The woman under the mountain is a fox
Chapter 13 Cannon fodder is used for Ko
Bai Zhiyuan's tiger's mouth opened, his right hand gesture has become an eagle's claw, and he locked Kong's throat, but when he saw Kong within a fist distance, he suddenly fell to the left, and Kong's hand caught the corridor and shattered. up the railing.In the blink of an eye, a blue figure descended from the sky and kicked away Bai Zhiyuan's hand that was about to attack, and Bai Zhiyuan, who had no time to defend himself, was kicked back a few steps before he stabilized himself.
"Master Bai!" Qu Ningyan stood in front of the young man in blue robe, and stopped Bai Zhiyuan who was about to make a move, with disappointment and contempt in his eyes.
It all happened so suddenly, the spectators were all in a daze, and even one of the parties involved didn't know how he suddenly felt his legs twitch, and then how he fell on his side on the ground, digging a hole , this posture is too sexy!Suddenly inspiration came to him, and he thought that he was seriously injured at the moment, covered his abdomen, his eyes were miserable and heroic, and he said in his heart, "Go away~ leave me alone~ I~~poof~ah..."
"Master, you are really stupid~" The blue-robed boy looked down at the happy people performing on the ground with an iceberg-faced face, the corner of his mouth didn't twitch: Damn, the plot is on your mind again!
"Are you hurt?" Qu Ningyan, who heard the sound, walked quickly to Kong's side, knelt down with frowning eyebrows, asked while secretly checking, and let out a sigh of relief after confirming that Kong was not injured internally.
"Uh, cough cough, I'm fine... eh? Stewardess?!!" Looking over Qu Ningyan's shoulder, he was surprised to see Kong Jie with his arms crossed... Cough, got up and rushed towards Kong Jie, unexpectedly He actually hugged it!Buried on his shoulders, he said in a nasal voice, "Stewardess, Master misses you so much..."
Qu Ningyan looked at the person who moved quickly, and thought, "Well, it seems that there is no trauma. '
"Master, it's really disgusting for a man to act like a baby." After being hugged for a while, the paralyzed man finally pushed away the man lying on his shoulder and took a step back, with an iceberg face and an ordinary look of contempt.
Take a breath and sniff, baa~ Sure enough, when something abnormal like an iceberg is always short-lived~
The noisy voices from the audience made Kong react, as if it was a martial arts competition now?Um?Tournament?He suddenly turned his head and glanced at the railing just behind him, which had been broken into pieces of wood.His face turned pale in an instant, and he looked at Bai Zhiyuan with fear and anger, and sneered, "Hehe~ Mr. Bai is really good at drafting people, and using internal force to deal with a person without the slightest martial arts is not afraid of being invincible!"
"This martial arts competition is related to my marriage with Ningyan, I must go all out, please forgive me, Brother Yan."
Seeing that Bai Zhiyuan had a murderous look on his face a moment ago, now he immediately changed into a handsome gentleman, Yao Kong wanted to slap him!At first, I thought he was an arrogant man, but he turned out to be a hypocrite and a villain!He clenched his fists tightly, if he lost and asked Qu Ningyan to marry this scumbag, he would definitely dig up the scumbag's ancestral grave first, kill the scumbag before committing suicide!It's more nasty, right? ~Heh, with a changed face, he put on a sad smile and turned towards the audience, in line with the spirit of sister Liu Hulan's heroic sacrifice, he said, "If you can get Yiren to join hands with you, there is no need to fear life and death! Although Yan doesn't know martial arts, but for The one you love in your heart must do your best and give it your all!" The firm eyes, the moving words...
"Woo~ I'm so touched." "What's the matter if you don't know martial arts, such an infatuated man, huh~" "Woo~ Come on, master~ There's another one, woo~" "Come on, master!"" Master~you must win~~" "..."
In a row of '=口=' on the stage and amidst cheers from the audience, Li Kong, who had lost the fight, started the final competition with the constipated Bai Zhiyuan.
There was a spark of admiration in his eyes, butler Qu took a look at the sky, then carried a box to the center of the stage and said, "This last scene is about 'wisdom', and there is a piece from our lady in this box." There are two young masters competing to answer the question, and if the answer is consistent with the one in the box, the winner will be the winner!"
Although defeated, Kong proudly held his head up like a rooster fighting for victory and patted Kong Jie's shoulder, "Go~ go and sit over there..." After a pause, he realized that there were no extra chairs, "Squat down, Master I will definitely win~”
"..." He glanced at Li Kong contemptuously, and stood by the side without moving.
Qu Ningyan, who returned to her seat, nodded slightly and said: "Ningyan has read some fanbang books recently, the content is wonderful, and one of the questions is hard to understand. I hope the two young masters can clear up Ningyan's doubts."
