xicheng said "En" and continued to meet with each other.He made the tea with apples and rock sugar. It was sweet and sour, and tasted really good. He also liked to drink it himself, and it was much more reliable than those messy drinks sold outside. It was just like the dough in his hand. Hand made.

Speaking of which, how to eat the spinach noodles is really a problem.The side dishes used are too little, too little, too little.

Maybe we should change the lottery when we play again?

"Mr. Gu, if you lose in the game tomorrow, how about we try a new dish?"

"Try a new dish?"

"Yes, try one or two things a week, or you can't justify eating green vegetables all the time. To be honest, you and the old man won't live on eating green vegetables all the time, right?" The point is that he is really getting tired of eating vegetables recently. , he suddenly understood Du Mei.

"It's about the same. In fact, the Gu family had no money in the early years. You may not believe it, but when my family was the poorest, I really couldn't even eat."

"Ah? But isn't it rumored that you are a graduate student of University B? You were born with a golden spoon in your mouth."

"Golden spoon for bullshit, I'm a mud-legged person. How many of you are highly educated in real estate? They're all gold-plated, but it's just nice to say."

"..."

"Disillusioned, right? So at that time, it didn't matter whether you ate well or not, as long as you could fill your stomach. Later, you got money, but you got used to a simple life. And the key is that you don't know the extent of our allergies." As Gu Yunteng said, he put the rubber gloves that Lian Xicheng bought for himself on his arms, and it took only 2 minutes, and when he took them off again, Gu Yunteng's arms turned red a lot!

Lian Xicheng was speechless, this is really a bit...

Gu Yunteng himself was obviously a little weak, so he went upstairs with the fruit teapot.The kitchen is definitely not in harmony with his aura.He didn't expect to eat anything good in his life.

Lian Xicheng glanced at the rubber gloves thrown aside by Gu Yunteng, and continued to make dough.It just seemed a little more absent-minded than before.

Pingping has mud legs, this is the difference...

Sure enough, there is such a thing as talent.

By the way, should he boil the spinach noodles with plain water or steam them with plain water...

At noon, the old man was really shocked when he saw the noodles made by Lian Xicheng. He hadn't seen anyone make green noodles yet!Is this something to eat?

Lian Xicheng was also very entangled at the time, but after thinking about it, he made fried noodles.Put some corn germ oil, then put some shredded cabbage, corn kernels, potato chips, add some salt and sugar and fry like this.Needless to say, it is absolutely incomparable with those fried noodles sold outside, but this all surprised Mr. Gu.

"Uncle Gu, try it, I didn't put anything special." Lian Xicheng rolled some up with a fork and handed it to Gu Mingfei's mouth. Gu Mingfei looked at his son who was eating enthusiastically, and finally ate it in one stutter.

The taste is not bad.

In fact, I used to eat noodles at home in soup with some green vegetables in it. I have never tried something like this.

Gu Mingfei ate quite vigorously. Seeing that he was almost finished eating, Lian Xicheng gave him some more, and continued to feed him, then heard Gu Yunteng say, "If you have nothing to do in the afternoon, you can take my dad out for a stroll. Isn't there an ecological park in the south of the community?" Is it? I heard that the peonies are blooming well now."

Gu Yunteng had to go to work in the afternoon, so he didn't stay long after eating the noodles, so he left after saying this.

Even Xicheng didn't think much about it, thinking that since Gu Yunteng said so, then Gu Mingfei should not be allergic to pollen, but after packing up and pushing the wheelchair to the ecological park, the old man started sneezing violently before he entered the gate , Just like someone stimulated his nose with a shaggy dog, one after another.There was no way, Lian Xicheng could only resell the tickets to other tourists at a low price, and then took the old man to change places.

It was a coincidence that there is a science and technology city going west from the ecological park. Today, there is an event, and the entrance is full of major brand sellers. Although it is not the weekend, there are many people shopping there.

