Great God Cultivation Manual [Online Games]

The result of the all-night battle was that I didn't get up until after three o'clock in the afternoon, and there were various sequelae of staying up late.Su Mo felt pain all over his body, especially the spine in his back.

The other half of the bed is empty as usual, if I wake up and see Carrot lying next to me saying "Happy Birthday" or something...ah forget it!Chasing that pretentious thought out of his head, Su Mo put on a piece of home clothes, rubbed his dazed head and opened the door.

A card stuck in the crack of the door fell to his feet. Su Mo bent down to pick it up. There was an ugly yellow exclamation mark drawn on the folded card. Isn't this... the mission symbol in the game?

Xiao Su, who was completely confused about the situation, opened the card, and it was really a mission... This guy Luo Xu—Hi, honey~ oh no, he is a beautiful and lovely blood elf mage!Now you have triggered the World of Warcraft birthday special mission, and you will get a corresponding reward for completing each mission~ Refuse to accept and be careful of the chrysanthemum, dear! >.<Su Mo's heart: You are the only one who can't protect you!Your whole family will lose their chrysanthemums! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ The first task: change clothes (no pajamas or home clothes, of course, you don’t have a problem with such thick doors~), go to the bathroom to wash your clothes, and then take a selfie with your mobile phone Send photos to 1381XXXXXXX^_^~ (photos require scissors hands with staring eyes and pouting mouths, friendly reminder - if you don't meet the requirements, you will lose your chrysanthemum~)

Su Mo: I killed your mother!

Going back to the bedroom and changing a new set of clothes, and after washing, Su Mo twisted his face awkwardly, trying to recall the selfies of those killer girls on the website, and took a picture that made him want to drop his phone when he saw it. , then press Send.

Grass! ! !mud! ! !horse! ! ! (#‵′) Convex

Five seconds later, Massage from Huaxin Daluobo: The pornographic photo has been taken~(≧▽≦)/~, oh, I can’t save it O(∩_∩)O~~ Dear Master Di, congratulations on completing the task, and now you can find it in Noodle’s pet box Click below to find the gold coins rewarded for this task and the next task, good luck to you!

Sure enough, there was an identical card under the pet box. The difference was that there were five pieces of 100 cash in it. Su Mo stuffed the money into his pocket, opened the card and began to read——beautiful elf, you are ready for the next collection task what?Please bring the task items (cash) and go to Carrefour across the road to buy Coke (6 cans), Carlsberg beer (6 cans), dumplings at Wanchai Wharf (four bags, I want to eat three fresh =.=), toast Bread (two bags), firewood eggs (one box), Yuxi (one, soft bag), some snacks (as long as you like it)~PS: Come back when the money is used up~Otherwise, be careful, you know~~>.<Su Mo Rubbing his chest that had just been trampled by [-] grass-mud horses, his mind was full of thoughts about what the hell is this shit?Then filled with righteous indignation to do the task to TAT!

Action and forced shopping are efficient. I bought Coke and beer with the extra cash. Half an hour later, Su Mo came in, and when he stuffed the food into the refrigerator, he found the third task card—Nima!

The third task - it must be very heavy to buy so many canned drinks [laughing]~ But my brave tribal warrior, here I want to thank you sincerely, because our dinner for the next week is settled~(≧ ▽≦)/~cough cough! Honey~I saw the chocolate in the second compartment of the refrigerator~, eat it and follow the instructions in the wrapping paper to continue to dry Bute Smecta!

Su Mo, who was biting the chocolate, flattened the nearly torn package with black lines all over his head. Task [-] - Jogging around the garden of the community, defeating the gray valley brown bear at the fitness equipment, and collecting [Magic Royal Grass]!Run towards the sunset~ Warrior!Friendly reminder: Same as above ^_^

Su Mo looked at the cheap smiling face at the end of the text, and struggled in his heart. Finally, he had no choice but to open the door and go downstairs, and ran! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Gray Valley Brown Bear at the fitness equipment—1.2m brown teddy bear.

