The woman under the mountain is a fox

"What did my uncle do today?" Qu Ningyan, who had her hair tied up in a bun with a transparent water lily-like emerald rock pinned to it, was lowering her head, holding a pen in one hand and an abacus in the other.

Cui'er, who was studying ink, picked up the book that had been put aside earlier as if she had expected it, and opened a few pages, "My uncle got up early in the morning, and had two bowls of porridge and three steamed buns for breakfast, including two meat buns. Today, my uncle I was still in a good mood, happily grabbed fish food and took it to the fish pond as usual, and five of them swelled to death~ I was in the garden in the afternoon, trying to help Uncle Hua pull weeds, so I pulled out more than a dozen mint seedlings..."

"Pfft... Tweety, you remember it in too much detail, right?" Tweety was joking with great interest, and that person's always silly aggrieved expression flashed in his mind, smiling like a flower.

Tweety secretly rolled her eyes carefully and slandered inwardly: Is that idiot uncle eagerly requesting to write like this, okay?Even reported eating and drinking Lazard, okay?The hand holding the book is unconsciously clenched, for sure!Don't let the lady get in touch with that silly uncle again!Idiots or something might be contagious!

In the courtyard of Qu Mansion, the ground was covered with a thick layer of snow, and two people and a dog were squatting on the steps of the pavilion.On the snow in front of the pavilion, there is a boy in blue robe (don’t ask me why he is in blue robe again! The stewardess said he likes blue!) is dancing with a sword. The blue figure sometimes rises and sometimes lands, and the exquisite sword is flipping and moving in his hand. , the sword energy danced around the side of the body, causing the clothes to flutter and snowflakes to dance.The flying snow elf landed on the edge of the sword and was lifted again. The sword energy tore it apart while the sword was moving. The young man put away the sword and stood in the snowflakes with his hands behind his back. He had the illusion of being left behind and independent, which is really good. A beautiful sword dance.

"Papapa~Wow, the young stewardess is awesome, amazing~"

"Wow~"

Ah Fu, who was dressed as a servant, shook his empty arms violently, fully expressing his indescribably excited and admiring mood at the moment.Flipping a dead fish eye, desperately trying to get rid of the Parkinson's syndrome patient; on the other hand, he had to guard against the big black dog who was enthusiastic from the beginning, look, he is wagging his tongue at the moment He was always ready to pounce.Fortunately, the young man who took away the sword had already walked over, and one person and one dog had returned to a tentatively normal state.Ah Fu immediately and consciously let go of Kong Jie's arm, and handed Kong Jie a teacup in a doggy manner.Even Xiao Hei, who had been suspected by Kong Jie of being manic all this time, lay down on his stomach, stretched his two front paws to the feet of Kong Jie, and swept away the snow in that area with his flicking tail, with a flattering expression. appearance.

"Stewardess~ I'm so bored~~" Li Kong, who was still squatting, grabbed the cuff of the flight attendant, raised his head and said coquettishly.

"Then I'll show you another set of punches?" The flight attendant, who was still expressionless, pondered for a while.

"Okay, okay~ Master stewardess, let's do boxing again~"

"Don't! It's so boring to dance swords and boxing every day~" Ah Fu, who turned his head sideways and danced with his hands and feet, what's the matter with you!

"...Master, why didn't you feel bored when you lived like this every day on the mountain?" The stewardess couldn't help but want to complain, this sword dancing and boxing is obviously something you must watch every day, okay? !

Oh, it's not boring anymore, one has no TV, two has no computer, and three can't see Qu Ningyan!Thinking of this third point without thinking about it makes me extremely wronged, especially remembering going to pay my respects that day.I don't know how the Yaonan uncle, oh no, he should be called Yaonan's father-in-law now, why he was also with Mrs. Qu, and saw his face, which was as black as sesame paste.Then, a rather wretched little maid came in with a tray covered with a red cloth, and mysteriously lifted it up for Mrs. Qu and Master Qu to see.Master Qu looked as if he was in a bad mood, his face turned into sesame paste stuck to the pan, black as hell~

Even the kind and amiable old Mrs. Qu (Author: So the eyes of Liaokong are really not very good... Liaokong: Get out!) The face has become a big dye vat, with bursts of red, blood red, and dark red... Mrs. Qu coughed again, and moved her eyes to see Qu Ningyan up and down, left and right, and finally fixed on Qu Ningyan's lower abdomen, that look...well, a trace of pity and a trace of joy All gone~ Liao Kong imitated Mrs. Qu and looked at Qu Ningyan by her side back and forth in doubt, and finally put his gaze on Qu Ningyan's lower abdomen, expressing that he had no idea other than that Qu Ningyan was beautiful. I know what Mrs. Qu means.Then, a hand suddenly climbed up around his waist, gently pulled a piece of meat, and turned it gently and slowly!With tears in his eyes and a smile, trembling, he attached the catkin around his waist, and with a slight force, he opened his fingers one by one, just in case he pulled him up.