On the road opposite Lian Xicheng Station Science and Technology City, he was hesitant to go, but was attracted by an advertisement.That is an IPAD advertisement, not by the manufacturer, but by the seller.

The catchphrase is: just one touch, enjoy non-stop entertainment!Just swipe and watch the world at home!

As for the latter, Lian Xicheng, who buys an IPAD and gets a free internet card and memory card, can't take it anymore, because now his mind is full of light touches, and entertainment is endless!

The focus is not on entertainment, but on light touch.

It's not that he never thought of letting Mr. Gu use his mobile phone to express some of his thoughts, but the mobile phone is a bit small after all, and Mr. Gu's fingers are relatively thick, so it is difficult to accurately place on a certain word or even a certain picture.But changing to an IPAD is different. It's so big, the old man can click it and try it out to see the effect.

Lian Xicheng has always been quick to do things, and this time is no exception.Almost as soon as he had an idea in his heart, he immediately started to act. He pushed Mr. Gu to the shop selling IPADs, paid with his own bank card, took a top-end model, and asked the staff to activate it for him. .

More than 3000 yuan, I feel a little distressed, but when I think of watching videos related to sand painting tutorials, the pain is slowly replaced by expectations.

The old man didn't know what happened, but he liked such a lively place, but he felt a little sympathetic to Lian Xicheng, because the distance to Longteng Huayuan from here was not too short.It's such a hot day, the boy is sweating profusely, and he is probably very tired.Even if you have a wheelchair, it takes effort to push it, right?He knows how much he has.It turned out that those people would never push him out for such a long walk.If the phrase is commonly used by young people nowadays, it will really make you tired.

"Uncle Gu, shall we have cold noodle soup tonight? It's so hot today!" Lian Xicheng put all the IPAD and some gifts into the storage basket behind the wheelchair, and pushed Gu Ming to Longteng Huayuan.

Gu Mingfei nodded, it seems that he thinks this idea is good.

Lian Xicheng crossed the road, only to hear the hawking around him getting quieter.At this time, the peddler who sold ice cream and drinks not far away said, "Young man, buy two ice creams and eat them. It's so hot today."

Lian Xicheng really wanted to say yes!But when he thought that Gu Mingfei couldn't eat, he could only pretend he didn't hear it.However, he pretended not to hear, but Gu Mingfei didn't pretend, he just stretched out his trembling hand, and gestured "enen" a few times.

"Uncle Gu, do you want to eat ice cream?" Lian Xicheng thought for a while, it seems that you can't, right?Allergies to milk and additives or something...

Gu Mingfei didn't care so much, he tossed in his pocket for a while with shaking hands, and took out a wallet.It contained money and Gu Yunteng's contact information.

Lian Xicheng saw that the preparations were complete enough!He didn't even know that the old man brought these with him when he went out.

Just as he was about to say something, Gu Mingfei had already handed over the money to the peddler, and it took a lot of effort.

Lian Xicheng silently chose two ice creams, the one without milk.Unfortunately, it was the cheapest one.So the peddler couldn't stand it, and persuaded him earnestly: "Young man, how can the elderly eat this kind of ice cream? How hard is it? It's better to replace it with milk. Don't be reluctant to part with the two dollars."

"Thank you, but my uncle is allergic and can't breastfeed." Lian Xicheng took the money and put it in his bag, then put it in Gu Mingfei's pocket and put it away, then opened the wrapping paper one by one.

The old man didn't eat, he pointed to Lian Xicheng's mouth, and Lian Xicheng immediately understood.So under the envious and jealous eyes of the old man, Lian Xicheng ate two old popsicles by himself.

The author has something to say: This chapter is a bit too much~~~~

No one is watching, cheering for yourself.

Although I have no talent, I hope that my hard work is worthy of my time and energy.

☆、God-like old lady

The newly bought IPAD is very easy to use, and Lian Xicheng started tinkering after helping the old man to bed to rest.He found many pictures of Chinese characters on the Internet, first of all common feelings, such as pain, itching, irritation, heat, cold and so on.Then he began to make secondary classifications. For example, under the category of "pain", there are headaches, face pains, eye pains, hand pains, etc. He found out and sorted out all kinds of pains he could think of.So that the old man can express his thoughts in the shortest time.

