Help, I accidentally picked up the beast

I don't know if it has something to do with the strong wind in the middle of the night, but today's weather is exceptionally clear, and the warm sun shines lazily on the young man's eyes.

Hua Ci Ge You lay leaning against Mi Xiaoxiao's arms, pausing and pausing as he walked, the light also fluctuated up and down.

His fair face was like the moonlight from last night, and the light folds on his eyelids were like peach petals. It must be said that this mortal's appearance was quite seductive.

Huaci began to comment, and her black eyes stared at the blunt head and tail of the other party's eyes, scanning continuously, as if it were an intelligent scanner.

This kind of standard almond eyes is not uncommon, but embedded in this face, it feels unique.

Huaci turned her head lightly, and said in her heart that she was slightly inferior to this gentleman in appearance.

He was completely unaware of this subtle change in himself, he had been with Lan Fu for a hundred years, and he didn't even know about the other person's single eyelids and double eyelids, so why should he respectfully compare his appearance with others.

Mi Xiaoxiao walked out of the gate of the funeral parlor, headed all the way south, and followed the navigation to the medical examination center.

Fangtuo's noise came from the Bluetooth headset, and he complained, "Tsk! Isn't it past Zhongyuan? Why are you still in the sun? You don't look white in the first place."

"Didn't you take a taxi?" Mi Xiaoxiao asked casually.

Both of them were not far from the medical examination center, and they happened to set off at the same time.

Mi Xiaoxiao just made a detailed comparison. Going to the hospital for the entry physical examination requires a long queue and the cost is high. The medical examination center is professional and provides one-stop service, as well as free yogurt and small oranges, which is much more cost-effective.

Mi Xiaoxiao walked faster, probably feeling hot on the back from the sun.

Fang Tuo wore a flower umbrella, stepped on beautiful little leather shoes, and was pulled by a boneless old ox. "It's only a few hundred meters in total. You have to pay a starting price for a taxi. It's too bad."

"Take your time, I'm not in a hurry."

Mi Xiaoxiao went downstairs first, turned around and saw a group of old men surrounded by the shade of the trees, "horses walking in the sun, elephants walking in the fields" were having fun, and smiled and went over to watch the fun.

Mi Xiaoxiao flashed behind the old man holding Huaci, watching chess boredly, glanced back and forth with mixed eyebrows and eyes, and saw an electric car parked under another tree, with bundles of green leaves tied on the back seat The dishes, the car body is dirty and broken.

Just when he was about to retract his eyes, he heard the old man who was playing chess look up at the old man opposite, baring his teeth and saying: "Old Li, if you don't go back, your food will be withered."

Seeing that he was about to win, Mr. Li knew that the opponent wanted to play tricks, so he shook his head triumphantly, "Whatever it is, I like to eat scallions, General!"

The chess pieces fell with a resounding sound.

Mi Xiaoxiao saw the broken car being pushed away by a man. He thought it was the owner of the car, but after hearing it, it seemed that the car belonged to this old man.

Unable to hold back, he kindly reminded: "Uncle Li, your electric car—"

Old Li didn't raise his eyelids when he heard the sound, he took Mi Xiaoxiao as one of the old man's gang for granted, and his tone was full of displeasure, "Don't make noise, don't you know the rules of watching chess without talking?" After finishing speaking, Yoyo Holding the chess pieces, he continued to be proud, "Besides, is this called a rook? In chess, this is called a rook (jū)!"

Seeing this, Hua Ci frowned lightly.

Mi Xiaoxiao leisurely squeezed the Huaci jade hoof, it was soft and fluffy, it felt like a frozen strawberry Daifuku, with a bit of icy coolness.

Mi Xiaoxiao held up the jade hoof of Huaci and smiled to remind him, "Oh, then someone rode away your electric car (jū)."

"Hey, I said you kid—"

Old Litou won the chess game, got up and stared at him, and saw that there was nothing under the tree!

Not to mention that this time he couldn't even eat the sluggish vegetables, and there was a possibility that his wife would dip his whip in cold water. Old Li was so sad, and he rushed out like a sprinter.