"Cough cough cough~Xiao Kong, um, now that you've given up the vulgarity, you can't continue to call the dharma name, so I'll call you Xiao Nuo from now on."

"Well~"

"Ahem~Xiao Nuo~ Now that you two are married, Yan'er will be your wife from now on. Grandma will hand over Yan'er to you. You must treat her well." hand, Mrs. Qu smiled and narrowed her eyes, then nodded and thought again when she saw Kong.

"Young and newlywed Yan Er is naturally very sweet, but Yan'er has been weak since she was a child, Xiao Nuo, you...cough cough, you need to be more sympathetic~" Thinking of something, even the elderly Mrs. Qu finally covered her mouth , click to the end.

Liaokong analyzed it word by word, and felt that apart from the weakness of the body, there was no way to study the rest? !Staring at him, he still nodded, and suddenly felt a pinprick-like pain in the palm of his hand caused by a certain nail, and the tears that had just gone were about to burst out again.Turning her head stiffly, she wanted to see what exactly Qu Ningyan was doing!Only to find that he lowered his head and looked shy and didn't look at him at all!But the nails in the palm are really not shy at all! !

"Hmph!" There is no doubt that this huffing sound full of bullying came from the demonic father-in-law.Liao Kong followed the sound and saw that the father-in-law, who had been silent and dark all the time, had his head slightly raised, with two nostrils facing him, as if he could vaguely see a few hairs.I don’t even bother to roll my eyes, well, it’s menopause~

"Feng'er~" Mrs. Qu, who was smiling at Kong just now, turned her head to Master Qu, then changed her expression, and shouted with a bit of emphasis.

Seeing this, Master Qu reluctantly took out two red envelopes from his arms, flicked his neck, and handed the red envelopes to Kong.Looking at the thick red envelope, Cai Fan's eyes flashed with excitement. For the first time, he felt that the demon man's father-in-law is really a beautiful and kind man~ He stretched out his bandaged hand and touched the edge of the red envelope. Pulling, I found that I couldn't pull it, and I continued to push it harder, but it still couldn't pull it!Angrily glaring at the monster man's father-in-law, he realized that he was also staring at him, and unexpectedly, he understood the meaning in that look: I really want to chop you into pieces!

Reluctantly shrinking his neck, he still pulled the red envelope with all his strength, and was about to put it in his arms.That piercing pain reappeared!He could only resign himself to his fate, licked and smiled, and handed the red envelope to Qu Ningyan, "Lady~ you keep it~~", Qu Ningyan, who was still 'shy', did not speak, and took the red envelope quietly.

Leaving the two of them in the room for a chat, Mrs. Qu ordered the two of them to go back to the room. Before leaving, she explained: "Xiao Nuo~Yan'er~ You two must have been very tired last night, so go back to the room and have a good rest. have a rest……"

After leaving the door, Li Kong rubbed his waist and hands, and asked Qu Ningyan sadly: "Why do you keep pinching me!"

"Think for yourself!" Qu Ningyan, who twitched the corner of her mouth subtly, glared fiercely at Liaokong, who was unresponsive, left these words and walked away~

Only then did I think about it belatedly, and I really wanted to cry, so I was misunderstood just now as an obsessive, cruel and merciless person?Woohoo, the one who bleeds is obviously me~ and more!How could Mrs. Qu say such words of being extremely tired last night? There must be something wrong, okay? !

The most tragic thing is that on that night, Qu Ningyan tapped her acupoints very gently and told herself: "Husband~ Grandma said that my concubine is too weak, and my husband is like this... these days I'm afraid only I can ask my husband to be considerate~" Therefore, during the honeymoon period of the newlyweds, the empty days are that they can't see Qu Ningyan during the day, and sleep at night!

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"Stewardess~ Let's go out and play~ I'm really bored~"

"Master, do you have any money?" "Master, do you have any money?"

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