The woman under the mountain is a fox

"How to solve this,"

"List the constraints and objective function first..."

Liao Kong has no idea how the mysteriously unfolding plot happened from the time when he bid farewell to everyone at the gate of the Qu Mansion, and now he is riding a horse and taking math class in the forest path.

Looking back, after breakfast, I went outside the gate of Qu Mansion, and saw Qu Ningyan wearing a long purple dress and leading a tall horse soaking in the sun.Qu Ningyan pulled the rein, with a smile on her lips, lovingly stroking the mane of the horse.

The princess who was leading the black horse, looked at the scene and fell into a nympho, and was amused by his spoof metaphor. Seeing the black horse with shiny fur was about to bend its head to rub against Qu Ningyan's shoulder, he hurried over and pushed it away. up the horse's head.

"and then,"

Oh right, and then, huh?No, it seems that someone is talking?

"I said~ Then what about my husband~~~~"

"Oh! It hurts...I'm listening!" She shrank her neck and took off the hand that was doing circles on her ear, and held it firmly in the palm of her hand to prevent it from being attacked by this object again.He lowered his head and looked at the owner of the hand who was leaning against his arms, holding a book in his hand, and was staring at him. The expression on his Qingcheng face was so vivid at the moment.

"Do linear programming again." Sigh, okay, and then it's a sweet and painful ride.The sweet thing is that Qu Ningyan is jealous of her status as a "man", so Liao Kong can ride a horse with a beauty in her arms; the painful thing is!

"So the answer is this?"

"Yeah~ yeah yeah...Yan'er~ I'm so sleepy, can I squint for a while."

"No, tell me the next question."

"...But Yan'er~ I'm really sleepy~~"

"Aren't you my husband?"

"..."

That's right!The pain is!Ever since she heard Qu Ningyan say the words 'because you are my husband' that day, and she was in a state of excitement like a chicken blood, Qu Ningyan used these words like a magic spell.The sad thing is that I hear it repeatedly!What made Kongxiang cry even more was that when Qu Ningyan asked herself what it was with the rice paper full of drafts, she shouldn't forget Qu Ningyan's curious baby attribute and let her shameful vanity He dug a hole and buried himself in it.Forgive me for loving flowers and applause throughout my life, Amen~

After living in the mansion for more than ten days without stepping out of the door, Qu Ningyan, a studious baby, went all the way from addition, subtraction, multiplication, division, xy to calculus and linear algebra.Let's look at this tireless knowledge-seeking consciousness. If you are empty-handed, you can leave Qu Ningyan on the cliff in modern times. That's the third type of person, a female doctor!Shaking the goose bumps all over my body, I still don't want it, the gap is even bigger.

"Ahem, how did you convince the stewardess? Did he still want to follow me yesterday?" Qiao Kong told everyone that a smart child should know how to talk about topics at the right time, baahaha~

"Because I'm smarter than you. Let's move on to the next question..." Qu Ningyan moved her body and leaned against the back of the human body in a more comfortable position, staring at the book in her hand as a matter of course.

"...Yan'er~ Where are we going?" The revolution has not yet succeeded, comrades still need to work hard!

"Just go straight ahead, I'm sleepy~" He was full of energy a moment ago, but now his sparkling eyes are misty with water vapor, he really looks extremely sleepy.He turned his head and stuffed the book into the empty skirt, put the bracelet around Kong's waist, buried his head in the hollow of Kong's neck, and closed his eyes.

"...Well, Yan'er~ There won't be bandits in this deserted place, right?"

"I have martial arts."

"But aren't you going to sleep?"

"Well, don't talk!"

"..." Look, look at Qu Ningyan, what Oscar queen? !They're all weak, okay?

He kept walking and walking out of the city, and didn't hear Qu Ningyan say where to go when he was free.Along the way, there must be no one to be seen. After walking not far, the road under the feet became steeper and the trees became denser. Although some withered plants in winter have sprouted buds, the whole environment still looks like a Empty, depressed.

'Wouldn't there be bandits in blood? ! 'Qu Ningyan in her arms breathed lightly and evenly, she seemed to be really asleep.Bored and bored, and nervous because of the quiet atmosphere, he couldn't help but think to himself.

If there is such a thing as a crow's mouth in the world, it should really be classified as a treasure, and Liao Kong is the one who won the treasure.Looking at the man who suddenly came out of the woods, Liao Kong really had the urge to put a seal on his mouth.

The person who came was tall and strong, his square face was covered with a black cloth, and there was a scar from his forehead to the corner of his eye, like a centipede crawling on his face.With a... hoe on your shoulder? ?Ahem, generally speaking, he still looks like a [-]% bandit.

"I drove this mountain, I planted this road..." The big man crouched in the middle of the road, forcing Kong to pull the reins.The majestic and majestic voice of the big man came out loudly.

Chow Kong was dizzy from being yelled at, rolled his eyes and quickly covered Qu Ningyan's ears.Well, life will never be the bloodiest, only more bloody!Waiting indifferently for the big man's next words, "If you want to pass through here, stay and buy money." '

"If you want to pass through here, leave...er, leave water!"

"Ah?" Liao Kong bit the tip of his tongue in shock, what's going on? ?Do you want water without money?Is this place a desert?Not so!

"I heard the sound of water, there should be a river over there, you can go there if you are thirsty~" ==!After thinking about it for a while, I remembered that I could vaguely hear the sound of water along the way.