He felt that this method was so perfect that it was impeccable!

However, when Gu Yunteng appeared, he poured a basin of ice water on him, extinguishing his enthusiasm directly.Gu Yunteng said: "You overestimate the old man, he can't read so many words now." It turned out that his father didn't know many words, and now his health is not good, and he doesn't always touch these things, which is even worse than before. up.

Lian Xicheng: "... Then I'll look for pictures."

Gu Yunteng didn't object, so Lian Xicheng began to search for pictures on the Internet again, but he couldn't find the effect he wanted, so he used sand paintings to draw pictures by himself.Eat, go to the bathroom, eat something, or watch TV, etc., anyway, Lian Xi found out everything he could think of.

It wouldn't take too long to do these things, and he really saved a lot of things after being busy for nearly two hours.

During this period, Gu Yunteng was busy in the study, and even Xicheng didn't ask him if he wanted dinner.When Gu Yunteng came back, his face was gloomy and he smelled of alcohol. It seemed that he had been drunk, so it was obviously not suitable to disturb him at this time.

However, Lian Xicheng had such an idea, but Gu Yunteng did not.After sitting in the study for a while, unable to calm down and work, he came out with his laptop.He asked Lian Xicheng, "Is there anything interesting?"

"Fun?" Lian Xicheng pondered for a moment, then shook his head, "No."

"Then tell some jokes." Gu Yunteng snapped his notebook shut as he said, the air pressure around his body was so low that it could blow people off.But Lian Xicheng still shook his head and said, "Not at all." A bunch of old men at the construction site gathered together and told dirty jokes, so can he tell Gu Yunteng?

"Why are you so boring!" Gu Yunteng glared at Lian Xicheng angrily, and suddenly got up and walked back and forth, like an ant on a hot pot. Anxious, like a small animal that senses the approach of an earthquake.

Lian Xicheng observed secretly for a while, and finally came to a conclusion, "Mr. Gu, are you allergic again?"

Gu Yunteng stopped in his tracks, and sat back on his chair a little discouraged, "It's better not to eat a bite when I have dinner with my partner at night."

"Then are you very itchy now?" From the outside, you can't see any changes on the skin, it's not like the skin turned red immediately when he urinated on him that time, and it doesn't react as much as wearing rubber gloves.If it wasn't because Gu Yunteng was so irritable right now, he wouldn't even be able to tell if he was allergic, because he hadn't seen him scratch from the beginning to the end.

"Well, it's so itchy." Gu Yunteng stood up again as he spoke, putting his hands in his pockets and clenched into fists.Lian Xicheng could even see the bulging ends of his trousers.

"Actually..." Lian Xicheng stroked his chin, "Mr. Gu, I have a curious question."

"what?"

"Aren't you allergic to condoms? Isn't that also made of rubber?" Natural latex or something, isn't it also rubber?

Gu Yunteng listened for a while without opening his mouth, squinted his eyes at Lian Xicheng for a while, and then sneered and said, "Silly, isn't it just a matter of minutes for me to want a clean woman?" After speaking, he picked up his notebook and left without warning. When entering the bedroom, the door was slammed loudly.

Lian Xicheng looked at the door thoughtfully.

Could it be that he guessed right?This reaction is obviously the feeling of being stepped on a painful foot.

But in the room, Gu Yunteng opened the drawer of the bedside table, and saw a pile of condoms of various colors inside, all of which were brand new and unopened, at least thirty boxes.Next to these are several different styles of boxes.The outside of the box is full of foreign language, and no matter what is inside, it can be seen from the outer packaging that it is a high-quality product.If you look carefully, you will find that the production dates of these things range from five or six years ago to nearly one or two years.