Steward Qu took the topic and said, "What will happen if a mung bean falls from the attic?"
After listening to the topic, she was calm on the surface, took a peek at Qu Ningyan, and burst into laughter~
Bai Zhiyuan, who thinks of himself as tall, is Sparta. What will happen if a mung bean falls from the roof? =口= Can’t hit people to death?
"Young Master Bai~ Have you thought about it?" Steward Qu, who had finished reading the question, asked Bai Zhiyuan first, thinking about his identity as the magistrate of Bai Zhiyuan.
"This...but it fell into the soil, and it will bloom into a mung bean tree next year?"
"Pfft..." Li Kong couldn't hold back his laughter, looked at Qu Ningyan, but received Qu Ningyan's reproachful look.The more he laughed, the happier he thought that Bai Zhiyuan was still a joker!There was even a crack on the iceberg's paralyzed face beside him.
Except for the county magistrate, the few people sitting were all full of curiosity and forbearable smiles, and there was also bursts of laughter underneath.
"Ahem, Mr. Yan, where's your answer?"
"Well, it turned into a red bean~"
"Heh~ Mr. Yan, are you telling a joke?" Bai Zhiyuan, whose face turned green and pale, said disdainfully after hearing Kong's answer.
Leaving Kong nodded silently in his heart, this is really a joke, brother~ But he said with a light smile on his face, "Why did Mr. Bai say such a thing?"
"Heh~ The mung beans turned into red beans, could it be that the mung beans bleed and turned into red beans?"
"Mr. Bai really makes sense. The Buddha said that all things are equal. So, Mr. Bai was born by the county magistrate and his wife, and mung beans were naturally born by mung bean's parents; Mr. Bai has flesh and blood, and mung beans have life, right? ?"
"Oh~ makes sense" "So that's how it is..." The masses A, B, C, D.
"You! Ridiculous!" Bai Zhiyuan's complexion can be described as pretty, changing like a colorful dye vat.
"Right or wrong, you can tell by looking at the answer."
"Just look at it! Butler Qu!"
Taking out the answer from the box, Steward Qu cleared his throat and said, "Mung beans fell from a height and turned into red beans!"
There was thunderous applause from the audience, and the county magistrate flung his sleeves and left the table angrily.The rest of Bai Zhiyuan's face suddenly became murderous, and saw Kong Jie next to Kong looking at him with scorching eyes, his hands tightened and then loosened, loosened and tightened, Kong is gone!You wait!If you don't take this revenge, you won't be a human being!
Won?At this time, Kong Kong is in a complicated mood, huh?A little excited, hyper?unbelievable?Are you going to marry Qu Ningyan?Uh, what kind of anxiety is this kind of unmarried girl!
"Master Bai!" Qu Ningyan stood in front of the young man in blue robe, and stopped Bai Zhiyuan who was about to make a move, with disappointment and contempt in his eyes.
It all happened so suddenly, the spectators were all in a daze, and even one of the parties involved didn't know how he suddenly felt his legs twitch, and then how he fell on his side on the ground, digging a hole , this posture is too sexy!Suddenly inspiration came to him, and he thought that he was seriously injured at the moment, covered his abdomen, his eyes were miserable and heroic, and he said in his heart, "Go away~ leave me alone~ I~~poof~ah..."
"Master, you are really stupid~" The blue-robed boy looked down at the happy people performing on the ground with an iceberg-faced face, the corner of his mouth didn't twitch: Damn, the plot is on your mind again!
"Are you hurt?" Qu Ningyan, who heard the sound, walked quickly to Kong's side, knelt down with frowning eyebrows, asked while secretly checking, and let out a sigh of relief after confirming that Kong was not injured internally.
"Uh, cough cough, I'm fine... eh? Stewardess?!!" Looking over Qu Ningyan's shoulder, he was surprised to see Kong Jie with his arms crossed... Cough, got up and rushed towards Kong Jie, unexpectedly He actually hugged it!Buried on his shoulders, he said in a nasal voice, "Stewardess, Master misses you so much..."
Qu Ningyan looked at the person who moved quickly, and thought, "Well, it seems that there is no trauma. '
"Master, it's really disgusting for a man to act like a baby." After being hugged for a while, the paralyzed man finally pushed away the man lying on his shoulder and took a step back, with an iceberg face and an ordinary look of contempt.
Take a breath and sniff, baa~ Sure enough, when something abnormal like an iceberg is always short-lived~
The noisy voices from the audience made Kong react, as if it was a martial arts competition now?Um?Tournament?He suddenly turned his head and glanced at the railing just behind him, which had been broken into pieces of wood.His face turned pale in an instant, and he looked at Bai Zhiyuan with fear and anger, and sneered, "Hehe~ Mr. Bai is really good at drafting people, and using internal force to deal with a person without the slightest martial arts is not afraid of being invincible!"