"This... that... let's make a poem!" After listening to Kong's words, the big man actually frowned and walked on the spot, as if thinking deeply, he took about ten steps towards Kong and stammered.After finishing speaking, he probably felt that his words had lost momentum again, so he swung the hoe on his shoulder forward in annoyance, and shouted, "Hurry up!"

The horse was startled by the sudden swiping of the hoe, neighing and raised its front hooves high.Liao Kong on the horse's back was frightened and hurriedly wrapped Qu Ningyan tightly with one hand, and pulled the rein with the other hand to restrain the uneasy horse, and shouted at the big man who was stunned in front: "Hurry up and get out of the way!"

Fortunately, after hearing Kong's shout, the stupid big man retreated to the side before the horse scrambled forward, avoiding the danger of being kicked by the horse's hoof.

Qu Ningyan's dark horse seemed to be well-trained, it struggled forward a few steps and then calmed down.If it's a horse with a bad temper, not to mention that he and Qu Ningyan are likely to be thrown off the horse.That big man, if he took a step later, he would be seriously injured by the hoof of the horse, and he was in a cold sweat after thinking about it so far.

Looking at this big man who seems to be in shock, he will not fight when he is free, and he will not care about the words and sentences when he is anxious. A lot of words will jump out when he thinks of them: "I say you! Will you be a mountain?" Thief? Please memorize your lines before you come out to hang out?! Are you robbing or what are you doing! You touch porcelain, you!"

Liao Kong was cursing on horseback, spitting flying all over his body, and he felt comfortable; the big man on the ground was so dazed by the scolding that he didn't answer a word.The scene reveals an inexplicable harmony!

Qu Ningyan, who was trapped in her arms, couldn't help it anymore, she burst out laughing, and finally interrupted Kong, pulling back the big man's spirit.

The big man seemed to have just noticed the person in Kong's arms, and there was a light in his eyes, revealing joy, as if a certain big problem had finally found a solution.

At the same time, Liao Kong also noticed the change in the big man's expression, and shouted in his heart, "Oops."Quickly increased the strength of her arms around Qu Ningyan, pressed Qu Ningyan's body to her chest, gritted her teeth and whispered in Qu Ningyan's ear, "Don't move, don't talk."

"That's good! You leave the little lady in your arms, sir, I will let you live! Hahaha~" I don't know whether it was because of the empty mention or just entered the play, the expression of the big man at this moment is the same as jjj It's really a bandit temperament.

Liao Kong's entire expression became serious, and he unconsciously hugged Qu Ningyan even tighter.He stared at the big man and estimated, not to mention that the other person's height and weight were completely higher than his own, and the strength of boys and girls was also quite different.

"Hey, big brother, don't look at the woman in my arms, but she has serious problems. You are a hero, but you are really not worthy of you. Why do you want it?" Smiling, full of flattery.

"She...what's wrong with her?!" From the masked face of the big man, Li Kong still saw his eyes widen in an instant, and his words began to stammer again.It was just a stutter~

"She, she has bad breath, smelly feet, hiss, and her face is full of pockmarks! Woo..."

From the big man's point of view, Lao Kong's eyes were hazy with tears at the moment, and he covered his mouth after speaking, and his mouth was still whining.How can people not believe what this person said with such a moving expression.

"...Then, do you still want her?"

Liaokong felt that his eyes must be dazzled, no matter how he looked at the big man, his eyes were hazy with tears, could he still be a tender man?Enduring the stinging pain from the tender waist, he made up his mind and continued to speak: "It's the order of the parents, the words of the matchmaker. The matchmaker is marrying, and besides, how can this woman continue to live after being divorced. One day is mine. Wife, you will be my wife for the rest of your life!" Woohoo!Qu Ningyan, you can let go! !

"You... you, you... nonsense! How could my lady be as miserable as you said!!" Unexpectedly, the big man turned red all over his eyes, pulled the scarf off his face, and turned the hoe aside He chiseled hard on the ground, although he stammered, he was full of anger.

"You you you...ah bah, why are you so angry! No, miss?" The big man always played cards out of common sense, and he stuttered suddenly, but suddenly he caught the strangeness in the big man's words .Miss?

Qu Ningyan also struggled to get out of the empty arms at this moment, sat up straight and saw who was coming, with a flowery smile on her face, and happily shouted: "Brother Yunxuan~"

The big man who was called Brother Yunxuan wiped his hands on the rough linen clothes cautiously, and approached the horse with a naive smile after hey.

Completely confused by the sudden change of the situation, Liao Kong dismounted at Qu Ningyan's urging, and was about to reach out to catch Qu Ningyan, but the big man quickly helped Qu Ningyan off the horse.Withdrawing his hand in a smug manner, looking at Kong's palm, his heart was also empty.Another look, the two people on the side were already chatting and laughing about the old days, and when they were empty, their hearts felt bored like a jackhammer.

Leading the horse and looking at the two talking and laughing side by side, Liao Kong looked sad.From just now until now, Qu Ningyan hasn't even looked at herself, but the smile on her face is constant.Feeling more and more out of breath, she intentionally slowed down her steps in a fit of anger, hoping to see when Qu Ningyan would notice that she had already drawn a great distance from them.

The author has something to say: spoof small theater version - about the next question

Le: Yan'er~ As a top student, you work so hard, does your family know? ?Hey, don't make it difficult for us to be scumbags, okay?Doing a question is already doing my best!

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ps!!: The author drew a special prize at the Annual Meeting of Character Explosion today, ~(≧▽≦)/~ So I decided to draw again. .The Lun family crawled back in a daze and returned the code words to update the text, you are ashamed not to speak!No flowers!is it? ?