The woman under the mountain is a fox

Early the next morning, Liao Kong, who had a nightmare all night, had two panda eyes on his head.As soon as he stepped out of the door, he suddenly felt his collar tightened, as if he was being lifted into the room (ahhh, what a silly metaphor, the one who was being lifted despised himself for this description) and was brought into the current room.Sit down on the ground and look around, um, there are desks, bookshelves full of books, and this... Shall I go?Uncle Yaonan?Xiaoshou?

"Are you the monk that Yan'er brought back?" The slender eyebrows on the morbidly white pointed face were slightly clustered, the thin lips that were not dyed but vermilion opened and closed, Xiao Shou was talking?and myself?

"Uh, huh? Oh, um!"

"Speak! What are you humming!!" Uncle Yaonan slapped the desk with his slender hands, and the cracking sound of broken wood shook Kong's heart, and hurriedly added a complete sentence.

"Uh, huh? Are you asking me something? Oh, yes! I'm a monk." Tsk tsk~ Even if you look angry, you still have the air of total acceptance.

"Young voice! Shut up!"

"..." I rolled my eyes, I don't have your evil spirit at all, uncle!By the way, this tone is really similar to Qu Ningyan, eh!They look alike too.

"Just your face! If you have a long face, you don't have a nose or eyes! What does Yan'er like about you?" Because of anger, the thick and slender eyelashes couldn't stop beating.

"..." Rolling eyes, I dare not compare with you.

"Learn a lot of money? Write a poem and listen to it!"

"..."

"Excellent martial arts? I'll know when I try it!" While speaking, the palm wind slashed towards Kong's side, and with a stabbing sound, the hem of the robe scattered by his side was cut off, and the feet that were almost chopped off were all due to the strong wind. Strong and felt a burning pain.

"..." He rolled his eyes, his eyes went dark, and he passed out gorgeously.

Hearing the noise around him in a daze, the air in his breath was filled with the somewhat familiar fragrance of plum blossoms.Opening his eyes, he found that he was hugged by Qu Ningyan, who was squatting halfway. With a twist of his mouth, he buried his head in Qu Ningyan's waist and yelled, "Woooo Qu Ningyan, that uncle is a psychopath!" , Tell me to shut up and keep asking me questions, then hit me again after asking! Wooooo."

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"Cough, Xiaokong~ Are you saying that Feng'er told you to shut up, so you didn't speak?"

Hearing this voice, Kong raised his head from Qu Ningyan's arms, only to find that he was still in the study room, besides himself and Qu Ningyan, there were also that Yao Nan and Mrs. Qu standing beside Yao Nan.

She moved into Qu Ningyan's arms, tightened her arms around her waist, and pointed at the handsome man whose complexion was getting darker and darker, "That's right! That's the psycho!!"

Qu Ningyan, who was being hugged, froze following Kong's movements, and when he heard this, his eyes were full of helplessness and a smile, blocked by the back of Kong's barren head.Um!good scolding~

"Ahem, Feng'er, Mother said that Xiaokong is not a person who has no eyesight..." She shook the man's tightly clenched hands, and patted the irritable son on the back soothingly, preventing him from doing anything else.Looking at Qu Ningyan who was frowning, he said again: "Okay, Yan'er, you can help Xiaokong go out first."

Seeing that Qu Ningyan was about to speak, she put on a straight face and said, "Grandma said, you need to talk about everything carefully! Go out."

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"Cough Qu Ningyan, that uncle is my father-in-law? Uh...I called him crazy just now, so he won't let us get married, right?"

"..."

"He thought I was ugly just now! Qu Ningyan, am I ugly?"

He stopped and stared at Kong for a long time, until his face turned red...

"Hands off"

"Ah?" What kind of hands, I just thought of covering my face, and I haven't covered my face yet...

"When do you want to take it?" Said with a frosty face.

"Hehehehe~ Oh, I'm in so much pain, I can't stand up, let me lean on you~" Liaokong squinted at Qu Ningyan's hand that had been holding Qu Ningyan all along, and said shamelessly.

"It was the robe that was hit, not your leg." Every word was a warning.

"Ouch~ I have a glass heart, my legs are weak after being frightened and I can't stand~"

嘭

"Cough cough cough... Qu Ningyan!!! You violent woman!!!"

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The national style has always been considered open, and marriage matters do not depend entirely on "the orders of the parents and the words of the matchmaker."Here, if you are not very satisfied with this marriage, both men and women can hold a "marriage meeting".As the name suggests, this "martial recruitment meeting" is similar to martial arts competitions in the arena, except that the person who has a marriage contract is the first protagonist, and only when others stand out from the crowd can they compete with the protagonist. Chance.This final competition is generally divided into three rounds: the first and second rounds are nothing more than civil and military battles, and who will win is determined by the number of flowers voted by the audience; the third round of competition is determined by the organizers themselves.This "marriage meeting" always caused a sensation in the city. Over time, more and more people held "marriage meeting", and the role of "marriage meeting" has changed from dissatisfaction with the marriage to a proof of sincerity for both men and women. medium with capabilities.