"This martial arts competition is related to my marriage with Ningyan, I must go all out, please forgive me, Brother Yan."
Seeing that Bai Zhiyuan had a murderous look on his face a moment ago, now he immediately changed into a handsome gentleman, Yao Kong wanted to slap him!At first, I thought he was an arrogant man, but he turned out to be a hypocrite and a villain!He clenched his fists tightly, if he lost and asked Qu Ningyan to marry this scumbag, he would definitely dig up the scumbag's ancestral grave first, kill the scumbag before committing suicide!It's more nasty, right? ~Heh, with a changed face, he put on a sad smile and turned towards the audience, in line with the spirit of sister Liu Hulan's heroic sacrifice, he said, "If you can get Yiren to join hands with you, there is no need to fear life and death! Although Yan doesn't know martial arts, but for The one you love in your heart must do your best and give it your all!" The firm eyes, the moving words...
"Woo~ I'm so touched." "What's the matter if you don't know martial arts, such an infatuated man, huh~" "Woo~ Come on, master~ There's another one, woo~" "Come on, master!"" Master~you must win~~" "..."
In a row of '=口=' on the stage and amidst cheers from the audience, Li Kong, who had lost the fight, started the final competition with the constipated Bai Zhiyuan.
There was a spark of admiration in his eyes, butler Qu took a look at the sky, then carried a box to the center of the stage and said, "This last scene is about 'wisdom', and there is a piece from our lady in this box." There are two young masters competing to answer the question, and if the answer is consistent with the one in the box, the winner will be the winner!"
Although defeated, Kong proudly held his head up like a rooster fighting for victory and patted Kong Jie's shoulder, "Go~ go and sit over there..." After a pause, he realized that there were no extra chairs, "Squat down, Master I will definitely win~”
"..." He glanced at Li Kong contemptuously, and stood by the side without moving.
Qu Ningyan, who returned to her seat, nodded slightly and said: "Ningyan has read some fanbang books recently, the content is wonderful, and one of the questions is hard to understand. I hope the two young masters can clear up Ningyan's doubts."
Steward Qu took the topic and said, "What will happen if a mung bean falls from the attic?"
After listening to the topic, she was calm on the surface, took a peek at Qu Ningyan, and burst into laughter~
Bai Zhiyuan, who thinks of himself as tall, is Sparta. What will happen if a mung bean falls from the roof? =口= Can’t hit people to death?
"Young Master Bai~ Have you thought about it?" Steward Qu, who had finished reading the question, asked Bai Zhiyuan first, thinking about his identity as the magistrate of Bai Zhiyuan.
"This...but it fell into the soil, and it will bloom into a mung bean tree next year?"
"Pfft..." Li Kong couldn't hold back his laughter, looked at Qu Ningyan, but received Qu Ningyan's reproachful look.The more he laughed, the happier he thought that Bai Zhiyuan was still a joker!There was even a crack on the iceberg's paralyzed face beside him.
Except for the county magistrate, the few people sitting were all full of curiosity and forbearable smiles, and there was also bursts of laughter underneath.
"Ahem, Mr. Yan, where's your answer?"
"Well, it turned into a red bean~"
"Heh~ Mr. Yan, are you telling a joke?" Bai Zhiyuan, whose face turned green and pale, said disdainfully after hearing Kong's answer.
Leaving Kong nodded silently in his heart, this is really a joke, brother~ But he said with a light smile on his face, "Why did Mr. Bai say such a thing?"
"Heh~ The mung beans turned into red beans, could it be that the mung beans bleed and turned into red beans?"
"Mr. Bai really makes sense. The Buddha said that all things are equal. So, Mr. Bai was born by the county magistrate and his wife, and mung beans were naturally born by mung bean's parents; Mr. Bai has flesh and blood, and mung beans have life, right? ?"
"Oh~ makes sense" "So that's how it is..." The masses A, B, C, D.
"You! Ridiculous!" Bai Zhiyuan's complexion can be described as pretty, changing like a colorful dye vat.
"Right or wrong, you can tell by looking at the answer."
"Just look at it! Butler Qu!"
Taking out the answer from the box, Steward Qu cleared his throat and said, "Mung beans fell from a height and turned into red beans!"
There was thunderous applause from the audience, and the county magistrate flung his sleeves and left the table angrily.The rest of Bai Zhiyuan's face suddenly became murderous, and saw Kong Jie next to Kong looking at him with scorching eyes, his hands tightened and then loosened, loosened and tightened, Kong is gone!You wait!If you don't take this revenge, you won't be a human being!
Won?At this time, Kong Kong is in a complicated mood, huh?A little excited, hyper?unbelievable?Are you going to marry Qu Ningyan?Uh, what kind of anxiety is this kind of unmarried girl!
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