Great God Cultivation Manual [Online Games]

The wind from the Arctic blows through the perennial snow covering Northrend, but there is a warm rainforest map in the middle of that cold and distant continent—the Sholazar Basin is maintained by the spiers built by the Titans. The humid climate here, At the same time, it also isolates the invasion of the Scourge, and it is a place full of vitality in a land full of death.

Under the rainbow, there is a lake called the heart of the river, in which there are hungry plesiosaurs, and... a floating cow's corpse==!

On the other side of the optical fiber, looking at the dead heifer in the virtual world, Los Angeles couldn't help but feel a little strange. Why didn't a mage respond to his cousin's corpse for a long time, so he checked the ID name again. When he did see this little German joining the guild that day, Summer said in the guild that it was his cousin.

Unable to hold back the doubts in his heart, Los Angeles controlled the thieves to kill the resurrected heifer with two swords, double-opened the game and logged in to the tribal account, and pulled the online player list of the Judgment Army Guild from the beginning to the end. The mage named Summer showed that he was in the Zul'Gurub.

——It turned out to be a dungeon.

At this time, the door of the room was pushed open.

"During the day, you draw the curtains and don't turn on the lights. Is this playing to death, Ah Cheng?" The visitor said with a swipe and opened the curtains.

The sun in the summer afternoon was extremely dazzling, and someone who had been in the dark was shaken for a while. Los Angeles half-closed its eyes and stared at the back of the person stretching in front of the window angrily. Pressed it into the ashtray, and said blankly: "You know you're back after playing?"

"Well, it's rare to meet a beautiful one, so I did it twice more." Leaning lazily on the window sill, he licked his lips as if showing off his face, "Although I still like you better."

Luo Cheng frowned slightly, "I'm not interested in men."

"Just kidding, but at least you don't reject it, maybe someone will fall in love with you?" Zhanyan smiled lightly. As a man, his face was very delicate and beautiful, his figure was well-proportioned and slender, and his demeanor was full of gentle and delicate elegance.

Luo Cheng was noncommittal and fell silent.

Zhanyan took out a bunch of keys from his pocket and smashed them casually, "Come on, let's not talk about this, did you forget that kid Tao Le is in Beijing today?"

Los Angeles scolded 'Fuck me' in his heart, and asked very calmly and shamelessly: "How is that possible?"

"Then trouble Otaku City, who has a good memory, to bring our old classmate back. The two of us will welcome Tao Zi tonight, and I have to go to the bar to make some arrangements."

Zhanyan left the window, casually put her hands in her pockets, a small section of waist skin was instantly exposed between the shirt and jeans, and there were traces of ambiguity after making out, Luo Cheng frowned instinctively.

"By the way——" Zhanyan, who had already walked out of the room, turned around and said with a sly face while holding the door frame, "Did I say that you looked at the computer and smiled like an idiot just now?——Don't throw the keyboard!"

"—fuck me!"

Luo Cheng's idiot-like smile appeared on his face, and he sat back in front of the computer depressed. The moment he was about to turn off the game, he was an idiot.

——The corpse of the thief is floating in the lake, the cow has disappeared, and a system prompt is floating in the dialog box.

System: You are dead, killer Summer.

As a gladiator thief who must take a PVP mount every season, and as Sapphiron's discolored field killer, he has died at the hands of this rookie mage for the second time...

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When the Mage retransmitted back to Zul'Gurub, Su Mo still had a subtle feeling.Cousin was guarded by the dead body, he definitely had to go, but I was no match for that thieves regardless of his skills or equipment, originally I only planned to ensure that Su Ran could resurrect and escape, but who knew that the thieves would hang up and be beaten by him without any pressure died.

The easiest and rude way to deal with the corpse guard is to go offline. At this moment, little Su Ran, who is full of food and drinks, has gone back to the house for an afternoon nap, and only Su Mo and Luo Xu are left in the living room.

"Let's hurry up, it's already past noon, and we haven't eaten yet—uh!"

The following words were sealed in an impatient kiss. Luo Xu supported the coffee table with one hand, and clasped the back of Su Mo's head tightly with the other hand, stepped over the two computers on the coffee table, condescendingly trapped each other in the on the sofa.

"When do you plan to let the little ancestor in the house go back?"

The moment he was released, Su Mo looked towards the bedroom sensitively, making sure that the door was still there, then wiped his red and swollen mouth vigorously, and looked at Luo Xu who was also unhappy on the other side with some displeasure.

Under the gaze of that cool gaze, the loyal student Carrot, who was full of complaints, withered silently, and broke out in a cold sweat in the living room with a room temperature of 40 degrees.

Su Mo lighted his cigarette calmly: "Don't look at me like that, write the book, and eat when you're done."