Along the way, with the hungry eyes of all kinds of hot girls, Su Mo, who continued to run with the little bear in his arms, roared in his heart, damn it! [Magic Emperor Grass] It's better not to lose something too much!Otherwise, that boy Luo Xu is doomed!

Su Mo, who has never practiced [Herbology] in World of Warcraft, has no chance to know that [Magic Emperor Grass] is a low-level herb with no special features, but its icon is so popular that it is easy to see.

The embarrassing classmate Xiao Su switched from jogging to [-]-meter sprint mode. When he turned a corner, he saw the light blue building where the swimming pool was located. In the middle of the road was a corrugated box with a yellow question mark on it—made by Su Mo With all mental preparations, he carried the bear to the box in a very tragic way, and squatted down to open it.

Uh……

Inside the box is a large bouquet of red roses with dew on them!

The icon of [Magic Emperor Grass] - a rose.

There was a fourth card between the flowers, but when Su Mo opened it, it was blank, and a voice sounded behind him: "This is the last task, please turn around and use the special command '/hug' on the 1-year-old black hand, a friendly reminder— — ouch!"

Luo Xu covered his stomach and bent down, narrowed his painful eyes, and still had a bright and handsome smile on his face. Su Mo withdrew his fist, and his next move was to step forward and hug him tightly.

"Happy birthday Su Zi," Luo Xu hugged the thin body, "Do you like this quest line?"

"I like your sister!" Su Mo said, smiling with his back turned to the carrot, "But it's not too bad."

When the two returned home, Su Mo threw the bear on the bed, Rose unpacked and pulled out the vase, and then he found that the cooking table in the kitchen was full of fresh ingredients, and Luo Xu was cutting chicken in style...

Su Mo: "...you are?"

"Cooking~" Luo Xu said confidently, "Go take a shower, you're covered in sweat after running around, hey~ I told you to jog, are you in a hurry?"

Su Mo resisted the urge to throw the slippers over, looked at the pile of food suspiciously and regretfully, and said, "When will you be able to cook? Don't waste it..."

"Don't worry~" Luo Xu took out his phone, opened a cooking app, and shook Su Mo, "I just washed my talent, and I also took a mixture, so you just wait and eat."

Su Mo muttered "Don't worry, sister" and entered the bathroom. Less than 10 minutes after sitting in the bathtub, the door was pushed open with a 'squeak', and a certain radish's reassuring voice came in——

"What if the Coke chicken wings are mushy?"

"It's okay, just peel the skin and eat it later..."

"Uh... Is the dish table salty?"

"Add water and crack an egg to make soup..."

"Crack...eggs?"

"Ah, it's okay, no more eggs, high cholesterol is unhealthy..."

"And...tofu...the mapo tofu is broken."

"It's good to be broken, we haven't eaten tofu brain for a long time~"

"Oh...the curry baked rice is in the oven, it will be ready in 10 minutes, we will start the meal when you come out~"

"Curry... baked rice?!"

The door was closed, and Su Mo calmed down his tense nerves. Fortunately, the oven is not a microwave oven, and it will not explode. At most, it will paste another one.

Xiao Su, who was no longer able to calmly take a bath, simply dried himself off and put on a bathrobe to finish early.The few dishes mentioned by Luo Xu just now were placed on the dining table, including green liquid, black lumps, and a bowl of red and white things. Fortunately, I knew the names of the dishes in advance, and Su Mo was very relieved. Pull out the chair and sit down.

Putting a battered chicken wing into his mouth, Su Mo bit off the crispy chicken skin, mixed with the undercooked and bloodshot meat inside, chewing with a strong smell of mush, and then he gave Luo Xu Under the expectant gaze, he swallowed boldly, and praised: "It's delicious!"