I don't know what Mrs. Qu said to Master Qu at the end that day, but on the second day, the Qu Mansion released the news that a "marriage recruitment party" would be held.The men, women, young and old in a certain city were excited again, thinking that Miss Naqu and Mr. Bai both had excellent looks and excellent family backgrounds. In the past, whenever they appeared on the street, the picture of the golden boy and the jade girl would always make people more excited. Si envy jealous hate.This marriage is simply "the fusion of business and officialdom, the combination of beauty and handsomeness". one.The gossip hearts bred in the quiet small town are in commotion. To put it bluntly, who doesn't like to watch the excitement! ~(≧▽≦)/~

At this time, in a certain guest room in the Qu Mansion that is in question...

"My lord! Are you listening!!!" A maidservant in green clothes put her hands on her hips, her cheeks puffed out, her eyes were wide open, and she glared angrily at the drowsy "man" lying on the table.

Liao Kong weakly raised his hand and plucked his ears: "I'm listening~ I said Cui, you are a woman after all, can you be gentle~"

"You are not allowed to be so affectionate!"

"... Isn't your name Tweety?"

"That won't work either!" The little maid still had her hands on her hips, her face flushed with anger, and she stomped her feet angrily.

"..." As expected of Qu Ningyan's personal maid, she is equally uncute!Before she woke up early in the morning, she was dragged up by Qu Ningyan who rushed in, and Shi Shiran left after leaving this girl for herself.Looking at the cute loli, when she opened her mouth, good guy, that voice!Balala said a lot, except for the buzzing in his head, he remembered what marriage recruitment event he was going to attend, and he also tried to defeat a perfect love rival, Mr. Bai, can you not remember? !This girl keeps saying the same thing, how handsome Mr. Bai is, how extraordinary his literary talent is, how powerful his martial arts are... She has to goug her own eyes when it's over!

"Son!!!"

"Huh? Ah? What?"

"I said! Let's play a game of chess!" Tweety was also very depressed, how could this person compare to Mr. Bai!I don't know what the lady thinks.I heard that this person is the well-known abbot of Liaokong. Sure enough, what the lady said before, 'monks are all deceitful sticks' is really true!This silly look is like not waking up! (Author: Tweety~ I really haven’t woken up~~ Tweety on her hips: Say it again! Say it again! The author’s eardrums burst, suddenly!)

"Oh, play chess? I can..." The person who was lying on his stomach immediately regained his energy and sat upright, looking eager to try.

moment……

"……what is this?"

"Gobang~ Hey, one, two, three, four, five, I won." He happily pointed to the five sunspots lined up on the board.

"...Young master! If you don't know how to do it, don't pretend to know how to do it!!"

"..."

Tweety stared at nothing with disdain, took the rice paper and brush and ink, and sighed: "It seems that I can only compete with piano, calligraphy, and painting, these will always be there?" Thinking of something, he put the rice paper on the table heavily Yi Pai roared viciously: "If you can't this time, then you won't! Don't pretend to be good again!"

"..."

for a moment...

"My lord, what do you want to express by drawing two cakes that have been bitten a few times?" Pointing at the two puddles of ink on the rice paper that were either round or not, there were gaps in them, with doubts in their contempt.

"..."

"Tweety~ How's the teaching going?" The two of them were staring wide-eyed when they saw Qu Ningyan walk in leisurely.Liao Kong noticed that Qu Ningyan was different from the morning. The original off-white satin skirt was replaced by a lavender tulle skirt, with only a fox fur on the outside. The stunning face was slightly powdered, which was more beautiful than before. To be more charming.Frowning and snorting, "Qu Ningyan, are you going on a blind date? You change two sets a day, it's so cool and not too cold~"

The girl next to her stared fiercely at nothing, hurriedly took the rice paper and ran to Qu Ningyan's side in small steps, pouted and pointed at the things on the paper and said in distaste: "Miss, look at what he drew!"

Qu Ningyan hid her flustered look, looked at the two lumps of ink on the paper crookedly, raised her eyebrows, raised the paper and teased, "Two potatoes? Are you hungry?"

Looking at the sky outside the house again, he nodded, "Well, it's indeed time for dinner."

"Pfft...hahahaha~" Cui'er next to her couldn't help laughing out loud, she is still amazing!

"..." Liaokong squatted in the corner silently with his face ashen, and said silently: I am the word, I am the word... You illiterate people!

"Miss, what happened to him?"

"He's sad"

"Ah? A man! So unbearable!!"

"Well, because he said he has a glass heart."