Monks and Bachelors

"Junior Brother Wumei! Junior Brother Wumei! Wait for me!"

The wind came from three miles away with a loud shout.

"It's Senior Brother Wuyuan!" Liu Baichuan Zhuma said, "Something must have happened in the temple, otherwise how could he have sent Senior Brother Wuyuan out to chase me!"

"Your brother Wuyuan's ability to transmit sound for thousands of miles is incredible. With such ability, why bother to stay in the small Hanshan Temple?!" Xueshi Lin gasped as he hugged the galloping horse.

"Do you know why Hanshan Temple is called Hanshan Temple?" Liu Baichuan asked Lin Xueshi.

"What's so difficult about this? Who doesn't know that Hanshan Temple got its name from the Tang Dynasty eminent monk Hanshan who practiced here." Lin Xueshi held the rein and said with a smile.

"But you are wrong. Hanshan Temple is only called Hanshan Temple because of Hanshan and Shide. Hanshan and Shide are what people often say Hehe Erxian, but they are obviously two men?!" Liu Baichuan said The last sentence was as soft as a whisper, but it still fell into Xueshi Lin's ears.

"What is the reason for this and Master Wuyuan became a monk in Hanshan Temple?" Lin Xueshi asked in confusion.

"That's why Han Shan picked it up!" Liu Baichuan said with a light smile.

"Could it be that your Wuyuan senior brother likes men, has he ever molested you?!" Lin Xueshi asked hurriedly.

"Senior Brother Wu Yuan is very masculine, but he also has a special liking for him. He got married at Hanshan Temple for the sake of Senior Brother Wu Hui." Liu Baichuan said.

"This Buddha's pure land is in a complete mess." Xueshi Lin sighed.

"Junior Brother Wumei, an imperial edict has come from the palace, and the emperor wants you to enter the palace to discuss scriptures." While speaking, Monk Wuyuan has already galloped over.

When Monk Wuyuan and Liu Baichuan arrived at the palace, it was already afternoon, and a very young little Huangmen had already greeted them outside.

Liu Baichuan followed the small yellow gate to the palace, and from a distance, he saw a man in yellow brocade sitting in the crane pavilion, staring dazedly at several snow-clad and black-clothed cranes.

"Your Majesty, Master Wumei has arrived!" Xiao Huangmen stepped forward and reported.

"Qing, it's you!" When Liu Baichuan approached the pavilion, the man in yellow brocade stood up and took a deep look at Liu Baichuan, two tears rolled down his eyes.

The emperor's teardrops fell on the scorching ground baked by the sun and shattered into a big flower spot.Liu Baichuan only felt that the emperor's gaze was like a fireball that was going to burn him off, Liu Baichuan couldn't help but feel trembling all over, looked around, and the little yellow gate that greeted him had already disappeared.

"Qing, when you are in the future, I have been looking at these cranes all the time. I look at these cranes as if I were looking at you, but just now, when I look at these cranes, I miss you even more. Since my queen Guo left, I It's been a long time since I wanted to see someone like this!" The emperor looked at Liu Baichuan bewilderedly, just like he looked at those cranes just now.

"Your Majesty, the poor monk is a man!" Liu Baichuan coughed and said.

"Since my Queen Guo left, I don't like women very much. My Concubine Hui, the reason why I dote on her is because I see her dressed up as a man and is cute. But since I saw her in Hanshan Temple that day Without you, I can no longer tolerate her in my heart." The emperor wiped his tears with his sleeve and said affectionately.

"As long as you are willing to stay by my side, so that I can see you when I want to see you, I can immediately issue an edict to let you return to vulgarity. I will grant you any official position you want. If you want to marry a wife and have children, I will tolerate you too!" The emperor stepped forward, raised Liu Baichuan's chin with his fingers, and said.

"Is this true?!" Liu Baichuan put his arms around the emperor's shoulders, put his mouth next to his ear and asked in a breathless manner.

"You don't have to say anything!" The emperor gasped and shouted while kissing Liu Baichuan passionately.

"You really have icy muscles and bones!" The emperor took off half of Liu Baichuan's shirt, slid his fingers over Liu Baichuan's porcelain-clean arms, and couldn't help admiring.

"How does it compare to the Emperor's Concubine Hui?" Liu Baichuan asked panting.

"Qing is more than ten times better than her!" The emperor kissed Liu Baichuan's icy back all the way, and stretched out his hand to untie Liu Baichuan's lower garment. Liu Baichuan was startled suddenly, and bit the emperor's shoulder hard. , the emperor cried out in pain, and stretched out his hand to protect his shoulder.

"Your Majesty, let's stop here for today!" Liu Baichuan put on his shirt, straightened his scratched black hair with his fingers, and said with a smile.

"Qing, why is this? I am very interested, how can I let you go?!" The emperor's hand hastily touched Liu Baichuan again.

Liu Baichuan pushed the emperor's hand away, and said with anger on his face, "I can only come here with you, and someone will take me back to Lin Xueshi's mansion soon!"

"You tell me, whatever you want, I will give you." The emperor looked at Liu Baichuan unwillingly, and said in a tone almost begging.

"Then I'll ask you to do one thing, to carve a big character on the forehead of your Concubine Hui. If you carve it, you can untie my baby." Liu Baichuan turned around and said coldly.

"What words do you want to engrave on Concubine Hui's face?" the emperor asked dumbfounded, thinking that Liu Baichuan was jealous of Concubine Hui, he was full of complacency.

"This word is up and down!" Liu Baichuan said back.

"Isn't this a word for 'crime'? Why did Qing engrave this word on Concubine Hui's face!" the emperor asked in surprise.

"She deserves it. Let me ask you, can you do it?!" Liu Baichuan looked at the emperor with a half-smile and asked.

A layer of cold sweat broke out on the emperor's forehead and said: "I can't do it, I can't treat a woman who gave me two children like this."

Liu Baichuan glanced at the emperor with great interest, turned around and took a few steps back, then turned his head, looked at the emperor with a pair of eyes like autumn water, and said, "The poor monk also has a hurdle in his heart!"

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