At this moment, the oven dinged, and Luo Xu put on the bear-paw-like heat-insulating gloves contentedly, and went to pick up the curry baked rice.

Su Mo looked melancholy at the remaining chicken wings, and silently made up his mind that a medium-rare steak would be fine, and a medium-rare chicken wing would not kill anyone, and then began to swallow it.

After eating four or five chicken wings in a row, the half-baked taste gave Su Mo the illusion that he was a savage. He had only one goal, not to let Luo Xu eat this kind of food.

At this time, a strong aroma of cheese floated from the kitchen, and the baked rice filled with the pan was placed in the middle of the table. Luo Xu pulled out the chair and sat down, filled a spoon with some rice and blew the heat to feed Su Mo, hugging Finally, Hope asked pitifully: "This should be fine, right?" The mozzarella has a very mellow taste, and every grain of rice has absorbed the rich curry juice, mixed with peas, corn and chicken pieces, Su Mo was simply overwhelmed. This finale dish was amazing, "Okay~ this talent is good, keep it up!" There is no special container for baking rice at home, so Luo Xu used an eight-inch pizza plate, the amount is large, and two people can drink cold beer Eat up this curry baked rice, and the rest is silently disposed of.

After dinner, Su Mo took the initiative to take care of the aftermath. After cleaning up thoroughly, the wowers returned to the topic, turned on the computer, and logged into World of Warcraft.

Because the team copy update CD of the game lasts for one week, and they have cleared the normal difficulty yesterday, so there are no team activities these days, but at the beginning of the new version, the brand new faction reputation and daily tasks are still to be done.

"Molten Front" is a brand new map opened after completing the main mission. It is located inside the portal of Mount Hyjal, a neutral area, where the enemy and the enemy mix and match. It is a new place of right and wrong.

【World】Qianxia, ​​Weimo: Fighting started again in Xindaidai!

[World] Super Pikachu: Fighting again?This is the third time today ==

[World] Soft muffins: I've been soaking here all day, it's cool!

[World] Let's see who is pregnant: By the way, muffin, are you a man or a girl?

[World] Egg fried rice without scallions: Don’t try hard, I’ve been here since the establishment of the association, and I still don’t know it →_→ [World] See who’s pregnant: No way...you don’t have sex or something ?

[World] Hot Pot Instant Noodles Two Eggs: Our president is fast, no matter the battlefield, the arena or the field, he/she can type and command →_→ [World] Persian Little Meow: Molten Front has become a slaughterhouse !Brothers, can you stop talking nonsense?Come and help kill!Secret me into the group!

This kind of name has a high probability of being a girl, plus the attitude is uncompromising, and it is easy to win the favor of others.Anyway, we have to do our daily routine, so Su Mo and Luo Xu made a plan, and simply kept Meow Miao in secret, and joined the camp to fight in the field.

Surprisingly, they didn't join a regiment, but a small team, and it was a small team with only three people. It stands to reason that there are many militants in Safu, and there shouldn't be only two people who are private.

[Squad] Summer: The captain should form some more people, otherwise it will be difficult to fight.

[Squad] Persian Miaomiao: That's enough, we can still do missions while we're playing, but we can't do it when we're in a team, you two come here quickly.

After everyone talked about this, Su Mo naturally couldn't say anything more, so he and Luo Xu each clicked on the teleportation, and went straight to the teleportation gate of Mount Hyjal.

The battle was even more intense than expected. The slope leading to the safe zone was full of corpses, and the red-named alliances and mobs were mixed together. It looked densely packed.

The mage and DK found the Persian little meow, a goblin priest with discipline talent at the NPC who received the quest... Goblins are a new tribe race in the CTM version. Although they are ugly, they always increase their haste by 1%, which is a great addition to the magic system. A racial talent.

Seeing her teammates coming, Miao Miao pulled the reins of her mount, revealing the essence of a female man——

[Squad] Persian Little Miaomiao: I'll add blood to you two, let's go!