Classmate Carrot wagging his tail: "Obey! I'll kill the boss right away!"

Back in the game, the delayed copy team moved on.

There is no fixed killing order for Zug’s bosses. After clearing the mobs, a group of five entered a wooden house of the Zandalari tribe. They climbed up the stairs and came to the corner with two black panthers. This group of mobs did damage Very high, the troll warrior's Omnislash is immune to magic and has no hatred, and the panther will kill a player at random. The usual method is to control and kill them one by one.

As the captain of the dungeon, Luo Xu marked three of the mobs, sister Lucy released a frost trap to freeze one, Su Mo and Karl's mage read Transfiguration at the same time, and the moment the two trolls turned into sheep, they were not caught. The black panther under control developed hatred and rushed towards Lihua with rain.

At the same time, Blood DK started with a [Death Grip], before the sharp claws could touch the priest, the black panther was dragged in front of T, the DPS output was stable, and he was directly blasted to death before the pounce, and then T beat him. Wake up the charged mobs and kill them one by one.

This wave of mobs with a high rate of destroying the group was cleared very smoothly, causing this team that had been dying since entering the game to feel like a dream.

In the dark animal pen under the wooden house, there is the high priest Jallo and her black panthers.Leopard Girl is a particularly nervous female troll. She will cry endlessly from the beginning of the battle. Her tears will have a splash AOE effect, which needs to be interrupted, otherwise the whole group will lose blood violently.

There are four animal pens in the leopard girl's room. Before killing the boss, the little leopard must be cleared first, otherwise the little leopard will go berserk directly in the second stage.Hunter is an AOE high-damage class, and Lucy is like a different person, not only brave, but also a little sharper.

[Team] Lihua Daiyu: Girl, do your family members know that you are so awesome?

[Squad] Lucy: Damn you, don't type.

[Squad] Pear blossoms with rain: so fierce 0.0

[Squad] Calcis: This girl can't be teased casually!Right~[Team] Lucy: Hit you, look at your DPS, dish!

[Squad] Karsis: ...

System: Karsis is dead.

[Squad] Mafia 1 years: You can't think about it too much ╮(╯▽╰)╭～[Squad] Karsis: Disliked by the girl o(>﹏<)o After clearing the leopard, the boss starts to enter a soft berserk state, Incarnation of a humanoid black panther, and constantly teleport in the animal pen.The remaining two DPS were fully fired, and DK summoned an army of undead to help output, but after all, one DPS was missing, and Leopard Girl's HP dropped very slowly.

After grinding for about 5 minutes, the boss still showed no sign of falling, and the mana of the healing priest had been exhausted. Lihua Daiyu used up his last sip of milk and threw a [Fountain of Light] on the ground, and dutifully fell down.

[Squad] Pear Blossom with Rain: Everyone, order spring water yourself, come on, come on =. =

[Team] Pear Blossom with Rain: The two sacrificed blood, it feels like there will be a mount~ In reality, Su Mo: "Carrot, take a break and apply a bandage to recover your blood, and I will fly a kite."

The voice fell, and in the game, Lucy skillfully replaced a baby bear who could be a T, taunted the boss directly, and then added blood to the baby while outputting.

The four old men are shocked! ! !shock! ! !up! ! !

Is this shit the girl who fell off her mount and was poisoned to death!This is so obviously a pure man who secretes female hormones!

[Squad] Lucy: Don't stand still, my baby can only resist for a while.

[Squad] Black Hand 1 Years: I know... I know.

[Squad] Lihua Daiyu: I stutter when typing...you are really ashamed!

[Squad] Summer: You two are enough==

[Squad] Calcis: My sister doesn’t need my protection o(>﹏<)o...

[Squad] Lihua Daiyu: You can only die with her...

[Squad] Karsis: T_________________ TDK reconnected with the boss, Lucy replaced the baby wolf, and the mage started the last wave of bombing with bloodthirsty three people, and finally the high priest Yarlo fell down whimpering.

Su Mo controlled the mage to create a magic dining table, and then read a [Group Resurrection]. Somebody touched the boss's body, and two items that needed to be rolled suddenly popped up on the screen, while the random dungeon boss usually only drops one piece of equipment.

Luo Xu on the opposite side blurted out: "Damn it, it really happened!"

Su Mo also saw clearly the second roll point item - [Swift Zulian Black Panther], which is a land mount!It is a rare mount with a drop rate of less than [-]% for Leopard Girl!

In the game, on the team channel, Brother Priest has already started to roar——

[Team] Pear Blossom with Rain: Damn it!Blood sacrifice!This shit is really a blood sacrifice!

[Squad] Pear Blossom with Rain: This is the first time I saw a rare and dropped mount!