Huaci's black eyes looked at Mi Xiaoxiao, not knowing what emotion it was.

After Mi Xiaoxiao watched the excitement, Fang Tuo also walked over in small leather shoes, a floral shirt and leggings, and spent autumn and summer with Mi Xiaoxiao.

"Hey, what are you holding?" Fang Tuo pressed down his sunglasses, revealing a pair of delicate eyebrows and eyes, staring at Hua Ci.

Mi Xiaoxiao felt that the hair in his arms seemed to be standing up, so he pressed down quickly, stroked the jade hoof to smooth the hair, comforted him, and left under the tree with Fang Tuo side by side, correcting him: "What is a thing, it is not a thing. "

Flower Ci: ...

Fang Tuo pushed back the sunglasses and smiled, "Then what is it?"

Mi Xiaoxiao corrected again, "It's not a thing either."

Feeling that Hua Ci's hair is getting more and more explosive, he wakes up in a daze, stamps his feet, and corrects it for the third time, "This is my mount. I picked it up in Yueban Town. Isn't it beautiful? I named it Zhonghua Tianyuan Sheep!"

Fang Tuo raised his mouth and shouted exaggeratedly, "unbelievable, where did you see that it looks like a sheep?"

Mi Xiaoxiao was stunned for a moment, then replied with a guilty conscience, "Isn't it a sheep? Look at the horns, hooves and tail of the sheep, how cute and fluffy they are."

She flicked him with her tail angrily, but Mi Xiaoxiao skillfully grabbed him and carried him into his pocket.

Fang Tuo straightened his lips, and tilted the edge of the umbrella towards Mi Xiaoxiao to ensure that neither of them could get sunlight, and then said: "The horns of sheep are curved, like bananas, and this one has branches. It's like a tree branch, not like it."

After finishing speaking, I would like to comment on the "sheep's hoof" and "sheep's tail", but I can't see what is wrong.

Mi Xiaoxiao had already walked downstairs, and when he saw Fangtuo putting away his umbrella, he murmured, "Why does it always feel like I've seen it somewhere..."

Although Fangtuo opened a pet shop, it only sold cat and dog toys, cat food and dog food, and gave cats and dogs a spa.

Huaci was very annoyed by the two people talking about him unscrupulously, so he came to the world for a while, and saw everything he hadn't met before in the past few days.

It turns out that ordinary people know nothing about Bai Ze Shengjun.

It turns out that mortals are not as obedient as his subordinates.

Hua Ci An Niefang took a look, and attributed all the depression just now to this mediocre mortal who was flamboyant, and thought, after he died, he must be punished.

As for Mi Xiaoxiao, let's remember it first.

Fang Tuo didn't know that he had been booked for the "oil pot project", took out a tissue to cover his mouth and nose, sat down in the waiting area with a look of disgust, and said sullenly: "Xiao'er, just call me if you need me, I'll rest first After a while, the smell of this disinfectant overwhelms the smell of my perfume, it's too bad!"

After Mi Xiaoxiao paid the fee, she glanced at the checklist. In addition to height and weight, blood pressure and blood sugar, it seems that a few films need to be taken. It may be too late after the round.

He was about to hand the Hua Ci to Fang Tuo to look at for a while, when he stretched out his hand, Hua Ci and Fang Tuo moved back at the same time, as if magnets were repelling each other.

"Why don't you lie on the chair and sleep for a while?" Mi Xiaoxiao discussed as if coaxing a child.

Hua Ci hesitated for a moment, then reluctantly walked to the chair, the chair was next to Fang Tuo, Hua Ci turned away, leaving Fang Tuo with a cold and desolate back.

Mi Xiaoxiao was worried, and the other party Tuoqian reminded him, "When it's noon, you can buy some dumplings and wontons for it. It's fine if you don't eat it. It has to eat on time."

Fang Tuo: "..." This friend should stop doing it.

Mi Xiaoxiao walked into the consultation room step by step, turning her head back and forth, and put down the Huaci side, so that she had time to think about her own affairs.