Gu Yunteng took out all these boxes and placed them on the bed to look at them for a while, then grabbed the trash can and threw them all in, until the trash can couldn't fit in the end, he opened the door and shouted: "Lian Xicheng, is there any trash at home?" Black trash bags?!"

"Yes!" Lian Xicheng went to the kitchen to draw two and handed them to Gu Yunteng, but he didn't know what he was trying to pretend.

Gu Yunteng closed the door tightly, directly put the original garbage bag together with the garbage into the black garbage bag, and then threw the ones that were not stuffed in before, and sealed it!

After finishing this, he glanced at the condoms lying quietly in several rows, hesitated for a while between giving it to Lian Xicheng or not, and finally closed the drawer directly.He thought it would be better not to give it away, lest the brat guess something messy and upset him again!

At 09:30 in the evening, Lian Xicheng took a shower and went to bed. The next morning, he woke up at four o'clock as usual.

As soon as the sun was shining, he cleaned up everything he could, and then took out all the garbage bags and threw them away.

The public trash can is about 30 meters away from the Gu family's villa. He throws out the trash once a day so he is very familiar with it.But today, he couldn't help but stop for a while, because there was clearly a big black bag in the blue tube.The bag was exactly the same as what Gu used, it seemed to be the one that was taken out of his hand last night.

Unexpectedly, Lian Xicheng stared at it for a while, and then, taking advantage of the fact that there was no one there early in the morning, he broke a small wooden stick not far away like a thief and pierced the black bag.

What catches the eye are several high-quality boxes.There were wooden ones, paper ones, and even one wrapped in linen.He couldn't understand any of the Martian text on the box, and he couldn't tell what it was just from the outer packaging.

Curiosity killed the cat, but is a person normal without curiosity?With this in mind, Lian Xicheng used a small wooden stick to pull open the lid of the wooden box a few times.Because this one is easier to open than the paper one.And with such an action, the things inside are placed in front of the eyes.

Lian Xicheng looked at it for a long time, and felt that it looked very similar to something he had seen on the sex toy website before, but he was not sure.At this time, an old lady came by and said, "Eh? This is not a flashlight? What's going on with the young people nowadays? It's so hot that the new ones are old! It's a waste of money!" She picked up the things with a heartbroken face. When he got up, he asked Lian Xicheng, "Young man, isn't this you cute?"

"No..." Lian Xicheng replied reflexively, and said kindly: "But ma'am, it doesn't seem to be a flashlight, you should throw it away."

"Tch, it's not you, how do you know it's not a flashlight?" The old lady looked at Lian Xicheng like a thief, and then took out the whole black garbage bag with a godlike speed that she absolutely shouldn't have at her age After carrying him away, Lian Xicheng stood there with his mouth wide open for a long time, and there was an idea in his mind: Isn't this a rich area?This old lady...

"Where did you go?" Gu Yunteng was waiting in the yard with a badminton racket, and asked when Lian Xicheng came back.

"Go throw out the trash." Lian Xicheng took the racket from Gu Yunteng's hand, "An old lady said she picked up a flashlight."

Gu Yunteng: "..."

Lian Xicheng held back his smile, and stood in his position to catch the ball.

Gu Yunteng secretly cursed something!Then he hit the ball, but it was far from his usual level.

Lian Xicheng knew right away that the thing must have been thrown by Gu Yunteng.However, the allergy incident last night had just subsided, so he didn't dare to laugh at Gu Yunteng's second kicker at this time, otherwise he would really die.

However, the matter did not end there.That night, Gu Yunteng had just returned from get off work and washed his hands when he heard the doorbell ring.Because Lian Xicheng was preparing dinner, he opened the door without thinking much.

Outside the door was an old lady who looked to be in her 70s, her white hair neatly coiled behind her head, revealing the creases on her face.The cloudy eyes were filled with anger for some reason.Seeing Gu Yunteng come out, she threw the things in her hand on his face and cursed: "Smelly shameless bastard!"

That thing hit Gu Yunteng's face and fell to the ground, but what is it if it's not a masturbation cup that looks like a flashlight?