[Squad] Pear Blossom with Rain: Quick roll, quick roll!

Pear blossom with rain at 3 o'clock

Lucy 2 o'clock

Chalsis 1 point

Black Hand 1 years 2 points

Summer1 point

System: Lihua Daiyu obtained items [Swift Zulian Black Panther] [Squad] Lihua Daiyu: ... Brothers are so annoying>.<[Squad] Black hand 1 years: five people’s roll points add up to 10 ...

[Squad] Lucy: That... I'm back [poor]

If the Roll point is less than 10, it is very bad. If five people can't add it up, then it must be a good thing, and then this kind of back point is finally reflected.

[Squad] Lihua Daiyu: Are you back?

[Squad] Black Hand 1 Years: What was it just now?

[Squad] Lucy: My little nephew played... to cause trouble for you [Poor] [Squad] Lihua Daiyu: ...

[Squad] Black Hand 1 Years: ...

[Squad] Karsis: Sister!I knew it wasn't you just now! ! !

[Squad] Summer: [Candle]

The girl's body returned to her original position, and she almost passed the boss all the way. However, this mode could not survive the final boss of Zul'Gurub in the end.

Three hours later, the five people who advanced on the tortuous road failed to see a bright future in the end.

Jindu, the god of destruction, has almost strict requirements on DPS. He is the most perverted boss in the random dungeon of Cataclysm. Without one DPS, it is too late to clear the mobs in the field.

A random book was played from noon until the sun went down. Facing the small graves all over the ground, the group was somewhat powerless.

[Squad] Lihua Daiyu: Sister, where is your nephew, let him cause trouble again, we can get over it.

[Squad] Lucy: His mother is watching the homework...

[Squad] Karsis: That... I have to go... I have something to do tonight...

【Squad】Summer: In vain

Su Mo, who is an activist, closed the game immediately after typing. When he looked up, he saw that Luo Xu had closed his notebook and was rubbing the back of his neck—this guy was so painful that he didn't even bother to type.

Leaning on the sofa, Su Mo only felt throbbing pain in his temples, and his whole body felt a little nauseous.For those who play the game for a long time, a few hours of dungeons are actually nothing. What really consumes energy is the unsmooth progress.

"I want to talk about one thing." Su Mo looked up at Luo Xu, "Can we stop getting to know these two weirdos in order to save a few hundred gold decomposition fees?"

The bitter carrot wiped away the tears that didn't exist, "I knew that Karl said that the free decomposition actually had something to do with it!"

Su Mo gave a disdainful 'hehe', "You don't even remember who he is, you know your sister?"

At this time, their mobile phones rang at the same time——

MessageFrom Soul Death Knell: We have set up a guild entertainment flag-planting PK match with "Holy Relic". It will start tomorrow night, and the winning guild will get 50 G (gold) provided by the other party. Come and participate if you are free.

Luo Xu: "Are you interested?"

Su Mo: "50 gold~"

Luo Xu =_=: "...Since when did you become a money addict?"

Su Mo ╮(╯▽╰)╭: "From seeing that there are only 500 gold on Goudong."

Luo Xu: "..."

Xia Yiran, who was in the office, was holding the phone, browsing through the replies that Lu had received one after another.

MessageFrom Zhengtai's counterattack: There are cram schools for these two nights, it may be late, but it will definitely arrive!

MessageFrom nurse not producing milk: OK ~ Fuck them to death!

MessageFrom has never been able to get milk: Strong milk is in place~MessageFrom Xiaofeng Hanyue: Tomorrow night, channel 30XXX invites me to sing, the day after tomorrow can be, let them play hard, whoever loses will buy the mixture!

MessageFrom I use chrysanthemum: Lao Tzu punished PVP pretending to graduate early!Just waiting for this day =w=!

MessageFrom I don't have yogurt: I don't play PVP, let's cheer for you in the past.

MessageFromSummer: Come.

MessageFrom Black Hand 1 Years: Come with me.

There is still one more thing to go, Xia Yiran frowned slightly, where did the brainless snow go?

More than 1000 kilometers away, as soon as the regular meeting of an IT company ended, Duanqiao Canxue rushed out of the meeting room under the eyes of his colleagues, found a corner where no one was around, and made a call directly to the chairman's mobile phone.

Xia Yiran held the phone far away, and the voice from inside could still shake his eardrums—"Have we made an appointment with "Holy Relic"? When did we make an appointment? Did that lonely grandson take the initiative to find you? What did you say?" ? Did you ask you to go back again? Tell him to get out and cool off! What kind of entertainment flag PK? See if I don’t beat him, he doesn’t even know his mother!”

Xia Yiran's face was stained with a smile, and there were 10 people.