I don't know if it's because of nervousness or something, seeing this dazzling white coat, Mi Xiaoxiao felt a little dizzy again, intermittently, as if something was rapidly draining from his body, feeling uncomfortable.

The doctor looked at him in his 30s, and after doing a routine examination for him, he asked with concern, "Have you ever had anemia before? Why is his face so pale?"

"Naturally." Mi Xiaoxiao didn't pay attention, and said perfunctorily.

"I'll take your blood pressure, you sit down." The doctor fetched the electronic sphygmomanometer, waited for Mi Xiaoxiao to roll up one sleeve, and quickly put on the armband.

With the sound of "woo hoo", the armband tightened and tightened, and after reaching the limit, it began to loosen slowly.

The value on the screen decreased with the looseness of the armband. Mi Xiaoxiao and the doctor looked at it with their probes, and the number jumped up and down. When the result was about to come out, an "ERROR" reminder was displayed.

"Huh?" The doctor was suspicious for a moment, but this happened occasionally, so he measured it again.

After five consecutive "ERROR"s, the doctor was confused.

Thinking of the vertigo last night, Mi Xiaoxiao also became afraid, his buttocks began to sit still, and his expression gradually became unnatural. After a while, the doctor won't tell him "you can eat whatever you want", right? ? !

The more Mi Xiaoxiao was afraid, the paler his face would be. He spoke weakly, and asked in a raving voice: "I can't be... a man without blood pressure?"

The doctor's eyebrows twitched, and he immediately took out the mechanical sphygmomanometer from the cabinet, ready to take a manual measurement, and comforted Mi Xiaoxiao, "It's also possible that the instrument is broken, and the manual measurement is reliable. Let's do it again."

"...OK!" Mi Xiaoxiao became even more nervous.

The doctor put on the stethoscope, fixed his eyes on the small column of mercury, squeezed the ball several times, and began to deflate slowly.

For a long time, there was a strange silence in his ears. From the beginning to the end, he didn't hear the two "booms" that should be due to the high pressure and low pressure.

Going back and forth several times, the mercury column was lowered and raised, raised and lowered again, Mi Xiaoxiao waited impatiently, and asked urgently: "Doctor, how is the artificial result?"

The doctor was sweating, and suggested: "Why don't you go to a big hospital to check?"

It's impossible for all the instruments to be broken, right?

Where is Mi Xiaoxiao free to go to the big hospital, he will be on night shift in a few hours, he doesn't want to lose his job.

"Why don't you just write about it for me, don't you think my other test results are normal?"

The doctor was a little hesitant, but looking at Mi Xiaoxiao alive and kicking, it didn't look like he was suffering from some kind of illness. Besides, if a person really lost his blood pressure, how could he still sit here and talk to him... Put up the sign and push it away. place.

Mi Xiaoxiao ran out to take a chest X-ray and had an EKG done. After everything was normal, the doctor could only write him a standard blood pressure of 120/80 and attach the word 'normal'.

Mi Xiaoxiao thanked him repeatedly, and came out satisfied with the physical examination report. He didn't dare to tell Fang Tuo about his blood pressure, for fear that Fang Tuo would drag him to a big hospital.

Don't look at Fang Tuo's impatient look of disliking one thing and another, but he is unequivocal when it comes to messing with him.

After finding them, Mi Xiaoxiao was stunned for a moment, and then she held her stomach and laughed.

The white snowflake-like little Huaci, with black scum on the corners of his mouth at the moment, looked embarrassed and funny as if he had eaten coal ash, but he didn't know it, and he obediently lay on the back of the chair and walked around. Look around.

"What did you feed it? Why is it so black?" Mi Xiaoxiao walked over, folded up the report, and put it in his pocket.

Fang Tuo folded his arms, shook his legs and said, "Dirty bag."

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The author has something to say:

The stalk of the electric car (jū) was seen on the Internet a long time ago. Forgive the author for his low humor and bad taste. I just want to mess with it. Hahaha, it’s so funny