Gu Yunteng's entire face was suddenly darker than bamboo charcoal, but he managed to hold back his temper and asked calmly, "Old lady, did you recognize the wrong family?"

"I didn't mistake the door! This thing was thrown from your house! I saw that young man enter the old yard!" The old lady pointed at Gu Yunteng like a teapot, spraying Gu Yunteng all over with saliva.It's definitely thanks to the height difference that I didn't spray my face.

Gu Yunteng felt his temples throbbing, "Since it's thrown away, it's unnecessary. You came here with my unwanted garbage and scolded me for being shameless?"

The old lady has come around the corner, yes, she picked it up from the trash can, so why come here to scold people?But the old lady wanted to save face very much, so she put on her hips and acted like a shrew, "What are you talking about? You have no reason to throw these things away? That trash can is not on top of your house! Why are you throwing away these immoral things! "Causing her to go home to be ridiculed by her daughter-in-law, and her son said she was ashamed, and sent him back to the countryside!

"Hey, isn't this the lady who picked up the 'flashlight' early in the morning?" Lian Xicheng walked out with a smile.Originally, he was going to ask Gu Yunteng to eat after cooking, but he went out and opened the door and didn't go back to the house, so he came to see what was going on.It's okay if you don't look at it, it's really eye-opening, this old lady is really amazing, how dare she come to challenge her with these things? !Shouldn't it be silently thrown back into the trash can...

"Fuck your grandma's flashlight!" Seeing Lian Xicheng, the old lady felt even more angry, and decided that he threw this thing, or why did he say that these were not flashlights?Then he yelled: "You guys are bastards, if you don't have a wife, you'll get fake ass hair-chun, be careful of rotten children and grandchildren!"

fake ass...

fake ass...

fake ass...

Lian Xicheng glanced at Gu Yunteng strangely, thinking that even if Gu Yunteng didn't drive the old lady out, he would at least yell at her, but Gu Yunteng glanced at the things on the ground and said very calmly: "Lian Xicheng, take the old lady out!" Pick up these things and throw them away, if she makes a fuss again, call the security and say that she went to the community to sell flashlights."

Lian Xicheng: "..."

The author has something to say: ahahaha, I feel that it is more loving to switch to a dialect~

☆, the angry Mr. Gu

For several days in a row, Gu Yunteng's mood fell to the bottom.At first, Lian Xicheng thought it was the "flashlight" old lady who spoke a lot of dialect, but later found out that it was not.At least not quite.If Gu Yunteng was really so stingy, it would be impossible for him to have the achievements he has today. In other words, a person of his status would never be awkward for several days because of a few unpleasant words from a 80-[-]-year-old lady. .

Originally Gu Yunteng was in a bad mood, it was not Lian Xicheng's concern, and he didn't have to worry about it, the problem was that President Gu was in a bad mood, the old man was in a bad mood, and Lian Xicheng was the one who was in a bad mood. .

Since getting up early in the morning, the old man has made Lian Xicheng turn around, letting him do one thing and another, making Lian Xicheng want to hide the IPAD or better never buy it!Because the old man is relying on this to command him.Now he understands what it means to lift a rock to shoot himself in the foot, because the pictures and words there are all put in by him, who is owed, and what he got in return is Gu Yunteng's ambiguous smile, and the old man's endless demands .

"Mr. Gu, I think we need to talk about this." It was another morning, Lian Xicheng had just finished playing badminton with Gu Yunteng, and finally couldn't help but speak out.It's really that Mr. Gu's new request is too weird, he really can't do anything about it!

"What are you talking about?" The two sat down on the rattan chair in the yard. Gu Yunteng took out two cigarettes and handed one to Lian Xicheng. sexy.

Lian Xicheng took the cigarette with one hand, took out the lighter from his pants pocket with the other hand, and lit it for Gu Yunteng first. When Gu Yunteng leaned over to point the cigarette at the flame, he couldn't help but look at him twice, and then said: " Father let me find a way